This is what she was doing instead:
This is what she was doing instead:
How about a portrait of her killing the puppy.
So, she had someone use AI to make some “cute” pix of her on a horse and then she’s going to force some artist to paint it for her? Tacky personified.
She’s pathetic.
She’s just a performer with a lust for cruelty/attention
What a horrible, vain, immoral monster.
But a perfect fit in Trump world.
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Kristi was busy treating her rabies infection Here is her portrait in video:
Fuck her.
She must have asked to look like Anniston. Because that sure as hell isn't what she looks like.
Moo f'n cow
I think they have the wrong side of the horse showing on the portraits.
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7 hours. How many died in that 7 hours?!
7? She didn't authorize FEMA for 72 hours. How many people died in those 72 hours?
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She is simply incompetent and clearly has no idea what she is doing. She herself is a disaster. God help us.
It’s all coming from Russel Vought and his Christian Nationalist minions!
But Biden…
Fire her now!
So , after the weekend. She thinks she still works a 9 to 5. She is so unqualified for the job she has .
Sure she is. Every bit as qualified as Kegsbreath, Bondi, Kennedy, Patel, Bongino, Gabbard, Bessent, Nutllick, McMahon, Loeffler, Ratcliffe, etc. There's only one bona fide occupational qualification for ANY Trump appointee: Fellatio. (Sorry. I misspelled "fealty.")
Well she’s got to be sure that the contracts include a cut for her.
I see that Krusti Noem is making FEMA great again…
The reason government is not and should never be "run like a business" is because it's not a business. Government provides services. Emergency services should be automatic and work within an established framework. I remember Bush completely fumbling Katrina, launching meaningful disaster reform
I KNEW it! I KNEW it! It took Noem 3 days to react to the Texas floods because she was busy selecting her cosplay costumes for her next few gigs.
$100,000 won't even cover Noem's ratty hair extensions & lip injections. Our tax dollars are the primary source of funding for FEMA. Aside from the GOP killing machine and it's many eager operators, I don't know anyone who thinks we don't have a right to federal assistance for natural disasters.
Yes it is … and possibly (probably) because of “Urban” in the name and her having to be told what they actually do
She doesn’t work on 4th of July weekends.
This is what @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and democrats need to hold hearings about. Over 200 innocent souls lost while Noem is worried about her vanity portrait. Go over: the timeline when fema responded What funding was cut What funds had to be approved by Noem Why the head of fema is awol ...
They can't hold hearings. They are not in the majority. If they get back into power, there will be so many more incidences such as this, that they won't know where to start.
Thanks. They need to be on the news every day on this .
Yep. You're absolutely right. Every day.
They are ALL such unserious F*CKS!
I call them criminals intent on murdering the poor and vulnerable.
She should be fired at a bare minimum. She may end up fired or nominated for a Pulitzer. You never know with the ongoing chaos. I hear anyone can be nominated now.
So ignore the rule
Just what I would expect from a fucking PUPPY KILLER!!!!!
The first 72 hours are the most critical! How despicable.
Congress needs to get a spine and impeach her immediately
Truly. This woman is a physical walking portrait of a sociopath.
Just the way Trump likes 'em.
Rodeo Barbie just culling the herd.
Dubya had “Brownie” who was just as bad. This is just Katrina for white people.
Career EM here: No, this is much, much worse than that. Not even close, tbh. Katrina was bad, yes - but this is much, much worse.
Why would she ruin her weekend by doing paperwork?
This shit is awful. Plaster it everywhere in Texas!!!!
I guess we were right blaming it on this administration.
Sorry, but, cunt.
Don’t be sorry. Sometimes no other word fits.
OK, but MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark.... that sweet green icing... The military is busy wasting taxpayer money.
Republicans are incapable of governing. Period. How much more do they need to show people before people wise up?
They're not even governing, they're grifting.
Exactly! There are way too many people in this country who think this is okay. It's infuriating!
And yet, Texas will keep on voting for the GOP.
They sure will, and I don't understand it.
Call them out. Tell the truth. Let it overwhelm these liars bsky.app/profile/best...
She was likely shopping or having photo shoots!
But what was she doing? Why wait so long? Does she live under a rock
Explains why the acting administrator is MIA: bsky.app/profile/mari...
Could he be grieving in vacation like Ted Cruze
We need to rise up
Kristi ChristoChunt
Well now, we can’t expect the head of the DHS to work on the weekend, can we?
There’s a name for people like her, but it can’t be posted in public!
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A normal president would fire her for that.
she’s just another plastic woman in his life
😈 evil and shallow
She's a killer.
The EMT Barbie Edition (Part of the Agent Kristi Kollection) looks like it may make it for Christmas, a little uncertainty with the tariffs. EMT=Eyeliner Mastery Technician.
Secretary of the Department of Cosplay isn't up to real world emergency manaagement? Who could've predicted?
Here ya go #KristiNoem ... Here's one that captures your essence #FuckTrump @resist4harris.bsky.social #FuckICE #KnowsYourRights #FuckTrump @barackobama.bsky.social @kamalaharris.com @aoc.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov
Was she hanging out with all the other incompetent "officials" who slept in instead of launching "Code Red" and other warnings as soon as flooding was reported? Will maga realize some of the deaths were directly related to the local sheriff & others who are now trying so hard to deflect questions.
It’s criminal. No question.
Sadly, no oversight can hold her feet to the fire 💔😔
So while she is off playing dress up, the states and towns that have been destroyed have to wait for her to "sign off" on their help? Yeah that's totally not gonna blow up and people won't die...right?
Maybe one day they will wake the fuck up but I'm not holding my breath!
Insanity! We didn’t have to be here is all I can say without cursing! 🤬
United States of America has been totally mismanaged by the billionaires of this country. I believe that we are in some sort of a weird debt or they are to another country. Something is really bizarre here.
Yeah. Republicans in the House and Senate can stop this.
This moronic mid life crisis cost Texan lives. Families, hire a lawyer and sue them into oblivion
Noem is not cutting spending. She is re-allocating and exceeding Congressionally authorized funds, both of which are illegal. youtu.be/EwZWCk1ytPU?...
"It is immoral. And to follow the theme, it is illegal."
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This is awful. It is also a very clear example of how we have failed ourselves for decades in our education system. Vast swathes of our country have little to no understanding of how our government actually functions. Couple that with the relentless drum beat for decades that all GOV is bad = ☠️
What the hell? You know those teams *knew* they needed to get in place, because that is their JOB and what they train for and what they DO. They must have been chomping to get thru the damn red tape. FFS.
The more this “goes on” the angrier i become. And i’m a peaceful person. Where t F are we heading? Exactly who’s driving this bus?
Omg, this is just awful. She is such an evil person, this should not be in her hands. I don't trust for a minute that she would pick and choose who to sign approvals for.
She’s yet another narcissist. This regime is a hive of them.
Kristi'll have to shoot some dogs for this let me tell you!
Maybe one of her draft portraits incorporated dog stuff?
No oversight on this whole administration nothing but CHAOS starting at the top with the Orange 🍊 Felon.
When is this country going to wake up? How many have to die and be taken from our streets? Measles have spread to Canada and Mexico! Is the Supreme Court really this corrupt? 🤬
They are.
They apparently are.
We should be drafting a brand new Constitution.
We should. Gotta 86 47 first. Come at me FBI!
The international community is eventual going to have to get rid of him too as their anti science crap starts affecting them.
She couldn’t authorize it. She was getting Botox, a skin peel, highlights and lowlights, she had a fitting for new chaps, a pedicure and manicure. (She wants to replace Melania for the $$$). How could she possibly think about dead children?
And she was busy with her intermarriage affair
She was just short a pony or a puppy to shoot. I can't stand that women, she makes the hair stand up on my head. She only cares about dress up. What does all that dress up cost us, incidentally? How much has she paid for hats, boots, various regalia? How much of that money was her own?
Noem is a failure.
Parents need to organize a class action lawsuit for negligence. Hold them accountable!!
Is that what MAGA is? I view that as Make America Garbage Again...
They all need to go from the pres down. They are fascists
One of the kids on the short bus has taken the wheel. Jump!
Ask anyone in Flint what happened when the State Dept. of Treasury did the same thing ($10,000 limit without approval)!
Her knew descriptor: noempathy
Clever, and right on.
Saw it elsewhere on this site, thought it was brilliant.
Worse than awful. It’s criminal.
Nah. The Supreme Court says Trump can commit no crimes. If he gave the orders…
Worse he always says he can’t remember becoming a habitual liar.
She shouldn’t have any important job, let alone a life and death role like FEMA. #FireNoemNow
This is the GOP way. What was it that Joni Ernst said? www.bbc.com/news/videos/... 'We are all going to die' - Senator Joni Ernst's healthcare comment sparks row
UGHHH she is so vile.
And yet, no one takes responsibility for these tragedies. That's what we do: seek the problem area, take action on solution. Kerr County, Ruidoso how many more?
MAGA is a literal death cult.
It’s by design. They want people to die.
Well, it’s working. Many have died so far.
I know.
Yup
Of course she didn’t do anything until Monday, she had a 3 day weekend for the 4th.
Noem might as well have held those children's heads under water with a cowboy boot on their necks.
She needs to be grilled by an oversight committee and held accountable. Her vanity is literally killing people.
And then every family should sue her directly for the death of their loved ones. For billions of dollars…😡🤬
She needs to be impeached, investigated and possibly prosecuted if the negligent reaches that threshold. Her incompetence and cruelty got 100+ people killed.
Don't forget about the drug addicted car salesman who cut all the funding and laughed about it. He needs to be charged, too.
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I wouldn't be surprised if the committee also finds that there was also a bit of chicanery playing into this as well.
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She needs to be charged with crimes against humanity
Too many people need a grilling. Her. Hegseth. Vought. Ted Cruz. Etc.
what oversight committee?
A brave person having the ability and the willingness to do what needs to be done.
They'll do the first part, and post clips.
She has been she doesn’t answer questions. She needs to be held in contempt and locked up.
She needs to be grilled over a fire until well done.
Grilled alone seems appropriate
I was called out as a woman abuser by some psychotic feminist by saying she should be roasted under a heat lamp until her face and breasts melted, idk was I too harsh? 🤣
Karma told me that Noem deserves the kind of day she has given to human beings and animals. I think you were pretty easy actually.
Nah, she needs to be sacrificed to Kilauea.
That made me think of Joe Versus the Volcano!
Kilauea doesn’t deserve that.
I see what you did there 🤣
Kilauea would spit her out
There is a guyser in Yellowstone that would be more appropriate...
There's hot mud pits on Mt Lassen: Bumpass Hell.
There’s always a gravel pit—just ask the puppy she murdered.
Plus an innocent goat she killed out of anger and 2 horses.
Or the paint pots in Yellowstone. Geyser = flash fried. Paint Pots = slow boil. Take your pick, results the same.
I have a woodchipper I'll mark in spray paint as Kilauea if that helps.
Or until crisp
Uh…no…fumes: you know
With all the plastic surgery, hair extensions, tooth veneers, etc., etc., she would melt into a pool of plastic as soon as the grill hits 200°. What's, worse than being vain and stupid? Vain, stupid and vile.
That is actually a FascistBarbie™, not-so-fresh from the factory in Stepford. #StepfordWives
She'd make a great hockey puck
Gravel pit is still the only karma-appropriate location.
Make mine with BBQ sauce
Bbq sauce won't make rancid meat taste better.
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She needs more fillers n botox
They picked a puppy killer for a reason.
what will that do? *doe eyed stare* "I only did what DOGE and our Dear Leader requested"
She needs to be gone gone gone along with the rest of the incompetent Cabinet heads and all their clutcher ons.
These assholes are constantly talking about welfare and how bad it is, but when it comes to doing their jobs they turn to prayer. Spiritual welfare is asking god to do your job for you. He gave you the capacity to do what needs doing, but this administration refuses to do any of the real work.
Oh my God every single thing out of Democrats most is a flat out lie. The handling of this situation in Texas was immediate absolutely immediate. I watched it all day and all night for three days on Fox and Friends. They were all there.
Take that bs back to X.
Ahhh did truth hurt your feelings Do you only want hate here ????
Hahaha... Good one!
She is despicable.
She's incompetent.
If I did not have family in the US, I would be leaving. It’s so bad. I’m so disgusted. Also, I’m 71. I’m too old to leave now. When Roe vs Wade passed, I was a young woman and was so thrilled to have body autonomy. The Republicans are now up in my vagina. They love this shit.
on Saturday the right was talking crap on twitter about how better noem was such a nice change of pace from the biden administration.
Is she trying to get a part in the YELLOWSTONE drama series? 😂
where's the one shooting the dog?
Does Cosplay Barbie really think these are flattering???😬
So vain 🤢
that is such AI slop 🤣🤣
Why does she have so many paintings of herself riding a horse? That's just weird.
Where's the one of her holding a shotgun to her dog's head?
The vanity of these people
No, Krista Noem is a freak show!
Please tell us this is a joke!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!
What a joke! this narcissistic woman is...
I won’t post them, because they’re disgusting, but there’s tons of photos of her with her “trophy hunting” prizes. Those are far more accurate.
Disgrace
The ego maniac she needs to go.
How about a portrait of the fascist hag shooting her dog.
“We as a federal government don’t manage these disasters. The state does.” -Kostümspiel Gruppenführer Noem
She is such a despicable human being. It’s no surprise Trump chose her to cleanse America. She lies so easily, she’s racist and has no conscience. She’ll do anything for power. Perfect fit.
#photoopsmatter-notlivesofanycolor kristy's Operation Photo Op was a spectacular suckcess
Yup, all hat, no cattle. No heart, for that matter.
She don’t care , 🇨🇦 your federal government don’t care
FFS!!!!!🤬😡
Get the list of 1/6 pardons and go after them and their families because they’re ice.
That's not true. She was trying to find the right outfit to wear for her photo op
I think they missed the portrait of her shooting her dog.
is she still a governor, or just needs one to - keep the noise down?
There’s always a photo shoot.
Nothing but the best and brightest
Let's talk about Kristi. cousinb.substack.com/p/does-this-...
What do you expect from a #puppykiller?
Did you just throw up in your mouth, too?
That is because her boss is concerned about gold leaf on the ceiling moulding…great role model
No, you want to know who stepped up without a second thought?!?! HEB and private helicopters!! That’s who cared and stepped up!!
Is she auditioning for a role in Yellowstone? Nothing says grit and toughness like dangly earrings. Anyway, I like the one with the two figures on horseback in the middle distance, who I hope are scouts for a Native American war party, forming up for a charge.
To be fair, her strength is cosplay.
The portrait should be of her killing her puppy and family goat.
I have a question. Do her children know she killed a puppy? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
If they read her book, then they would.
How do you explain to kids that you just killed a puppy? These people are not human. 😡😡😡
In love with yourself much, Kristi?
I wish someone would snatch the weave right off her silicone filled head
Someday we will find out how so many people became so narcissistic that it led to the complete collapse of democracy.
Dog killing Pig!
She probably had to decide what to wear for the press conference!
Well, also, if you can kill a puppy you are capable of ANYTHING. Full stop.
Crop her out and any one of them would do. Love horses. Just not the manure on top.
It’s all about the cosplay.
Is there a portrait of her doing her fucking job? Because I'd pay good gotdamn money to see that shit.
I’d say to sue DHS and Noem for wrongful death. Noem should also face criminal charges of negligent homicide
But she lectures people that people there “just need a hug”. Heartless.
She shot her puppy. That’s all there is to know about her. Absolute cunt.
She's still governor?????
Make them show how ugly she is inside.
I like the horse
Gag. Show her ass, that would be very representative.
The cosplay never ends. When there are so many outfits to try on, there is so little time to care about children dying in floods.
Oh man; what a douche.
Kristi ChristoChunt
Maybe it was injectables day at the plastic surgeons office!
That official portrait should be a mug shot
Narcissist of The Month Club
The one of her blowing an innocent dog away.
This belongs in the rogue’s gallery of narcissistic psychopaths.
Pay SD back!
You can't interrupt the puppy killer's photo shoots! I don't think she actually cares enough to do what it right.
Trump tweets boasts about getting a Street in Palm Beach, Florida named after him during the search and rescue efforts.
I’m telling you all this is a reality show for them. It’s sick.
She's a disgrace!
I think she's the perfect person to lay this on. Hm. Where to send her CECOT or FL detention?
I say this with my full chest; WHAT A VAPID CUNT
To those who criticize Noem for her outfits and focus on appearance in the midst of a climate catastrophe: I would like to recall to you “Brownie”
Proof that people who play dress up and live for reality tv make lousy leaders and decision makers.
She sure is full of herself.
She’s so weird.
She’s a revolting narcissist 🤮
Should be either of these. Female Warthog Demon. Shooting Old Yeller.
The word incompetent Springs to mind..
She cares as much about missing girls as she cares about puppies. After all, she has her priorities (constant plastic surgery, her annoying commercials, and her frequent costume changes). I would say she's a joke, but she's too evil for that.
She sucks
Throat punch.
How about we just roll a cat turd in ashtray sand and call it good. We are like 5 years from her on trial. Let’s go.
Does she shoot the horse afterwards?
Is there a photo of her holding her gun and the body of the dog she shot?
Fuck noem
How about a portrait of her riding a hypodermic needle filled with Botox?
I hope the parents get to learn these little details... I would be very very angry.... demand her resignation
This dreadful woman wouldn’t know what class was if it got up and punched her in the face 🤬
Yes, but at least she's not WOKE
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Doesn’t matter what picture you pic Kristi. You look like botox, face filler, jacked up slut in all of them.
An aid probably posted that. Was she having more plastikkk surgery while the aid posted it?
Her parents must have locked her in a cage. She is a psychopath
holy shite. what a complete disgrace, but she's living up to trump's example of "take but never give", deny & delay. Roy Cohn would be so proud
Wow she has blood on her hands. She is a disgrace.
Maybe her official portrait she be of her standing among those who were killed by the Texas flood. She could have given $1 million on day 1 to install a flood warning system and saved lives.
Where's the one with her shooting her pooch?
My god. What a narcissist. And her costume changes are ridiculous.
AND, if my nails aren't filed, I'm nothing. 💅
How about a blank canvass just like her appearances in Texas
No amount of botox will make her pretty.
She really thinks she's hot shit doesn't she?
Well, I guess my choice of portrait would be based on which of these horses she hasn't killed yet.
How about a headshot, lose the horse, and put a couple of dead kids around her neck? That'd be an accurate portrait.
When you are in a first place tie for most incompetent moronic secretary of (insert department) the Trunp admin, where cruelty is your only high light, and where it’s obvious she is abusing her power and somehow is going to come out of this with way more money than she had when starting at homeland
Bimbo bitch like all the others of Trump's female acolytes. Should be a photo of her hunting dogs on horseback.
Priorities!
There’s not enough filler on the planet to cover her ugliness.
Her and the horse are upside down.
So she needs to be removed. Now.
A nazi uniform
Go herd cattle and leave the government to the smart people
Ffs.
hey Kristi, you should be looking for survivors, not votes...
That’s a flat out lie from the minute. I got up that morning and saw what happened. Christie gnome was already on her way there. She had to assess the situation to find out how many people needed to come. Every single service was called out immediately unlike North Carolina and Joe Biden,just saying
As a proud Kentuckian I am so grateful that Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has more class than this.
As a proud Kentuckian so proud that Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear has more class.
Gfc….shameless! If I were the parents of the drown and missing, I’d class action like the parents of Uvalde did to Alex jones!
That’s funny. None of those pictures show her acne-scarred, crater face.
Her lips are almost normal too
She's frescoed.
Republican priorities
I think a picture of her shooting her dog and his brain’s going all over her face would be a good one
Put the ugly, putrid, stinky , festering, STD ridden dick; on the bottom of the horse..as opposed to the top!
Her next request: suggestions for the best shade of lipstick to wear while posing in front of desperate or incarcerated people.
Black, with gold lip-liner.
Trump will love the gold lip-liner while he's having his ass kissed.
Your words are full of sarcasm
I wish no further grief on the families but if I was one I’d be all over the airways
She’s despicable
What in the screeching AI-generated fuck EVEN ARE THOSE IMAGES?
Her fantasies
Another Bluesky frequent flier posted something like that Kristi Noem was looking for the proper costume to dress up in for signing off on aid for people & children who died in a flood.
Despicable ☠️
#LockHerUp
So much incompetence. She’s too busy posing as a heartless POS.
No posing here -- she IS a heartless POS.
I meant picture posing.
Gotcha...
OFF WITH HER HEAD !!! After she is lynched for every life lost , over and over again !!!
totally unconscionable cruel un-American and undeserving of ANY public position she is only serving herself and Maga not the People of the United States of America 😢
They picked a puppy killer for a reason.
Well, you know she had to do her hair and makeup and then find the appropriate costume to wear. What does one wear when they go look at a flood?
It does require the right boots.
She should have called De Santis.
She’s been real busy cosplaying, so her actual ability to help people is zero. She thinks she’s a hero, but she’s a zero.
It comes always worse with this sort of monster...
I would say that she gets an F minus and is highly unqualified. Also, while there are people dying, she continues to be concerned with which picture of her is better, to me that is a sign to go
How many of the lives lost were due to this bitch’s inaction? What an evil, dumb, and completely useless twatwaffle she is.
Cosplay Karen is only out for her Instagram shots.. She gives 0 fucks about Americans. If she did, she would have been proactive and not reactive.
She's just plain ugly. Even with cake face
There are words I won’t use that describe her vile incompetence and preposterous posing.
Stupid is as Stupid does
@KristiNoem was too busy sorting thru her various wardrobe options to worry about emergency response. The right hat, the right weapon, the right insignia...you know.
WTF dude, it was the weekend. She needs the downtime to plan out her next event and outfit.
It was done on purpose because it was those people. This woman should be held responsible for the deaths of those people during that flood.
but she somehow found time to ask her followers to pick their favorite cowgirl portrait of her. Can’t make this shit up
Intentional.
Exactly
They want death and destruction because that's how they gain more power as they do worse and worse things.
Doubtless that's their idea. But we don't have to let it work that way. www.nonviolent-conflict.org/resource/bac...
Exactly
Fact.
She has too much hair.
Fire her ass
"Does my butt look big in these chaps?"
The killing is the hallmark of this administration.
Exactly
I have no love for maga 2Watts (I said what I said) that (not who) want me dead.
No photo op, right after a disaster! When all you care about is your own raunchy ass, that's the way you do business!
But I am sure she had the time to call her Glam Squad ! 🤦♀️
Cmon some slack please, Hair makeup ballcap -these things take time
Hey she hadn’t picked an outfit yet
Then according to Trump's nickname assignments wouldn't that make her Too Late Kristi?
Hey Kristi Noem…everything suddenly got real huh? These were innocent people… a bunch of little girls drowned because of you! You self serving, cos playing, plastic filled, puppy killing fake bitch. I hope their cries for help haunt your sleep forever.
she's too evil to care about little girls who drowned...
you need to include the thanks she gave to god for saving hundreds, guess he really had it in for the hundreds who perished
She's disgraceful! A human toad with a fucked up face because she's evil inside! Yes I talked about her ugly ass face...nasty!
I’m almost certain that the cries of children are her sleep sound.
Those weren’t just your normal kids. Lots of influential Texas families represented.
She hasn’t got two brain cells to rub together. If she started thinking, she’d stop breathing. Two-bit processing power.
She has no conscience
I hope so too but I'm pretty sure she sleeps the sleep of the damned and sociopathic - untroubled.
With Corey!
I’m betting she hang by her toes when she’s sleeping
But look at me and all my costumes! Courtesy of US taxpayers.
72 hours while children died. Like Uvalde, children died while hundreds of officers waited 77 minutes to act.
She must have been getting her outfits lined up first. There were press opportunities coming up.
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To busy doing dress up Barbie
She couldn’t figure out what outfit to wear and that slowed things down but you gotta be TV ready at all times.
She was deciding what to wear for her Disaster Barbie photo-op…
needed to find the perfect hat for her press conference
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Look. She had a hair appointment. You've gotta prioritize.
Bergen-Belson Barbie...she is despicable.
Because it took a while to get her aqua-girl costume from Amazon? 🚬😎
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This lawless bitch needs firing.
She needs to be in solitary confinement in prison.
In El Salvador.
She had to make sure the children were dead for the glory of her lord and master satan, probably.
I guess nobody told her she actually had to do her job.
Maybe she thought she was hiring onto one of Epstein's modeling jobs so is confused about who & what she's supposed to be fucking......
😡😡😡
She probably forgot they still existed, given all the cuts to FEMA...
No... its more likely she doesn't even know they exist!!
She’s a rootin’ tootin’ Mar a Lago cowgirl just hoping Melania won’t find out.
Not a cowgirl just a cow, former bar fly and party favor. Her life time strategy has always been follow the money and free drinks.
IDIOT Puppies Killer.-
Politics for the trump goons is about power, money, fame. The last thing they care about is helping others
Witch
Could it actually be negative? They should have their own scale.
F'ing hell! What the hell was she thinking?
#ICEbarbie is foul!! 🤮🤮🤮👿🤬👎👎
GREAT JOB BROWNIE. THOSE THAT KNOW, KNOW.
You get what you voted for!
Anyone counting how much Noem spends on wardrobe / costuming and travel, not to speak of intruding on operations, slowing things down for photo ops?
If a Democrat DID that, they'd be DEMANDING they be FIRED IMMEDIATELY, but in Trump's ILLEGAL, CRIMINAL REGIME, it's just FINE! Look how many SERIOUS mistakes Hegseth and Musk made, yet NO CONSEQUENCES whatsoever!🤬
Lemme tell you. That makeup and outfit takes time. On her, alot of time. Unless she never takes it off. Fuck her.
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Not to mention Trump’s 2017 FEMA denying their small request for an emergency alert system bsky.app/profile/sfor...
She needed time to choose her photo op outfits.
She's always been SHAMELESSLY INCOMPETENT, which is why she was named to head up a governmental entity that those heading up this fascist takeover want to DESTROY. Same as ALL of his picks, which is why I've lost ALL RESPECT for EVERY DEMOCRAT who VOTED to CONFIRM them. COMPLICIT with FASCISTS.
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What, you expect anybody in Trump’s cabinet to actually do their job?
Of course not. They are all incompetent, the worst of the worst for each position.
Exactly
Elect a clown , you get circus with other clowns. It's what the ignorant voters wanted
These no brains are doing a smash up job, they need to be held responsible for something, or are they all above the law 🤔
I can't wait until this c..t has to pay for her part in all this, horrific.
#PUPPYKILLER
$200 Million advertising budget! She is a Star who will be scorned and should do prison time! Criminal Gross Negligence is lined up by 5 whistleblowers that told her we must move now Thursday! She said no!
So, Mexican rescue teams were almost there before FEMA? 🤔 That's a great emergency response agency you've got there.
Correction: Mexican rescue teams started arriving before FEMA, who's response was delayed for 72 hrs. Noem's going to be used as sacrificial lamb, if WH's Comms can't manage to deflect.
Let's hope🤞
It's a good thing that Canadians stopped buying US products, since there's no-one left to pick fruits & veggies on farms. Is "Merica" great again, yet? There are many seasonal workers, from Mexico or South America, on farms in Canada & they're not being chased by masked goons.
I fear that to harvest those fruits, veggies, & crops, forced labor may be just over the horizon (which has probably been their plan).
Pretty sure you're right, since Dump already talked about "working for food / lodging / clothes, no salary". Inmates in concentration camps will provide needed people for forced labour. That scenario played out in the 1930's & 1940's. It didn't end well.
Like the Nazis, they will soon learn camps are too expensive to run and they won’t have the money. Per Stephen Goebbels” Miller, the target population is 100,000,000 white, Christian Americans where only white men rule. This begs the question - what are their plans for the 240,000,000 others?
Just in case people don't know that sign: It's Auschwitz's gate & writing means "work makes you free".
Exactly what I was getting at. 👍
And there are people starving everywhere Little kiddies, elders..
You do realize that is by design, don't you. They don't *want* to send help. They want to channel that money to themselves via the billionaires.
Mexican rescue arrived Friday🤨
That would be before FEMA, if I'm not mistaken. Today's numbers: 120 dead, 170 missing. Such high numbers, because no-one could send out an alert.
She wasn't able to coordinate an outfit without advance notice besides probably believing they were brown so let them drown.
She’s a murderer.
Is that when the useless pendeja finally found the proper outfit for FEMA’s deployment?
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I think she went on faux and said this was fake news ?
Cut her some slack. She had to get the proper "uniform" before taking any action.
Little Ms Barbie is too busy working out, getting her hair extensions glued on her nails done and her cosplay outfits need to be bought you know!
I don’t think she’s very good at this.🤔
Too busy touching up her makeup
Fire her for incompetence. Psychopaths start as animal abusers. She shot her own dog. Does she care about flood victims or their families? Apparently not.
Yes, but who are you expecting to fire her, there's the dilemma we are facing
Well, it's like having a mafioso in the White House, holding everybody hostage. It can't end well for anybody.
Not just the dog, the donkey too. I think practice has concluded she's ready to move on to new heights of depravity.
She killed a goat after killing a dog! She's despicable!
She can’t wait to go to alligator Auschwitz and ice some people herself, personally.
Ol' McDonald had a farm Until Kristi Noem
It would be so funny if it wasn't so disgusting. She's horrible person!
Don’t forget the poor goat. She pretty much is a threat to all farm animals.
And where is the outrage someone stop her
Well, it probably takes that long for hair and makeup preparation. Need that before decision making.
Cosplay Kristi was too busy trying on new costumes, none of which she’s qualified to wear.
Why does she always look like she’s desperate for tick-tock action?
More like OnlyFans action
Too busy cos playing and focused on her looks to care about anyone else. Karma - off you go to her and hers.
She is an abomination
Gosh
She was too busy planning her next Cosplay.
Kristi Noem is a monster dressed as Barbie
She obviously didn't know that was her FRICKING JOB!
Well she is using all that money to terrorize migrants communities in LA
Came here to say essentially this. Using all the money/ employees/ resources, etc. For other, "more important" priorities.
Well according to the reports Stephen miller run DHS, Noem is just the dumb face of that agency, since millers obsession with mass deportations, he use most the money on ICE
She's too busy posing and cosplaying
She needs to be fired immediately
@housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov
She's a real piece of work alright.
This administration is incompetent.
Maga is when all the worst people who hate government and governing go into government and governing.
If she were a Democrat, RepubliKKKans would be calling for her resignation.
She had to pick out outfits to wear to the floods, book her hairdresser and have the makeup artist stop by. DONT YOU PEOPLE REALIZE THE WORK THAT GOES INTO BEING Kristi? Sorry, lost it for a moment. She was busy setting up important processing for the trip to Texas.
🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
So as far as she was concerned, there was no reason to go out looking for any kids who may have survived. Correct? Their lives weren't worth sending FEMA workers out? She doesn't have children, right? She was probably too busy trying on new costumes.
She has at least one son. He was the one asking for the puppy she had just killed
OMG. Imagine having a mother like her. I don't know how that kid is going to survive without some serious difficulties. I can imagine what she puts him through.
He's going to have difficulties.
What is this puppy killer’s actual job title? I mean, what does she actually do? Besides hemorrhage money?
She is a Trump puppet. And she’s proud of that. She does what Trump tells her to do. She will be gone next year too.
They have to clear everything with Trump and he’s so fucking lazy it takes days to get him to make a decision
Couldn't find the right hat to wear
One might think that the Trump goons would favor red state religious folk... but, his Pain Protocol does not discriminate and they are woefully unqualified to manage anything.
Fuck her. Cosplay professional.
disgraceful!!!!
But hey, she sure does look cute in those lil hats n' outfits!
It took her that long to decide what outfit to wear for the occasion!
With Noem , Cosplay is critical. One won’t be taken seriously in the wrong outfit.
I heard that her authorizing costume was at the dry cleaner's.
😂😂😂
SACK HER!
😡😡😡
🤮🤮🤮
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Oh awesome! Unfortunately for you, I gave up Bezos.
No thank you.
So much empathy and concern...what an inept bunch of people.
She’s a sadistic powertripping bitch. In case that wasn’t ever made clear enough, I hope it is now.
This administration is fucking joke. She doesn't care about anything but photo-ops. She's playing dress-up at our expense.
Hell of a job, brownie.
Fuckin' ghouls
She needs to be fired!😡👎😡 She is only interested in people looking at her, not in looking after others!👿🤢👿 #Fire #Kristi #Noem #Texas #FEMA #Floods #Authorize #Victims
Worthless
Give her a break! She had to wait for the right hat.
Hard to look at her!
Bungalow BungHole Bimbo doing her usual worthless job.
Probably out shopping for hats.
Come on weekends are her time. One of her lips had a flat.
Oh chapeaux! 🤌🤌👏👏 winner of the day 😂😂
Still nothing happens. They’ll gaslight their way out of this one too. Just like the Epstein scandal. And yet we sit in our homes and scroll away! What are we anymore?
Certainly not revolutionaries. Great point.
Fashionably late!
All hat no cattle
She was too busy with self-promotion like the orange orangutan 🦧
Meidas, please keep hammering away at this! And also the fact that they prioritize building concentration camps over saving the lives of flood victims. Maybe MSM will pick up on it. We need to make this travesty backfire on the regime.
Hope she ends up in prison herself.
Are we sure she’s a human being and not some psychotic, dog killing, emotionless, sadistic murder-bot from a science experiment gone horribly wrong?
Cmon she was busy with makeup for a photo session, cut her some slack!
DEATH IS THEIR PORN
Exactly
Cosplay tough girl couldn´t even do the most basic thing: SIGN..A...Fu.....Paper. That's what you get when you put in mediocre right-wing huiate barbies in charge of shit.
So, what you're saying is ... it took her 3 days to decide what to wear.
To be fair she was pulling it all together while fitting out the accessories to her new lear jet that was approved in the BBB. She was hoping to do a flyover.
Who is she going to dress up as tomorrow? Martha Washington? Elinor Roosevelt? Nah, not glamorous enough. Debbie Reynolds
And it probably didn't happen until someone told her she should do it.
I think you mean she *could* do it.
Someone needs to say (and enforce) the words, "Kristi, You're Fired!"
THREE DAYS.
But plenty of money for her cosplay photo opportunities.
Of course
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What else would expect from a puppy killer.
To be clear-er.... Noem wrote that she "hated that dog" before shooting Cricket in a gravel pit. Killing a goat shortly after the dog. She described the goat as "nasty and mean" and said it chased her children. Noem wrote that the goat survived the first shot and she had to get another shell.
put down three horses that had been in her family for 25 years. Horses can live up to 35 yrs, maybe more
So killing us really doesn't matter to her...
NOPE not one bit!
According to them, we're all going to die 🤷🏾♀️🙄
She needed a couple days to get her outfit ready!!
I’m sick of her and her photo ops. That’s all it is to her. She, like many in her position, have no idea what their job entails. It’s fucking embarrassing and people are dying and/or disappearing as a result.
Was probably too busy deciding on which cosplay outfit to wear.
She was getting he beauty sleep
What an incompetent bitch.
How many different hats did she put on, though?
Noem: we can't mobilize until all the dogs have drowned.
Guess she had weekend plans.
Kristi Noem…
are we supposed to vote on her best disguise or what?
Gee, incompetence. Who didn’t see THIS coming? 😠
We know what Noem does with misbehaving puppies? What does she do with a misbehaving DHS secretary? My guess is she would stick them in a cage with rabid dogs and see how things play out. Maybe even wearing a firehydrant costume. Vengeance for Cricket 🐾🦴🫶
New Fashion Nazi Barbie💥
She was too busy shooting puppies
too busy playing dress up apparently
Someone should toss her dumb ass in the river and see how long it takes fema to fish her out.
😡😡😡😡😡
Noem requested federal disaster aid, which was approved by President Biden, enabling FEMA to provide funds to individuals and communities for emergency expenses and minor home repairs in South Dakota. What happened to need FEMA in SD? FLOODING. #hypocrite
The people that had losses should sue her.
Took her a while to find the perfect costume for deploying rescue teams.
And then claimed that she is streamlining FEMA’s operations making it more efficient.
Terrible human! Complete failure!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what a CUNT looks like.
Cunts are useful. She is not.
To be fair does she even know how?
If she did this to a red state, you know blue states are getting zero help.
FEMA has already been gutted, with #corrupt Krisi Noem as a willing accomplice
noemie, you're doing a heck of a job...
Corey Lewandowski wanted another round. Cosplay Barbie said yes, yes, yes.
she was too busy at her cosplay
Because she is not qualified to do this job.
Too busy picking out cute, fun, costumes to wear when she is pretending to do an important job. Incompetence and stupidity combined. Perhaps she was just busy killing more puppies! A lot of those deaths are on your hands puddin'. Get out of this critical job. You're neither qualified nor up to it!
She didn't have the right outfit to wear
🤣
Where’s the puppy killer outfit?
Where are Satan horns
And drop pearls in green army terrorist uniform
This is spot on.
The empty dog leash is pretty sad, but accurate. There are those who claim the dog took it's own life so it wouldn't have do deal with her.
This will probably still be made in China, so the parents of most American kids may not be able to afford such “luxuries”. But the wealthy parents - sure! Is this really what we want to teach our kids? Bigotry, racism and hate are taught. They are learned behaviors.
Animal Killing Barbie! Dog and goat not included.
Guys, she's too old to be a Barbie
Paid for from all the cuts in the NOAA workforce Repub Nazi's and Musk got rid of.
Might as well keep doing what they usually do and start a tab for her at this point. Lives are at stake and she's playing a doll dress-up game with their blood money. If she doesn't care enough to sign, why should they care enough to get her permission?
She had to choose the right costume for "acting like she cared".
Cosplay Barbie needs to be fired. CBGS
She misplaced her costume I would assume
Dumb Bitch Bimbo ICE Barbie
Of course she didn’t. She was hoping god would take care of it.
Burn in hell
Uvalde all over again.
She hasn't paid one whit of attention to FEMA
Too busy putting on her makeup?