All of them are having sex with each other.
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Prince Andrew sits in the corner watching
aug 6, 2025, 10:49 pm • 7 1 • view
JD Vance is with the couch at that freak off though.
aug 6, 2025, 10:55 pm • 3 0 • view
youtu.be/oD-1eCD7lkE?...
aug 7, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
gross
aug 6, 2025, 11:08 pm • 4 0 • view
"It's so squishy and moist."
aug 6, 2025, 10:52 pm • 4 0 • view
Poor couch
aug 6, 2025, 10:53 pm • 3 0 • view
they're all well past the target age.
aug 6, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
jesus christ, I was going to go make dinner but now I want to die
aug 6, 2025, 11:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Ketchup bottles flying around: What's the over/under?
aug 6, 2025, 10:51 pm • 1 0 • view
🤢🤢🤢🤮
aug 6, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Diddy was just filling the gap left by Epstein?
aug 7, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
Barf
aug 6, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
That's the unappetizer.
aug 7, 2025, 6:30 am • 1 0 • view
I feel like you have really embraced your inner chaos goblin since you bought The Onion. Brilliant 👏 No notes.
aug 7, 2025, 1:10 am • 1 0 • view
Naw they're fucking children.
aug 7, 2025, 1:52 am • 0 0 • view
Things did get a bit tense when someone loudly asked "Hey, Dersch, where are the pierogies you promised?"
aug 6, 2025, 11:47 pm • 13 0 • view
Dersch 🤣🤣🤣
aug 7, 2025, 2:42 am • 1 0 • view
Dersch still has his underwear on
aug 6, 2025, 10:50 pm • 82 4 • view
as a hat
aug 6, 2025, 11:47 pm • 2 0 • view
And socks
aug 7, 2025, 3:45 am • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:54 pm • 61 0 • view
he’s eating perogies in his underwear
aug 6, 2025, 11:55 pm • 3 0 • view
How the pierogies got in his underwear is between him and his grammarian.
aug 7, 2025, 2:00 am • 4 0 • view
They’re showing all the depraved, child rape videos and making fun of the fat old men in them! This whole group of Trump cabinet & advisors is as vile as Epstein’s clients.
aug 7, 2025, 2:18 am • 1 0 • view
aug 6, 2025, 10:55 pm • 9 0 • view
Not possible - they are all Incels
aug 7, 2025, 2:00 am • 0 0 • view
SAFEWORD!
aug 7, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
Eew, eew, yuck.
aug 6, 2025, 10:52 pm • 2 0 • view
The couch is gonna have twin loveseats in 9 months.
aug 7, 2025, 2:51 am • 3 0 • view
Miller, where is your wife tho
aug 7, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
lot of sounds, like a smells. none of it good.
aug 6, 2025, 11:30 pm • 1 0 • view
JD is molesting his couch.
aug 7, 2025, 12:40 am • 0 0 • view
"I'LL TAKE 'FINGERBANG CITY' FOR $200, ALEX..."
aug 7, 2025, 4:37 am • 0 0 • view
Huh, I thought they'd be interested in much younger people
aug 7, 2025, 12:07 am • 0 0 • view
even though some of these people are dead, they still made it out tonight 🫡
aug 6, 2025, 11:47 pm • 3 0 • view
I was eyeballing the name of Murdoch's yacht and the best I can tell it was still Robert Maxwell's yacht at the time (Malcolm Forbes's birthday in 1989) but Murdoch did end up buying it years later Maxwell, uh, mysteriously fell off it and drowned in 1991, so that's totally normal
aug 7, 2025, 5:56 am • 2 0 • view
several national intelligence chiefs attended his funeral www.washingtonpost.com/archive/poli...
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