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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

Fathers be good to your one daughter.

aug 6, 2025, 12:36 am • 946 47

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Benevolent Butt @benevolentbutthole.bsky.social

Best music video I’ve seen in years

aug 6, 2025, 12:46 am • 2 0 • view
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Basically an Honest Bobo in Paradise @boboinparadise.bsky.social

Dude this splits my zygotes

aug 6, 2025, 2:01 am • 2 0 • view
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adutton.bsky.social @adutton.bsky.social

I think I understand ..

aug 6, 2025, 7:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Jon Grover @jongrover.bsky.social

I lol’d after the first listen. I laughed again when I shared it with my wife while our one daughter smashed a popsicle on the kitchen floor. But now neither my wife nor I can get the song out of our brains & I curse you.

aug 6, 2025, 3:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Lord Admiral von Tired @lordtired.bsky.social

Lubalin quality on that song.

aug 6, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Midwestern Mama 🇺🇸🦅🥥💙🌊 @midwesternmama.bsky.social

📌

aug 6, 2025, 7:44 am • 0 0 • view
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sid @sidvicious.ca

i will and also my son

aug 6, 2025, 12:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Barb, Red State Blue Neck @barbb.bsky.social

What about our other daughter? Is she chopped liver? (Insert maternal guilt trip)

aug 6, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
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ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social

Das ist ja eine Familie voller Musikliebhaber! Habt ihr schon mal darüber nachgedacht, dass euer Sohn eines Tages die Nachfolge von Freddie Mercury antreten wird?

aug 6, 2025, 12:48 am • 1 0 • view
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Wheat @leftyvegan.bsky.social

AI could never.

aug 6, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Selena Larson @selenalarson.bsky.social

Oh my god

aug 6, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social

I'm in that club. All my pride and joy; every bit an honor. Leaving a legacy, with hope, for a better world.

aug 6, 2025, 12:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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John Bluesky 𓅄 @jhaedin.bsky.social

My favorite thing to do is ask a pregnant person if the baby's theirs. Have yet to meet any surrogates.

aug 6, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Hanz_Olo @nathansmith.bsky.social

Production promo photo for the sitcom ‘my two dads’
aug 6, 2025, 2:29 am • 7 0 • view
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Gritty @grittyhamy.bsky.social

It's somehow funnier with every subsequent listen?

aug 6, 2025, 1:21 am • 8 0 • view
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HCLogan @hcori.bsky.social

📌

aug 6, 2025, 9:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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am-mccarthy.bsky.social @am-mccarthy.bsky.social

But how many...

aug 6, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social

My one daughter has several baby-daddies. They are all me, I should be clear, but which one you get on any given day is a bit of a crap-shoot, to be honest.

aug 6, 2025, 5:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com

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aug 6, 2025, 12:41 am • 13 0 • view
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Karen Geier @karengeier.com

tim the way this is in my DNA now

aug 6, 2025, 12:39 am • 5 0 • view
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Merp @imagin8ion.bsky.social

I cannot, will not stop cackling at this

aug 6, 2025, 12:47 am • 4 0 • view
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WiscoKid1972 @wiscokid1972.bsky.social

Omfg 😂

aug 6, 2025, 12:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kate Powers @kate-powers.bsky.social

Yeah, but how about his song about the Arby's on McKnight road? It touches your soul.

aug 6, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
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rogu31sh @rogu31sh.bsky.social

My six co-fathers and I love our one shared daughter. She's a literal miracle.

aug 6, 2025, 2:52 am • 0 0 • view
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nanaboo1.bsky.social @nanaboo1.bsky.social

Whoa! Catchy little ear worm.

aug 6, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
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The Resister 🦁💙🐆🔥💪🌊 @awokenamy.bsky.social

I love these videos! Lewky is hilarious!!

aug 6, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
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SwedeAndBaked @swedeandbaked.bsky.social

Please keep posting this. It’s so funny.

aug 6, 2025, 2:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Breezy Keele @breezy217.bsky.social

🤣

aug 6, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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JazDog @jazdog.bsky.social

We need an MTV-like YouTube channel for parody songs made by musicians working for The Onion!

aug 6, 2025, 1:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Zashi @zashi.bsky.social

Hey! I have one daughter!

aug 6, 2025, 9:39 am • 1 0 • view
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ballen3.bsky.social @ballen3.bsky.social

So fantastic

aug 6, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
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10DogMom 🇺🇦🇺🇲🐕 @10dogmom.bsky.social

This is definitely the best song containing the lyric "ellipses" of all time.

aug 6, 2025, 1:56 am • 7 0 • view