She’s a real one

Respect.

‘Cocaine heartbeat’. Bwahaha!! Stealing this!!!

voting tachycardically

It is remarkable how having an opinion that children shouldn't starve to death paints you as Hitler to some people.

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all kids. everywhere

Colbert - Ms. Rachel. I'm only sort of joking here.

Except Colbert unironically made Trumpism politics possible in th first place because he didn't realize or care that a majority of his 'Colbert report' fan base were unironically rightwingers who didn't get he was parodying them He's also demonstrated he has zero spine to call out Collaborator Dems

I really have a hard time believing it was the majority.

I wouldn’t be surprised honestly. The positions his satire skewered are things the republican base actually despise (for the most part). However they’re extremely conditioned to respond to asthetics differences. His corporate mask switch was enough to piss them off.

Trump adopting the aesthetics of the positions they’ll claim is enough for them to not be able to suss out the technical ramifications of the things he says and actually does. They can’t tell for themselves what the policy actually does vs what they’re told, broadly. Some are obviously ghouls tho.

My late husband literally called this on Trumps first election. Maga chucklefucks are utterly clueless that Trump thinks they are chumps, they lack th critical thinking to understand th "parody of argumentium absurdium" so Colbert's "attacks" on liberal topics came off as genuine to maga fuckwits.

This but also early Colbert was a critic of many things that MAGA genuinely doesn’t like. Like the big 3 letter agencies are genuinely not popular among major portions of the base. YEE HAW fuck the law isn’t exactly a dead sentiment. There’s this disconnect with what kinda money is calling the shots

MAGA views well to do engineers and doctors in NYC pulling 500k-1.5M a year as wealthy. They’re comfortable but they don’t own senators. These people are generally liberal or progressive, and have the same aesthetic trappings of people who are actually fucking them over.

Its a misdirection that relies on a misunderstanding of what constitutes wealth and power, and similarities of aesthetic trappings between a talk show host with a networth of 50m and executives with net worth’s 10x that and owners with 1000x that.

She certainly seems to have picked right up where Fred Rogers left off. If everyone in the world cared about all children *half* as much as they did/do, we’d have global harmony and prosperity.

When the UEFA unrolled a banner that said "Stop Killing Children Stop Killing Civilians", Israelis immediately assumed it was targeted at them specifically. Telling. www.timesofisrael.com/flouting-its...

I would too. She is a rare and brave human.

Is Ms Rachel for kids now who Dolly Parton is for olds? Because they both seem well deserving of votes

(I count myself among olds, that's not a pejorative. I have multiple orthopedic doctors despite not having disabilities or being an athlete)

More like the reincarnation of Mister Rodgers. In fact @pbs.org If you want to bring back Mister Rodger's neighborhood, and you should, Ms. Rachel is the person you need.

Why? Is there coke? Do you have some? Is there some here? I just finished this 8 ball. I say let’s go get another one, no, 2. We do the first one then we spread out the last one for the rest off the night? Who’s in?

She’s got more balls than the entire GOP and like half of the Democrats.

Voting for people who consistently Do Not Suck is a great plan.

I am so tired of having to tell my Democrat electeds what the right thing to do is. If they dont know or are waiting on polls, they need to move out of the way. They are hindering progress and justice. Human rights should be the baseline floor of these problems and convos, not the ceiling.

don’t tempt me with a good time

She def wouldnt have let Putin steamroll her.

It's just so rare to see somebody standing on business these days. Everybody's triangulating all the damn time.

The UN should definitely make her a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador.

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Fuck yeah! But also, I believe a "cocaine heartbeat" is also called an "LA minute."

No no an LA minute is two to three hours

“I’ll be there in a minute” no you won’t

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Absolutely.

I would as well unfortunately, I don’t know how much that says since I would also vote for a turtle at this point over most of our current choices and I’m not talking a Ninja Turtle, like a normal, non crime fighting, non pizza eating turtle.

The turtle would be incapable of making things worse, and Ms. Rachel might, possibly, if nobody conspires against her, have the power to… make… things better? Is that allowed? Everyone else on the horizon… yikes.

I'm in awe at how she simply refuses to kowtow to these shitbags. Every time anyone comes at her, no matter who it is, she doubles down, stating the obvious that children should not be starving in Gaza.

I think it would be very interesting to have a national ticket with a facsimile of Mr Rogers on it and see the exit polling breakdowns.

fucking. moral. clarity.

Rachel Accurso as a person seems great. Ms Rachel is another reminder why not to ever have children.

Ms Rachel should really be in charge of all international conflict.

It might be a shitshow, but if she found the right people to help deal with all the political and bureaucratic bs, she might end up being the best President US ever had.

Seriously who does this bitch think she is?

Ma. Rachel basically picked up where Mr. Rogers left off. Kids love her, parents love what she does, & she’s never had any indication of being a bad person. Her show is inclusive & kind. In short, she’s a badass.

Ms. Rachel is the obvious answer to Mrs. Crabapple’s cry “won’t someone think of the children?!”

That stop anti-Semitism group is sure not focused on anti-Semitism.

🧡🧡🧡🧡. A golden heart has Miss Rachel.

I think the real test isn't voting. I'd knock on doors for her. I'd recruit friends to knock on doors. If we're gonna win, I think that's the kind of candidate we need.

She would break Putin in half & stop the genocide in Gaza immediately.

k. www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

She’d be the most effective communicator of all time

The new Mr. Rogers wears pink. I love her

❤️🥺🥰😢😍

The pro-Israel psychopaths have made themselves a powerful enemy due to their unwillingness (incapacity?) to just leave her alone when she first said that all children deserve food, medicine, and safety. Sucks to suck...

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I see what’s looming over there

That’s a strong Maine Woman. ⭐️🌲Dirigo

I’m a one issue voter. That one issue just tends to affect a majority of policies.

It says something about our current times that Ms. Rachel, of all people, is being called evil for wanting to help starving children, of all things. Absolutely, utterly wild, meanwhile on the Epstein front (you know, the guy who actually devoted his life to hurting children), crickets.

Absolutely same. The hero we need.

It's insane to me that the stance of "No child deserves to be killed, tortured, or made to suffer." Is a stance that some people can't get behind. The same sick people who don't think every child should get a free lunch at school. Animals in the skin of people. Ms. Rachel is a hero.

It would be fitting since one of the biggest factions on the right (plus James Carville) is the no homework, no bedtime caucus.

You guys know half of America thinks Mr Roger’s was a communist for saying “you’re special just the way you are,” right?

Fucking Fox News said Mr. Rogers was an "evil, evil man" back in 2007. www.snopes.com/fact-check/f...

JFC republicans would crucify Jesus for being a libtard if they had the chance 🤦🏼‍♀️ definitely throw him in an ICE detention facility, like Alligator Auschwitz. They also hate Beyoncé and Tom Hanks 🙄 anyone with talent, wit, personality, an ability to make their own money, basic human decency, etc

hell yeah. i’m with you 100%

She’d have to run under a third party. The Democrats would never put her out front. They can’t even stand behind Mamdani.

Over the current guy, obviously? One of her puppets over the current guy.

I love her for all the obvious reasons, but also because she spelled the past tense of "lead" correctly.

Unbelievable! Nobody is safe!