Vomit-inducing sycophantism.
Vomit-inducing sycophantism.
I can't give it space in my head.
everyone passed out because of Donald Trump’s foul odor
Every single asshat in that room. Will go down in history as a traitor to the US Constitution. They will be remembered as the monsters that tried to install fascism in the US.
Absolutely true!!!!!!
Afterwards, he ranks their praise on effusiveness and the loser has to give him a bj.
What a cluster fuck is going on with this good for nothing ass, kissing cabinet. This cabinet would fit in North Korea better. It’s gonna get a lot worse before it gets better. Hey what’s up? We the people are gonna have to take back this nation. Let us remove the TV dictator.
What a crock
He keeps the Cabinet meeting videos handy. Likely his version of porn.
These people are like dogs who lick their butts; they obviously like the taste of shit. DON'T FEED THE OLIGARCHS RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
Bunch of bootlicking MAGATS. No self respect.
What the fuck is wrong with those so called people.
Never been a believer in the idea of workers (in this case, in the loosest sense of the word) being replaced by AI, but couldn’t you just get him in a room on his own and have Grok blow smoke up his ass all day and spare the rest of us this revolting, time-and-money wasting spectacle?
It’s so fucking embarrassing!!
The Nazis also praised Hitler.
Good grief get off your knees, wipe your chin and do some work. This is literally disgusting.
It really is
I had a meeting today with my bathroom cabinet, my kitchen cabinets, and the ones in the shop and studio. It was way more productive.
Yeah, you really have to go down to the junk drawer level, or below, like to the septic tank to even get close to it. 🤣
The amount of ass kissing white folks will do is astounding. How does one grow up without any self-respect, pride or decency about themselves? White folks are always willing to degrade themselves for a position. This happens within regular work environments too. Shameful
Replace white with MAGA or even just scum and you'd be more accurate.
Respected!
Is Clarence Thomas white? Is Candace Owen's white? Is Leo Terrell white? Is Byron Donald's white? Is Kodak Black white? Is Darryl Strawberry white?
🤦 👢😝s....
I guess they swallowed, too.
Wow…I haven’t seen this much ass-kissing since the last trump cabinet meeting…lol pathetic 😂😂😂😂
Disgusting
Witkoff put me over the edge 😭
This was a bullshit session, with bootlickers demonstrating how spineless they all are.
I wonder if that’s actually some sort of competition. You know who can kiss ass better. And the winner gets what a free round of golf at Mar-A-Fartco ?
Truly sickening🤢🤢🤢
Laughably pathetic of them all.
Hey, thanks, guy!
Oh barf
I just threw up in my mouth
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I tried to post directly to Trump but my language on X is far from polite with him. He has some special filtering that blocks works like f**king POS and b°°tch. Lol But yes. :) I will now again.
This video is bitching good. Blow away the fing MAGAts
Toadally bitchin' shebruh
Like omg funny stuff Elonia Queen of Mars. He is ruthless, and somewhat naughty. #ScaredKetchup
Ya #ScaredKetchup is hella funny and always doing higher quality AI. You have to see the Elon ones. He has said he is going to do a movie. Good channel and creator to follow.
This cracked me up! It was great! 😊 hahaahah
Dystopian! 😵💫 When did the US turn into North Korea again?
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Strange I have never wished for a cult mass suicide in my life, learn something new everyday
Barf
could someone muzzle them all xx
nauseating.
These are sad clowns and they should be laughed out of every restaurant and every store they enter, for the rest of their loser lives.
Trump should read his Bible about worshipping the golden calf.
Trump holds his Bible upside down, Antichrist style.
😎
His cabinet needs a case of chapstick.
Room Full Of Fascist Sycophant Ass Kissers. Bravo! 😂🤣
The Dicktator’s Cabal eagerly and shamelessly kissing his ass/genitals, to his delight!
Jesus
It's one thing to post a video on social media where we can choose if we want to watch how our nation has degraded, it's another for nat'l TV news networks to suffocate almost all their air time with this digital diarrhea.
Glad to learn I missed it on a bigger screen. 🤮 A revolting performance of Dear Leader’s MAGA GOP goons’ mini rally! Did they rehearse the clown show? 😆 Our White House has been relocated to North Korea 😡
The group of notably the most incompetent white men ever to assemble.
And women.☹️
For real.
What a F*^ckin soap opera
Never did I ever imagine the WE would become the GLOBAL laughingstock. 🇺🇸🧨
It’s more like, we dropped our jaws to our chests in disbelief when he got re-”elected”, now they’re down on the floor and we can’t get them up.
I imagine this is what North Korean meetings sound like. When does he erect the statue of himself?
Will be known as “The Big Beautiful Erection.” 🥴
Overheard
So he got his ass thoroughly kissed?
I would have laughed out loud or have had to throwup. Actually this is some of the scariest shit ever.
They couldn’t cock suck any better.
How can they live with themselves? I'm puking already
Wow they actually suck his dick.
Was that an orgasm at the 35 second mark? How many obsequious sycophants does it take to satisfy him?
Omg i thought the same thing
Knowing they were held hostage for 4 hours kissing his a$$ does not make me sad.
Haha this is true! Just desserts!
“I see no makeup on your face nor your hands and we all discuss how jealous we are of your dainty ankles.”
"And you don't have a small penis"
🍄😂
And your golden mane thicker than Fabio’s!
The “ not quite round” table of idiots and the orange demon.
Puke .... and the Noble prize? Big beautiful face in front of the DOL????? I wonder if they really believe this. Well, the adults are clearly not in THAT room!
This would have been the smuggled out footage from Hitler’s bunker as the Red Army planted the Soviet flag on the ruins of the Reichstag and while they were all plotting their getaways.
It IS the aim, after all
The whole thing is pointless and embarrassing
😂😂
I guess they all used A LOT of Chap Stick today ! Pathetic REPUGS !!
Not many people know that if his sycophants aren't effusive enough about how wonderful he is, a trapdoor opens under their seat and they plunge into a tank full of hungry piranhas.
🤣🤣🤣
Shameless bunch of nob gobblers.
So many bubble heads!
Are these real people? America’s version of a North Korean cabinet meeting. MAGA
Apply the lip balm on the way in, then seriously kiss arse the whole meeting.
Jfc! The cringe inducing fawning over this pos is mind-blowing to the extreme.
Good grief
It was a Eulogy. He's gone.
Never forget the speakers. Treason must be punished. JFC pathetic
Oh.
🤞
That’s exactly what I thought too.
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
"And you can now go to heaven, Dear Leader, having turned the office of Presidency into a dictatorship for the benefit of your successor JD Vance and his controllers Miller and Thiel. Amen."
It was definitely giving, “Leave me in the will,” vibes wasn’t it?
From your lips to gods ears.
I think they have to say this regularly to calm him down, but I hope you’re right 😏
My god. This is beyond parody.
He had it taped.
Fuckin scripted, it must be! There's nothing normal about that!..
They all know they need to kiss his ass or they'll lose the possibility of influencing him and their kickbacks.
It’s terrifying how serious they are about saying this stuff. I thought some people were about to cry.
Maybe because they had to say it. And, now, their words will live on forever. How proud their families must be.☹️
Mr President you’re a big POS like the one in your diaper you demented deranged good for nothing idiot.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
They're all soulless ghouls.
Their only job is to kiss 💋 Rumpfs ass.
Fucking vomit
< raises hand > How did he save college football? 🏉
i have the same question. WTF?
🤷🏻♂️
Do they provide knee pads for these "meetings"?
Of course not. They still have to bleed for this child.
Barf bags would be better. But hey.
They no longer need knee pads because they’re professional 💩 eaters.
They have "earned" their calloused knees.
Wet wipes, for spitting and cleaning afterwards 🤢
The results are in: Spits 4 Swallows 14
He's looking at that woman like she's in the grocers' freezer, and he's a starving sociopath.
Nah they're all swallowers 🙄
Haha. Came to mind. But the catheter. Lol
Trump feeling a little better today. They drained all the fluid from around his heart. It will build back up in 2 weeks. Congestive heart failure. Blue hands hidden under the table
That must be why he has a two-week time frame on everything because he's playing "beat the clock" with congestive heart failure.
Go CHF Go!
I feel compelled to say something as a Paramedic: You’re kinda right about what you’re saying, except that he likely has to have dialysis to lower the volume of fluid in his vessels. Draining fluid from around the heart is called pericardiocentesis. Though it’s entirely possible they’re doing that
That's informative and interesting to me, thank you!
He might have port in his arm.
Your keyboard to Gods ears. Let us pray.
Yep, he's not following a proper diet. He doesn't have long
From your lips to god's ears!
Don’t get your hopes up
You must be fun at parties
Admittedly I pessimistic! But I like to say realist. I also, know that only the good die young. So, that dude will live to be 120
I understand your pessimism, times are tough, but that's exactly why we need to keep our collective chins up. Also, agreed! He'll live a long time, if only out of spite.
If that’s living, I’d rather move on.
Aren't you supposed to have a heart to have CHF??
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They’re not required to swallow???
response censored due to its sexist nature
Most likely. They just keep it off camera.
This verbal massaging is only the foreplay.
No, no, no! As a matter of fact, he actually sprinkles talcum powder on the carpet. And then they are pranced around the White House grounds, showing their devotion to Trump on their knees for the day.
If somebody doesn't A1 him beating his mushroom to this video,....
it's so tiny, I think it can only be flicked, not beaten.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 doink!
Isn't that sexual harassment what she said?
He'll still never hear his dad say he's proud of him, or loves him.
And his sons won't hear it from him.🙄
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I was thinking the same thing: “daddy’s NOT in your cabinet #DonnieDipshit ; he really never loved you.”
😂
Kim Jong Un is shaking his head.
2 words... STOMACH TURNING.
Their knees must be sore and their mouths tired… scum bags
Five hundred years or so and we still haven't learned this and weeded 'em all out! 😇
I am also reminded of Charles Bukowki's poem, "The Genius of the Crowd": www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8B...
Wow 👀
I just cleansed myself in his poem from the pathetic clown "cabinet" meeting. couldn't even watched more than half of that circus.
Poetry pleases purges purifies
goosebumps!
I used his poem, set to the amazing musician Whitey's music for a slide of Pret A Manger's RE-co-founder Julian Metcalfe. I chased him off X during the pandemic after he ranted about lockdowns. He kept reposting me & then deleted his account once he realized who I am www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWo2...
If that doesn’t describe today’s GOP, I don’t know what does. “hate is their art” 🔥
Erasmus, 1509
This reminds me of the fact that the stupidest people in America (Dump supporters) think they're really smart and clever.
Hubris is supposed to be pursued hotly by Nemesis. . .
People who have to make a living off of the backs of animals, causing pollution, clearing trees, hurting others for a living, has no talents or skills. They are the most useless and destructive humans on earth.
Can you imagine the angst every day over picking the right tie?
They should all plaster the Turd on their underwear.
how do they do this with a straight face?
The money helps.
Judging by the smile on Trumps' face, I can't help but wonder if Marko Rubio, with his many responsibilities in Trumps' cabinet, is also "Chief Stroker-Under-the-Table." But after hearing what I just did, I have come to the conclusion that they all take turns.
I wouldn't be surprised if Marco jumped off a bridge. I wonder if he realized just how low he'd have to stoop.☹️
He should have known. The evidence and horror stories have been bandied about by previous cabinet members, aides, senetor, etc. for quite a while now.
OMG. I didn't know it was possible to debase oneself to that degree while not under duress. SMFH.
Well that particular women was fired by her constituents after only one term in a HIGHLY red suburb of Portland. She was unemployed. As Trump knows the unemployed will sell their soul. That is why he has unemployed so many in government
You KNOW things!
It's a contest! Who's got the brownest nose!
Oof I’ve had to shut this off at least 4 Xs …..just gonna skip it now. It’s disgusting, full of lies and sociopathic ghoulish behavior. I thought it wa AI generated at first. But nooooo, these are real people that have lost their minds
The court of the king with no clothes! It is absolutely nauseating to see these boot-licking sycophants fawning over one of the most corrupt, divisive leaders of our time. These enablers have blood in their hands!
Did she mean "Big banner of your ugly mug pretending to be a king"?
Her goofy performance was truly, laughably awful and too cringey… operatic! 🤣 Beyond embarrassing! 😳
Crazy Kiss Ass Mafia Lieutenants praising the Capo di Tutti. If not, they get taken out and are executed.
Seriously how can you post this garbage. Its pornographic and not in the Stormy Daniels in her hey day kind of way. More like 2 girls 1 cup.
Because people need to know.
You're saying there are people who don't know that his cabinet members are handpicked to stroke his vagina?
Oh, my sweet summer child. Over 1/3 of the US population can't be bothered or only know what they hear on corporate media and rarely pay attention to what's laughably called news. Slightly less than 1/3 don't care as long as they think it's causing people they don't like pain.
Hell, many of the 1/3 left can't lower themselves to think like Trump, so they have trouble realizing his he works.
Oh, also kudos on the 2 girls, 1 cup reference. 😎
Oh.. gag me with a spoon. These people are sickening.
I can’t even fathom bowing down and overly praising someone who doesn’t give one fuck about you. The only reason any of them are even allowed in the room is because they are willing to overly praise him. They are all just trying to live it up on our tax dollars and they need him to do it.
Holy shit, why doesn't he just whip it out so they can suck his dick in both the figurative and literal sense?
Because his inability to get off would then be obvious to everyone.
So, someone needs to add a laugh track to this.
👍😂
That circle jerk is HUGE
Gotta keep that grift coming to their bank accounts!
GTFOHWTBS GEEEZUS!
Did they give him a happy ending?
This is what he wants.
Cuz hes a petulant child.
That will go down in history under the definition of SYCOPHANCY. 🤮
Right?
And these bastards know they don’t have presidential immunity & just maybe they want him to stop to lessen their own chance of future legal exposure ?
When the hangings start, I want them to be public
They're NOT SMART enough to THINK that far ahead! That's why Trump CHOSE them! They're the MOST IGNORANT, INCOMPETENT people he could find!
You forgot corrupt!!
They know he dying and want their blanket pardons before he meets lower management one day.
Sieg Heil!
Oy Gevalt. The Goyim know! Shut it down!
They were handed a script to read from before the meeting. Just like Ghislane Maxwell.
So their "important" meetings are ALL about them PRAISING their DUMBA$$ LEADER! Other Countries are looking at us and LAUGHING at what STUPID, yet DANGEROUS leadership we have! They're the MOST INCOMPETENT & IGNORANT bunch of MORONS that EVER sat in the WH!🤬
I'm British, I live in Spain, I travel Internationally....Trust me when I say...The whole world LAUGHS at Trump. Dangerous? Absolutely, because of his pathological narcissism, and a disaster for the US...But the buffoon is box office comedy.
I think his STUPIDITY & the FACT that he always looks so DUMB is what makes so many people FALL for his LIES & DON'T SEE the DANGER! You DON'T have to be smart to be DANGEROUS, you just have to be a Narcissistic Sociopath, pathological LIAR & have GULLIBLE fools to do your DIRTY WORK!
Our shame is the world's joke. 😩
Unfortunately, yes. I've been to the US several times, and the people I met were wonderful, wonderful people, a little strange, but wonderful. I do fear for your country .
👍😥
Are you one of the Europeans who believes he’s also president of Europe? Because he believes he is…
Err...No.
I only wish he knew the world laughs at him. He’s such an embarrassment.
He probably thinks they laugh 'with him'...Big difference.
I see your point but there is nothing funny about any of this. It’s an authoritarian steamroller that will continue to cause damage long after his sorry ass is gone.
Oh, I agree. It's a very dark humour....
OMG! The cabinet meeting is not for business? It's for sucking up? Hurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe this is why. youtu.be/gFqno1EKyp8?...
God, you’re absolutely right!! they’re all bidding for his praise and seeing who can suck up the best. Do they hand out kneepads as you enter the room?
Lol
These people need to go on a list! America - this is way past embarrassing.
Dear Leader basking in the effusive but insincere praise from his sycophants and lickspittles. Looks like he had a dopamine overload.
😂😂😂. Its got to he AI generated.
A similar adulationfest occurred in the first Cabinet meeting of his first term. These flattery sessions should not be watched by those who don’t have strong stomachs.
These session should not be watched. And just the first 10 mins should be enough to get him the fuck out of the White House for incompetence. But apparently not.
Straight out of North Korea.
I WISH that weren’t real!
😂
Not the first time I’ve seen one of these validation sessions. I saw a video of a cabinet meeting from the first term. I can still remember the look on John Kelly’s face as he struggled with himself, then mumbled something about it being an honor to serve the American people.
I'll never forget Diane Feinstein's facial expression. in one of thse meetings when Trump farted.
These nimrods would tell him how sweet it smells.🤬
It's not. I wish it was.
Gag me!
🥾👅—>🤢🤮 “That’s all I have to say about that.” Forrest Gump
Wow, the love. You could just DIE. No, Jabba? Couldn't you just, you know? Today or tomorrow.
Warning: Do Not Watch if you’ve just eaten
Some serious insecurity issues in this room😆
ugh.. clap trap’s piling up high roll up your pant legs
Makes one want to vomit, projectile vomit
WTAF these are the people in charge? Giving oral to the giant orange baby. This is how the world will end…,”Oh we are so lucky to be in your presence, oh great one…. Our lives for you… 🍄🟫 cloud…
Not sure what’s worse, a supposed leaders who requires such abject worship, or the sycophant clowns who sit around a table while televised giving it to him. Disgusting, and NOT the American way.
The sycophants are worse. Without them a narcissist will just flame out. These people actively sold their souls for power.
Truth! It’s not said enough. Who said Senators & Reps are allowed to make decisions based on their own selfish ambitions?
WTFF are these little useless treasonous pendejos smoking???
I can’t even watch the whole thing. I want to puke. WTF is wrong with people. Do they leave these meetings and vomit violently? They have to. No way they don’t.
Last time he was in power, the White House pharmacy was a 24/7 pill mill. Which makes sense when part of your job includes dumbing down Top Secret reports to a third grade reading level so the President can understand them. This is just one more layer of that.
Are they letting RFK direct the WH Pharmacy?
No but they should. That problem would solve itself.
Trump’s greatest talent in his 2nd term has been to surround himself with not a single person having the inner dignity to walk away from this degradation.
🎯💯
There are no words to describe this scene. I lost my breakfast.
🤮
I know I'd have to be heavily medicated!
I think I'd pass out first. Not enough meds in the world for that.
At the top I tought he was asleep, or dead, but then he cracks a little smile. He’s so happy to hear compliments. Grandpa’s the best.
The traitor felon clown nods and drifts off to dictatorville as his incompetents all drone on and on. No one’s nodding in agreement, though, 😆 as each tries to come up with ever more absurd superlatives for the WORST president ever, twice! LOL 👉 Cut to the Democratic Governors of CA, IL and MD! 👏🏻😂
I’d bet that these people have never spoken so kindly to their spouses.
Good one and you’re absolutely right !
Oh, so many things come to mind re. the utterly embarrassing display of farcical fawning (…a silk purse out of a sow’s ear) Our “government” of incompetents at “work”😡 The traitor felon’s ugly mug is stuck on smirk. Where’s his fool’s-gold crown? You know he has one stashed away somewhere in the WH!
OMG, more Mel Brooks material! 😂 A sad mini MAGA GOP cult rally with sycophants trying to outdo each other with their bowing and scraping bs 🤮 A bunch of phony eulogies for the big fat-headed ugly Felon-in-Chief …and, the traitor felon conman sexual predator could not carry the great FDR’s shoes❗️
This was once known as satire. It’s hard to believe it’s now reality.
It is the stuff of satire, all right!
Hope they have their waders on, that’s some deep poop there.
Lying demons sucking on the festering boils of a rotting carcass in the White House, pretty gross.
Is this a North Korean meeting? 🤮
This morning they all have chapped lips...
Orange ones.🤢
Sad senile old man and a weird pervert
Boot licking session. I hate that my money goes to pay these fucks.
Grandfather or not there is no freaking way. I’d let my children spend time with that pig.
Poor kids. 10 bucks says they change their last names one they are 18.
Totally agree. A whole generation of families will be changing their names due to the Republican response to Trump.
I will never get used to this disgusting 🤮 I will never accept this as normal for my country!
C’mon South Park! Do your thing!
Pretty sure they will.👍
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What is the matter with these stupid idiots. Do they have no pride.
No, no pride, no shame, no honesty, no integrity, no ethics only self-aggrandizement.
The last time he sat on his commodious rump for 3+ hours doing *absolutely nothing* was on January 6th, his "Day of Love". The worthless TRAITOR should be sitting and rotting in prison right now!
Oh my god, this is absolutely sickening! I hope all those liars get exactly what they deserve.
Thank you for saving college football 🏈? WTF?
WTF was that?! 😄
If you don't want to be banished from Trump's presence, you have to always kiss his ass.
WTF
WTF?! Until we remove money from politics nothing will change.
Do these fuckers have any idea how SHUNNED, MOCKED, and DERIDED they are going to be after he keels over dead in the next year or so? They will have shamed themselves so deeply that no one is gonna buy their inevitable redemption tours. Fuck them all, bootlicking asskissers. Have some dignity. 🙄
Four damn hours! Someone should have screamed “Boo!” Dammit.
The worship is repulsive
That's "fake" worship. None of these people mean a word they're saying. ☹️
That’s a fact; they are just thirsty for power
The Noble Prize? He is certainly not noble. Or deserving of the Nobel.
Finally confirming what I heard. Thank you. See my comment five minutes ago. Who was that fool??
Steve Witcoff, United States Special Envoy to the Middle East. Another genius.
Is he fucking sleeping again? Someone give him milk and leave him in a room somewhere before he hurts himself
The meeting should end with each member stating, “and Mr President, you don’t have a tiny penis!”
"Thank you for your attention to that tiny matter" 🍄😂
Cringe city.
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😂😂😂
Disgusting.
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Disgusting 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
This disgusting what a bunch of sicophant toadies they have no self respect or shame shame on all of them especially the orange dick tater🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I don’t care how much ass kissing they do, his diaper is still dirty.
- duped dumb & deadly - the end of america - or the end & a new beginning - forked lightning etcetera -
@governor.ca.gov press office troll these people with your own cabinet meeting video. Make it over the top 🤣🤣🤣
These cabinet meetings are getting worse every minute. These people must puke into their own mouths. Even they know it. It’s pathetic!
Traitors every one.
HOLY SHIT 🤢😂
They really need to rename it from the orange regime's cabinet meeting to, who around this table can tell the best lie about him, without cracking a smile.
Sycophant traitor scum.
Selling their souls while stroking his ego and enabling him further! Maybe their bonuses are dependent on it ?
I think they are stroking something else.
Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up 🤮
beat you to it
Wait. What?
This not only mocks Trump, but devalues Newsom by depicting him in the same light as "strongmen" Trump and Putin. Bad company.
Brown nosers! 😡
Thinking of that scene in Succession when they have to act like Boars on the floor 🐗 and fight for sausages. That scene plus Monty Pythons “oh God, you are so great”. Both come to mind. Beyond humiliating. Way beyond
Why does this fucker always look like Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels when he's seated at a table? Surely looks like he just pissed himself.
Utterly disgusting 🤮
There went dinner. Watching these disgusting tributes works better than mounjaro
Yes it does
Sickening
All i heard was alot of cock sucking. It looked more like nurse Ratchets 4:00 group.
Do they bring their own kneepads or do they hand them out as the end of the room?
What is wrong with these people? They are sitting there praising this idiot. What a bunch of spineless losers.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
What the hell is this? I'm nearly gagging...
😐😟🥴🤢🤢🤢🤮
Jesus Fucking Christ.
The weekly or is it daily gathering of the Come Kiss My Ass Club.
I just couldn’t listen…
Someone please tell me this is a joke??