Exposure to empathy?

For a botched plastic surgery or to avoid a hearing on her actions?

May she receive the outcome she deserves.

Wish her a speedy recovery 🙏 What a great job she's doing !

Did she fall out of a window?

You wish this was Russia, give it a few more weeks.

Naa, her magic broom would have swept her away if she had.

Nope. Off her broomstick.

Corey probably gave her a good beatin'.

Clearly, he gave her a fat lip...

Or an extremely toxic std!

Or V.D.

😂

Uggh. Do better man. Hate her for the right reasons that she’s cosplaying as a US cabinet member and spearheading a fascist takeover. Beating women just isn’t acceptable ever.

Yes it is especially when it’s another women! If she doesn’t want to be criticized like that, she shouldn’t demean herself! If you don’t value or respect yourself as a woman how do you expect anyone else to do the same!

I don’t respect her but I’m never gonna make jokes about a woman being beaten. I’d like her to be fired, arrested and convicted.

I hear you, but she knows who she is dating! It’s been out there in the national spotlight! All I’m saying she brings it on to herself! Men can be degrading at least some of them! But she shouldn’t put her self in this situation! That man is a known women beater! I can see that can be first reaction

I guess I was joking about her attraction to a known abuser, and how that usually ends in only one way, but your critique is well taken.

Thank you for this!

😂😂😂😂

He has a past history.

He probably gave her an STD.

Her lips exploded

🤣🤣🤣🤣

One could hope

She better hope none of the people in her care stream are undocumented or adjacent. Otherwise, might be an unpleasant experience for her.

We all are going to die !!

Was she allergic to plastic or allergic to douche.

Hate does that to you!!!

Thoughts and prayers.

Reaction to the Botox.

maintaining a hateful disposition is heavy on a heart.

Her lips finally exploded.

wouldn't that be nice

Drug overdose or just drugged by power?

"Secretary Kennedy Paid @SecKennedy With @Sec_Noem and @SenRandPaul inspecting the biological hazard labs at Fort Detrick."

They’ll claim she has been working too hard and has exhaustion

Did her hand get tired?

You mean “working it”.

Well, she should cut back in removing innocent people, lighten her load

What a waist of medical services, could be used for people really in need.

It’s the Botox, right?

It could be. Botox is a refined version of the bacteria that causes botulism.

Did she have a reaction to her fillers?

Thoughts and prayers…. She has excellent insurance so no worries about a bill.

Next photo op. Will be Noam in a doctor's jacket. Lol.

Hopefully, she kicks it. And I make no apologies for wishing that to happen.

Im just here for the comments

For a non voluntary 72 hour mental health hold?

Probably some bad Botox.

I'm guessing ozempic induced malnutrition.

Reporting has it that she was exposed to trace amounts of integrity.

Toxic filler?

Oh God…what attempt-on-her-life (ear) will this be⁉️😐

aww what a shame....

May she contract a nasty hospital-borne illness.

Maybe Noem’s lips exploded or she swallowed a false eyelash.

Her lips may have burst. Or maybe it was her breast. Lots of chance for leakage in that Barbie bitch.

Did her face crack

Did she shoot a dog and deflect back at her?

Oh no. Anyway…

Hopefully she dies

Unvaxxed coke snorting zero immunity mouth breather what could possibly be the problem

Alas they didn't keep her. Psych ward was full.

Did one of her boobs pop?

She's very lucky, maybe it saved her nasty life. How many of the people she has forced into detention camps have that same life saving right to help. She gives zero empathy, she gets none in return.

Allergic reaction to a new face

Someone must have brought an untrainable dog to her office

Did one of her horns get torn as she changed costumes?

Maybe she had an allergic reaction to lying and kissing her bosses orange a$$.

I hope everything bad happens to her.

I really dont care 🤷‍♀️ Do you? 🙄

Medical scrubs next costume.

Did she shoot herself in the foot while chasing brown people?

So....there has to be a punchline here somewhere

Rabiës, I assume

Narcan now!

Who knew our secretary of Homeland security could be taken ot out by a peanut or prawn?

Does she need an emergency facelift?

She probably approached too close to a truthful public utterance and broke out in hives.

Did she try a new lip filler? A Botox knock-off?

I’m sure she’ll run into Nancy Mace there and the two of them can have a grand time trying to out-c*nt each other.

@meidastouch.com for what?

Hmmm

Botox in the brain

If it's serious I hope the pull the plug

Allergy

People die from allergic reactions so one can only hope

Probably choked on her own BULLSHIT!

Those pesky side effects of uncountable Botox injections. #FFS (Frozen Face Syndrome)

Did her lip filler explode?

Bad reaction to Botox?

She needs more botox in her upper lip.

Noem in 4 years from now

Ahhhhh.😱

They forgot the tattoos.. 😏

Back to the factory in Stepford for repairs, more likely. #StepfordWives #FascistBarbie™

OMG! I need to apologize for my first reaction.

lips explode?

Thoughts and prayers.

Probably a sympathy ploy. She has fucked up regularly. More cosplay, no doubt.

I hope a dog bit her in the 🫏 and pushed her into a hole they dug.

Isn't everyone allergic to her??

False flag for sympathy.

They're trying to surgically remove her latest costume.

Hopefully, it's bad

asphyxiation from wearing too much make-up?

Broken nail?

How long until “it’s Biden (or illegals) fault”? ⏱️

More distractions... horrible distraction ! Taco is desperate for the horrible DEATH budget to pass Keep CALLING senators This bill is coming up for a vote 🛑 STOP 🛑 this DEATH budget bill Keep calling senators (202) 224-3121

I hope she gets the treatment she deserves

Cosplay a patient?

Thoughts and prayers 🖕

Awww ... too bad, so sad.

maybe she just needed a software update

That's what happens when you're allergic to democracy.

Ego overdose?

Tots and pears.

Who TF cares. Time for Grey’s anatomy Kristi.

Somehow I don’t really care!!

Apparently she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. Perhaps she’s allergic to questions. 🤔👻😂

Awesome Karma would be her being mauled by a dog owned by a migrant

Love it!

OD? To soon?

Collagen leak?

Her extensions fell out after trying to shoot another dog.

Bad batch of Botox?

Yawn....

I call bullshit!

Paper cut? Hope it’s terminal.

Did her dog shoot back?

I sincerely hope she is okay. So she can be tried in Le Hague.

Oh no…. So anyway what is everyone having for dinner?

Turkey tacos

Beef Stroganoff!

Quality

🤣🤣🤣🤣

silicone migration

Dogs have been known to shoot their owners.

She was exposed to knowledge.

She twisted her neck while reinserting her head up Trump's ass.

I mean, you really shouldn’t ingest spray tan chemicals orally…

Oh no! Anyway…

Heard she’s still ok so that sucks

Did she dress up as a Doctor or nurse for the occasion?

Straitjacket.

😂🏆

She OD on nose bag.

probably mixed up the stuff she uses to blow up her lips with a can of silicone - & they exploded

“In abundance of caution” so it sounds pretty minor. Too bad so many Americans don’t get this kind of treatment and struggle to afford a lifesaving epi pen.

Lip filler OD

To be completely honest, I think this is drag sympathy away from MN assassinations and make a show of all of the online hate and threats towards Kristi Noem. I think GOP saw the MN outrage and now they want it.

If that’s the case, Noem should have the all the health conditions she deserves.

Somewhere, Mike Lee is inconsolable that she isn’t a Democrat, and has set down his phone, unable to tweet.

Hmmm too much plastic surgery?

Injectables and silicone both pose different risks.

Another cosplay opportunity

Spot on, bullseye, on the nose, bingo.

Dare I hope it, dare I dream it?

Her implants are leaking.

Mirror cracked and struck by shards of glass?

Wardrobe malfunction?

Allergic to Botox???

DGAF

Tots and pears

🤞

Was it all the taking-Los-Angeles-back-from-the-socialists that she couldn't handle?

OD !?

the Devil comes for payment, and, or her plastic surgery is melting 🔥👎😈

She just wants to cosplay as a doctor

Did someone bring holy water to work and put it in her coffee?

Nah it was a reaction to the botox

MAra Lardo face will do that sometimes.

I think it was for more emergency cosmetic surgery....

Karma please do your magic now!!

What, a botox injection went systemic? *snark*

Botox overdose ??

Lips blown up I heard

Hope it’s terminal 🙏🏼

Hard to muster empathy for someone who shoots dogs and demonizes people…

STD's??

It's more than likely multiple STD's

She tripped over her eye lashes 😂

Did she kick the bucket? Anyone?

Botox overdose.

I refuse to wish anyone ill with health issues- however, maybe this position is too stressful. She may want to going back to SD where there’s a slower way of life.

Is she dead yet?

She’s conscious? That’s something new for her.

😂😂😂😂😂

I’m skeptical; I think she’s pulling a stunt to distract from her blatant lies, abject stupidity, racism, fascism, incompetence, & her cringy sycophancy to tRUmp. Add her murdering her puppy, it’s just not a good look. 🤷‍♀️

Cmon Reaper

😉

Did her fake face start to slide off?

I can picture RFK jr opening a vile at the lab, waving it under Kkkristi's nose, and saying, "You see, it doesn't even have an odor."

The balloons popped.

Get well…I guess?

Did someone throw Holy water on her?

Botched botox right to the brain

Eh, I’m pretty sure the Botox has been floating around inside of her brain for quite some time now.

mustve accidently been kind

I think it's an excuse to resign.

Why can’t it ever be him?

What? No cameras

...in other news....

Lots of MAGA people have severe lead poisoning… Also, that demon keeps trying to claw its way out, so it won’t be associated with a puppy murderer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Good news, bad news...

Someone must have given her a library card.

Drama Queen?

She’ll post pictures of her hand wearing her hospital bracelet with some variation of worst day ever as the caption.

Just a big photo op, seeking attention. Spoiled twit.

Waaaahmbulance

lets hope it's nothing trivial

Probably just fell off her shoes.

So now she will dress up as a nurse?

Her nurse dress has to be very low cut to where she’s falling out and then send in DJT

Send her to the mash hospital in El Salvador

Allergic reaction to Holy Water, I'm assuming.

Oooo fingers crossed everyone!!

That’s a shame. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

Dog bite?

Botched plasitc surgery. She will have a new look when she emerges.

Where she will undergo surgery by Drs. Patel and Rodriguez.

Aw ….. thoughts and prayers

I don’t dare post my real thoughts on this one. It wouldn’t be nice😬

Yeah no

they don't have to be favorable t&p

Exactly, I didn’t mention what I was praying for

She's not good enough for tots or pears.

Minnesota offers Tater Tots Hotdish and Pears

Now I really want tots

Me too.. and pears after

And tariffs. Maybe there's now a tariff to be sent somewhere and not be stuck as a ghost.

Don't smile don't smile don't smile don't smile don't smile don't smile don't smile. Okay I failed.

Too much filler in her lips????

Fake eyelashes won't come off. Used Gorilla Glue by mistake.

Very possible……

😂👍

Omg I was thinking the same thing. I figured the botox finally leaked into her brain. 😂

Her dog shot her finally. Good boy, now here’s a treat.

For a botched plastic surgery or to avoid a hearing on her actions?

That’s a shame

Botox OD?

Did the dumbass shoot herself ?? 😂😂😂🤣

Remember we are better than they are regardless of how evil she is don't give the maganuts reason turn the tables in us ...

Too bad

www.cbsnews.com/news/kristi-...

Thoughts…..

Silicone poisoning bed. All that desert heat done melted her tits right off.

Can they take the long way there?

Allergic reaction to Botox, silicone and hair extensions.

Come on, guys … don’t be like “ them” … we are better than these comments !

I'm not "better than" these comments. She's fucking evil. Get over yourself.

She is literally responsible for people’s deaths.

Fuck that. We need to start being worse than them. Or at least play the same fuckin game they've been playing for years now.

I hear you … I feel the same way all these people feel, but I don’t want to lower myself to their level … Election Truth Alliance and others are working on proving that the election was rigged … hopefully all these horrible people will be gone …

No comparison. She's not dead. The State Representative, wasn't a lying pos, sending hard working people to detentions centers or worse. And she wasn't a dog/goat killer.

You can block all of them or leave 🤷

I Don't Care. Do You?

Only if the bitch dies! It would be party time!👊🤝🇨🇦🇺🇸

TACO poisoning?

Botox damaged her brain long ago, and it's likely now the turn of other organs. Only the heart remains unaffected, as it's nowhere to be seen in Gulag Barbie.

FFS, she’s cosplaying a patient now

Prerequisites for a female to be a member of rapist felon trump’s MAGA moron circus: 1. fake face; 2. fake tits; and 3. no brain. QED

She’s going to cosplay as an ER doctor, now ?

AI made her skin better

Allergies! Of course! That's why her face and lips look so puffy. Poor thing!

Did the eyeliner fail?

Her empathy bypass is blocked.🙄

Oh please, she likely need’s electrolytes.

Let's pray for her: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻We hope it's something very serious, and terribly infectious.

And embarrassing Just for extra fun.

She is definitely allergic to the truth Are they looking to see if she has a heart or any brains? I hear Mexico has some excellent hospitals & medical care...oh wait! Nevermind

Are they looking to see if she has a heart or any brains?

Eeww - not a pretty picture...

she's got a pug dog profile anyway

Hey you take that back! Pug dogs are beautiful and awesome!!

True they are. It’s the flatness I was referring to 🤍✌🏽

Good gad that's a lot of filla.

Didn’t know you could get those expensive life-like sex dolls in a military option.

We know she has neither.

Well, couldn’t have been a heart attack.

Or a brain tumor.

Those would require a heart or a brain. She has neither.

Let's give her all the sympathy that MAGAts gave Hillary when she had pneumonia and collapsed after going out to the 9/11 commemoration in spite of begin ill.

All her surgery results are melting in this heat. P

Stealing this! 👆👆👆

You drop this 👑

This is great! 😂😂

I'm sharing this! 😁

Zero shits given.

Agree

You really shouldnt mix cocaine, pills and Corey's load all in one shot.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person 😏

She’s all allergic to decency!!

It was an ingredient from a drug given to her from the drug mill that is the Whitehouse. She was probably trying a new drug that turnout to give her an allergy.

was she bitten by her dog?

🤣 bsky.app/profile/zian...

Omg! This one made me snort!

The puppy’s mom finally tracked her down and extracted its vengeance.

CNN-- “Secretary Noem had an allergic reaction today. She was transported to the hospital out of an abundance of caution. She is alert and recovering,” said DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin.

When has she ever been alert?

Allergic to reading the room.

She's allergic to the #TRUTH

Homeland Security says it was an allergic reaction. She came in contact with a little compasion.

Nice one!

Hope she recovers enough to resign.

Or to be charged with crimes against humanity!

Or both.

What happened? Did her lips finally rupture? There's only a finite amount of filler that you can inject before the dam bursts and I feel that she's been toeing that line for a while now

I'm overwhelmed with concern.

Attack of conscience perhaps? Maybe not🤬

Thoughts and Prayers 🖕

💅🏻 is it fatal?

Having a bad hair day? Or did the dogs rise up against her?

I don't really care do you? Thoughts and prayers. Be best.

Nah...I don't care.

Did one of her costumes get too heavy for her?

Would unplug her ventilator to charge my phone.

Too many fillers? Strangled by hair extensions? Suffocation due to getting stuck in Kevlar vest? Shot self due to poor trigger control?

The PSI in her face collapse ?

Hurt herself changing costumes?

Did the botox deflate?

Did she get a new costume? Doctor, nurse or EMT? What will it be? Stay tuned for updates.

The dogs bite back.

Oops!

Probably a allergy to plastic

She is allergic to democracy

BoTox reaction? allergy to Collagen injections? One too many dates with Hegstead? The Infantile Mad King's mushroom is a toadstool?

@thegodpodcast.com Doing your work again, eh?

Hope she gets treated by an immigrant doctor

Or at a VA hospital and the doc has a choice to treat her or not.

Overdose of plastic??

Her brain tried to think. It did no go well.

Emergency brain and soul implant surgery

😥

I love Cricket.

Thanks for the laugh!

Burn!🔥

Fingers crossed!

we’re all gonna die…I will miss some while others not so much

Where's the camera crew? She should b getting coverage on Faux right now. She's such an attention whore, I can't believe she's letting this get filmed

Not letting*

Measles.

FOR THE WIN!!!

Or is this the distraction from US in Iran?

She is not important enough

Sure sure but she’s doing a lot of damage. All of this administration will have a lot of flooding the zone with bullshit to distract you from other things like going to war with Iran for instance. Too coincidental

#dirtnap

Botox rejection?

Tripped on her saggy lips again.

Botox Barbie…. Hope she dies.

So…some good news today. She can’t do much damage from in there

I hope the EMTs are safe.

What happened, did she get a Taco stuck in her throat… Or was it an emergency removal of her head from her ass Or was that her getting on the Putin train and her Morse Code Comms device wouldn’t shut off ?

@theonion.com

Maybe it was an allergic reaction to all the filler she puts in her face.

Bad Botox injection?

Did someone throw water on her?

Or was she exposed to something nasty at Fort Dietrich?

😅😂🤣

Botox overdose lol

Probably had a bad reaction to all of the Botox she injects, fuck her!

Botulinum is super lethal. Sadly, it's pretty quick. She needs a slow death

Taco Bell

Did she accidentally shoot herself?

God, I hope a rabid dog bit her. That would be total karma.

Noem should have never swallowed. Guess she literally F'd around and found out.

What time is it?

Maybe her face melted.🤭🤭

Dog bite . . ?

Sounds like silicon rejection.

Finally found make up she was allergic to. Sometimes toooooo much of something is not good.

lips exploded

I hope some immigrant barista shat in her latte.

MAGA should really think about who prepares their food more. On any given day how much donut cum does a LAPD cop ingest. I think they must like it.

She will probably survive sadly. They get your hopes up and then it will be "BREAKING: cockroaches apparently hard to kill"

Oh did her Makeup fail

🤷🏻‍♀️

RACIST and FASCIST bsky.app/profile/alls...

Oh my God! She IS in bad shape! I’ve rarely seen such a reaction! All swollen and grotesque…wouldn’t it be a kindness to take her out to the quarry?

Thoughts and prayers for the worst 🙏

If that's a picture of her on a normal day I gotta see how big those lips are after suffering and allergic reaction. That shit might pop!

I am so glad I'm not in her shoes, for so many reasons. Compassion for those who perpetrate evil is sometimes appropriate because the karma is a bear on the other side. I hope she has a change of heart.

Thanks for your halfway decent post. It's so hard to feel compassion lately...

Costume didn't fit

Corset pulled to tight?

Her lips exploded?

good one😆

😹😹😹!!!!!

For a non voluntary 72 hour mental health hold?

I guess not having a heart would constitute a medical emergency.

Meh…

Wow, there is a god (and they’re listening to meeeeeeee) 🙂‍↔️😮‍💨

The article says she’s “conscious.” I highly disagree.

Followed

Allergic reaction to the truth.

Did her lips explode?

This crossed my mind, too!

🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

Make sure they keep the hospital therapy dogs away from her.

Someone must have breathed on her that she didn't like.

Bad thoughts no prayers.

Did her Botox explode? Fuck that nazi.

Emergency surgery to remove the stick.

Certain thoughts and prayers.

Was she dressed like a patient or a paramedic?

Good one! 😁😁😁

Great minds think alike 🙃😊

Terminal cosplay or filler overdose?

I'm guessing botox and filler OD.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

😅😅😅😅

Hope the bitch has a miserable time..

Oh too bad probably ate a bad taco! I really could care less about the ice cold hearted bitch!

ok

Oh no… sending “nobody cares” and “well deserved”.

What about her ear? New Bigger boops for Donny lower sight? A nurse suit for Donny w the new boops? Simply Karma 👎w/o due process

Karma

Botox allergies?

Because she got demoted??

Good lord, it looks like someone gave her a fat lip..

🤷‍♀️ BOTOX OVERLOAD!

Transport her to el salvador.

Cricket be like:

Cute pooch Love doggies.

🤣🤣🤣❤️!!!!!

Botched plastic surgery?

I never wish the worst. But i can make an exception

Did someone poison all those hair extensions???

Fucking drama queen can't go 5 minutes without trying to capture the news cycle.

She break a nail, or was her body armour so heavy it made her fall over? Seriously I hope she is okay, but I hope its lock jaw & she can't talk.

Her penis got stuck in her zipper. Worst of wishes.

"Noem has been conscious at the hospital..."

Die Bitch, die

Oof. I get it, but it's a bad look, fam. Don't forget your humanity.

Are there humans involved in this story? ::looks around, sees NONE, only Kristi Noem::

That's over-reach and unnecessary. Is she sick? It's a waste. Noem is so dramatic!! 😏😒

She's either allergic to the constitution, or someone shook her hand too hard. youtu.be/atBg9zLI2bA?...

Yeah, it's more about needing some attention. She's not going 2 get a break from all the crazy she does.😂

As she shouldn't. Cunts should never live in peace.

We don't care, the garden gnome is irrelevant

Good. Hope she dies!

I can’t go that far, but I would vote for a permanently-debilitating disease.

The question is she gonna be given a heart, a brain or some courage?

the quiet part.

Oh no, I hope it wasn’t bc someone talked to her too sternly.

Bad reaction to her lip injections?

Is she going to Oz for a heart?!

Maybe she got a neck injury talking out of both sides of her face too fast. That’s a big problem on the right.

Too much ketamine. ☠️

Someone pull out a hair extension?

Did a house fall on her?

That was the best!!!

Dibs on her shoes!

Her facial fillers leaked!

🤣🤣🤣

This!👏👏👏👏👏

😆 🤣 😂

You get my vote! 😂😂

👏👏👏👏 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Trying some new Botox injections.

Soul transplant incoming.

I hope she's really sick and that this isn't a charade because Sen. Padilla ripped her a new one, and rightfully so.

Oh well, at least she wasn’t unalived at her home by a whacko republican or sh*t in the face in a gravel pit. She’ll live. Whatever.

Or not. We don't know what happened.

Overdosed on face filler?

No ill will but FAFO golden.

Was her cosplay costume too tight or something?

bsky.app/profile/blac...

Her filler is fighting back

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just assume she got shot by a dog.

Leopard ate her face?

Karma is a bitch

“I wish her well” is gonna be doing a hell of a lot of heavy lifting today

She got stuck in a k hole?

Choked on her own hubris?

As I said before and I will say it again

Maybe someone shot her in the face. Like she did to her own dog

They're going to surgically remove her from Trump's ass

Someone handed her a copy of the constitution and she suffered an allergic reaction!

Ahah article Choo

Mauled by a pack of wild dogs. Her gun accidentally discharged…are my thoughts & prayers

She is having an abortion

Corey’s baby

Just like the fake hit on tRUmp this probably is a distracting stunt or maybe not and she dies🫡

Someone probably told her he department is broke.