I hate you… “I have one daughter…”

I love him but it also makes me want to never date ever again.

100% yes, it is insanely catchy and i don’t even mind. i have gone several days with this stuck in my head and i still laugh at it.

10000%

I appreciate that you shared the extended mix. :D

Who is the woman?

He is such a hit machine 🎉

amazing

it’s SO GOOD

So obsessed with him. But I hadn’t heard / seen the remix!

I've seen so many TikToks with this audio but I had no idea what it was supposed to mean or where it was from so thank you!

I think it was a real Tinder text exchange some woman had. IIRC he has a few others but this is the stupidest. There are a lot of stupid people in the US.

Credit to the hitmaker.

What ever happens, do not… I repeat… do not check out his other songs. Especially the one about 400 gallons of gasoline. You have been warned.

you can’t say this and not post it

It’s catchy as hell and has been stuck in my head for weeks!

This is 🔥

this one is my second favorite by Lewky. my number one is the Thanksgiving date craigslist ad. totally slaps.

“This guy is good at maa aaaath” is my favorite part

Remember that summer during Covid where the internet song was "I wonder what's inside your butthole?"

I was just singing that Sunday as Inwas doing my colonoscopy prep!

Such a Jam. I still sing it aloud often.

I mean it coulda been astronauts or aliens. Nothing ricks harder🤘🏻🤙🏻

I cannot stop laughing because I read the original tweet but was not aware of this jam

But also this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZzs...

I've been jamming to the Luigi Tango today.

Please, who did that song. I swam 10 laps to get it out of my head and it didn’t work!

Their username is on the video.

Duh, of course. But in my defence, love is blind.

Carsie Blanton she rocks

Aw thanks mate

more Carsie on the skyline!

And this one! www.instagram.com/reel/DF5gTwJ...

Who’s the artist?

Lewky

Moo for me.

Thank you for this thread Music hasn't brought me such joy since Bo Burnham's Inside

ok yes i'm in

oh thank god i thought this audio was AI generated

Reminds me of this banger. youtu.be/dmss2dJ__cI?...

My song of the summer oscillate between Big Poe by Tyler and Chains & Whips by Clips.

May I introduce you to 🪩 Disco Snails 🪩 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6f8Dswc/

🤣🤣🤣

The part about Dax and Kristen is extra confusing since they have two daughters. The whole song is genius.

Is that J Mascis?

The " JO in the model train room " one is still my favorite from them I think.

He made a follow up collab?!?! His videos are all so fuckin hilarious, me and my wife are constantly sending them to each other

Now it will be in mine - this is just what I needed. Tears are streaming from the laughter 🤣

Well that sent me down a rabbit hole. "Ahaha"

The musical team up that we all never knew that we needed.

This is the song of the summer. "Fuck ICE, Fuck Trump, Free Palestine." www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vRu...

Thanks for posting this so I could discover it for the first time! 🔥

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From the makers who brought you this banger youtube.com/shorts/CD-6X...

This song has been living rent free in my head for weeks. Total banger!

@honyell.bsky.social 🎶I have one daughter🎶

Anything by Frank Zappa

Hell yeah. Toss up for me between this & Say Potato.

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Gives me the same vibes as this classic youtube.com/shorts/NDvaR...

www.youtube.com/shorts/pWyOr...

m.youtube.com/shorts/OLmun...

Yes!! This and the one he did about some woman stealing a recipe 🤣

Thank you for giving me something to look forward to besides the the 24/7 Murder She Wrote channel

youtu.be/mlCiDEXuxxA?...

no, music is trash these days

I am so confused - exactly what type of edibles were they on and where do I purchase said edibles?

Oh it’s an ear worm… I’ve randomly had “I have one daughter!” play in my head since I heard it a week ago

I second this.

Joseph Terrell's folk ballad has been mine: youtu.be/G_Q3KZNuQXI?...

*ellipses* I have one daughter

I understand, but is she by the same father?

I have one daughter.

How many baby daddies do you have, if you don’t mind me asking?

I don’t understand

How I picture arguing with MAGA

Oh great, now it’s gonna be stuck in MY head for three days straight

This is almost as sticky as Lubalin's internet songs. I absolutely will start singing in the grocery store, "I just need butterrrrrraaar"

This feels like a ripoff of Lubalin, tbh.

And now it's in mine - in a good way. Thanks for flagging.

The correct answer is Pickle in the Fridge

... elipses... 🤣🤣🤣

Do yourself a favor and get this one in your head: youtube.com/shorts/CJalA...

This one is our favorite.

We call each other custard habibi all the time.

"A child can only have one father. " THERE, song over.

Okay yeah that's the one I've had in my head as well so I think you're onto something.

100% song of the summer for sure

Nothing can explain dating app experiences better than this song, it’s truly a work of art.

Bop

Whatever it is, it's from Kpop Demon Hunters.

youtu.be/N1H5RjbXE_g?...

😂🤣😂🙏🏽

Thanks. I think.

youtube.com/shorts/6eA_o... I will never miss an opportunity to post this masterpiece

A tale of epic heartbreak in these times of AI.

100%, his stuff is great but this is the best one, I can't get enough 🥔

I get this one stuck in my head a lot, too. I just walk around the house singing “Say potato!!!!”

My sole goal in life is to make "say potato" into a commonly used idiom meaning "be serious"

One of the best accounts on Instagram. And so relatable as a human that regretfully uses Tinder. And this particular song is so dang catchy!

Slays tbh

🤣🤣🤣 yes!!! This song is so catchy!

Oh NOOOOO I think you’re right

I walk around my house singing it constantly

I'm sorry. I wasn't aware of any worthy songs.

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I tried to explain it to my non-Tiktok-having spouse right after I tried to explain who Sydney Sweeney is and now I think he may be planning some kind of intervention...

no way, it's the "there's nothing like a Jet2 holiday!" song

100% agreed.

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Does a “song of the summer” have to have come out that year? Or in the summer? Or is it just, like, a song that I am listening to in summer?

A few years ago it was definitely that Kate Bush song, so I think it’s just whatever song best captures the zeitgeist of that summer, regardless of release date

Yes. What is it about this tune? I woke up in the middle of the night thinking “I have one daughter…”.

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Well this sounds like a perfect description to never want to hear this song again

“Praise music”? Ew, gross

If it’s not “Ordinary” by Wayne Brady, I’m not interested.

Makes me think of the old one, "My husband has been so unfaithful, I'm not sure the baby I'm carrying is his."

ngl it's a banger

It’s been in my head for weeks! Can’t get rid of it.

My suggestion

OMG same - I walk around the house singing this.

For real. It’s been in my head for two months.

Thanks a lot, now I have to write about this fucKiNG BANGER

Love this creator and song! It’s a silly song taken from real Tinder messages. But damn if it doesn’t slap!! 🔥

I submit this for everyone's consideration.... youtu.be/ulkdUfItyxI?...

My song, stuck for weeks. One of the best. Save It For Later share.google/JWuKGMDDawHc...

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This song is a banger.

Nobody is having as much fun this summer as they were this time a year ago.

There is no other summer song this year, except this: youtu.be/ErV-IeYjDG0?...

Elmo has never experienced a metal slide in the summer.

lol. Though he is covered in plush, so the super soakers are out.

Not fair to be able to make bangers and have them be hilarious

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I admit it has taken me a few weeks to realize he was singing the …

I just realized I am actually humming this as I was scrolling

Okay you have a point here, this might be better than my suggestion, but "Poison or Snack" slaps, and it's informative

I can assure you that it's a song I've never heard.

RUN, girl, run! 🤣🤣

Jet2 Holiday is a close second to me

The answer is this. Always this. Every Summer. Every year. Forever and ever and ever and ever…

I hate you for this 📌

Ah, I needed this thread

BEN, I can't sleep because this thing runs through my head all night long!

How many daddies did you baby is what I'm asking

Wtf this bangs

My favorite is the 🎶Aaarby's on McKnight Road, at the Arby's... on McKnight Road. www.facebook.com/reel/9650016...

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