The so-called "writing staff" has taken me aside to tell me to stop ordering the $5 Dunkin' meal deal several times a week because it's "making everyone sad" and they're "worried about me" and "the grease from the bag never fully comes off the table," all of which is illegal workplace harassment.
Tastes like Windex, still eat
the $6 meal deal is better than the $5 meal deal and also this is me
It was probably the smell. In your defense Dunkin' "food" just naturally smells like "After Butt Sex Funk Plus Decaying Corpse In An Abandoned Car In A Desert Summer". That or it or causes gout which in turn causes halitosis. But hey. What's life without a little risk? Live a little, people.
They took away the sandwich and put two tiny wraps in the $5 meal. (I think this was about me too) Those hash browns were okay.
It's a good deal!
I mean, ordering Dunkin’ food on the regular *is* a cry for help.
The coffee is ok though.
Really like the $5 deal. I was always putting the tots on my sando for the $6 deal anyway.
It’s not great that Dunkin food cooking smells like burning plastic.
I have had those little hash brown latke boys in a long time, but I remember them being delicious..?
They've made them wetter. Not a choice I would've made but they're the experts.
Got damn. What a shame
You don’t get the flavor without the wet. It was tested in the lab.
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Next they'll be saying that me getting excited about the new Wake Up Wrap™️ with hash browns and chipotle sauce is making them "bummed out."
Classic boss shit — the workers stand up for themselves (and human decency) and suddenly HE's the victim.
Lmaooo
Did you tell them it's $5 and includes a medium dunkin signature iced coffee?
Sorry, sorry, I hate doing this too but I have to Actually no the sickest thing is that we were always a Honey Dew Donuts family, and I'm still like this now
dat hash brown chipotle wrap tho
....but the wake-up wraps are so much more appealing than the breakfast sandwich/hash browns combo. And for a dollar less!
This kind of slander would get them jumped in Boston.
Though quietly everyone admits the quality has gone way down since the buyout.
what buyout, and when was it? (i have not lived in mass for yrs.) calif dunkins are def not as good as mass dunkins!
2006 to Bain Capital and the Carlyle Group.
LOL "I hate this picture because I'm in it" energy.
Maybe Dunkin's new ad will get you to stop Seriously tho, it's sad yet not surprising we now got "ragebait disguised as an ad" going mainstream
Aren’t you also the goopy noodle sandwich guy? Or is that someone else?
I am both sides of this that's not fair.
The chemicals in the bag are probably worse than the meal itself though...
When they had the 2 for $6 on the croissant sandwiches...man I was LIVING off those
They're in the pocket of Big Starbucks.
Every time you post about the food you eat I get a little more concerned
They are not from Massachusetts, they cannot understand the magnetic pull of Dunkin
Have you considered joining the union?
Egg and cheese wake-up wraps make up about 60% of my kid’s diet, so please don’t let anyone take this away from us
don’t listen to the haters, ben, dunkies breakfast is fine
Those hashbrowns are trash though
mcdonalds and whataburger have much better hash browns, yes
I think the Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. little medallion “hash browns” are good, too. I miss Whataburger breakfast tho 😭
I miss Whataburger with every fiber of my being
Does it not exist anymore?? They never made it to either of the two states I've lived in :(
It definitely exists, I just don’t exist where it does anymore 😂
This is our penance for ruining professional sports for everyone else during first 20 years of the 2000s
How do they feel about that grey noodle sandwich?
People will never understand the joy of a bacon egg and cheese in a croissant with hash browns and a large cold brew with butter pecan, they aren’t my kind of people. Ben, Ben is my kinda people.
They should be happy you aren’t eating that disgusting sandwich.
Never has art been more inspired by life.
But you do get an iced coffee as well. It’s a steal!
Another thing cancelled by the woke mob. I thought this was America.
Which thing is workplace harassment, them making comments or you leaving grease in shared workspace???
Sounds like its time to bust the union
Poes law dictates that i must clarify that this is a joke
Don’t forget the donuts to fulfill your Chocotastic requirement
Devastating: Watch This Guy Realize That When He Overhears People At Work Talking About 'The Dunkin' Dipshit' They're Referring To Him
you could always skip Dunkies and instead have a nice, hearty chop suey sandwich lunch
Head out to Forest Park and Submarine Tender, order the Butter and Garlic fries. Leave that bag on the table and they’ll beg to go back to the Dunkin.
Get a Chicken Salad from El Pollo Loco, it's the 💣
Get the Krispy Kreme smashburger. Eat it deliberately in front of them.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
“america might be able to run on sadness, tim, but you cannot.”
It’s just bacon, in a little bag.
So the chop suey thing is the *second* worst food you eat. Jesus wept.
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Reported for hate crimes against Massholes
fack you, tim onion
Boom! EEOC suit. How 'bout them apples, ked.
