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CtrlTXquilter @ctrltxquilting.bsky.social

No amount of botox will make his forehead smaller, his eyes larger to be in proportion to his face, or get rid of his pointy chin.

jan 5, 2025, 2:01 pm • 20 0

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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social

Perhaps Lauren Boebert could recommend a plastic surgeon to make it worse.

jan 5, 2025, 3:00 pm • 20 0 • view
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Joe | Starcaller @lymebomb.bsky.social

Lauren Boebert would probably just jerk him off in public to make him feel better about it.

jan 5, 2025, 5:16 pm • 8 0 • view
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Helmut Stark @helmutstark.bsky.social

he might refuse... she is too old

jan 5, 2025, 9:18 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joe | Starcaller @lymebomb.bsky.social

Very true.

jan 5, 2025, 9:50 pm • 2 0 • view
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LizzyRolfe @lizzyrolfe.bsky.social

I think they get their eyebrows done by the same fat Sharpie.

jan 7, 2025, 10:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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peggypotpie.bsky.social @peggypotpie.bsky.social

jan 5, 2025, 3:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Yogi 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @bigskynorth.bsky.social

🤣

jan 5, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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░C░A░D░C░O░W░ @cadcow.bsky.social

I thought he was a weird Max Headroom devotee The sort that make themselves look like their idol

jan 6, 2025, 5:16 am • 2 0 • view
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CtrlTXquilter @ctrltxquilting.bsky.social

As a Max Headroom devotee myself, I both understand and am insulted.

jan 6, 2025, 2:20 pm • 1 0 • view