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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

This is so good.

jul 23, 2025, 7:22 pm • 3,984 453

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Brian Stouffer @brianstouffer123.bsky.social

Nice job. Doing news satire is much harder than just reporting the news.

jul 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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elizabelta.bsky.social @elizabelta.bsky.social

At this stage it's hard to tell the difference

jul 24, 2025, 11:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Adam Bell @bellboy64.bsky.social

"combat escalation training" killed me! 😆

jul 23, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wheredafukarwi @wheredafukarwi.bsky.social

I thought it was real!!!

jul 23, 2025, 11:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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iammenotu.bsky.social @iammenotu.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣👀☹️

jul 24, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
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wingineer @wingineering.bsky.social

I can't tell if I should laugh or be very depressed that this is considered satire because of recent events.

jul 23, 2025, 7:27 pm • 6 0 • view
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TheKert @thekert.bsky.social

It's hardly just recent events

jul 23, 2025, 8:07 pm • 5 0 • view
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Nancy 🌎🦋🇺🇦 @nancyworld.bsky.social

It's so funny, I thought it was The Onion. Annnd... it was!

jul 24, 2025, 9:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Matt Qualls @quallsmatt.bsky.social

All the way to the "coming up next".

jul 23, 2025, 7:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bauke @baukes.bsky.social

I was smiling the freezeframe of his expression, but I lost it at the graph. That’s how it should be done.

jul 24, 2025, 6:21 am • 0 0 • view
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social

had me HOWLING

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jul 23, 2025, 7:24 pm • 44 0 • view
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MJOregon @mjoregon.bsky.social

Lmao

jul 24, 2025, 12:01 am • 3 0 • view
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deeceeisme.bsky.social @deeceeisme.bsky.social

I’ve watched it 3 times and still lose it from this shot.

jul 24, 2025, 12:47 am • 3 0 • view
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Shell @shellifknow.bsky.social

If “Dafuq?” was a person.

jul 24, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
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AlpenglowDreams @alpenglowdreams.bsky.social

Pure gold

jul 23, 2025, 7:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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meh333.bsky.social @meh333.bsky.social

Ohio’s new Opioid festival tho!

jul 24, 2025, 10:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Lynette @fishergirl.bsky.social

Wow! How unusual!

jul 24, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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NotQuietMode_M.D. @notquietmodemd.bsky.social

OMGOMG 💀💀💀💀💀💀

jul 23, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Nedinska @nedinska.bsky.social

Zing!

jul 24, 2025, 2:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Abigail Colter @abigailcolter.bsky.social

😂

jul 23, 2025, 8:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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notstevebutalan.bsky.social @notstevebutalan.bsky.social

The sign off for Ohio’s opioid festival is chef’s 💋

jul 24, 2025, 12:53 am • 7 0 • view
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DebMoCu @debmocu.bsky.social

It really is.

jul 23, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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That Other Dude @theotherdude.bsky.social

If you're going to be HQed in Chicago, there's a few things about Chicago you should probably know. Like what kind of hat Chicago PD officers wear. I mean, the checkerboard is only world famous and shit. Officers wear gold. Patrol cops wear white. Now you know.

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jul 24, 2025, 5:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Martin 马丁 Holterman @martinned.bsky.social

Imagine living in a country where that’s what you’re supposed to do during a traffic stop.

jul 23, 2025, 9:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Alan Erchiagrossa @alanerchiagrossa.bsky.social

jul 23, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hans Beckert ◉ @falschspieler.com

Finally, an objective review!

jul 23, 2025, 7:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gino @geo-vision.bsky.social

Absolutely brilliant.

jul 24, 2025, 2:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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jtsundowning.bsky.social @jtsundowning.bsky.social

This is tragic because it’s so true

jul 24, 2025, 12:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Carolita Johnson @carolitajohnson.bsky.social

jul 23, 2025, 7:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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BeTheBall @mustangsuzy.bsky.social

We couldn't stop laughing!

jul 23, 2025, 11:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Glenn with 2 Ns ♐ @glennwith2ns.bsky.social

I want to hear more about the opioid festival

jul 23, 2025, 7:27 pm • 17 0 • view
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Drew @cybogoblin.bsky.social

I hear your first ride is free, and after that you're hooked.

jul 23, 2025, 8:04 pm • 11 0 • view
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Objoekenobi @objoekenobi.bsky.social

The Onion has really raised their game!

jul 23, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Ghost of Mr Hand @theghostofmrhand.bsky.social

my gods

jul 23, 2025, 7:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social

Steve Harvey also thinks this is funny satire, but is also deeply concerned that a non-violent police interaction is satire.
jul 23, 2025, 9:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mister Zip @misterzip2.bsky.social

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jul 23, 2025, 7:28 pm • 15 2 • view
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deeceeisme.bsky.social @deeceeisme.bsky.social

Why is this making me laugh so fucking much?

jul 24, 2025, 12:48 am • 2 0 • view
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Sheridan.vip @sheridan.vip

jul 24, 2025, 12:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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RobbDogg @robbdogg.bsky.social

It really is brother 😂

jul 24, 2025, 8:18 am • 0 0 • view
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🎶’Help’ Me If You Can I’m Feeling Down 🎶 @nettem.bsky.social

Haha….funny but sadly too true. And not about them being nice to black people.

jul 23, 2025, 9:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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L @banalplay.bsky.social

www.aclu.org/press-releas...

jul 23, 2025, 11:39 pm • 42 8 • view
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Laura @oneofthoseteachers.bsky.social

So the Onion is just reporting facts now. This is a bizarre and gut-wrenching story.

jul 24, 2025, 1:59 am • 4 0 • view
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Secretary of Not Drinking @langewhopper.bsky.social

wtf

jul 24, 2025, 2:13 am • 0 0 • view
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joshuak08.bsky.social @joshuak08.bsky.social

Incredible

jul 24, 2025, 4:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kitty WH 🚺 @kittywashere.bsky.social

That Ohio bit at the end really clenches it. 😂

jul 23, 2025, 7:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Erin Clune @drmisserin.bsky.social

so good

jul 23, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social

Timothy Dalton as Skinner in Hot Fuzz, next to an employee of the month picture of himself
jul 23, 2025, 9:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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zarcher12.bsky.social @zarcher12.bsky.social

Devastating

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jul 23, 2025, 9:57 pm • 6 0 • view
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Alice Sanvito @bambinamomma.bsky.social

Norwegian police arresting a drunk guy. They’re so calm. youtu.be/J1PNPcnffbk?...

jul 24, 2025, 5:30 am • 2 0 • view
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Alice Sanvito @bambinamomma.bsky.social

You should check out Trevor Noah’s story about the police in South Africa. It’s hilarious. youtu.be/EEjZ0Gh_y8I?...

jul 24, 2025, 5:20 am • 3 2 • view
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vatrueandblue.bsky.social @vatrueandblue.bsky.social

jul 23, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jon Rademacher @jonrademacher.bsky.social

God dammit lmfao

jul 24, 2025, 7:08 am • 0 0 • view
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EmilyInParis @cshlgvdajce830.bsky.social

"extensive training in combat escalation," lol.

jul 23, 2025, 9:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tommy @tdavis.bsky.social

Oh shit, the Snack Rat is back!

jul 23, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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LunarBike @lunarbike.bsky.social

The exploding car! 🤣🤣🤣

jul 24, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view