I talked to Wired for A LONG time about how The Onion works now and also alluded to some very stupid, very fun things coming very soon. www.wired.com/story/uncann...
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"Guys, get this, Trump, but AI"
sep 2, 2025, 5:28 pm • 1 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Wireds pro Ai stance has been a massive blemish on otherwise decent work 😭😭😭 Some of the worst stories - including a made up LlM freelancer working for Wired - have happened in the last 6 months and it actually breaks my heart
sep 2, 2025, 4:25 pm • 21 1 • view
LLM AIs frighten me. They're palantirs, persuaders & bullshit generators, giving people garbage facts, half-assed analyses, made-up research & opinions as programmed by some SV techbro overlord with an agenda. If uncorrected, this shit gets spread exponentially & it will overwhelm us all.
sep 3, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Wait until your boss and stupid ass data scientists says that you are “going too slow” and how production features in an app that handles social security and credit card info should only take “a couple hours tops” with Ai 💀💀💀 Quit/lost my last job over Ai ethics and what the company wanted me to do
sep 3, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this tied to Trump's 2 pm announcement? Is The Onion leading a new Department of Satire?
sep 2, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 0 • view
There has been a 20% decline in unnecessary iowa location referencing in the onion since you took over and i stg if you dont mention the b-bops on fleur in des moines i will unsubscribe
sep 2, 2025, 5:16 pm • 3 0 • view
PLEASE TELL ME THIS ENTIRE ADMINISTRATION WAS AN ELABORATE STATERICAL POLITICAL LARP THAT YOU ORCHESTRATED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
sep 2, 2025, 5:17 pm • 0 0 • view
ClickHole cable news channel
sep 2, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey if you can dodge a hammer you can dodge a ball
sep 2, 2025, 4:35 pm • 10 0 • view
Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
sep 2, 2025, 4:57 pm • 3 0 • view
i recently learned that is in fact not sterile
sep 2, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
I won't ask how you learned that.
sep 2, 2025, 4:58 pm • 2 0 • view
Well. I’m a vet nurse. When the vets want a maximally sterile urine sample, they stick a needle directly into the bladder (guided by ultrasound) and draw some out that way. Bc urine gets more or less contaminated passing through the urethra, across a bit of skin, etc. 😬
sep 2, 2025, 5:12 pm • 7 0 • view
I was just being funny, but I appreciate you taking the time to explain that!
sep 2, 2025, 5:17 pm • 7 0 • view
Anyway… Every time someone claims urine is non-disgusting bc it’s ”sterile”, I wonder (or ask) if they would eat a spoonful o’ shit that had been boiled to sterility 😜
sep 3, 2025, 10:47 am • 1 0 • view
SCIENCE!
sep 2, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Well, yeah, but if it's my own urine, all those contaminants were already part of me. And if it's the horse's urine, they're flavor additives.
sep 2, 2025, 7:32 pm • 2 0 • view
The fact that the animal you went straight to was "horse" is making me lol
sep 2, 2025, 7:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Good stuff. Very curious about the archiving project! I'm sure the focus is on print first, but also the website mirroring of those print issues needs a lot of work. Anyways, take your time, it's a lot to be publisher *or* archivist, much less both.
sep 2, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Totes?
sep 2, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Local Man Thinks Hammers Are For Throwing
sep 2, 2025, 5:22 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/oXOQk69lGq4?...
sep 2, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
By the way, I just ordered your "Kitten Thinks of Murder" tote bag for a friend who recently adopted a kitten from the animal shelter.
sep 2, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Do we get the hammers donated to us? Have to line up, or?
sep 2, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
guess you could have said 2 weeks
sep 3, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
You overwork your employees? In this economy? 😟
sep 2, 2025, 5:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Onion games section?
sep 2, 2025, 4:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Ok, why do your writers have hammers?
sep 2, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
looking forward to it
sep 2, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
🔨💨
sep 2, 2025, 4:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you for buying it. I was legit worried it was about to perish.
sep 2, 2025, 5:47 pm • 0 0 • view
I work in product development and we have a customer like you, in between curses we openly question whether they even understand how time works.
sep 2, 2025, 5:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Local CEO Invites Readers to Kill Him With Hammers (For Real This Time)
sep 2, 2025, 4:30 pm • 44 0 • view
The Funion
sep 2, 2025, 4:29 pm • 2 0 • view
New government dropping end of August
sep 2, 2025, 4:24 pm • 6 0 • view
I worry the bullshit from Wired's last article w Taylor makes this less appealing to so many, while it is way more valuable
sep 2, 2025, 4:56 pm • 1 0 • view
Planning the "Hitler Dead" full page story is one thing, calling out the dates? That's ballsy.
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sep 2, 2025, 6:29 pm • 5 0 • view
"You can tell Tim Onion is the one good CEO because he actively tells his employees to hit him with hammers" :P
sep 2, 2025, 4:59 pm • 3 0 • view
sep 2, 2025, 10:25 pm • 0 0 • view
So you peeled back some layers
sep 2, 2025, 6:51 pm • 2 0 • view
InfoPeace?
sep 2, 2025, 4:47 pm • 0 0 • view
with a bunch of ads telling you the health supplements you really need are the parodies we made along the way
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