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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

Best case scenario is he starts visibly slipping but genuine cult members brush it off as eccentricity and something that must be protected, creating fissures in the party and effectively stalling out new horrors while they visibly infight over 25th Amendment stuff.

aug 29, 2025, 7:03 pm • 151 7

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

The most useful part about this scenario is it's also the likeliest scenario. Even sick people die slow but have obvious bad days. The Death of Stalin shit will be visible and intense and hopefully tear things apart until they get to consensus to drag him out.

aug 29, 2025, 7:05 pm • 108 2 • view
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social

yeah, it’s also very damaging to a personalist regime to spend time in that stage

aug 29, 2025, 7:06 pm • 81 2 • view
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com

We're already seeing consequences just in the form of Vance and Rubio getting questions about whether they're ready to step into the presidency. Trump isn't dying, but this has made his circle *think* about Trump dying, which is trouble in its own way.

aug 29, 2025, 7:09 pm • 61 1 • view
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whet moser @whetmoser.com

also clearly something trump really, really, really doesn't like thinking about so god knows what that dynamic is

aug 29, 2025, 7:10 pm • 13 0 • view
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com

I think it's less that he doesn't like thinking about it, and more that he knows damn well we, the public, can't be thinking about it. The whole point of a personalist dictatorship is that the personalist dictator has to look invincible. Pol Pot can't have bruised hands.

aug 29, 2025, 7:12 pm • 3 1 • view
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dredecopp.bsky.social @dredecopp.bsky.social

So I guess we talk about the Epstein Files instead?

aug 30, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social

a thing to keep in mind: his inner circle has better info than we do, not just because they see him more often but also because they can smell him

aug 29, 2025, 7:11 pm • 111 4 • view
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

I generally thought the health stuff was overblown until he started talking about heaven all of a sudden. When he got COVID all the reports said he got pretty existential when it was looking hairy (Stan Chera!), then he was right back to being a piece of shit when it cleared up.

aug 29, 2025, 7:13 pm • 129 5 • view
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dredecopp.bsky.social @dredecopp.bsky.social

Apparently his pulse ox got to some really low number (in the 80s IIRC). It's only that he got the absolute best care that he survived. And remember Long COVID is terrible for the circulatory system. Look at his pained breaths: www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQYE...

aug 30, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com

I read the "heaven" line as more of the self-worshipping messianic talk that he's been sinking into ever since the assassination attempt. I kind of don't think he personally fears death because he believes that he's functionally immortal.

aug 29, 2025, 7:14 pm • 20 2 • view
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social

oh man I think he’s terrified of it

aug 29, 2025, 7:14 pm • 86 2 • view
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social

Trump reminds me of my dad in so many ways including this.

aug 29, 2025, 7:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com

It's possible that he is, and it's also possible that he's so densely immune to introspection that he doesn't know he is

aug 29, 2025, 7:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social

The COVID thing scared the hell out of him.

aug 29, 2025, 7:15 pm • 8 0 • view
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online

Oh yeah, I think it's very clear that Trump is very, very afraid of dying

aug 29, 2025, 7:15 pm • 58 4 • view
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Michael Love @elkmovie.bsky.social

It could end up being very consequential whether he keels over before or after 1/3/27, since it's unlikely that they could confirm a new VP with a Democratic House (or Senate) and that means they lose their tiebreaker for the duration

aug 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 4 0 • view
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Ryan Godfrey @ryangodfrey.com

I think the right dose of psilocybin in his mashed potatoes would cause him to hallucinate three ghosts and then cancel all his executive orders.

aug 29, 2025, 7:19 pm • 9 0 • view
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Nic Eureka @neureka.bsky.social

One of my favorite memes that loses relevance by the day…what was that twitter handle that would post someone in heaven with him? Peak niche comedy

aug 29, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Zach Kindt @zkindt.bsky.social

I'm convinced that first bout of COVID would have done it were he not POTUS at that time, dude was HEAVING when he did that photo op on the balcony after he got back from Walter Reid

aug 29, 2025, 7:28 pm • 4 0 • view
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social

It's also a big range like...he could have a bad diagnosis but the doctors think it won't KO him until after his term.

aug 29, 2025, 7:14 pm • 8 0 • view
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social

or at least, 1-2 years out if not actually 2029. Like my uncle's had terminal esophogeal cancer for 2+ years now. It's not getting better but it's also lasted a long time, during which he's limited but like, lucid.

aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 10 0 • view
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Crabingus Reedus @crabitha.slutmo.de

All I know is that I want Elizabeth Gilbert to start hanging out with him all the time.

aug 29, 2025, 7:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social

Eat Pray Love, though not where he eats but where he is eaten

aug 29, 2025, 7:17 pm • 4 0 • view
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The Next Day @incompetusrex.bsky.social

I gagged a little bit reading that.

aug 29, 2025, 7:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Professional norms respector @walkoffbalk.bsky.social

The origin of this report at least is Rick Wilson who I don't really trust to have sources in this admin

aug 29, 2025, 7:18 pm • 6 0 • view
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com

No, I'm sure this specific story is pure BS Kremlinology, but the visible facts are facts

aug 29, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social

I’d guess it’s no worse than secondhand for him, but also I don’t have the sense that he’s especially averse to inflating a story

aug 29, 2025, 7:19 pm • 16 0 • view
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Anonymous WPA Bureaucrat @charlesdeguava.bsky.social

There probably isn’t a ton of merit to this beyond “he looks like shit”, which is true. But I don’t think we should be above reckless gossip

aug 29, 2025, 7:23 pm • 6 1 • view
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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com

"He looks like shit" is literally the reason America tossed out its most recent president, so don't sell it short

aug 29, 2025, 7:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ed @ed3d.net

hold on, let him cook (the president and current administration)

aug 29, 2025, 7:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social

that is a good point and also I am immediately putting it OUT of my mind thank you

aug 29, 2025, 7:11 pm • 14 0 • view
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Patricia Wallinga 🎶⛵️🏖 @pwallinga.bsky.social

Yeah, I regret reading it while eating.

aug 29, 2025, 7:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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Gee @piggenres.bsky.social

the occams razor reason for why all these summits get planned like a week ahead of time is because this admin is logistically incompetent. but... the danger of planning something that's far out when youre in questionable health, especially if you want to hide it, is inherent.

aug 29, 2025, 7:27 pm • 5 0 • view
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Josh @thelearneddog.bsky.social

There is a greater than zero chance they try to trick us with an AI Trump at some point.

aug 29, 2025, 7:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social

I don't think the 25th amendment happens unless he is too incapacitated to do revenge. His cabinet are weasels who will only knife him in the back when they know he can't respond. He would literally have to be near catatonic for them to do it.

aug 29, 2025, 7:05 pm • 14 0 • view
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

I think JD is a true careerist and striver who would lose to RFK in a primary, since the party is just that nuts. I agree it would have to be very visible sickness or decline, though.

aug 29, 2025, 7:06 pm • 20 0 • view
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Jack Churchill's Arrow @churchillsarrow.bsky.social

Feels like he's already rotting in public if you look closely enough [ew]

aug 29, 2025, 7:08 pm • 5 0 • view
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Unsubtly @unsubtly.bsky.social

They're definitely brushing it off. They think we're overreacting. The only thing they trust is trump; they think he's everlasting.

aug 29, 2025, 9:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stockholm, like the syndrome @danskfish.bsky.social

What do people think about the bruises on the back of his hands? Is he getting some RFK crazy infusions? Why not put an IV somewhere the bruise wouldn't show?

aug 29, 2025, 7:07 pm • 3 0 • view
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

I have no idea what it is, but he always gets the Real Shit healthcare and seems to understand RFK's bit is a ruse for his base that he has an uneasy alliance with. He was saved by traditional medicine when he got COVID. I don't think he fucks around with the fake stuff. I agree it's likely an IV.

aug 29, 2025, 7:09 pm • 25 2 • view
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Steve Fartlow @stevefartlow.bsky.social

Yeah, the man’s known to be a germaphobe. Now way he’s messing with the woo bullshit.

aug 29, 2025, 7:15 pm • 0 0 • view