Look, it's really important that Flitwick is little and that Dean Thomas is black. The guy who obsesses over his ancestry and racial purity, eh, who is to say?
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ok this made me think and I'm ready to throw in my lot with the new adaptation on the condition that they make the Malfoys ehhh very Italian
sep 1, 2025, 2:32 pm • 15 0 • view
nothing-a says in the books-a that-a the Malfoys cannot-a be Italian
sep 1, 2025, 2:32 pm • 11 0 • view
Dobby is Dutch
sep 1, 2025, 2:33 pm • 4 0 • view
fuck it we ball: Snape is Balkan now
sep 1, 2025, 2:34 pm • 6 0 • view
He ruined his life by calling the girl he had a crush on a slur so this tracks.
sep 1, 2025, 3:16 pm • 1 0 • view
neville is punjabi now
sep 1, 2025, 2:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Malfoy being a Norman-aristocrat coded name is a nice bit of class subtlety in the books tbh
sep 1, 2025, 2:33 pm • 15 0 • view
Would watch. By which I mean "stream illegally", I'm not paying for that nonsense.
sep 1, 2025, 2:41 pm • 2 0 • view