When our daughter got to high school, she decided she didn’t like her name and picked a better one for herself, and I think that’s awesome. There’s a perfectly viable *even better* solution, nobody has to accept the name they were given as an infant!

I think the mother’s gripe is “why doesn’t the world treat me and my family like I’m Gwyneth Paltrow”

Well, one thing you can say about "Crumpets" is you'd be hard-pressed to find somebody who considered it too formal