Of course that goes back to the thing which is compelling and funny about this project, which it essentially runs on the Disco Stu logic of 'every extra minute of Harry Potter makes us more money!'
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I remember reading somewhere that one of the chief tensions in the Star Wars IP is that 'Lightsabers are the best-selling toy, we need more' and 'there was a genocide in our plotline of people that owned lightsabers'.
sep 1, 2025, 2:47 pm • 35 0 • view
In 1983 we knew there were between 1-2 Jedi left depending on what you thought might happen to Leia. In 2005 we found out what happened to the others. From 2013 onwards there are hundreds of the bastards, you trip over a Jedi in every one-bantha desert town
sep 2, 2025, 12:35 am • 2 0 • view
”The Jedi were a jaded, atrophied, myopic institution that utterly failed to defend the republic against the rise of evil. Doesn’t that sound like a great Halloween costume, Timmy?“
sep 1, 2025, 2:52 pm • 18 0 • view
They were none of those things. They lost, but that doesn't mean they had it coming.
sep 1, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Also available: Franz Von Papen, ages 5+
sep 1, 2025, 2:54 pm • 12 0 • view
I read the headline as "Warwick Davis not about to pass up a check."
sep 1, 2025, 2:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Sure, it's great business for the actors, the designers, for basically everyone who gets paid upfront. It's bad business for WB-HBO.
sep 1, 2025, 2:51 pm • 7 0 • view
I'm down with that.
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