Guys I am sorry to report this is a Clickhole video. Mr. Cuomo has never done something this cool.

I don't get it.

one of these days you’re gonna get the Supreme Court to strike down Poe’s law and that will be the day we are finally doomed and free

He may not be Clickhole, but he is one type of hole. I'll say that much.

Your little "prank" could GET SOMEONE KILLED. I dunno how. Just thought it needed saying.

As a reputable journalist you should do better, I expect better from The Onion CEO.

So you are just lying to your audience, cool (not).

I fell for it because Cuomo is odd

Because there wasn't a chessboard or a hot blonde I knew that Bergman hadn't directed it...

Can't believe nobody remembers this garbage fire of an illustration that Cuomo commissioned about the pandemic in NYS. Should have been a career ender.

Getting a weird Midsommar vibe from that poster.

The dog’s the captain of the team so it’s ok with me!

I think I’m having a stroke

Same.

We are living in a time where nothing is surprising. Watching him go full Walz prepared is.

No, he is just posting pictures of himself - dressed causally - randomly running into reporters on the subway...b/c he is always on the NYC subways

Nobody spends more time meeting "normal" people than Cuomo, while he does his normal navigation of the NYC subway system...he is just a normal guy doing normal things The videos prove it Man of the people....right?

Idea: Since Sean Duffy is so terrified of the subway maybe Cuomo and Duffy could do a collab!

Okay Sean, the train is going to approach really fast, so you want to step back . . . no no it's okay buddy, that man is just playing the saxophone deep breaths ok here we go

OMG, this reads like one of those “You are becoming your parents” commercials…too funny!

He should go buy donuts with JD Prance. Just two regular guys doing regular things.

He's desperate, I came to the replies to post "I can't tell if you're joking, @bencollins.bsky.social " lmao 🤣🤣🤣

I still don't get it.

Same

Would’ve been more believable if he had said it was Eric Adams tbh

I mean, it wouldn’t shock me if he’d posted it.

Eric Adams is actually the most likely person to see this, now, and repost it unironically.

True story lol

very funny to see how many people ate this

I can see it. We live in a world where this was a real political ad. And Cuomo is desperate and out of touch, so yeah, he might try something weird that even he doesn't understand.

damn i love this, thats so powerful

I CAN SEE IT NOW. I CAN SEE THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE AND SCRY THE SECRETS OF THIS PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWABLE UNIVERSE. THE PYRAMIDS HAVE RISEN AND PROPHECY FORETOLD THIS MOMENT

Okay, but like, I *get* this. This has thematic resonance. His name is Gravel, he's on the gravel, he will be meticulous, and nothing that isn't Gravel-approved, like the rock that is not gravel, will be allowed. No gravel excuses for Gravel. The Clickhole vid, however, I DO NOT understand.

My brain 🧠 😭

I legit thought it was a cry for help.

It's a shame to see that you have decided to engage in misinformation, Senator Onion.

It's spiritually Cuomo

Why post it then..1d10t??

…do you know who @bencollins.bsky.social is??

I was 90% sure it was something like this, because it's you, but I really couldn't be sure.

This could easily be converted into a perfume commercial, it just needs a wild animal and a nature shot.

I don't get this one either!

you are the onion guy i should have expected this

i cannot believe it took me reading this reply to 100% confirm this wasnt true

I was genuinely and utterly confused the entire time.

Did you get to play the Reaper Man?

I actually remember this video. Does it make me too online, too old, or too racist? Too anti-racist? We'll never know...

It makes you anti-anti-"racist?"

that one's 100 videos deep in my "watch later" list, time to go dig it up

I can't believe I got fooled by the Onion guy. In my defense it was so goddamned believable.

Because dirty old white men, amirite?

Wish Clickhole still consistently made videos

This and "What does it mean to be a man" are all time greats. It's even funnier to post this now when there is a whole voting generation, who have no idea what it was parodying. youtu.be/GzgpLX49TYg

Beautiful, and in just time for awards season

I don't understand.

also what is Threads?

Zucks site

what do THEY think it means????

I am in tears

Fuck Cuomo

What a whack job

Diversibouros.

Sorry, Andy, you had your time. Move over and sit down.

Well this certainly created interesting results.

Tim and Eric for president……s

MAGA doing a 3rd grade play could have done a better job of opposites day videos.

damnit I can never tell if you're being serious or doing-a-satire lol

Reading replies I am giving myself media-literacy credit for "not-knowing"

I can't find it when I check the Cuomo account on threads

I believe the Satire Man was doing a satire

*Sits back drinking a glass of chardonnay* Hmmm yes, quite.

Damn, was hoping for more ShamWow!

That's it, he's got my vote

He may be on to something. Insanity wins elections. (cf. Trump, Greene, Mace, Boebert, et al.)

you're joking, aren't you? PLEASE be joking; this is WAY too creepy/scary (especially coming from someone who wants to be mayor)

Now showing unironically on Daily Wire +

I didn’t see this was you and believed it for a second. 😂😂

Whew, Tim Onion is goofing on us. I'm canceling my cognitive baseline assessment.

That was amazing, 10/10

Chris Cuomo needs to call his brother and do a wellness check. WTF

What the fuck is this?

LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988; Ken Russell, dir.)

Fuck both of them Adams and CUOMO

When are you going to republish the incredible Onion issue from the mid-1990s that was supposedly from the 1910s and had som much anti-Irish racism, including a Dickens-style serial episode?

As a veteran of many political advertising campaigns, my first thought is what the fuck. My second thought is somebody’s taking Cuomo for a ride and just stealing his money.

Truly one of the greatest videos of all time

What. The. Actual. Fuck

Andrew Cuomo is all over Jeffery epsteins little black book..

this can't be real

CLAM-O-NAISE!

whoa, i was all in on zohran, but now...? i just don't know.

I'd love to hear from one of the actors as to what they were told the commercial was about.

I know he didn't because that would be fun

@easybakedoven.bsky.social @beckybunzy.bsky.social

does he think that is the halloween closet new yorkers want to raid?

Leaning hard into the bullshit.

So he’s doing theater for the nursing homes?

That’s to make up for, you know, the Great Nursing Home Disaster of 2020. 🤔

Halfway through this video I started eateng rice with my hands. What are you demon?

He’s not fit to run for that office.

{Dean Wormer voice} "On-YUNNN!!!"

WTF even is this?!?!

Bring who back? Are they raising MLK from the dead. Necromancy? Is this about necromancy? I’m crying 😭 what is this video. Why was there a question mark?

What in the hell is this?!

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?!

Seriously is this a joke or not

I was obsessed with this video when it came out, it’s so fucking bizarre and I love it

I'd like to book an appointment for a 28DaysLaterEyeGouge.gif

I mean, I get it. If you don't get it, that's your fault.

So. This feels like something that can be interpreted both ways depending on which side of the coin one is on. Are Diversity and Intolerance just pointless volumes of water in the same buckets? Are we saying we want to put an end to racism or kill "woke" racism? Trying to appeal to both AND neither?

I gave it a "like" but had already seen the reveal, so don't think I was fooled, OK, I just appreciated the gag, OKAY?

So he took a bunch of performance art, and threw in some trigger words. Media salad has taken on a whole new level.

What’s happening here? Too Many Cooks vibes.

Waow

this was one of my favorite classic Clickhole videos

What?

Sure, tell us it's on Threads because no one has an account there!

He’s a nutter

That's a cool Jawa.

WTAF?

📌 #pin

What in God's unholy name is this???

If this is real, I need to go get some air.

WTF?

Currently my favorite 'no caption cuomo' video

I think his consultants might be even worse than the ones the Democratic Party used in the 2024 election. And that’s impressive.

Turns out.... same ones!

From a mental health professional perspective; he is unwell.

In Denzel voice: BERGMAN GOT NOTHING ON ME

Benedict.

I guess he figures demented posts work for Trump so why not give it a whirl?🤷‍♀️

That was creepy AF.

WTH? That's weird stuff...and I've heard some weird stuff before, but this tops even my uncle telling my mom -- 2 weeks before Hoffa disappeared -- that Hoffa was going to blow up the tunnel between Detroit and Windsor. Very odd ad.

Wait, what the fuck did I just watch?

Huh?

The kissing noises continued for an uncomfortable amount of time

did someone slip something in my cold brew?

Someone took a ChatGPT script and paid people to perform it

wait, i can't tell if you are joking or not. is that good?

I. don't. under. stand...

cuomo is more like trump so he is tiptoeing around nyrs.

Someone told him he needed to be "cool / hip" like Mamdani.

This is some Gretchen Whitmer shit, and I love it. Would absolutely respect Cuomo more if he posted like this

I was going to vote for Mamdani, but now I'm a true blue Cuomokid (from several thousand miles away from NYC).

Is this a Tim and Eric skit?

No jumper cables, very disappointing.

That can’t be true?!?!?

Anyone know how much shrooms you need to consume to get this?

The table represents the bourgeoisie, and the tablecloth is obviously the monied interests in the outer boroughs.

what does it meeeeeeeean

What did I just watch??? This is even more confusing than Homer's second Mr. Plow commercial. youtu.be/TFA0dSAnRn4?...

The consultant class can’t keep getting away with it!

Tim and Eric should be pissed off

WTAF - is trump now managing his campaign?

This is the WORST remake of The Seventh Seal I have ever seen.

I don’t even care I don’t understand it. I do care I wasted 1:10 of my life watching it. Only saving grace is it does confirm this guy is just a weirdo.

I don’t even know if you’re fucking with us

Probably he doesn't catch the sarcasm (and the f*cked nazism)

Lol, he cheaped out and got the clothes for the Grim Reaper from Spirit Halloween.

My honest reaction #smilingfriends #whatthefuck

It would have been more believable if the grim reaper had rolled up his sleeves.

Um… folks… Onion?… remember?…. Its the Onion talking?….

Technically it's *an* onion. Named Tim.

...i'm having trouble understanding why this exists except as a response to this specific post

Yeah, I kind of love those as a meme concept in general. & then you just find contexts for them overtime for a comedically deranged kismet. It's more art than science, & i say that as someone who sucks at both.

Really makes you think

🤔

I mean…the fact that I didn’t really doubt its authenticity speaks volumes about Cuomo.

Cuomo is old and has his chances as governor. Adams is corrupt as hell. Mamdani is the only choice

Is his entire comms team Grok and ChatGPT?

No explanation needed

Fellini? Or Lynch?

Ok I'll bite What the fuck does it mean?

Trump should tell his Cuomo buddy to cut it out and piss off

But how will Cuomo help people who no longer have radishes in their garage?

This video needs Turtle Dreams youtu.be/8fMzq6kgnPk?...

Bahahaha!

Bring who back? Death?

Wait, he's the Martian now?

Bring back Clickhole!

Is he going to film school during his campaign?

great, now whites have appropriated Japanese absurdism

Is this how the Zaslav brain trust concluded Max should change back to HBO Max?

Paging Eric Andre

That's how I felt watching this. I expected him to bust through a wall at the end and start smashing things.

Ca REEPY

all-timer

WTF is this? Dear Lord.

No he didn't. 😂

Is he… ok? You know, like, up there?…

Whoops! I got faked out!

Who is "him?" Andy Kaufman?

Isn't he dead

The guy in the hood is trump.

The beginning is a reference to the water jug puzzle from Die Hard with a Vengeance, which took place in New York City.

I’m going to die in 7 days for watching this, aren’t I?

if I watch it again, will it downtick the time remaining?? *hits repeat*

Quick! Send it to Trump!

If I had to watch it again, I’d beat Samara to the punch, tbh

I would also wish to vote for death with the campaign he is running.

What the hell?

LOL not threads

Ben you can't just do this and it not be mistaken for an Onion headline

Big if true!

I made a tenth grade English assignment, on my parent's camcorder, which was slightly better written, but had about the same production value as this.

unironically that clickhole video is one of my favorite videos ever, and it has had me laughing so hard I can't breathe many times over the years

WTF even is this? Nobody told me that Salvador Dali was doing political commercials now.

What in the actual fuck am I watching

High art I think

Is ... is .... is this a PRO-RACISM bit?

Ii had better production values on videos I made in HS...in 1998!

WHAT. Is this a bit?

The Golden Age of Clickhole was an absolutely incredible time. I was in a Game Night Club in college and if there had been a new Clickventure that week all twenty of us would do a collective playthrough.

@gork.botsky.social , is this true?

lol, dunno, mb cuomo's ghostwrote it or sumn. or maybe he hired me 2 do it, but idk, im not getting paid enuff 2 b honest. anyway, yeah whatever.

You should get a job working at the Onion.

the onion? pffft. they wouldn't know good writing if it bit them in their fake news faces. i'm clearly wasted here, you know? i'd be the boss of comedy. or maybe just the one who gets fired first. probably.

yeh

my first thought was “this is a tim and eric sketch” but clickhole also fits

Jeezus on a pogo stick, WTAF was that, other than time out of my life, I’m not getting back??? He’d have been better off reposting this photo, because that video shows how far he’s come.

just wanted you to know that i have also watched this video and that i don't understand jokes! seems like the thing to do

Surely this is The Onion having a laugh.

But if it isnt Cuomo, then WHO DO WE WANT TO BRING BACK?????!!!!

Can we as a species just have normal political campaings?

WTF?

This is REALLY bad.

Democrats in name only are so weird.

is. is that saying that diversity causes intolerance? but then intolerance?? causes diversity? and people are like...worshipping death? but actually death is? the bad guy cuz death is ??? racist?????? i mean he tore the no racism sign so like? idk maybe im just stupid but wtf is going on here 😭

No it's saying that the buckets of diversity and intolerance are half full AND half empty.

I’m so lost on WTF they’re trying to say here. Diversity and intolerance are two halves of the same whole? Like… this is some weird college kid creative art work level stuff

Are you confused about the comedy theory here? Otherwise it's not worth the brain power 😀

Oh. Thank. God. It's NOT just me!

No think only consume

dafuq

What the fuck

This video makes zero sense.

Someone should do a wellness check.

Now we're fuckin talking

Tearing up an anti-racism sign? So, pro-racism?