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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

Check out the colossal array of great Murphs in the replies.

aug 3, 2025, 3:43 am • 5,556 552

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ᴅᴏᴡɴ10⸻ @down10.bsky.social

You struck pet photo gold

aug 3, 2025, 5:18 am • 3 0 • view
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LouAnne Lundgren @looloo720.bsky.social

This is/was Dropkick Murphy–best orange cat ever. We could not leave an open beer unattended when he was around. He also loved tomatoes. Gone but not fogotten.

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aug 4, 2025, 12:10 am • 73 0 • view
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smurfsup | when they go low, we go to the polls @smurfsup.bsky.social

Adore that Big Spread Paws of Luv 🥰😽

aug 4, 2025, 4:47 am • 8 0 • view
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Matt Jenkins @mtjenkins.bsky.social

All those Murphs can have a beer on me

aug 3, 2025, 3:48 am • 8 0 • view
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shery-71.bsky.social @shery-71.bsky.social

There is Terrier in him. He will!

aug 4, 2025, 6:19 am • 1 0 • view
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Maureen Murphy, MD @jayhkdoc.bsky.social

Murphy the beagle, expert at eating and sleeping. Not so good on chasing bunnies.

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aug 4, 2025, 10:52 am • 6 0 • view
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Leak @kernelleak.bsky.social

Is that their collective noun? A murpher of dogs?

aug 3, 2025, 8:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Psycho Pete @psychopete.bsky.social

It's time to boycott the oligarchs. Money is the only thing they understand. Full boycott guide pinned to my feed.

aug 4, 2025, 11:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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ButWhoIsTheDreamer @butwhoisthedreamer.bsky.social

Hard agree. Struggling to find a grocery store (other than Aldi and Costco - I do shop those, but you can’t get EVERYTHING there) that’s not MAGA-supporting

aug 4, 2025, 11:10 pm • 2 1 • view
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Happy Spring @springhappy.bsky.social

Same here! It's awful. No Costco or an Aldi anywhere close. We live in a small town where the Walmart ran all the small businesses out. It's the cheapest place to shop, even beats the dollar store. I've cut my spending - there are lots of things u can do without & shop elsewhere when I can.

aug 4, 2025, 11:55 pm • 3 1 • view
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ButWhoIsTheDreamer @butwhoisthedreamer.bsky.social

I hate that that is their entire business model - go in and run all the competition out. I’ve also just cut down spending overall. I’m dreading when my coffee stash gets low. I’ve heard those prices are insane

aug 5, 2025, 5:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Happy Spring @springhappy.bsky.social

I hate it, too. Glad you at least have a coffee stash! I bought some non perishable supplies when this madness started because I knew prices would go up. I'll save a bit, but it's going to get worse before it gets better.

aug 5, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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unverstaendnis.bsky.social @unverstaendnis.bsky.social

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aug 4, 2025, 5:33 am • 24 0 • view
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Jens Koornstra @jenskoornstra.bsky.social

These Murphs are all very Murphy

aug 4, 2025, 4:35 am • 4 0 • view
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cmurphy4.bsky.social @cmurphy4.bsky.social

I will never understand why people name their dogs Murph/Murphy.

aug 3, 2025, 2:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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🇨🇦🇲🇽heykatieday.bsky.social @heykatieday.bsky.social

I mean...have you seen these Fotos?

aug 4, 2025, 2:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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mr-onederful.bsky.social @mr-onederful.bsky.social

He came with it…

aug 3, 2025, 3:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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cmurphy4.bsky.social @cmurphy4.bsky.social

So did I...

aug 4, 2025, 4:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Kevin Loud Elsasser @klosasser.bsky.social

This was my Murph.

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aug 4, 2025, 10:44 am • 10 0 • view
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logicalpineapple.bsky.social @logicalpineapple.bsky.social

He may technically be a Nate but he’s a pure blooded Murph.

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aug 4, 2025, 11:09 am • 9 0 • view
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🇨🇦🇲🇽heykatieday.bsky.social @heykatieday.bsky.social

@tallfroguy.bsky.social something about this picture reminded me of you; not quite sure what tho. 😂

aug 4, 2025, 2:49 pm • 3 0 • view
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Saskiamolly @milkmill.bsky.social

Gn

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aug 9, 2025, 2:43 am • 0 0 • view
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Steve Center @mister-lumpy.bsky.social

This is peak BlueSky

aug 3, 2025, 3:46 am • 42 0 • view
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NurseJennyParty @nursejennyparty.bsky.social

We have an orange boy kitty named Murph. We are constantly saving him from himself. He is a menace to all who live and breathe. We love him endlessly. 🐈

aug 4, 2025, 10:53 am • 3 0 • view
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mya-.✦ @peachyaqua.craves.food

@asatiddies.bsky.social great Murphs = you

aug 4, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 1 • view
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Cliff Saunders @cliffsaunders.bsky.social

This one is my Murphy.

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aug 7, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chuck Anziulewicz @polishbear.bsky.social

And then there's THIS guy.

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aug 4, 2025, 6:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Milo Plum @jonvarley.bsky.social

Murphy, honorary dog for the day. RIP died very suddenly for no apparent reason November 2024. A very good cat (apart from the stealing and biting). NB he’s alive in the photo!

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aug 4, 2025, 5:03 pm • 6 0 • view
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Tavita Poulson Jr @tavitafish.bsky.social

I was half expecting a billion Brian Murphy posts

aug 3, 2025, 4:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Marquee Mark @marqueemark.bsky.social

Photo of a small orange cat named Murphy and a photo of the same cat fully grown sitting in a sink
aug 4, 2025, 2:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Gilles Jaunes Deleuze @jackazure.bsky.social

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aug 3, 2025, 3:53 am • 7 0 • view
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Gwen @dreadfulpenny.bsky.social

lol, while yes, then, we say no now as an announcer.

aug 3, 2025, 4:10 am • 5 0 • view
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Priscilla 🔮🐋🐦💠🪻🎩 @promises2keep.bsky.social

oh bluesky peeps, dogs, cars, bunnies -- i love you so!

aug 26, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Christopher Coffman @coffmanesq.bsky.social

they’re good Murphs, brent

aug 3, 2025, 4:01 am • 16 0 • view
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Skate Or Dido! @sysjq.bsky.social

Caught in the crossfire of a Murph war

aug 3, 2025, 3:54 pm • 4 0 • view
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Erica Squires @ericasquires.bsky.social

RIP to our Murph, he was a real one. 💓

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aug 3, 2025, 5:36 am • 107 1 • view
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abigail4ever.bsky.social @abigail4ever.bsky.social

Pretty 🐕😍

aug 6, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Mickey Flykick @mickeyflykick.bsky.social

Sometimes it’s nice to be on the computer

aug 3, 2025, 8:07 am • 14 0 • view
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Amanda @amandalilja.bsky.social

Our smiley Murph

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aug 4, 2025, 1:09 am • 70 0 • view
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Violet @violetbunnikins.bsky.social

Whatta smile! 😄

aug 4, 2025, 4:56 am • 2 0 • view
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gerryattrick69.bsky.social @gerryattrick69.bsky.social

This Murphy arrived with us yesterday- he is an 8 week old dynamo with no off switch I can find. Just have to wait for batteries to run flat

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aug 4, 2025, 8:07 am • 26 0 • view
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Charlie Griefer @charlie.griefer.com

This is our Murphy. He left us in Jan '23. Still miss him every day.

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aug 4, 2025, 4:24 am • 38 0 • view
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Saskiamolly @milkmill.bsky.social

Incredible

aug 9, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Dougie Cyanide @dougiecyanide.bsky.social

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aug 4, 2025, 4:22 am • 3 0 • view
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ricky cilantro @rickycilantro.bsky.social

so many Murphs. so little time

aug 3, 2025, 4:57 am • 6 0 • view
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Jim Tipler @jimbotip.bsky.social

Gone but not forgotten. :-(

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aug 4, 2025, 7:08 am • 13 0 • view
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Saskiamolly @milkmill.bsky.social

Name sake

aug 9, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Rather Odd Pursuits 🦆 @ratherodd.bsky.social

All these dogs look different. All these dogs look like Murphy.

aug 3, 2025, 3:54 am • 26 0 • view
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Chris Carrel @ccarrel.bsky.social

This Murph is a total lapdog

Black, white and brown ratcha terrier lying on legs, lap and torso of reclining dude wearing a red tee and gray pants
aug 4, 2025, 5:21 am • 19 0 • view
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Kate on Blue @kate-on-blue.bsky.social

Beach Murph

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aug 3, 2025, 11:32 am • 89 1 • view
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Roger @existentiallyme.bsky.social

That's a Murph, good thing you told him don't get dirty.

aug 3, 2025, 5:05 pm • 12 0 • view
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kristina0221.bsky.social @kristina0221.bsky.social

Handsome and scrappy, like all the best Murphys.

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aug 4, 2025, 7:59 am • 15 0 • view
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4x4 Yogi @4x4yogi.bsky.social

We had a Murph. Red Merle Australian Shepherd.

aug 3, 2025, 7:22 pm • 7 0 • view
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Denise @the1quiet1.bsky.social

This was my Murphy. It was the first name that I thought of when I looked at him. And it suited him because he could be a grumpy old man. 💚

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aug 4, 2025, 11:07 am • 4 0 • view
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PecheLele @pechelele.bsky.social

This may not be Murph, but I'm still laughing. youtube.com/shorts/7pYjX...

aug 3, 2025, 4:33 am • 21 4 • view
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maryan506.bsky.social @maryan506.bsky.social

😂😂🤣

aug 4, 2025, 7:18 am • 3 0 • view
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MaDukes @ma9dukes.bsky.social

OMG!! 🤩 Thank you 🤩

aug 4, 2025, 6:05 am • 1 0 • view
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PecheLele @pechelele.bsky.social

😁👊

aug 4, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Violet @violetbunnikins.bsky.social

Is that cockatoo real?! Wowza!

aug 4, 2025, 4:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Papasot @papasot.net

What is “Murph”? I mean what does it mean? I searched it and it said its a sex worker and im pretty sure dons aren’t into that

aug 4, 2025, 8:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Diane @losarcos59.bsky.social

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aug 3, 2025, 3:45 am • 109 0 • view
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Roger @existentiallyme.bsky.social

I can see Murph on a barstool next to Norm at Cheers

aug 3, 2025, 5:03 pm • 27 0 • view
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Jean Dijon @jung-thug.bsky.social

aug 4, 2025, 11:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Jill Golden @jillgolden.bsky.social

Our Murph, RIP

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aug 3, 2025, 12:29 pm • 79 0 • view
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T @mrtylerbenson.bsky.social

I can tell by the look on his face that he was very, very good. What a sweetie

aug 3, 2025, 12:48 pm • 16 0 • view
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McAlpine Cat @zissounp.bsky.social

I came here to say that it’s very apparent that he was a very good boy

aug 4, 2025, 4:46 am • 1 0 • view
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abigail4ever.bsky.social @abigail4ever.bsky.social

Cute dog 🐕

aug 6, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
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The Christmas Prince @tomcosella.bsky.social

Classic Murph

aug 3, 2025, 2:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lee Clark @inktnerd.bsky.social

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mernst65.bsky.social @mernst65.bsky.social

Another Murph!

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aug 7, 2025, 9:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Don Hilliard @electromotive645.bsky.social

"Now, if I was to ask that dog his name and he said 'Ralph, Ralph!', and I asked him what's on top of this building and he said 'Roof, roof!' - I would just naturally have to sharpen your head and screw you into the floor." - Mike Callahan, as told by Spider Robinson.

aug 5, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
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kilobyte enthusiast @knifefarty.bsky.social

this is some sick game to collect pictures of dogs named murph isn’t it

aug 3, 2025, 3:49 am • 53 0 • view
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KittyWampus @kitty-wampus.bsky.social

Covert mental health breaks

aug 3, 2025, 11:37 am • 21 0 • view
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tharmonyd @tharmonyd.bsky.social

aug 3, 2025, 3:12 pm • 7 0 • view
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Cinderella en Flambe @cinderellaenflambe.bsky.social

So many nice looking Murphys, but nary a Irish Wolfhound or a Irish Setter? tsk tsk.

aug 3, 2025, 6:04 am • 5 0 • view
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CosmicCharlie97 @cosmiccharlie97.bsky.social

Richard X Slattery. Murph forever.

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aug 4, 2025, 8:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Adi Gino @adialien84.bsky.social

עכשיו אתה מבין את האלימות המשטרתית והשחיתות😎

aug 4, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Queen Gwenevere @queengwenevere.bsky.social

And every Murph is the best Murph and the Murphiest Murph to ever Murph Just the goodest of boys

aug 4, 2025, 4:26 am • 10 0 • view
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🏴‍☠️ gay lil girl-guy 🏳️‍⚧️ @tranarchy.bsky.social

The onion is going to start baiting ppl like the mainstream news does, but their only aim is to collect cute pet pics

aug 3, 2025, 3:46 am • 45 0 • view
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Grahamberry Sauce @fistpuncher.bsky.social

Here's my Murph. Yep, it's a human child.

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aug 4, 2025, 5:13 am • 5 0 • view
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steel ball runner 🤖🔞🛸 @neptr-joestar.bsky.social

So called 'free thinkers' when theres a vague opportunity to post pet pics:

aug 4, 2025, 4:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Stop Casting Porosity 𓅨 @stopcasting.bsky.social

Soooo many good Murphs.

aug 3, 2025, 3:44 am • 14 0 • view
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Strims @strims.bsky.social

my dogs name is murphy

aug 4, 2025, 5:38 am • 4 0 • view
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kelpower.bsky.social @kelpower.bsky.social

Doggy mental health break! The best break one could ask for

aug 4, 2025, 5:24 am • 0 0 • view
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smurfsup | when they go low, we go to the polls @smurfsup.bsky.social

Tell your Murphs I said hi
aug 4, 2025, 4:55 am • 11 0 • view
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funkybro @funco.bsky.social

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Super𝐈chi™ @superichi.bsky.social

I was expecting this to be about Murph from Dropout / Dimension 20 lol

aug 4, 2025, 4:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Filippo Ziveri @filippoziveri.bsky.social

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socalledcanadia.bsky.social @socalledcanadia.bsky.social

Aww, I love them all!!

aug 4, 2025, 12:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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lizlindsay.bsky.social @lizlindsay.bsky.social

Wonderful photos. Some sad, losing a dog or your cat is hard.

aug 4, 2025, 6:11 am • 3 0 • view
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Nolan T. Grant @nolangra.bsky.social

Toaster the dog 🐕

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Owl Farmer @owlfarmer.bsky.social

@hobbitzez.bsky.social you have been summoned 🕯️🔮🕯️

aug 4, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
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mustbeirene.bsky.social @mustbeirene.bsky.social

A dog trainer once told me to never trust a dog named Murphy!

aug 4, 2025, 12:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Easily Dissolved @easilydissolved.bsky.social

They truly live up to the name "Murph".

aug 3, 2025, 11:31 am • 2 0 • view
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pamatred.bsky.social @pamatred.bsky.social

Murphy with his bff JuneBug

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mr-onederful.bsky.social @mr-onederful.bsky.social

RIP Murphy my buddy

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Moxd @m0xd.bsky.social

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danger within @dangerwithin.bsky.social

Please keep FIGHTING LIKE HELL! Whoever is circling my posts is seeking info that ends immediately!

aug 4, 2025, 4:32 am • 1 0 • view
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Marco Koskinen @vankosky.bsky.social

S.Murph

aug 3, 2025, 5:18 am • 30 0 • view
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Sarah Gillman @shewinks.bsky.social

This was my Murphy. She was 20 years old when she passed on. She was a sassy lass.

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Violet @violetbunnikins.bsky.social

I think Murph/Murphy is a great name for a dog!

aug 4, 2025, 4:57 am • 4 0 • view
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Erika Andrade @erikandrade.bsky.social

😊

aug 4, 2025, 2:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jay Nagy @servoacademy.bsky.social

#DOGUST

aug 4, 2025, 12:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com

Our new puppy has the same bearded look. She’s mostly chihuahua and we think maybe a little chupacabra.

Bennie the white chihuahua mix shows off her beard.
aug 3, 2025, 7:45 am • 84 0 • view
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T @mrtylerbenson.bsky.social

Very distinguished!!

aug 3, 2025, 12:45 pm • 7 0 • view
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www.picklepotjewelleryandglassdesign.co.uk @picklepotglass.bsky.social

Yeeeyess very distinguished

aug 16, 2025, 7:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com

All she needs is a monocle and a pipe.

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www.picklepotjewelleryandglassdesign.co.uk @picklepotglass.bsky.social

Sorry I mean so lady like! She is gorgeous 😍

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www.picklepotjewelleryandglassdesign.co.uk @picklepotglass.bsky.social

Ha haha 😄

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mustbeirene.bsky.social @mustbeirene.bsky.social

Man, those are some long front legs!

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Chuck E and Bennie Beans Have Opinions 🐕🐾 @chucke.com

Yep. They look so fragile sometimes.

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Matt Jones @skiptastic.bsky.social

The Interstellar Effect 👍🏻

aug 3, 2025, 11:12 am • 5 0 • view
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Funk Dr @funkdr.bsky.social

Not technically murph. But murph in every other sense

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ez-whip.bsky.social @ez-whip.bsky.social

Murph is less a name and more a state of mind. In the industry we call it Murphitude.

aug 4, 2025, 5:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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Tam Yeung @wabznazm.bsky.social

Murph and the Magictones

aug 3, 2025, 10:26 am • 5 0 • view
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Tam Yeung @wabznazm.bsky.social

Murph AKA Mr Fabulous

aug 3, 2025, 10:27 am • 2 0 • view
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CatK @kaufmac.bsky.social

Is the nation reading you or are you guys reading the nation?

aug 3, 2025, 5:13 am • 6 0 • view
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johnnybgood99.bsky.social @johnnybgood99.bsky.social

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Julia Groves @jlg23.bsky.social

My Merf (Welsh name Merfyn) - is he allowed?

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stillsadie.bsky.social @stillsadie.bsky.social

Merf is the life of the party.

Two Jack Russell terriers are curled up in a bed together. One is a puppy. They are looking directly at the camera.
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ez-whip.bsky.social @ez-whip.bsky.social

The Murph bylaws make no mention of alternate spellings or regional variations so even if Merf's name was Brent he's sufficiently Murphy-looking so that he would be welcome and accepted in any menagerie of Murphs.

aug 4, 2025, 5:17 pm • 5 0 • view
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Julia Groves @jlg23.bsky.social

Thank you! 🤣

aug 4, 2025, 5:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Michael Henderson @plan9sound.bsky.social

Yet again, in a moment of humor, The Onion creates a sweet moment of humanity and community for all of us trying to eek out a simple smile these days. Thank you. Christ, and I'm not even a dog person.

aug 3, 2025, 3:10 pm • 19 0 • view
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mepascucci.bsky.social @mepascucci.bsky.social

You are, now! ♥️

aug 4, 2025, 5:07 am • 4 0 • view
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montgomery psych ward @kaithekat.bsky.social

His name is not Murph but you should look at him anyway

Large white cat who is not named Murph
aug 4, 2025, 5:23 am • 9 0 • view
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Jim Trainor Interactive @jayteema.bsky.social

Murph is an awesome dog!

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Davis Bickford @davis.social

I prefer this Murph’s Law

aug 3, 2025, 3:44 am • 46 0 • view
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La petite mort @la-petitemort.bsky.social

My birth name is Murphy because of my mom being told she wasn't pregnant. Once I was old enough she gave me her Murphys law poster.

aug 4, 2025, 6:19 am • 8 0 • view
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Terri @lovemypupper.bsky.social

@darthbluesky.bsky.social

aug 3, 2025, 3:55 am • 3 0 • view