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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

Right let's get to the bottom of this. Biologist group together organisms in things called clades. A clade is a family of organisms that share a common ancestor and all of its descendants. So mammals are a clade. This is vital in understanding evolution.

aug 26, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0

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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

So to say that platypus is a bird is wrong as platypuses are not members of the clade we call birds. Birds belong to the clade we call dinosaurs. That is why we can say birds are a type of dinosaur. But playtpuses are direct descendants of fish and belong to a fish clade, Along with dolphins,...

aug 26, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

... frogs and field shrews. A human is more closely related to a brown trout in this clade that a trout is related to a white shark. Humans and platypuses are fish. But they are not birds.

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aug 26, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social

And it's your contention that therefore, mammals are fish?

aug 26, 2025, 9:24 pm • 20 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

From a cladistics point of view - yes, mammals are a type of fish.

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aug 26, 2025, 9:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dr Audrey Glover @draudreyglover.bsky.social

It shows that if you go back far enough you can find a last common ancestor, to hominids, that is “a fish”, but does not mean humans are “a type of fish”.

aug 26, 2025, 10:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

In cladistic classification it means exactly that.

aug 26, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr Audrey Glover @draudreyglover.bsky.social

No, it means we can go back to a “last common ancestor” that was a fish, cladistics does not mean humans “are fish”. There is a difference between being a “thing” and having a very very distant ancestors that was “a thing”

aug 26, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

Audrey. You do not know what you are talking about. A clade is precisely defines as a group that is composed of a common ancestor and all of its descendants. That means the clade of fish includes humans as descended from a common fish ancestor.

aug 26, 2025, 10:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr Audrey Glover @draudreyglover.bsky.social

You admitted that they descended from a common “fish ancestor” but that does not make humans “fish” all it indicates is that they come from common fish ancestor. You seem to fail understand the reason cladistics developed, to get away from the historical “looks like” taxonomy process

aug 26, 2025, 10:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

This is tiring. A clade is a group of organisms that is composed of a common ancestor and all of its descendants., I have never mentioned "looks alike". The fish clade must contain all descendants - including humans. If it excludes humans it is not a fish clade anymore.

aug 26, 2025, 10:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rich Seviora @richs.bsky.social

Kinda feels like the words “type of” and “fish” are being used in ways that don’t match up to colloquial English and that’s about as useful as saying “microcomputer” when referring to a laptop.

aug 26, 2025, 9:55 pm • 5 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

Yes. Science often describes things that do not match colloquial and folk descriptions.

aug 26, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social

Clades deal with relationships. They do not imply type-of. If they did, then every single vertebrate could be considered a type of fish. An ontology that describes giraffes and birds and frogs under "type of fish" conveys no useful information, except the ignorance of the person who uses it.

aug 26, 2025, 11:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social

Along with literally every single other terrestrial vertebrate. Stop being a dingus.

aug 26, 2025, 9:55 pm • 22 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

Indeed. My point entirely.

aug 26, 2025, 9:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social

My guy, speaking as someone who used to do phylogenetic analysis, you might think you are clever, but you're operating at a ChatGPT level of understanding, and being an obnoxious little turd in the process. Do you have a point other than that?

aug 26, 2025, 10:03 pm • 5 0 • view
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social

You know the answer.

aug 26, 2025, 10:04 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Questionable Authority @questauthority.bsky.social

Yeah, but it's my lunch break, and it's hot enough to make going outside unpleasant. Let me enjoy the enrichment that's been tossed into my enclosure.

aug 26, 2025, 10:05 pm • 7 0 • view
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social

Fair.

aug 26, 2025, 10:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steve Smith @edmlawyersteve.bsky.social

“I have cleverly redefined a term to make it all-inclusive, therefore your argument is invalid. I am very learned.”

aug 26, 2025, 10:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

The clade of fish is not all inclusive. It does not contain spiders, clams, oak trees, bumble bees and strawberry bushes.

aug 26, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve Smith @edmlawyersteve.bsky.social

You haven’t responded to the “stop being a dingus” part of his post (except, I suppose, that you’ve communicated a refusal).

aug 26, 2025, 10:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

I shall treat what you say as instructed and assume you have no credibility here.

aug 26, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Steve Smith @edmlawyersteve.bsky.social

(Dinguses are fish.)

aug 26, 2025, 9:56 pm • 12 0 • view
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Jake @stuffjakelikes.ca

There's actually a very good joke argument to be made that mammals are fish, in order to make a point about the challenges of applying scientific taxonomy to plain language animal categories. It's... interesting that someone has found that argument and seemingly missed both the joke and the point.

aug 26, 2025, 10:14 pm • 8 0 • view
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Steve Smith @edmlawyersteve.bsky.social

Summed up well elsewhere in the thread by this guy, I think.

aug 26, 2025, 10:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Steve Smith @edmlawyersteve.bsky.social

“It is basically impossible to set bright lines creating clearly defined biological categories. This fact could not possibly have any application to questions of sex and gender.”

aug 26, 2025, 10:18 pm • 7 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

We can do so with gamete types and the sexes.

aug 26, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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Will "scifantasy" Frank @scifantasy.bsky.social

(Dingi?)

aug 26, 2025, 9:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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saltytempest.bsky.social @saltytempest.bsky.social

Dingodes?

aug 26, 2025, 10:02 pm • 4 0 • view
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social

Yeah, except basically nobody actually considers “fish” to be a clade, because it’s a paraphyletic group.

aug 26, 2025, 10:46 pm • 4 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

You can define fish as both a clade and a paraphyletic group. The problem with the latter is you have to make some subjective choices as to where you start your exclusions.

aug 26, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social

You can define fish as all woody trees, it doesn’t make you correct. “Fish” as a term long predates cladistics and it has an established meaning that doesn’t track a cladistic grouping.

aug 26, 2025, 10:59 pm • 4 0 • view
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Snort me hearties @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

Couldn't you also say that because X and Y share a clade that doesn't make X=Y ?

aug 26, 2025, 11:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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alarmist morisette @technicalsquirrel.bsky.social

Phrased a different way, clades deal with comes-from. Grades deal with type-of. But don't give the pseudoscientific doofus any credit for knowing clades. His definition of dolphins as fish suggests he's using pre-Enlightenment grades, not clades.

aug 26, 2025, 11:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Snort me hearties @snrtmahtnt.bsky.social

God granted me the good sense to know when I'm toeing up to the Dunning Kruger line.

aug 26, 2025, 11:47 pm • 1 0 • view
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Whey Standard @wheystandard.bsky.social

You could, but the larger issue is that fishes just don’t form a clade. They’re not a group consisting of a common ancestor and all of its descendants. Never have been.

aug 26, 2025, 11:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social

OK. What's the phenotype for a "female" of this clade?

aug 26, 2025, 9:32 pm • 18 0 • view
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Gojira1000 @gojira1000.bsky.social

Speaking as a clade nerd - all vertebrates are, technically, lobe-finned fish. But someone conflating cladistics with sexual phenotypes is past apples and oranges and off into toasters and sequoias.

aug 26, 2025, 10:45 pm • 5 0 • view
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quackometer.bsky.social @quackometer.bsky.social

How have I "conflated cladistics with sexual phenotypes"????

aug 26, 2025, 10:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Peterson @realchrispeterson.bsky.social

I didn't know there were sovereign biologists.

aug 26, 2025, 9:35 pm • 50 3 • view
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Dell Adams @dell-adams.bsky.social

Gotta look for the gold fringe on the genome

aug 26, 2025, 10:13 pm • 6 0 • view
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Cantard Running for US Texas District 21 @cantard.bsky.social

I regret I read as much as I did of this thread to understand the joke.

aug 26, 2025, 10:25 pm • 5 0 • view
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Joséphine Altzman ✡️ יוספה בתיה @josiebrenda.bsky.social

Admiralty double helixes?

aug 26, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chris Peterson @realchrispeterson.bsky.social

Really something, huh?

aug 26, 2025, 11:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Sagittarius A* @sagastar.bsky.social

im wondering how this....non-standard....classification system is useful when it produces results like "mammals are a type of fish"

aug 26, 2025, 9:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dell Adams @dell-adams.bsky.social

aug 26, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob the Blue Mage @thebluemage.bsky.social

Has anyone tormented @questauthority.bsky.social with this yet?

aug 26, 2025, 9:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Brian Kemper @bwkemper.bsky.social

The line about a platypus being a bird was an obvious joke, Lenny. FFS man.

aug 26, 2025, 9:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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Gorgon Zola @bobbryan2.bsky.social

No. This is nonsense

aug 26, 2025, 10:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rich Seviora @richs.bsky.social

Isn’t Olfactores the clade that both humans and fish belong to

aug 26, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view