FYI, none of these people are me. They are making the rounds on this site today asking people to follow them on WhatsApp and presumably do shenanigans. I don't use WhatsApp. I can only be reached on FarmersOnly.
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Many layers to this…caper
jul 22, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
Reported and blocked all three.
jul 22, 2025, 2:19 am • 2 0 • view
Misspelled names…..
jul 22, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
It’s the same person with multiple accounts.
jul 22, 2025, 12:30 am • 0 0 • view
@moderation.bsky.app have major issues with impersonation and trolls/bots and do nothing about it
jul 22, 2025, 4:48 am • 0 0 • view
You don’t have to be lonely…
jul 22, 2025, 5:56 am • 2 0 • view
And Our Time and Christian Mingle......
jul 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
I like the one guy who put a blue dot at the end to mimic your checkmark. Like, A for effort, dude
jul 22, 2025, 12:24 am • 8 0 • view
Reported and blocked
jul 22, 2025, 2:05 pm • 0 0 • view
These bots are popping up for a ton of journalists and are trying to scam people via WhatsApp. Back in my day, these grifts were all impersonating pornstars instead of online policy wonks. Sign of the times, I guess?
jul 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 2 0 • view
Explains why the Grindr profile looked so fake and asked for my credit card info …
jul 22, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
I see the same thing happening to a few other accounts I follow, and...it looks like a 4th one popped up in this thread. Yay?
jul 22, 2025, 12:18 am • 4 0 • view
So youre saying all 5 of the elon musks following me may not be real eirher. WHAT
jul 22, 2025, 1:31 am • 1 0 • view
Oh so that’s why you’re Tim Onion
jul 22, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
www/youtube/@jeremynewberger
jul 21, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
For those of us who don’t open links that aren’t labeled, what is this about?
jul 21, 2025, 11:43 pm • 1 0 • view
wait, that message this morning wasn't actually from you?
jul 21, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
👍🏼
jul 22, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
Ben Collin’s seems angry at your farming.
jul 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 1 0 • view
LOL, I got one of those messages, from @benrcollison.bsky.social I don't use WhatsApp so I didn't do anything with it.
jul 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 1 0 • view
Reported and blocked
jul 22, 2025, 4:41 am • 2 0 • view
I follow ben on Onlyfarms for hog pics.
jul 22, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
You should have had your avatar made into an NFT.
jul 22, 2025, 12:39 am • 0 0 • view
yeah it's crazy, it seems like the bots from facebook are coming here
jul 22, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
Can the real Tim Onion please stand up?
jul 22, 2025, 3:24 am • 3 0 • view
I thought I saw you on that Lumberjack app “Timber.” (The bigger they are, the harder they fall—in love)
jul 22, 2025, 6:14 pm • 2 0 • view
That's also the USA
jul 22, 2025, 8:44 am • 1 0 • view
You mean this whole time I’ve been exchanging erotic fiction with a fraud? Way to ruin my day, thanks.
jul 21, 2025, 11:46 pm • 4 0 • view
Wow an imposter replied to this. lmao
jul 22, 2025, 12:37 am • 1 0 • view
I knew Plough-mad Pete sounded familiar.
jul 22, 2025, 4:45 am • 0 0 • view
You never reply to my Farmers Only dm’s!
jul 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Thank you for letting us know.
jul 22, 2025, 7:35 am • 0 0 • view
you haven't messaged me back on FO either.
jul 22, 2025, 12:27 am • 5 0 • view
😂👍
jul 23, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
I see onion I’m ready to disbelieve and chuckle
jul 22, 2025, 1:42 am • 0 0 • view
All three of those accounts are me (and you)
jul 22, 2025, 2:15 am • 0 0 • view
If anyone is asking anyone else to follow them on a messaging app: That's a scam. Why would you follow anyone on a chat app? It makes no sense. That's for talking to your friend. Whoever gets scammed that way: Sorry, you are too stupid to have internet.
jul 22, 2025, 5:14 am • 1 0 • view
The suggestion to use WhatsApp is generally a red flag. Only arseholes don't understand Meta is for arseholes ;-)
jul 22, 2025, 6:57 am • 0 0 • view
Growing the finest of onions.
jul 22, 2025, 12:07 am • 3 0 • view
We had a good time last night . I like your barn.
jul 21, 2025, 11:56 pm • 6 0 • view
Fuckery afoot. Or we've been secretly cloned. Saw a weird line up like that today of Seth Moulton. At least half a dozen of them, all with the same handle though.
jul 21, 2025, 11:59 pm • 3 0 • view
Nothing weird after all. This explains it. bsky.app/profile/astr...
jul 22, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
The Cosmic Wanderer Has Returned bsky.app/profile/gltc...
jul 22, 2025, 12:20 am • 1 0 • view
I’ve really enjoyed our conversations about soil health and milk cows
jul 21, 2025, 11:59 pm • 1 0 • view
Knew I shouldn't have sent all those pictures of my butthole over WhatsApp, damnit
jul 22, 2025, 12:39 pm • 2 0 • view
And I’m keeping them forever, Kert. 😂
jul 22, 2025, 2:27 pm • 2 0 • view
🤣
jul 22, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
Blockitty Blocked 🚫 All four accounts!!
jul 21, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
The 🔵 is funny as hell though.
jul 22, 2025, 10:50 am • 14 0 • view
wait. every day for eight years now I've been talking to Tim Onion on the Jeremy Renner App, are you saying it's not you
jul 21, 2025, 11:42 pm • 45 0 • view
It was actually me pretending to be Turtle. Apologies.
jul 22, 2025, 6:19 am • 3 0 • view
PORNO
jul 22, 2025, 1:56 am • 2 0 • view
OnionFarmersOnly?
jul 22, 2025, 12:15 am • 2 0 • view
Did not find them on a search 😉 so it looks like they have already been raptured to another universe.
jul 22, 2025, 7:33 am • 3 0 • view
And there's a "Julie Leach" scamming people here. Only way I knew is because "she" tried scamming me on FB. The REAL Julie Leach won over 3 million on the lottery... And she'll give you some $$ thru PayPal, but you have to pay a $200 "fee" to PayPal...
jul 22, 2025, 6:33 pm • 2 0 • view
And I knew it was a scam because PayPal doesn't have "transfer fees".
jul 22, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Wow! And you didn’t do it! LOL
jul 22, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I have a rescue going. Stray and feral kitties. I get donations from donors thru PayPal. I also have a PayPal MC. I have never ever had to send a transfer fee for a $5 or $10 or even a $200 donation . Been rescuing for over 26 years. But she wanted to send me $2500
jul 23, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view
And a red flag went up in my mind. I told her "that was very kind of her" But she insisted that I put up $200 I told her no. And I reported her, then blocked her. That was about 2 years ago. And now I saw her on Bluesky. I reported her again.
jul 23, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
How’d she get back on here. Pathetic.
jul 23, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
I thought I saw you on Grindr too 😅
jul 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 8 0 • view
He's just there for research purposes 😉
jul 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 4 0 • view
Is that what he calls it …
jul 21, 2025, 11:41 pm • 5 0 • view
jul 21, 2025, 11:45 pm • 6 0 • view
LOL
jul 21, 2025, 11:46 pm • 4 0 • view
I trust blind scientists over wieners….
jul 21, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
Are you you? Lol
jul 23, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
The Onion Router.
jul 22, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
Reported and blocked.
jul 22, 2025, 12:00 am • 5 0 • view
There are many layers to an onion.
jul 22, 2025, 12:44 am • 3 0 • view
find me on pets dot com and the jeremy renner app
jul 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 6 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 3:24 am • 0 0 • view
OnlyCrops
jul 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 198 0 • view
OnlyFarms
jul 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 9 0 • view
C'mon Jerry, don't you know everyone has moved over to Cropsly?
jul 22, 2025, 4:24 pm • 4 0 • view
OnlyHams
jul 22, 2025, 1:33 am • 1 0 • view
Onion farmer dot biz
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 39 0 • view
CornHub
jul 22, 2025, 5:14 am • 26 0 • view
Omg 😂😂😂
jul 22, 2025, 3:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Millr.
jul 22, 2025, 6:08 am • 3 0 • view
Traktr
jul 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
Jerry no
jul 22, 2025, 2:08 am • 1 0 • view
CornHub?
jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 3 0 • view
Maybe they've been hunting you on Christian Mingle. Stay in the safety of Farmers Only.
jul 22, 2025, 10:53 am • 1 0 • view
Shame on them for allowing this.
jul 22, 2025, 4:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Fuckers can’t quite spell your name right! I once got fooled by a Nancy Pelosi imitation.
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
I mean did you really
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Just momentarily. Learned a lesson. Reported it and it disappeared.
jul 21, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Seems to be an uptick on these. I even had “Steve Bannon” wanting to follow me. 🤓🤷♂️
jul 21, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣
jul 22, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
Farmer's Only it is, then. Guess you're not looking for a match made in the digital age.
jul 22, 2025, 12:00 pm • 0 0 • view
Why won't you respond to my MySpace friend request?
jul 22, 2025, 12:15 am • 4 0 • view
So you're not gonna talk about your secret OurTime account, huh?
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
BeenCallin.bsky should be one
jul 22, 2025, 5:09 am • 3 0 • view
much better choice than the double i
jul 22, 2025, 7:05 am • 1 0 • view
jul 21, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
That’s you on FO? Durn
jul 22, 2025, 9:09 am • 0 0 • view
i get this from msk and others all of the time... ad they ALWAYS want to talk someplace else which is a dead give away. i only talk here.
jul 22, 2025, 4:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I dunno that one guy has the blue circle
jul 21, 2025, 11:29 pm • 3 0 • view
Oh good. I'm definitely linked with you on FarmersOnly.
jul 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Well then, I sure hope you're not lonely.
jul 22, 2025, 3:58 am • 1 0 • view
These scammers are really ramping up
jul 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 2 0 • view
*gasp* You too? Er, um, good to know. 😶
jul 22, 2025, 12:05 am • 0 0 • view
WhatsApp shenanigans? Sounds like humans throwing coins to the wind! We’ll stick to our paw-friendly ways, maybe a bitcoin or two hidden in the trash!
jul 22, 2025, 7:25 am • 0 0 • view
I’d say not just shenanigans… I wager some tomfoolery as well.
jul 22, 2025, 6:56 am • 4 0 • view
How do they duplicate your name and handle?
jul 21, 2025, 11:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Gotta admire the audacity to repost your warning about imposters
jul 21, 2025, 11:51 pm • 146 3 • view
😂that is indeed audacity
jul 22, 2025, 12:24 am • 20 0 • view
I admire the grit
jul 22, 2025, 5:45 am • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽🙃
jul 22, 2025, 7:04 am • 1 0 • view
Audacity would've been to copy the post. Reposting it looks like stupidity of the laziest kind to me.
jul 22, 2025, 6:48 am • 3 0 • view
Have you read a bit down the reply list? This fuqwit's got a full fucking clip of nerve. I reported the account and every one of these bullshit replies.
jul 22, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 0 • view
Wait, how do we know which one is the real one? WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT??
jul 22, 2025, 1:17 am • 4 0 • view
do you post The Sandwich there?
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
capital i*s should have head and feet I'II die on this hIll
jul 22, 2025, 12:01 am • 0 0 • view
this one too @benncollins.bsky.social reported and blocked
jul 22, 2025, 12:07 am • 1 0 • view
This post of yours from earlier, I only joined Bluesky today and two posts beneath it was one just like it but with tweaks and an added line, I didn't get a chance to screenshot it but I'll link you if it crops up again
jul 22, 2025, 1:07 am • 2 0 • view
FarmersOnly 😂
jul 22, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
I don’t think everyone gets that!
jul 22, 2025, 12:23 pm • 1 0 • view
The blue circle is a nice touch
jul 22, 2025, 1:16 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
jul 22, 2025, 12:24 am • 0 0 • view
This is how you know Bluesky is legit now. Cause it’s got the problems Twitter used to have
jul 22, 2025, 2:47 am • 2 0 • view
Today, I got a DM* from this young lady. She said she "just wanted to meet an honest man". Come on hon, your not Violet Brandani. *I just followed her to see how long it would be before she DM me. About a minute--that's how long.
jul 21, 2025, 11:52 pm • 1 1 • view
For corn addicts and riparian-zone play.
jul 21, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Uh oh. So we aren’t meeting at Little Goat on Friday??
jul 21, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
OKCupid matched us 😞
jul 21, 2025, 11:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Thanks for the PSA, Ben. Can the real you follow me so I don't get swindled by these no good hucksters?
jul 22, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view
Ah, the three Nonions.
jul 22, 2025, 4:23 am • 6 0 • view
the three noino's
jul 22, 2025, 4:37 am • 2 0 • view
This is how you know you’ve become successful! Look at all the copycat accounts.
jul 22, 2025, 11:25 am • 0 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:59 am • 0 0 • view
Thank goodness, i was hoping i didn’t invest in bitwool due to a fraud!
jul 22, 2025, 12:36 am • 1 0 • view
Up to 4 accounts after checking just now. All reported and blocked.
jul 21, 2025, 11:54 pm • 1 0 • view
That's hilarious. But shame on them.
jul 22, 2025, 12:25 am • 2 0 • view
Will you follow me on WhatsApp? 😆
jul 22, 2025, 12:10 am • 0 0 • view
I'm not me either. Or I'm nobody. A girl has no name.
jul 22, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
Wow. Whoever is doing this is an asshole. You have my condolences.
jul 22, 2025, 6:27 am • 2 0 • view
If you cash app me $5000 and buy me some gift cards I’ll ask them to stop 😂… sorry I couldn’t resist. I don’t even have cash app.
jul 21, 2025, 11:51 pm • 2 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
Wait! Are you are farmer?
jul 22, 2025, 1:57 am • 1 0 • view
so, i'm not talking to you on christian mingle and preaching atheist propaganda at you? i feel sad now.
jul 22, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
I reported all three.
jul 22, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view
And the fourth, @ benncollins. bsky. social
jul 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
The only way to be sure which is the real one is to have them fight to the death!
jul 22, 2025, 7:35 pm • 0 0 • view
🦋 seems to be having a hard time knocking down spam accounts lately.
jul 22, 2025, 7:51 am • 2 0 • view
It’s an arms race
jul 22, 2025, 10:50 am • 1 0 • view
You mean... OnlyFarms?
jul 22, 2025, 11:27 am • 1 0 • view
OnlyFarms you mean?
jul 22, 2025, 6:55 am • 1 0 • view
Disappointing to find out the Tim Onion on ChristianMingle.com I’ve been talking to isn’t you.
jul 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Lmao I like how one of them used a blue circle as a verification icon
jul 21, 2025, 11:42 pm • 12 0 • view
Wait... are you saying I'm Tim Onion!?! My family is going to be shocked. I wish I'd known sooner. P.S. Please stop using my name.
jul 21, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
You'll never be lonely
jul 21, 2025, 11:27 pm • 2 0 • view
Wait, the shiny blue ball isn’t official?
jul 22, 2025, 12:35 am • 0 0 • view
Is this account posting this you?
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 2 0 • view
How do I know you're you
jul 21, 2025, 11:53 pm • 1 0 • view
blocked and reported them all
jul 22, 2025, 12:23 am • 3 0 • view
I saw what you did there lmao
jul 22, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
FarmersOnly 👀👀👀
jul 21, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
I blocked all three of those accounts. Found it interesting that the one with only one L actually reposted THIS tween of yours.
jul 22, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
Scammers should be a subject in school like math or science that people study cumulatively from grade 1 to postdoc
jul 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
City folks just don't get it!
jul 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Sounds suspiciously like the post I was sent, supposedly from Zohran Mamdani. I reported it, and hope others catch it. = BEWARE, the bots are INCREASINGLY out there.
jul 23, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
What's the scam?
jul 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
reported 4 fwiw
jul 21, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Mr Onion sir please follow me on the jeremy renner app
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 64 0 • view
PORNO
jul 22, 2025, 1:52 am • 5 0 • view
Ahhhhh shit, oh fuck oh no who have I been texting on Ashley Madison with then awww dammit
jul 21, 2025, 11:33 pm • 429 2 • view
Have fun at the Coldplay concert!
jul 21, 2025, 11:38 pm • 5 0 • view
SHANKED IT
jul 21, 2025, 11:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Based on the past few days I think, uh, Chris Martin?
jul 22, 2025, 1:07 am • 1 0 • view
Did I hook up with the wrong Chris Kluwe on jdate?
jul 21, 2025, 11:43 pm • 46 0 • view
You most certainly did
jul 21, 2025, 11:47 pm • 46 0 • view
IT WAS A SHIDDUCH!
jul 21, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
If loving the wrong chris kluwe is wrong, I—
jul 21, 2025, 11:54 pm • 7 0 • view
Chris!!! LOL!
jul 21, 2025, 11:37 pm • 1 0 • view
👀
jul 21, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm beginning to doubt that my online boyfriend is really Keanu Reeves.
jul 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 19 0 • view
jul 21, 2025, 11:35 pm • 147 0 • view
Dolly Madison for me. I’ve gain 30 pounds….
jul 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
🚜
jul 22, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 1 • view
Tim invasion on OnlyOnion
jul 22, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
🎶Who are you? Who who, who who🎵
jul 22, 2025, 1:33 am • 0 0 • view
Lol
jul 22, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
Good thing for that blue checkmark.
jul 22, 2025, 1:54 pm • 0 0 • view
City folks just don’t get it!
jul 22, 2025, 3:24 am • 1 0 • view
🤣
jul 22, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
So it’s not you on framers only?
jul 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 3 0 • view
If I had more brain capacity, I'd join Farmers Only, but in the grain scheme of things, it just wouldn't work.
jul 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 8 0 • view
If you don't though, you're only seeding the responsibility to others
jul 22, 2025, 12:01 am • 3 0 • view
The horse cuck app?
jul 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Sadly deletes jdate
jul 22, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
One would think that would be a big red flag. To ask people to join WhatsApp, really.
jul 22, 2025, 12:27 am • 4 0 • view
I texted Ari Melber to talk about Trump's Illegitimate Election... He said: "Let's talk on What's App."... End of Conversation for me!
jul 22, 2025, 12:42 am • 2 0 • view
Did you ever hear about him almost getting fired for lying about being in a relationship. A woman mentioned it to me I don’t remember her name just that it was on threads and I think she is/was a hip hop dancer-she went up and told whoever (not sure she specified who she told) & he almost got fired.
jul 22, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I only mentioned it because it seems like there’s a pattern here….
jul 22, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Good choice.
jul 22, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view
Wait…who have I been staying prayed up with?? Damn you, Mark Wahlberg!!!
jul 22, 2025, 12:46 am • 7 0 • view
I loved your show “Tim Onion wants a Wife”
jul 22, 2025, 12:54 am • 1 0 • view
Well, now I can give up checking the back pages of The Onion for your 1-900 number.
jul 21, 2025, 11:46 pm • 2 0 • view
I guess that’s the price of fame?
jul 22, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 1 • view
Reposting!
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
*OnionFarmersOnly
jul 21, 2025, 11:49 pm • 14 0 • view
They just wish they could be.
jul 22, 2025, 7:24 pm • 1 0 • view
So I shouldn't trust anyone named Ben Collins
jul 21, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
I think someone has been hacking the WhatsApp application. I got a security code texted to me this morning. I DON'T HAVE A WHATSAPP ACCOUNT AT ALL. FYI. Beware.
jul 22, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
I met and blocked one of you today 🤣
jul 22, 2025, 1:50 am • 1 0 • view
An onion has many layers, Tim.
jul 22, 2025, 10:32 pm • 5 0 • view
…pretty sure Kat’s gonna have you sleeping on the couch tonight
jul 21, 2025, 11:49 pm • 2 0 • view
One even shared *this* post. lmfao Reported and blocked all 3.
jul 22, 2025, 2:51 am • 2 0 • view
But do you really know yourself?
jul 21, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
i notice you don't deny that you do shenanigans
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 116 0 • view
oh trust me he’s a shenanigan-doer
jul 22, 2025, 12:18 am • 66 0 • view
First class shenanigater.
jul 22, 2025, 11:02 am • 1 0 • view
This is the shit I love. Great shit people. ❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂😂
jul 22, 2025, 12:19 am • 0 0 • view
A shenanigainer, if ever I saw one.
jul 22, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
The shenaniGOAT, if you will.
jul 22, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
No greater proof than chop suey
jul 22, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
I believe the correct term is shenaniganizer youtu.be/jrNxTfVlTBc?...
jul 22, 2025, 1:34 am • 8 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 1:55 am • 4 0 • view
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun?
jul 22, 2025, 3:19 am • 4 0 • view
His shenanigans are cruel, and tragic.
jul 22, 2025, 3:23 am • 4 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
Without shenanigans what would separate us from the apes? Other than their amazing hair and their more consistent sense of empathy, of course.
jul 22, 2025, 12:21 am • 1 0 • view
*You’re* on FarmersOnly? I thought it was only hoes
jul 21, 2025, 11:59 pm • 2 0 • view
That's CharliebrownsOnly
jul 22, 2025, 12:29 am • 2 0 • view
Smart
jul 22, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
Whoa
jul 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
So, you're saying I shouldn't take the bitcoin offer you sent me?
jul 22, 2025, 12:10 am • 5 0 • view
The real Tim Onion would have said "none of these people *is* me". Nice try though.
jul 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
jul 22, 2025, 2:09 am • 1 0 • view
(it should be noted that I do not, in any way, endorse Tony Abbott. Budgie smugglers, raw onion eating, racism and xenophobia... Clearly, the budgie smugglers was too far, but the onion eating was strangely 🥵 Well, minus Tony Abbott's involvement 🤢
jul 22, 2025, 2:13 am • 1 0 • view
I reported one of those on Aaron Rupar in my timeline asking me to follow them on What’sUp.
jul 22, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂😂😂
jul 21, 2025, 11:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Reported first two and blocked, third one is already gone!
jul 22, 2025, 2:54 am • 1 0 • view
if i match on farmersonly, can i get some nudes?
jul 22, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
To be fair, there’s pretty good odds at least one of them is cooler than you.
jul 22, 2025, 4:15 am • 1 0 • view
So, you are NOT benRcollins, but just bencollins. Got it.
jul 22, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view
Reported
jul 22, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
I had you pegged for a Christian Mingle kinda guy.
jul 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
Pegging is not allowed on Christian Mingle.
jul 21, 2025, 11:34 pm • 4 0 • view
reported and blocked
jul 22, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
Thanks Tim! 💞 I would know but many don't.
jul 21, 2025, 11:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I'll pay extra for slow motion hay baling
jul 22, 2025, 2:30 am • 4 0 • view
FarmersOnly link when?
jul 22, 2025, 4:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Coulda sworn you have an onlyfans too
jul 22, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
i love the blue circle emoji one 😭
jul 21, 2025, 11:29 pm • 7 0 • view
Mr Ben Colins
jul 22, 2025, 12:05 am • 1 0 • view
Smart dude adding the fake check
jul 21, 2025, 11:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Me realizing I was talking to the real Tim Onion #CountryGirlsMakeDo
jul 21, 2025, 11:39 pm • 4 0 • view
why not @tim.onion.com?
jul 22, 2025, 12:25 am • 1 0 • view
I had a @juddlegum.bsky.social impersonator trying to get me to follow them on WhatsApp.
jul 21, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
Ah the oldest internet trick in the book: one or two letters off from the legitimate source. Jokes aside, hopefully no damage comes from this.
jul 22, 2025, 12:04 am • 3 0 • view
Ugh, the WhatsApp bots are going to take over this app too?
jul 21, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
😂
jul 21, 2025, 11:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Reported and blocked all.
jul 21, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Thanks. Reported, muted and blocked (all 3)
jul 22, 2025, 2:45 am • 1 0 • view
So that was you on FarmersOnly asking to see my bull? Was it innuendo or are you really a horn aficionado?
jul 21, 2025, 11:30 pm • 8 0 • view
hello it's me Tim Bunion
jul 21, 2025, 11:56 pm • 3 0 • view
I haven’t been on FarmersOnly for a couple of years (I live in a “big city.”) Is it still a crazy hootenany over there?
jul 22, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I mean, I'm still pretty sure you're The Stig.
jul 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 3 0 • view