he told the audience, “One of the things we’re going to be redoing is your parks. I’m very good with grass. I have a lot of golf courses all over the place. I probably know more about grass than any person anywhere in the world.”
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If he’s so smart, he’d realize how dumb he actually is
aug 24, 2025, 9:46 pm • 0 0 • view
No well-balanced, mature adult pulls deranged faces like this thumbnail photo. WTAF.
aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 5 0 • view
If only someone could show Trump how pathetic & ridiculous he sounds... but no, anyone in a position to do so is too busy bending the knee...
aug 24, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
As much as I dislike this walking felony that’s not what he said. He just wandered around that dementia riddled brain to a place he felt he was the unquestioned authority. Grass. He just talked about replacement of the turf. Which if you have been on the mall you know is crappy in parts. So (1)
aug 24, 2025, 2:41 pm • 3 0 • view
The headline is BS. There is enough real shit about him to be enraged about without BS. Simply do the headline like “Sick old man wanders around parks complaining of grass while still not releasing the Epstein tapes. “ Simple and factual.
aug 24, 2025, 2:41 pm • 4 0 • view
I know on Bluesky the heart is an acknowledgement, but I can NOT "heart" this one. Trump's plans are repulsive. Destroying our National Parks is so heartbreaking.
aug 24, 2025, 4:20 pm • 0 1 • view
😳😭So goddamn embarrassing!
aug 24, 2025, 2:23 pm • 94 0 • view
Not everybody.
aug 25, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
He couldn't be the groundskeeper for the local Little League.
aug 24, 2025, 2:42 pm • 6 0 • view
The man has dementia
aug 24, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG...send him in a padded cell
aug 24, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Is this photo the real guy and the one we see in those photo ops is a body double? That’s my story; I’m sticking to it.
aug 24, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
A helicopter with some sort of boom attached to its nosespent most of a day flying back and forth over our mountain valley. It was for a USGS geology assessment. I have a bad feeling about it.
aug 24, 2025, 2:31 pm • 7 0 • view
He's going to mine every park he can.
aug 24, 2025, 6:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Trust that feeling.
aug 24, 2025, 3:01 pm • 2 0 • view
They are already turning mountains in the cascades, into rock quarries.
aug 30, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
HE’S NOT PLANNING TO LEAVE, FOLKS. Until he dies.
aug 24, 2025, 4:07 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 7:06 pm • 0 0 • view
There are turfgrass science programs at Penn State, Texas A&M, and the University of Nebraska at Lincoln (among others), all of which feature credentialed experts. Maybe they know something, too
aug 24, 2025, 8:34 pm • 0 0 • view
All he knows about grass is that ir is green and if it's not green enough, you spray paint it
aug 24, 2025, 2:20 pm • 14 0 • view
aug 24, 2025, 5:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Groceries lower and Epstein first!
aug 24, 2025, 10:57 pm • 2 1 • view
aug 24, 2025, 7:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Just when I think, "this is as much as I can hate someone" he opens his fucking mouth and spews MORE shit and wow, I hate him more.
aug 24, 2025, 3:29 pm • 1 0 • view
🤯🤬👿
aug 24, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
I think these guys know more about grass than the man who paved the rose garden.
aug 24, 2025, 8:53 pm • 4 1 • view
Ask him to become the lawn keeper then.
aug 25, 2025, 1:41 pm • 1 0 • view
He knows more about being an ASS than any person anywhere in the world.
aug 24, 2025, 3:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Really!? He’s “good with grass”? Ivana Trump’s grave says otherwise
aug 24, 2025, 2:20 pm • 12 0 • view
We could convert him to an ex-president. Although I would prefer to pave him over or just plant him deep.
aug 24, 2025, 2:30 pm • 0 0 • view
Will someone just get rid of him
aug 24, 2025, 2:37 pm • 0 0 • view
"I’m very good with grass. I have a lot of golf courses all over the place. I probably know more about grass than any person anywhere in the world.” My God - is there no limit to what this man knows and can do! (Please note, this is sarcasm.)
aug 24, 2025, 2:31 pm • 5 0 • view
😉
aug 24, 2025, 2:33 pm • 3 0 • view
The sheer stupidity.
aug 24, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
If that's the case, Donald, why don't you snuggle right underneath some?
aug 24, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Insanity with dementia
aug 24, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Well he does believe that he has superior level knowledge "that water is wet" . . . so of course him believing he is the world's authority on grass is not a leap. "Trump calls Florence 'one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water" abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...
aug 24, 2025, 5:47 pm • 3 1 • view
Make it stop
aug 24, 2025, 6:11 pm • 2 0 • view
This is the true megalomaniac at work - he knows a bit about grass so turns that into being the world’s leading expert on grass. A perverted brain like that shouldn’t be in a position of power.
aug 24, 2025, 2:31 pm • 15 0 • view
I didn’t see where he said he was going to turn parks on not golf courses.
aug 24, 2025, 2:26 pm • 1 0 • view
JFC!!!!! NO! Just, fucking NO!!!! These mf'rs are out of control!!!
aug 24, 2025, 8:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Ummm… they are National Parks so ALL of the nation can enjoy them, not just the privileged elitist golfers!!!!
aug 24, 2025, 4:34 pm • 1 1 • view
aug 24, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
No!! 😱🤬 F**k Trump! #LoserTrump #CrazyTrump
aug 24, 2025, 3:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Clearly he's been smoking more of it than anyone.
aug 24, 2025, 5:28 pm • 0 1 • view
That might actually improve his personality.
aug 24, 2025, 6:42 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd like to see him 6️⃣👣 under some grass.
aug 24, 2025, 6:57 pm • 3 1 • view
I ate a banana for breakfast this morning. So, I probably know more about bananas than any person anywhere in the world.
aug 24, 2025, 2:28 pm • 1 0 • view
God, I wish he'd just drop dead already.
aug 24, 2025, 2:28 pm • 2 0 • view
how embarrassing.
aug 24, 2025, 3:50 pm • 1 0 • view
What a toad. He has zero affiliation with nature or how anything in nature works to keep our planet in some sort of balance ,while humans screw it over, He's so ignorant, it's astounding that even MAGAts go along with it
aug 25, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
Just No! Some of us like the nature of things. Many of us hate golf!
aug 24, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Lawn grasses are not all there is to grass. In fact most lawn grasses this moron thinks he's an expert on--that is, manicured lawn grasses used on golf courses--are non-native and generally considered by most biologists as ecological deserts. Keep the REAL grasses already preserved in nat. parks!
aug 24, 2025, 8:09 pm • 1 0 • view
I doubt he even knows what a real grassland is. He probably thinks bison eat St. Augustine or Bermuda grass. No wait... I doubt he even cares about grassland grazing mega fauna. 🙁
aug 24, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
They are so wasteful. All the water, maintenance, fertilizers and pesticides. 🙄
aug 24, 2025, 4:27 pm • 0 0 • view
We should be doing the reverse
aug 24, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
I wish teddy roosevelt would come back in the dead and beat his ass for that thought!!
aug 24, 2025, 4:30 pm • 1 1 • view
Somebody get him some indica grass, chill out dude.
aug 24, 2025, 4:48 pm • 6 1 • view
I have an Indica pre-roll with the taste and smell of bitter almonds. It's sure to 'kill' his ambitions.
aug 24, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Doesn’t have respect for anyone or anything, unless his palms are being greased. Let’s work hard to impeach this 🤡!
aug 24, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
We don’t go to public parks to play golf. And we don’t want a bunch of gold statues.
aug 24, 2025, 6:49 pm • 2 0 • view
He’s a train wreck
aug 24, 2025, 4:03 pm • 1 0 • view
He calls them "your parks" meaning he doesn't see himself as part of the DC community or the nation's. Wouldn't a president at minimum call them "OUR parks"?
aug 24, 2025, 2:40 pm • 16 1 • view
He meant HIS parks. He’ll cut down all of the trees and no flowers on his golf course park.
aug 24, 2025, 10:58 pm • 4 1 • view
He damned well better NOT!
aug 24, 2025, 11:06 pm • 3 1 • view
Might I suggest getting out your Sunday best dress and be ready to show up in court? Beware, they send their slimiest criminal lawyers to baffle the courts with BS.
aug 25, 2025, 3:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, I'm 3000 miles away with full trust in my DC family, some lawyers, and the residents of that city. Their lawyers get sanctioned pretty regularly. No match for good ones.
aug 25, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
And, since they're ours, he should ask us before he does anything to them!
aug 24, 2025, 2:55 pm • 10 0 • view
Is he planning a chain of members only golf clubs? The “your parks” is a ruse. His goals are profit and cut public access. Note he just stopped White House tours.
aug 24, 2025, 4:09 pm • 2 1 • view
And this is their 'man of the people'. So out of touch with his base that he'd pave gardens, turn parks to golf courses, and sell off nature reserves for resource extraction. The working class conservatives I know love free places to enjoy nature & even hunt there responsibly... yet vote for this. 🤔
aug 24, 2025, 3:02 pm • 2 0 • view
This is horrible!!
aug 24, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
He knows so much about grass that he paved over the rose garden and put in concrete. 🤮
aug 24, 2025, 3:00 pm • 22 2 • view
👆 This
aug 24, 2025, 3:16 pm • 3 0 • view
Its spelled GRAFT you idiot.
aug 26, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view
🖕
aug 24, 2025, 2:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking do it
aug 24, 2025, 2:28 pm • 0 0 • view
#FelonGrassGuy is also one of the world's leading authorities on how to commit crimes, relying on vast personal experience.
aug 24, 2025, 2:27 pm • 0 0 • view
Frankly, I'd like to see what he knows about grass from six feet under.
aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
And we'll be using each one as receptacles for our dog waste.
aug 24, 2025, 2:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Turning grass into 🤡🐘💩 every day.
aug 24, 2025, 4:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Moron.
aug 24, 2025, 4:37 pm • 2 0 • view
😜
aug 24, 2025, 3:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Maybe he should smoke some!
aug 24, 2025, 6:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Then he should go touch grass 🙄
aug 24, 2025, 2:22 pm • 15 0 • view
Or push up daisies.
aug 24, 2025, 2:30 pm • 26 0 • view
He can’t go in for much longer.
aug 24, 2025, 2:38 pm • 4 0 • view
Or smoke some.
aug 24, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
Hell no! Leave National Park LONE, you dumbfucker!
aug 24, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
His level of arrogance and stupidity never cease to amaze me! 2026 can’t come soon enough 🙏🇺🇸💙
aug 24, 2025, 3:30 pm • 1 0 • view