Now THAT's an advertisement.
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Is it because I called you a sex pervert, Ben? It's because of the sex pervert thing I bet.
sep 2, 2025, 10:09 pm • 10 0 • view
sep 3, 2025, 12:01 am • 1 0 • view
Noted sex pervert and columnist? I had NO idea
sep 2, 2025, 9:29 pm • 2 0 • view
"Get 20% off home delivery by entering the code PERVERT25".
sep 2, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
might want to reread that bit
sep 2, 2025, 10:58 pm • 1 0 • view
💀
sep 2, 2025, 11:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Helluva thread!
sep 2, 2025, 9:40 pm • 5 0 • view
You need to publish Loop Day as a satiric lit novel send-up of Trump under an Onion imprint. Or maybe Scallion. Scallion Books. Paper or electronic. fictiongutted.substack.com/p/loop-day-t...
sep 3, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m personally more a fan of “if they don’t have books, don’t fuck em” here, but: BUY PHYSICAL COPIES OF THE ONION TO STICK IT TO FASCISTS.
sep 3, 2025, 3:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Sold!
sep 2, 2025, 11:37 pm • 0 0 • view
In surprising news: my high schooler and 5th grader love it too. 🤷♂️📰
sep 2, 2025, 11:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Looks like a tagline to me.
sep 3, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Is it wrong that every time I read one of the ads in @theonion.com, or think about the fact that you have your own ad agency, all I can picture is
sep 2, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Getting my onion in the mail is a bright little light in these troubled times. Laughing at the bastards gives me strength to not give up and to not look away.
sep 2, 2025, 10:08 pm • 2 0 • view
just subscribed today, my friend!
sep 3, 2025, 12:00 am • 2 0 • view