Cool

ok fine i'll do the print sub

So those three are on the NYT editorial board right?

Fake news! They're on WaPo's.

I love you guys, but call a concentration camp a concentration camp.

You know times are scary when you read a headline and you’re not sure if it’s satire or dark reality.

THIS IS JUST PLAIN CRUEL AND INHUMANE! THESE GUARDS/ICE THAT ARE DOING THIS TO AMERICANS WHO ARE CHURCH GOING PEOPLE? MAY SATAN HAVE A HOLIDAY WITH YOUR SOULS!

honestly people need to do a search for Hitler in the NYT from 1933-1934... this one has big Onion energy

Just went camping and stopped at the one in southern Utah right off the freeway.

You think this Onion article is a bit too on the nose, huh?

The Onion would never.

FML, that onion headline is too real

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BAAD HOMBRES!!! BAAD HOMBRES!!! YOO COMMINISS!!!

100% on all three. Well done!

I thought this was just a news headline.

Last guy should be quoted as Swing Voter instead of Sandwich Craftsman

There is a knee jerk reaction by politicians and pundits to say “we mustn’t blame voters for all this!” It’s like fingernails on a chalkboard to me Germany today is Germany because they largely took responsibility for the atrocities their government committed and 75% there still stand against them

Don't lionize us, please, my government is still atrocious in all the ways the US was under Biden's last year in office.

Sidenote, I would eat a Brazdorf sandwich. It would be slightly below mid or amazing with nothing inbetween.

Upcycle!

Frikkin' brilliant!

Gerbil Psychologist

There are a lot of foreheads out there who need #NeverAgain tattooed on them

Yeah all of that! What a desecration.

Dammit. Got me again. I read the headline and had a moment of panic before I noticed it was the Onion.

And Mark Cuban doesn't think the left can compliment the modern oligarchs borrowing from their nazi predecessors.

because everything new is old again when we depend on team hakeem to fight the nazis

These are the FEMA death camps that the extreme right used to fantasize about in the '90s and early '00s. There are even using FEMA funds. It's insane.

gd i thought this was real and didn’t blink

Usually these ones have fake reactions to a real story no?

Now that’s creepy

I hate this news, and slightly less hate that this is how I heard *about* this news. Y'all truly are America's Finest News Source

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Disgusting

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The gerbil psychologist has the best take, IMO.🐈‍⬛

That's John Bolton at the bottom.

I'm in tears.... 😂

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I kno this might be a weird ask, but I'd love to see you guys publish a special edition of some of the stuff The Onion was covering in the 90's & 00's to show just how radicalized the US - particularly the right - has become & promote on socials. Lots of people have no clue how radical the US is.

I love seeing the same generic people photos from when I started visiting the Onion site like, 25 years ago. Nostalgic.

So comforting haha

A FEW MORE…BEFORE you worry..? How does he exist..?

atrocitunity

I'm going to need these articles to start being marked as parody because honestly this feels like we're a week out from this being true.

This is an all timer

"This is just a distraction." - Chuck S., Politician

Love their job descriptions.

The third one should have been a Democratic strategist

The Onion - Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito

Fuck. Ouch.

"Sandwich craftsman" - nice Hitchhiker's Guide reference! 🤓

This is just brilliant.

Evil purposes both times

you gotta stop getting me with these. I'm gonna need some kind of heart medicine

"That's a lot to squeeze onto one plaque." Brilliant.

Talk about rubbing salt into old wounds that should have never happened the way it did.