the approximately 19 days between vacations, he means.

If turmp were as strong as Stalin or Mao, he would have gotten rid of this ambitious wanna-be usurper long ago. Just proves how weak turmp is, as long as Shady Vance is still there, sniffing around the throne, scheming, plotting.

Hahahahaha

Remember when Vance and Peter Thiel visited Rupert Murdoch's ranch couple weeks ago? When the Epstein scandal started getting back some traction after six years of nothing for some reason, four of which years were wasted by the Biden administration? bsky.app/profile/idio...

He will take over and pardon him for the Epstein scandal. Trump will leave the presidency with his horned tail between his legs, but totally exonerated in raping young girls. ONLY IN AMERICA

we’re on the same page: bsky.app/profile/tood...

I don’t think they’re doing it so people go back to sleep, I think they’re trying to push through as much of their agenda as possible now under Trump then remove him. Vance could never get the same support. Even the rally the other day everyone looked bored

Well yeah because Vance is weird and boring. Sucking in every shred of flair, charisma and humor like a black hole, and it's never seen again.

Yeah that’s why I think the plan is ram through whatever they can under Trump, Vance is absolutely going to backstab Trump, I just don’t know if they’re gonna have him be the fall guy or try to preserve his legacy

One of the scariest parts about Thiel and his merry bands of theocratic fascists is that these guys are actually intelligent. Trump is easy to manipulate and predict. Vance could do anything at any point and I couldn’t tell you when or how

Goddamnit

Eight taxpayer-funded vacations in seven months sounds like an odd way to get on-the-job training, but considering he's planning to replace the laziest and most corrupt person on the planet.....

What's the plan for having the techno bros set up their big brother regime?

When Vance says, “so help me God.” It’s literally written in Project 2025 that that’s the magic phrase for starting the coup.

JD Vance asking his kids if they've ever heard of Dog Heaven for no particular reason

He can’t wait for him to die

It's almost as if that was the plan all along. He has been getting his vacations in because they already know what is coming. His boss doesn't look good.

Oh Daddy will not like this one bit.

God, what a dreadful thing coming with aJD presidency!!! Fk!! 👎🏻👎🏻🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤮👿👿

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THEY DECIDED ITS TIME TO NIX THE ORANGE GUY SO WE GET TO LISTEN TO LIAR THE 2ND SPEAK NOW OF HOW PREPARED HE IS TO TAKE OVER...DOES THE ORANGE GUY KNOW THIS?

One golfs, and one has gone on 8 vacations.

The president is not constantly vomiting blood and bile but if he were Id step up

And now we're reminded that the viceshit is not better...

Somebody better tell Trump, the couch fuckers coming for his job and he's still alive

Wait, but Kamala wasn't qualified?

The body isn’t even cold yet and he is picking at it like a vulture Which is hard to do with the skeletor looking freaks hand up Vance’s ass and all

It still amazes me how many republicans say the quiet part out loud.

FELON TRUMP KNOWS HES GOING DOWN FOR HIS LIFE OF CRIMES AND RAPES ON WOMEN AND CHILDREN. HE MAY START ACTING MORE INSANE THAN HE ALREADY IS SO HE CAN STAY OUT OF PRISON…..AGAIN!!

Er, Julius Caesar, Marcus Brutus and The Ides of March (44 BC) vibes. It did not end well for Rome or Brutus (or Caesar, for that matter).

We can hope

The vultures are circling.

How many of those 200 days have been spent on holiday?

Couchhumper is chomping at the bit. They were all expecting him to not last this long.

Do you think they’re hoping for a “tragedy” before midterms? That won’t help - people despise JD Dance.

Take him deadly serious. No one ever heard from those couch cushions again.

Thiel's gonna make his move

That guy is a grifter to his core, a liar and a traitor.

Trump’s lickspittles are all jostling to be next to him, to be the next him, when Trump goes horizontal. Sounds close.

Wow.

Oh come on. We can take that pussy down with one hand behind our back. He's follower not a leader. He has no balls, no spine and absolutely no intelligence.

Imagine how many different Game of Thrones characters he could be quoting.

Imagine Trump's reaction when he's shown this article.

They are getting ready to take Trump out soon and place the heritage foundation implant into charge. Then the REAL DAMAGE BEGINS.

Oh Hell no.

🤔

Once the wicked witch of the west is gone, we will deal with his sister, the wicked witch of the mid-west, and all that we will need is a bucket of water...........

JD is just Musk and Thiel puppet. The tech bros control all the data weapons media money. We are gonna need a bigger boat.

What’s that tell you? Trump is sick and his health is in decline !

Bullshit. That asshole has had more family vacation time since Inauguration Day than I have in 50 years in the workforce.

Worse? You essentially paid for his vacations, too, through the taxes you're forced to put up with, and they won't let you retire.

Maybe he's bringing pastries into the office every morning

Vacationing?

Seems like we are not the only ones looking forward to his demise.

Oh yeah sure keep it up JD. It's very clear that you want Trump out ASAP but nobody wants YOU. Then again, you could usher in big cracks in MAGAville. Hmmm...🤔🤔

200 days to do the most difficult job on the planet! What could go wrong. Trump says he’s not doing well, then this statement! While I think Vance is worse than Trump ( he is smarter, but most people are) but he does not have the base Trump does!

Uh oh Donnie.

😂

Oh, please. He knows what Trump is trying to hide from us. Trump is only still alive because of a team of doctors and a shed full of medication. It can't last much longer.

Mitch McConnell has been actively decaying for several years and is still in office. It will be a good long while.

Trump is at least 100 lbs overweight, stuffs his face full of salty, artery clogging fast food and Diet Coke, has a pale, sickly pallor with makeup covering up bruises on his hands, has trouble speaking a single coherent sentence, and doesn't know where he is half of the time. Ain't long now.

Vacationing? He’s got that part of the Trump presidency down pat.

Sotting in my studio one day my collegue loudly randomly announced “i know u think im paranoid” …to no one Same vibe here.

I’m sure #Trump is 100% safe from falling out a window or tripping down stairs! Yes sir nothing to see here, Trump can totally let his guard down and carry in complete confidence….

They always say "God forbid" in Soprano's when they actually want something really bad.

I told Trump not to mastrubate with a horcrux, but he didn’t listen.

Calling it now. He and Thiel are gonna unalived Grandpa after the mid terms.

Bet you it's stairs. My second guess is a pillow

I'm sure there's a doctor at Johns Hopkins they can blackmail.

They will wait for their window of opportunity.

Just. Do. It.

Very odd.

training?! on how to get plenty of time off for extravagant vacations?!

Ooooh, Trump's gonna be big mad. Stay away from windows, JD.

How to completely fuck up democracy in 200 days for 1000 Alex?

Hmm. He is one giant oxymoron!

Does Vance think he's the new poster boy for religion? Doesn't he know what he's doing is wrong? I guess he beleves if he goes to confession and confesses his sins, he's forgiven, because with confession, once the priest forgives you and you do you're little pennance, you're free to keep doing shit.

There goes all the interior decorations of the Oval office and here comes the Goodwill sofas and couches. Can say which is the better decor.

I am not ready for the dough boy to be president. Although if he takes vacations like he has been...who will run the country? Miller. Bought or bessent. Egad johnson

You mean while you were on your 8th vacation?

Heaven help us all if we have to have an administration with him after the 🍊🤡 has gone to hell. We better start thinking how to remove him too. I don’t think we’re ready for leadership under him.

🙏

He s been on 8 vacations in 7 months…on the job training he says…

I just want to remind everyone that JD Vance got the VP nom as a JUNIOR SENATOR with less than two years of experience in government. He is not fit to be VP, and he certainly isn't fit to be president.

Trump was never anything but a reality TV star. And Putin put him in office. I’m not thinking he’s gonna have a problem with JD.

He was never fit to be a senator. And come to think of it… There’s a WHOLE lotta lacka fitness goin’ on in that there white house.

Just throwing this out there, the entire Real Word, Road Rules, Reality bunch isnt fit to be in the positions theyre in, yet we are.

I agree he isn’t fit for that office, but if you want to say Junior Senators aren’t qualified to be President, then you have to say Obama was a mistake.

Obama had far more experience behind him in politics. Vance had far less. It isn't the same.

I've known this was coming. Guess he has too. Meanwhile Stephen Miller and Peter Thiel...

Indeed…

So... Vance and Cabinet have already discussed the 25th Amendment, I see.

He’s salivating for it

Grinning like the Cheshire Cat…will be interesting to see if he worships and enables the same unqualified lackeys his boss does. Bcuz he’s a tech bro he thinks he’s superior in most ways, so that part won’t change. Also, many dangerous friends. Hasn’t learned that being a dick isn’t endearing.

The lies just flow off of his tongue now.

So, his 8 vacations in 200 days are preparing him to be President?🤔

Apparently he doesn't golf though.

Considering the guy who's president now doesn't work until 3 and golfs every weekend, he probably thinks that's how to president.

Hey now Him and taco are having a contest to see who can waste more tax payer dollars I believe their combined total is well over 200 million for vacations and golfing

Brb, need to tell this to my boss.

He learned how to get American taxpayers to cover weekend golf trips at $6-8 million a pop. He and family will get to travel the world for free. He plans on letting Dracula in the Dungeon and the Heritage Foundation monsters do all the heavy lifting …

He was busy trying to convince his liberal & supremely more qualified wife that “this embarrassment will all be worth it.” “This is why you tutored me so hard as 1Ls so I could be a man and become president.”

Good one!

Not that different from what Trump was doing.

He knew he’d either amendment 25 Trump or Trump’s health would fail. That’s why he packed the vacays in early.

It's preparing him to take over for Trump.

I mean, if you're intending to govern in the same way trump did. If you're not into golf, you gotta do something

He's played less golf than Cheato Benito, so can't be much worse :P

Um yeah, if he was going to mar a largo everytime he'd be the president

On the job training from trump, "Mr Golf Goof Off"

He learned from his boss

Considering how much time Trump spends at his resorts and golf courses, yes

Raising the entire water level of a river so his kayak doesn’t drag against some gravel is surely preparing him for the kind of presidency Trump is enjoying.

Yup, he gets a Nobel Prize for entitlement

Entertainment

Well, he deserves it.

Anyone who emerges out of ohio or Kentucky having not od’d on opioids deserves a bit of applause.

Fuck vance

That’s the analogy for all these trust fund Nazis’ lives. A road prepared for them. Bank accounts prefilled for them. Beds premade. Food precooked. They don’t earn any of it.

In hindsight, given how often agent orange has shirked his responsibilities for the sake of Golf…

So we’re all just living through a fascist Make-A-Wish scenario?

JD Vance:

I bet there’s about 10 guys in the inner circle who are gonna be vying for the top spot.

Yet he has been on long vacations all over the world, in those 200 days. Isn't it like 8 vacations?

Wow. From REALLY bad to WORSE. Help us. Gavin!!

Why would Newsom be any better? He still doesn’t support human rights, just like Trump and Vance. He wants to kill homeless people, like Trump and Vance. MAGA with blue paint is still MAGA.

We are down to where somebody has to do something…and I don’t see anyone else. Do you?

When things are as dark as they are now, we need someone to bring us OUT of that darkness, not to maintain it. Would you rather extinguish the flames, or you would you rather leave the house burning?

J B Pritzker

Because he’s the only Dem right now mocking Trump and making him look like the fool he is. No one else that I can see is being obvious against Trump.

Tim Walz? JB Pritzker? Both of those candidates actually have a commitment to human rights and aren’t going on podcasts to agree with Trump’s best buddies. Newsom is a republican in democrat’s clothing.

I agree.

He also got a campaign contribution from Peter Thiel so while his social media team is funny I would not put any hope behind him.

Vance has zero morals, since you can't go from never Trump to sycophant with any. You do have to wonder if some are actively working towards Vance assuming power. He certainly has the most to gain, and Trump's downturn does seem to be accelerating recently for some reason.

He's practically salivating like he sees a "love" seat.

If Trump does pass, can we start a conspiracy that it was Vance who was responsible?

Hmm🤔

What, while you were on vacation with your family all over the world?

We're ready for him to be president, too. Unlike Trump, Vance has no real following or clout.

DING DING DING You are correct!

dont underestimate him to play the dutiful VP stepping up to honor the pres. do NOT underestimate someone who is making it KNOWN thats part of the plan. I'm begging yall we said this same exact thing about Trump in 2015. and look where we are

That is rather odd. Did he finally get his spell slots back for necrotic touch?

Not a chance in hell!!!

at a certain point an idiot loses it's usefulness.

He misspelled “blessed event”

So to train to be president all you have to do is take like 7 fucking vacations in 6 months? This dude is such a stupid asshole man.

👀

NOPE...HARD PASS.

Lord give me the confidence of a shitty white man.

😂😂😂😂

He can barely contain his excitement. Melania is probably already shopping for a new husband with her inheritance.

The fight over the empire is gonna be funny

On the job training... second highest office in the world??

It's always funny to me how your candidate is getting so much training, but the other candidate, espcially when she's a black woman, is a useless piece of crap with no decision-making power. isn't that weird?

🤮🤮🤮🤮

😶

Since 160 of those days, Hd was on vacation.

In 7months as VP, Vance had 8 vacation. Vance is absent from job & being paid. Next candidate 4 Prez must campaign on putting Vance, KennedyJr, Musk & All Trump’s kinfolks 2 prison. I want 2 C #TaxRecord from every Trump collecting $$ from foreign governments; like they did #HunterBiden. #Do4Do

Sounds like he’s planning a terrible tragedy.

Yes, that's an odd thing to say.

They’re just trying to get to the point where jdv can run for two full terms afterwards, IMO.

Coacher

Elon has scrapped his 3rd Political Party, in favor of boosting JD... DJT has got to be feeling a little paranoid about that. "The 25th Amendment allows the Vice President to take over when the President is incapacitated, dies, resigns, or is removed from office..." Impeach, impeach, impeach...

This man does not deserve to be our fucking president. I cannot believe and will never think of him in the future if that is the case. Disgusting

The Jackals are beginning to circle.

Trump’s going to explode

Not odd when you have that insider info on the orange one's specific health condition. #TrumpIsAboutToKickTheBucket

He has already displayed the full spectrum of his incompetence so let's turn him loose in the most important job in the nation

Remember when Harris wasn't qualified because she was only VP with more elected office experience than this doofus? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This asshole.

I kinda doubt he'll get the brainless mob to support him as they do de fuhrer.

Oops, time for trump to tell JD to stand by the open window. Trump’s ego won’t stand for this from Vance. 3,2,1.

Does his search history have anything like "steepest flight of stairs in the White House?"

Well of course, that's Thiel's plan.

Has been since he was the vp nominee

I'm personally rooting for the cheeseburgers to do what they always do.

Mike Pence when Trump passes away in his 2nd term

What does this dude count as a disaster, exactly?

Well, worse case scenario is it’s a lateral move and we get to celebrate a new holiday.

Also this would absolutely be the funniest outcome.

"I got plenty of training... when I was on vacation in Vermont and when I was on vacation in Greenland and when I was on vacation on that lake in Ohio and when I was on vacation at Disneyland and when I was on vacation in Europe."

I know exactly how to act like a president - calling all the shots, closing down tourist sites, claiming privilege, having rivers raised. Yeah, I got this

Trump golfs a lot, but Vance takes a week off every month for vacation. So, I'm sure that cut into his 'on-the-job' training.

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social I think Trump is dying. Care to write a book?

sounds like he knows

This clown has been on vacation 90% of the time...

Yep, I'd say it was pretty official. Trump is dying and they're already preparing themselves for tragedy. I bet JD is jumping up and down with glee when the press aren't looking.

Trump has not been out in public for the last 2 days…….TRUMP’S HEALTH IS DECLINING BOTH PHYSICAL AND MENTAL DECLINE……..

He’s so excited about what they have planned that he can’t keep it in

Dude, you're not ready to be a real boy. I hope that when Trump crosses into hell, you get your un-descended testicles handed to you by the Democrat majorities.

Hillbilly felony

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He's been on vacation 80% of the time. Learned from lazy Drumpf, obviously.

Believe me, they can't wait for him to age out, so to speak. He has served his purpose, now he is just in the way.

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He literally is a douche bag.

Do you think he thinks anyone likes him?

I think he thinks Peter Thiel likes him.

D’accord. Mai, non. And then I turned French at quarter past midnight.

Un moment tout à fait acceptable pour parler français. Imaginez l'horreur des conversations sur l'oreiller en allemand ou *frissons* en anglais

Ne pas completemente les horreurs. Mais anglais et alleman c’est sont langues terrible. Ils sont comme des luges tout le temps. Did I get that right?

You’re like “ahhhh …mon Dieu. Les americains et les francais.”

Comme des luges? Sleds?

où es-vu?

Dans le Mediterranja

Spit.

Non. Comme se racler la gorge. Cracher?

Omg. What a fabulous back handed compliment! To himself. And also slightly prescient. What day is it? Counting the days until the one my slightly witchy 🧙 sister predicted 🌮 would be deed. (Scottish accent).

This is shit you only say if you're growing a whole field of hemlock.

I'm sure he's gotten really good at cheating at golf.

Increasingly, it looks like vance’s beard is peeling away from his face and the whole thing is going to fall into his bowl of soup on camera

It’s gonna run away with Christie Gnome’s face from South Park.

Goddammit I can't stop seeing that now. 😄

Usha is still there

The mask is slipping away.

inventing new frontiers of schlemiel *and* schlamazel.

Meanwhile our government is firmly in the pocket of Big Hasenpfeffer

We're gonna make it after all?

At least gonna make it to full Hasenpfeffer Incorporated... youtu.be/hX5OYb_ByYE?...

Those were the days.

Whoa!!!!

NOOOOOOO!

Sounds to me like Vance is planning to overthrow Trump!!!

Jugular Dissecting Vance

Better subpoena his prayer transcripts.

Vance wont rule MAGA, it will collapse and also Vance will finish bringing down the GOP that Trump started doing

Everyone is laughing but things are going to get much worse with him when he takes over. They've been very open that he was the VP pick because hes theils lapdog and will do everything he wants him to do

Running around, constantly vacationing, living large on America's dime. Just like his role model Trumpelstein.

Oh, right, the nonstop vacations 😂

Well he certainly knows how to vacation.

Well he certainly knows how to* vacation. *get a river level raised for his *get trolled by bearded-babyhead whilst on *Change V is for Vendetta to V is for *pose for photos with his family that looks like they'd rather be anywhere else than with him on

He's learning the grift first hand

The best case scenario is the Fatheaded moron going to sleep and not waking up—I say that because then he won’t grab the football and nuke the world right before he goes. And the wooden boy is off his My-Chemical-Romance-Eyeliner nut if he thinks anything is going to coalesce around him after.

YO, CUSHION MONGER, WE DONT WANT YOU EITHER! Go find yourself a job where you'll be quite 'comfortable ' with, .....a 'FURNITURE ' outlet! You can spend all the day humping cushions, AND make minimum wage doing it! LOL

Jesus. Have mercy.

It won't get worse, right? We won't find out he's the real puppet master behind all the worse instincts, right? RIGHT???

Nope. Everyone hates him. No one respects him. No one fears him.

Wow. 200 whole days. Not counting all the vacations, of course. We got outselves another John Adams.

Ok so taco is close to dying, he would not be allowed to say that if he wasn't.

USA is TOTALLY FUCKED until January 2029 when we can finally be done with the FASCISTS in line for POTUS because toooooo many IDIOTS DID NOT VOTE in 2024!!

That will be too late

I mean... he's already killed the Pope, so....? 🤷‍♀️🤌

No doubt that the thought makes JD Vance giddy. He’s such a little weasel.

😂😂😂 He's been practicing being a figurehead by vacationing every month on taxpayers' cash!!!! WTF, AMERICANS!?? #FIGHTBACK

The pope was a dry run

This is the comment I came here for

8 vacation s? Great training

Now THAT'S funny !

😁😁😁 Share it with friends!

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Vance has been vacationing since his term started.

If God forbid??? Is that what all your praying is for?

He sure does say "God forbid" a lot when discussing possible scenarios the Trump administration could get into.

Doing what? Vacationing everywhere on taxpayer dime?

Orange is not going to be happy to hear this...

bsky.app/profile/wild...

😲Wild!

Really odd thing to say especially when not asked

America doesn't need Vance running the country. Too bad a proper election can't be called and save the country from the endless bullshit

The same Dick Cheney the Democrats thanked for helping them win the presidency in 2024?

🤮🤮

You mean 200 days of going on vacay?

Foreshadowing I guess

His training taught him to become more expert at lying and manipulating with assurance. He’s a smarmy little fuck face with a transparently huge craving for personal power

I'm not getting excited until I read with 100% confirmation that it's happened.

Hand, hat, chemo, radiation, cancer.