I don't understand Nate Silver's argument. I mean, the Obama coalition was built on a mild form of economic progressive-ism and a far stronger form of social progressive-ism, and those majorities were, at one time, thought to be enduring for Democrats. He thinks that's *all* fallen apart?

That's back when people still lived partially offline. We had a president who still used a Blackberry

I did not do this *just* for The Bag That Totes, but still.

I need that tote! So sorry, New Yorker. You lose.

Does it come in a discreet brown paper wrapper, like Penthouse magazine in the late 1970s?

I just subscribed purely out of spite for Nate Silver.

We all should.

I get home delivery! :)

but is the bag made from real onions?

What's up with InfoWars? Are you able to buy it?

Subscribed

How many onions does it hold?

At least 10, I would assume

Is this your EU subsidiary bsky.app/profile/thet...

I am so confused

I've been thinking about that tote bag. This was the post that put my tote bag buying impulse over the top.

What in the name of all that is holy is blueskyism? I get it that I am old and unhip but what the hell is he on about?

Terminal Twitter users being pissed they have to work to get people to pay attention to them.

I prefer my satire papers to also ward off vampires. -1

The siren call of a tote bag has claimed another victim. Me.

Legit just subscribed from Switzerland. Am over the moon that there’s a paper edition again

Just got my second paper, and I'm waiting to read it for my trip in 2 weeks so I can finish and leave it on the plane for someone else. Everyone will want to read what I'm reading since it always makes me laugh out loud.

Can current subscribers cash in on this tote bag deal? I want to impress my neighbors.

you could fit so many drugs in that

I love getting my monthly paper!!

The Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance is pretty unnerving, but the tote bag is the bomb. And a "real" paper, on newsprint and everything, too.

LOL to the dumbasses who subscribe to this offer! I got my The Onion subscription WITHOUT the stupid tote bag.

I'll bet you paid more for it AND didn't get the tote bag, which you could have given to your grandmother for Christmas, you cheapskate

Joke's on you, my grandma's been dead for fifty years! (My parents are also very dead.) My kids can get their own damn tote bags because I raised them right.

I'm tellin' ya, dude, you're a miser! 😉

You can always give it away. There’d never enough tote bags for groceries or whatnot. We have various New Yorker bags. I mean, go at it I guess.

Hell yeah, been down since day one?

What if I want a tote bag

Rock On!

Same, I like a good bio-degradable tote bag for guilt free parcel fribbling.

I can't help it if people want to suck.

What's your beef with the tote-bag?

clearly it’s jealousy

It smells like Onions and doesn't wash out.

You gotta watch the onion tote bag debate on YouTube to really understand.

What??

Oh god one of those jokes

Went looking for the tote bag video on YouTube and found this from the awesome Miriam Margolyes… Enjoy folks youtu.be/vy_v2BSst2M?...

🤣🤣🤣🤣

She is everyone’s Nanna.. Best bits (for me anyway).. “these are my knickers.. clean of course!!!” And.. “I love a strong gusset!!!”…

Oh and that pot of Nivea !!!

Yes! Ha ha ha! Yes! (Seriously though, how can I get one...?)

The tote bag is optional - so there 😛

Right??? I get sent the damned things by everyone.

Me too. And my version never needs batteries. Its charge lasts all month.

THE [scribble] ION You people have more money than sense.

I don't really want it on paper but I kind of want a tote bag to go with my npr one and new Yorker one.