The media doesn’t want to bring anything up so I’ll start…. Why is that Orange demented, evil Russian asset & convicted felon ALLOWED to break the constitution , laws & precedence? Any answers Justice John Roberts?

And the GOP:

Reading this as I pull all my money from the bank and bury it in my backyard.

Yoiks!

Oh oh.

Brain surgery was most unpleasant when we relied on ye olde hammer for access. Introduction of the saw to the procedure has made things so much more...mundane.

Been through the dot.com crisis and housing, red flags everywhere. If in the market, protect now. Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpQr...

line go up!

New Icarus at new heights, nearly touches the sun.

Annnnnd it’s gone

Is it rising because Donald's dying? Lol

Yeah. My poor parents get no retirement. I understand it’s a luxury now but my dad will be 80 years old, still working and not making enough.

Our Dumb Century should be taught in schools

Funny not funny funny not funny…

Buying bonds immediately

‘Experts’ telling you to buy the 💩they’re unloading

It's not Jim Cramer's money.

Nothing more than a casino

Um, casinos have regulators.🥺🤞🏻

Free wax wings for everybody!!!

Tick Tock…

Top 10% of wealthy Americans own 95% of all stocks.

But we are the consumers and we do have some power over much of the companies revenue

What will happen if 20 AI companies are each building capacity for 10% marketshare? methodshop.com/ai-data-cent... constructionreviewonline.com/commentary/t... chipbriefing.substack.com/p/daily-xi-j...

Why stop at 10%, these guys always want it all.

That’s a great one. I think this one that came shortly after, FDRs “All is lost, we’re doomed” address to the American people was over the top hilarious.

“What could possibly go wrong 🥳??!” Meanwhile, in the sitting room of the god of hubris:

There is a massive political risk of Trump kicking the bucket that hasn't been priced in.

Opening your cranium with a saw was safer than that stock market!🤯

Good thing I don't have money.

History repeats first as a tragedy, then a farce and nowadays as the stupidest tragic farce

It's time to take out that 10 Trillion dollar loan I keep getting promotion ads for. I need to get to Too Big To Fail.

Scary, I do see the same thing and I am not an expert on anything. I wonder how much cash is sitting on the sidelines waiting for this crash?

Lol lemme get that lobo

Next up, price every day Americans out of the bonds market. Once that occurs then we have nothing left to use as credit for your country if we want to reinstate programs etc.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG NOW!!!

"Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau!" --Irving Fisher, Sept 1929 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_...

There's even the 1920's version of evtol scam, a plane in every garage says Hoover!

Everything old is new again (to the ignorant)

Less than two weeks after the crash, NYT posted a front page article being like "Thank god this crash is over and we don't have a depression"

Grim Reaper “a pussy” according to man on deathbed

Farmer says drought “not really that bad,” issuing open challenge to Vritra: “Lame ass snake doesn’t scare me none”

Oh fuck

I am intrigued by that blurb in the upper right. Prior to 1929 were there a lot of deaths in printing presses?

That one under it about the saw not the hammer is also worthy of note.

He was kind of cooking here

What could possibly go wrong? 🤷‍♂️🙄

Pencils for Sale!

So the banks and corporations are gonna cash in their chips - stop printing money - and crash the world economy. And we know what comes next -don't we? World War Three.

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Hope everyone knows this is was we are going into . A depression

Make It A TShirt:

I can’t handle another one-life-time global economy crash. As a millennial, just thinking about the possibility is…

"Even Immigrants Enjoying Measure of Comfort" sent me.

Negative g-forces ahead.

Okay but THIS time...

It's a bubble! The big money is buying the market up, taking profit, shorting for more profits, and buying it up again. Rinse, Repeat. until the bubble bursts. Once they have wrung every last middle-class dollar, these Masters of the Universe will be happy to crash it.

They will crash your 401Ks, pension funds, and will suck the profit out of everything of value that we own. They will then blame poor people, minorities and immigrants. Trump is the President of the United States of ENRON.

observationalepidemiology.blogspot.com/2025/08/whet...

With the ultra super rich buying back stock is anyone surprised. US stocks is now a Ponzi Scheme; so long as ppl buying it increases with the original stock owners making the most money.

Flight to large cap. Innovation, small caps wb crushed. So much for innovation. Thank goodness AI will do all of our jobs in the future!

What does the Bitcoin chart say though? It’s not at $1mn yet.😃📈

Yet.

Only buy, never sell.

Cmon man you gotta post the follow up

Tim...

I hope we see them fall from window on their own, without Putin being around. In Russia when a door closes a window opens.

i think i hate everything about this gif

Same. There’s not a piece of it that isn’t cringe and I know Gigachads love it. The worst.

...any plans to sell Onion-branded pencils?

They could be appropriately onionskinish.

The stock market is scarily high. Be sure not to have a significant amount of life savings in it - the inevitable correction will be very painful.

I'm convinced America has produced only one financier who understood how to invest and protect earnings. His name was Meyer Lansky.

You got me at “pre-depression “ 😒

RFK Jr. says there is no scientific proof that saws work better than hammers for brain surgery. His proof? He killed his brain worm with a shot of heroin and an American made Pittsburg 24 oz ball peen hammer.

god himself cannot crash this market

People thought the titanic was unsinkable too!

@benharris1.bsky.social per our last

Thanks for bringing my attention to this matter. 👀

Just three companies, Microsoft, Apple, and Nvidia, now account for more than 20 per cent of the S&P 500’s value. www.livemint.com/market/stock...

Just like the ocean, before a large drop is a crest…look at every recession and you will see that.

Repeat of 2008, but this time on steroids.

#MillerMuskTrumpGreatDepression2025 #Trumpression2025 www.wsws.org/en/articles/...

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And tomorrow , after all of Trump’s cronies sell their market positions within the first hour, and start shorting the market, an announcement on Trump’s health will be made public.

Looking at my stock stats, I can vouch.

What could possibly go wrong?

Six or seven years before Walter Freeman popularised the lobotomy. He used an ice pick like instrument and caused misery to people for years based on bugger all evidence. Was he related to RFK Jr? As history repeats itself at least we have something to look forward to.

TBF, this was great advice for about 24 hours.

I did an interesting exercise like a couple months ago, I asked ChatGPT to express the average of the major stock indices in ounces of value of gold at that time. I think we peaked in 1998 or something, came close in late 20-teens. Takes inflation & games & BS out completely

My recollection was pretty good chatgpt.com/share/68b640...

It’s going to crash, nobody is going to be buying shit. They have gigged that thin to death and it’s going to crash hard.

heh

When asked how he knew when to sell his stock, before the big crash of '29, J.D. Rockefeller said, "When my chauffeur started asking me for stock tips, I knew it was time to sell."

well here's where everything went wrong

I remember surgeon simulator, thrashing around with the hammer was much more efficient than any of the saws

hammer blows are a panacea

"Masters of the Universe," in Tom Wolf's phrase for the Wall Street guys who gave us the Great Recession and pretty much every other economic disaster.

LMAO at the article saying everyone gets an airplane.

"... but it might work for us."

I put all my savings into coal powered windmills

20 year olds: Should I max out my 401k. Me:

"Buy, Buy, Buy My Darling" by the Pissfits

This feels like a different kind of “Great Depression” where the entire world is depressed that Trump is president, except for a few very fucked up people who pose as Americans but vote for Felons.

In other words 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

The bigger they are, the harder they fall

I know a crash is coming, my strategy will be to simply sell my stocks before everyone else does.

A simple yet ingenious plan 👏 👏!! You could actually make a freaking fortune, not just avoid a stock market crash, by buying Put options against the S&P 500 with an expiration date a couple weeks after financial armageddon hits. It goes without saying that you know precisely when this will occur.

The one simple trick brokers hate!

OMG. Guard your cash, guys. This is going to be rough.

My brother-in-law is having a Gatsby-esque/Roaring '20s-themed wedding towards the end of this month. The timing, man...

Airplane in every garage

It going bust real soon

Can you say crash?

Five words to consider when investing: AI. Mean. Reversion. Of. Valuation. #CaveatEmptor

It is until it isn't. Then watch out.

History doesn't repeat but it often rhymes....and bubbles burst more often than not.

Markets driven by lemming investors. “It’s only a cliff! We will fly! We can swim! This is AMERICA!!!”🇺🇸🗽💯

Fun fact; Lemmings don't run off cliffs, the whole thing started when Disney Studios made a nature film and they had indigenous kids capture lemmings for a small fee and they took them and forced them into a river off a ledge and made it appear there were thousands of them and that created the myth.

"Falling Fortunes Ahead!, (sometime soonish)

Funniest book I've ever read. When ODC was published, friends of mine would try to read their favorite articles without cracking up.

Shit was fucking *wild*

Read about all this about the economics and political crap 20s and 40s, including the pro nazi crap in the late 30s. We're close to that now.