Or you could point to Las Vegas who moved to renewable energy in 2016 to power their buildings and street lights. MGM Resorts have been building large solar arrays for years to power their properties because it is so cost effective, which is capitalism.

Must be that only one time zone thing.

Bastards

Yes, those clever ChiComs have discovered these things called batteries. I’m sure the US would pay an arm and a leg to get ahold of one.

I was always told that the sun will come up tomorrow. Was that all a lie?!?

Only if you bet your bottom dollar…

I thought that the sun never set on the American empire?

... because the sun doesn't trust us in the dark?

Norway must be the most powerful country in the world with the 24 hour sun in the summer.

But their economy crashes every winter. You would think they would come up with a solution . . . Like batteries!

Nah, the Norwegians have oil money, lots and lots of oil money.

Which they sell rather than use for their own needs. Because… renewables.

They turned the sun red.

I say we send some spies to China. My husband idols tired of not being able to wear his solar powered watch to dinner.

*is* not idols. Grrrrr

Too many congresspeople owe their wealth to the oil industry. Of course, they will do everything to protect it.

Praise be.

Under his eye

May the Lord open.

Dumb. Ass.

Why doest thou disparage asses?

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Capitalism has an answer! www.reflectorbital.com

As the Middle Kingdom, China sits at the exact center of the flat earth and thus enjoys 24/7 sunshine

Right? If only there were some way to store power. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to play on my phone, go for a run wearing ear pods, then take my electric car for a drive.

when the sun stops shining on the british empire

If you ran an electrical wire around the planet you could send electricity from where the sun is up to where the sun is down ...fixed it,

The Europeans too, but using the ancient powers of freedom of the press and human rights.

I bet those Chinese have solar panels on the other side of our flat earth. Why didn't we think of that??

That’s how they weaponize the weather. Damn commies.

the British had the key to unlimited 24/7 solar energy before they gave up the Empire.

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Brilliant!

godDAMN that’s good

Solar power...gateway to communism!

Oh right, communism keeps the sun up, how dumb of me. Thanks for the lesson! 😉

Texas and California have also figured it out.

Turns out the contrails are threads they attach to the sun to pull it back into their sky.

The sun is a psy-op. Don’t let anyone tell you differently. 💅

Just like with windmills, Republicans don't understand how batteries work

They call it the Sun Wukong. There's a whole book of stories about it.

It’s called the Mandate of Heaven

Hilarious

That’s also my old stripper name

What's your current one?

💯 without a doubt!

you get a little of sick"we do a lot of impressive stuff! check it out!" every day. Ease up, we get the message.

I’m guessing that they have an agreement with countries on the other side of the world, like Brazil, to ensure a constant supply. They are currently building a pipeline to keep the sunlight flowing.

Sure, it was part of the naming rights deal with Sun Yat Sen

Oh, my. Showing your age. Well played.

Can’t spell communism with out “mo Sun”

Yorkshire tea, it has the power to do everything. Some people think of batteries, we think of massive samovars.

Especially when you “Do it for Yorkshire!”

"Drilling Plummets Under Trump Despite 'Drill, Baby, Drill' Promise" www.newsweek.com/drilling-plu... Trump should be demanding an oil drilling platform within a stone throw's distance of his Mar-a-Lago business.

Burgum doesn't know that there is a finite amount of oil in the ground, once it's gone it's gone. Something that requires great effort to extract and refine and store (oil/gas), versus something that gives free energy once the panels are manufactured and will never cause an oil spill.

Where is RFK Jr. (asswipe POS), I thought he was all about healthy living. Breathing clean air is better for any human. Solar and wind don't pollute. Tell Republican Burgum to park his car in a sealed garage and keep the engine running, sit in that same garage wiht a solar panel and you'll be fine.

Only Marjorie Taylor Greene has the courage to bring a bill to the floor that stops this

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🤣 Chinese very clever r people fact

The Sun is a Socialist, Marxist tool! We must block the sun for Merica!

I am continually amazed and horrified by how shamelessly the GOP continually proclaims with their narratives that they’re the biggest idiots in the world.

I think it’s more like they think their supporters are.

If I were still talking to my MAGA relatives, I’d be genuinely curious how much of this imbecilic shit they actually digest and believe, and how much is just a shibboleth of nodding along with the insanity.

Performative politics. If they follow the script, they get to sit with the cool kids in the lunchroom. [Narrator: No they don't.] Well, okay, they get to eat lunch without being bullied. Yet.

Not enough people watched the scene in A Christmas Story where the bully and his "friend" are laughing at the protags, the friend playfully slaps him on the shoulder and Scott turns around and belts him as hard as he can.

They believe it because of who is saying it

You know, the sun never set on the British Empire. Maybe we should bring that back.

They realized that women hold up half the sky. 🫡

Well, that and Space Based Solar Power. Presumably until they get that working everyone has to sit in the dark sunset to sunrise spacenews.com/china-aims-f...

Surely this is because they send their students here to study, then, horror of horrors, take that knowledge BACK TO CHINA w/them, as we learned earlier today on FOX. This cannot be tolerated. Soon China will be not only communist but marxist & socialist, too. Then they'll shut down all of our sun.

Actually, it's the globalists who are to blame for outsourcing all the sun to countries overseas! Bring back American light manufacturing!

I will be announcing sun tariffs soon. All 224 countries need to submit their deal proposals immediately, before I have to write you a letter signed with pubes. Thank you for your attention to this smatter.

It’s those damn commie chemtrails.

It is frustrating when I don’t get my electric car back in the garage by dusk and I have to abandon it on the highway with all the other electric cars…

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I seriously want to know how this guy uses his smartphone if he's not toting an extension cord behind him everywhere

Solar panels are socialism.

And Batteries

Taking the fruits of the sun's labor and redistributing it to nighttime

You just get giant light bulbs pointed at the photocells, voila - endless energy /s

Nah, they just have greater faith than the rest of us as evidenced in Joshua 10:13.

Well the Land of the Rising Sun is next door so I think solar is actually ideal for China.

Beat me to it.

Weather machines, no doubt.

Pandas. They do it using pandas- that’s why they recalled the loaned pandas from the rest of the world 🐼 ☀️

The one sun policy

Boltazo ⚡️

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Be careful. Burgum may believe you and come a calling.

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