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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social

Happy Monday!

sep 8, 2025, 2:50 pm • 1,559 140

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James O'Flynn @jamesoflynn.bsky.social

Do they not have any form of protection?

sep 8, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social

Iron Nuts McGinty is only calling strikes cause he's out of balls.

sep 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 41 0 • view
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Regina Dovely @greenwitchpierogi.bsky.social

Zing!

sep 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott Hutcheson @scott-hutcheson.bsky.social

sep 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 2 0 • view
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fuzzybad.bsky.social @fuzzybad.bsky.social

"I shoulda yelled two!"

sep 8, 2025, 6:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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mikelochness.bsky.social @mikelochness.bsky.social

Three strikes and OUT!!

sep 8, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tim @tpm11.bsky.social

By the third time he was done

sep 8, 2025, 5:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social

Making a good case for wearing a cup there.

sep 8, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Annette Shaffer🇨🇦😷 @misskachoob.bsky.social

Best laugh all day!

sep 8, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bensmom33 @bensmom33.bsky.social

sep 8, 2025, 2:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tommy Woo @aatomwoo.bsky.social

Who's that umpire, Lt. Frank Drebin?

sep 8, 2025, 3:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kiki Molloy @kikimolloy.bsky.social

The absolute ambivalence on the part of the players puts me over the edge...catcher walks away from the ump's prostrate body and seizes the opportunity to discuss pitch count.

sep 8, 2025, 5:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social

"This. This is cinema." -Martin Scorsese

sep 8, 2025, 2:54 pm • 51 1 • view
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Paul Lee @paulytheism.bsky.social

Dude must break into a cold sweat every time he sees a foul ball now

sep 8, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bill Sandweg @notbillsandweg.bsky.social

Cups still work, though.

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sep 8, 2025, 4:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tom Graham 🫘 @tulseluper.bsky.social

“This. This is the human condition.” - Werner Herzog.

sep 8, 2025, 3:29 pm • 13 0 • view
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Whistling Batter @whistlingbatter.bsky.social

2025 Oww My Balls is real

sep 8, 2025, 3:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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will, from wrestling @itswilltime.bsky.social

Homer Simpson saying “FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN HAD A FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN.”
sep 8, 2025, 3:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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gdad213.bsky.social @gdad213.bsky.social

Yikes. I feel bad for the guy. He's out there, literally busting his balls for those kids.

sep 8, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dave Lee @davelee.me

sep 8, 2025, 2:55 pm • 9 0 • view
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JustThePrincess @justtheprincess.bsky.social

😂 Ouch high and inside! Bet he called a ball in a higher pitch than normal. Ok I’m done being punny. Resume with your day.

sep 8, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jenn Of Ark @jennofark.bsky.social

That's the dude from Ow My Balls.

sep 8, 2025, 5:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Steven H. Maines™ @stevenmaines.bsky.social

Oh. My.

sep 8, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Police Gazette @policegazette.bsky.social

Couldn't tell, were a couple of those passed balls? Umpires have to put a lot of trust in the catcher that they won't miss!

sep 8, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mark Paleologopoulos @markpaleo.bsky.social

Three strikes and you're sterile!

sep 8, 2025, 3:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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WrestlingTerp 🍺🇵🇹 🇺🇸 🇱🇹 @wrestlingterp.bsky.social

Reminds me of Scott Sterling.... youtu.be/GDMkcpVvo7Y?...

sep 8, 2025, 3:35 pm • 6 0 • view
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KJT🦕 @realkjt.bsky.social

Now that’s what I call… Foul balls.

sep 9, 2025, 10:18 am • 0 0 • view
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daffodyl @armadyllo.bsky.social

Thanks man i needed this

sep 8, 2025, 3:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Otis DeSoto @otisdesoto.bsky.social

metaphor for a liberal reading the news every morning

sep 8, 2025, 2:55 pm • 8 0 • view
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Gritty City Sounder @ozzimo.bsky.social

I do it for the kids... well, not my kids, obviously

sep 8, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Elim Garak @elimgarak240b.bsky.social

Jesus

sep 8, 2025, 3:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Greg Macek @gmacek.bsky.social

Would have done numbers on America's Funniest Home Videos back in the day

sep 8, 2025, 4:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jay W @jaydeedouble.bsky.social

What its like having Chuck Schumer as Minority Leader...

sep 8, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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American Heathen® RESIST @americanheathen.bsky.social

Ummmm... As a former LL ump... I'd suggest wearing a cup?

sep 8, 2025, 3:01 pm • 2 0 • view
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eyrieowl @eyrieowl.bsky.social

Really sounds like he is. I think the last sound would be a bit more of a "thud" than a "thunk" if he weren't. But I would totally buy that his cup is perhaps not fitted very well to his body and improvements could surely be made...

sep 9, 2025, 6:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bullix @bullix.bsky.social

I say the same thing now as I said when I played lacrosse in high school; I can’t feel tooooo sorry for you when you know there’s gonna be projectiles flying and you choose not to wear a cup. That’ll be its own punishment, as we have just seen 🤣🤣🤣

sep 8, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 1 • view
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Bullix @bullix.bsky.social

I am informed that it is common for cups to not be sufficient to the task of umpiring. Which begs a few safety questions, and also I believe it calls for the return of comically cheap metal cod pieces lol

sep 8, 2025, 7:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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American Heathen® RESIST @americanheathen.bsky.social

When I was a LL plate ump, I wore one. I took a few and it did the job. The little fellas survived.

sep 8, 2025, 7:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bullix @bullix.bsky.social

That’s what I was thinking.

sep 8, 2025, 7:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gloomy Gus @gloomygus.bsky.social

Oww, my balls!

sep 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 10 0 • view
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Jeni Bufford @jcmcbuff.bsky.social

I shouldn’t think that’s funny. 😆

sep 8, 2025, 2:51 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sean Wardwell @wardwellian.bsky.social

sep 8, 2025, 2:57 pm • 8 0 • view
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Kelley @11kelleyk.bsky.social

When it keeps happening, you know it’s fate. Time to retire.

sep 8, 2025, 5:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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David Slider @dcslider.bsky.social

Nut shots are always funny.

sep 8, 2025, 3:45 pm • 1 0 • view
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Estéfano Souza @estefano-souza.bsky.social

The last one... 💀

sep 8, 2025, 3:07 pm • 1 0 • view
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**RISE UP** @eyerollassassin.bsky.social

He made it. He’s ready for the big leagues.

sep 8, 2025, 2:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Panda @friendpanda.bsky.social

Great. Now he’s forced to be a softball ump. 😎

sep 8, 2025, 2:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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opsco.bsky.social @opsco.bsky.social

No cup? What a fucking idiot.

sep 8, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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Randy N. @nieds54.bsky.social

Not worth whatever he's getting paid. Ouch is an understatement!

sep 8, 2025, 3:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lance Burgess @wvlance.bsky.social

Top of the 2nd, bottom of the 2nd, top of the 4th . . . this man still had 5 innings left to call 😭💀

sep 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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JT - I'm not arguing with you @zagblackice.bsky.social

That's a Walk, to the ER...

sep 8, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Calgary_Buffalo @calgarybuffalo.bsky.social

The catcher was his son.

sep 8, 2025, 11:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mary @marebear33.bsky.social

I love that all the men run to go check on him😂

sep 8, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Scott Hollis @scotthollis.bsky.social

I sense there’s a metaphor here..,

sep 8, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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IAmNotAnneFrank @sikomore.bsky.social

His new name is nut cracker.

sep 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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mlodik.bsky.social @mlodik.bsky.social

Stop, stop, he's already dead! He's already dead....

sep 8, 2025, 2:53 pm • 9 0 • view
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social

give that man the $10,000
sep 8, 2025, 2:53 pm • 60 0 • view
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Irina C. @swordladym.bsky.social

OMG! 😑

sep 8, 2025, 3:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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pNak 🇨🇦 🃏 @pnak3000.bsky.social

That’s nuts!

sep 8, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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lostcanadian14.bsky.social @lostcanadian14.bsky.social

Unwavering commitment

sep 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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aviationandfood.bsky.social @aviationandfood.bsky.social

Definitely a metaphor for America right now… except the petulant children are aiming for the adult’s junk.

sep 8, 2025, 4:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sizikins @sizikins.bsky.social

One more time and the umpire gets to walk a base.

sep 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Macdonald @macdonald286.bsky.social

Hilarious 🤣 Best laugh in days.

sep 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 0 0 • view
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Straight Outta Yankton @somehooplehead.bsky.social

Count's full.

sep 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gabe Burgess @gabeburgess.bsky.social

I used to play catcher in little league, any ump I thought was being an ass, I let a few balls get through.

sep 8, 2025, 3:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social

The Simpsons predicted everything, man.

Hans Moleman after being hit in the groin with a football.
sep 8, 2025, 2:56 pm • 32 0 • view
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heyaintthat.bsky.social @heyaintthat.bsky.social

I know it's not important, but why is there a score bug thing for a little league game.

sep 8, 2025, 5:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ed Kane 🇺🇦 @3dkan3.bsky.social

Hope he didn't want kids... The count: 0 balls, 3 strikes..

sep 8, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
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JeffMarx @jeffmarx.bsky.social

Whaddaya think about a man with one ball? Does he have two strikes against him?

sep 8, 2025, 11:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Ed Kane 🇺🇦 @3dkan3.bsky.social

Better ask that umpire.

sep 8, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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clintonswemmer.bsky.social @clintonswemmer.bsky.social

3 strikes and he was out.

sep 8, 2025, 3:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jay @holypuppychow.bsky.social

Ah look, it’s like reading the news headlines atm. 😂

sep 8, 2025, 7:01 pm • 0 0 • view
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EveryLittleThing @daniodile.bsky.social

I'm just wondering what exactly he did to piss off the universe.

sep 8, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™ @cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social

god to him: I can keep this up all night

sep 8, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Brian Box Brown @boxbrown.bsky.social

ive seen enough give him the $10,000

sep 8, 2025, 2:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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alt-dea @alt-dea.altgov.info

😂

sep 8, 2025, 4:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Milk & Egg Prices @lifeonlifesterms.bsky.social

The Scott Sterling of LL Baseball - wow

sep 8, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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M. @mgsjr.bsky.social

He's out.

sep 8, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matthew A. @matthewa128.bsky.social

I almost killed an ump with a foul ball once 😂. Right in the face mask

sep 8, 2025, 3:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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spacemtn.bsky.social @spacemtn.bsky.social

😂 probably never bring himself to calling a “ball” ever again…

sep 8, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jonman🎃💀👻 @jonnyjonman.bsky.social

you would think that my guy would wear a cup after the first time

sep 8, 2025, 2:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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xgemina.bsky.social @xgemina.bsky.social

Ump's gonna need a bigger cup. Or invest in a proper fauld.

sep 8, 2025, 3:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™ @cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social

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sep 8, 2025, 3:12 pm • 4 0 • view
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teabelly @teabelly.bsky.social

If someone flicked Trump it would be hilarious.

sep 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Johnny Rocket - In my world it’s always time to rock it @hemster1960.bsky.social

That ump must be nuts about baseball.

sep 8, 2025, 4:26 pm • 0 0 • view
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Fritti Tailchaser @frittitailchaser.bsky.social

My husband used to do umpiring in little league. Ended up having to go to the ER after one of the clips to the nuts thru a cup made him see stars and vomit.

sep 8, 2025, 2:52 pm • 8 0 • view
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Bullix @bullix.bsky.social

sep 8, 2025, 3:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stable-ish genius @lablawz.bsky.social

The $50 ain’t worth it

sep 8, 2025, 2:51 pm • 16 0 • view
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CRUISE SHIP DRUMMER!™ @cruiseshipdrummer.bsky.social

idk it could be a kink at this point I think he did that

sep 8, 2025, 3:13 pm • 6 0 • view
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B.A. Baracus @ba--baracus.bsky.social

Funniest home videos made a 20 year show out of this humor. Never gets old.

sep 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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joshuak08.bsky.social @joshuak08.bsky.social

So this is what Scott Sterling did post college

sep 8, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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JC in Rothesay 🇨🇦 @jc-in-rothesay.bsky.social

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sep 8, 2025, 3:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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noabide.bsky.social @noabide.bsky.social

Sub in the Michelin Man.

sep 8, 2025, 3:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mike Gallinari, Pentagon Psyop @weigard.bsky.social

SCOTT STERLING!

sep 8, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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eye0n.bsky.social @eye0n.bsky.social

YER O. U. T.

sep 8, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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unregistered goosecam 2 @goose.cam

can we all chip in and get this guy a gift basket or something

sep 8, 2025, 3:13 pm • 0 0 • view
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Christopher Ramsay 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻🇬🇱 @iotechris.bsky.social

The Naked Gun...

sep 8, 2025, 6:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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NLorenz - Artist, Writer. CutieCats COMMS OPEN! @napalmnacey.bsky.social

It’s good to see the spirit of America’s Funniest Home Videos live on.

sep 8, 2025, 2:55 pm • 7 0 • view
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Wednesday Mood @wednesday24.bsky.social

It's happening to the wrong person to make it happy.. I'll just imagine it's the orange man to make it better.

sep 8, 2025, 2:55 pm • 4 0 • view
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Pix @pixiesherry.bsky.social

ump needed a cup check, he got 3

sep 8, 2025, 7:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Protest 🇺🇦 🇮🇪 @kenl2002.bsky.social

Please tell me that's Angel Hernandez...

sep 9, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view