A judge once said any good prosecutor could indict a sandwich. Well, the Trump DOJ just failed to indict someone for throwing one.
A judge once said any good prosecutor could indict a sandwich. Well, the Trump DOJ just failed to indict someone for throwing one.
Sandwiches for everyone. Vive le resistance
to fair, the charge was stupid
Operative word: good
Hopefully it's more nullification than shoddy prosecution. Seems crappy prosecutors can get indictments all day long.
bravo. chase those suckers out of DC and trump the chump too
I will wonder if Piro will be filming a sequel? youtu.be/RFWxo8XJ2Vs?...
When J6 rioters get a Presidential pardon for brutally assaulting police, how can someone be convicted of assault for throwing a sandwich? The President has sanctioned vicious assaults on police.
The incident has added the requirement for the vest manufacturer to certify protection against projectiles of cured meats, including salami, capicola, pepperoni, and mortadella.
DC is pushing back against this siege by Donald. youtu.be/Be6mp9vgM2w
In retaliation, the small-hands dictator will likely nationalize every sandwich shop in DC and force them to sell only to people wearing MAGA hats.
The sole purpose of the ‘DOJ’ is to protect pedophile trump’s diaper encased fat ass. 👎
it was a schmear campaign
Ahh yes, but did they indict the 🥪?
Go on...
Turns out it was all bologna
There was no ham on his sandwich.
Every earthworm has a higher IQ and more backbone than the pedophile Donald Trump and his stupid sycophants in the White House. They don't even know what an earthworm is.
IF they proceed......go for trial by jury and jury nullification, just like we need to do with Luigi!
Release the Epstein Files
A total SandWICH HUNT! With massive conflicts of interest!
Vox populi, vox dei.
Using the “Force feeding the force” defense because ICE genuinely looked starved and malnourished
Bwahahahaha
Possibly, it wasn't a meatball sub.
How about for violating Trump law by burning a flag?
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Not a ham sandwich, I presume.
They may take our lives, but they'll never take our right to protest via flying Subway sandwiches!
Set up a meat and greet with the (sandwich) press.
so get ready for an executive order, striking those people from being able to serve on a jury again in firing them from their jobs. Neither of those things should be something he has control over, but that seems to have no impact on whether or not he issues an executive order or not.
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This is great. Same time this is a clear indication we are headed towards a secession or worse. All cause of 1 orange idiot and 1 media network running propaganda unchecked for 20 years.
They will probably retaliate by disappearing him to Uganda or one of the other shithole countries they are sending innocent people to. The law is not important in comparison to their hate.
The truth is stalking Trump and he knows it. Shame on all the adults around him who chose to protect Trump at the expense of the countless young girls sexually abused. Some victims will be speaking about the Trio Trafficking Ring (Epstein, Ghislaine and Trump) on September 3. Mark your calendar.
Because they have no good prosecutors anymore.
bwahahahaha
Apparently it wasn’t a ham sandwich.
Good thing he didn’t use a Muffaletta. Those things are deadly.
Foreign enemies are dealt with more harshly.
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Can’t wait for this Administration to request a review of this by his Supreme Court
Sandwich guy beat the wrap
"Borderline impaired or delayed" from Wikipedia.
#TrumpAndHisBottomBarrelAttorneys #YOUSUCKSOBAD 🤣 #TrumpHiresTheRejects
Take the lies out of him and he would disappear.
That We Saved Some Money On A Fruitless Suit. 🤣🤣
He Had Just Left Employment At D.O.J. Back off Ms.Bondi.
That settles the old hoagie, submarine, hero issue…it’s a HERO sandwich!
Ha ha. In that case, DOJ sandwich thrower should get his job back too.
Winter is coming.
Still a true statement. A good prosecutor wouldn't charge 'felony' over a sammitch.
MAGA pansies. 🧚♀️ Terrified of a sandwich but expecting school children to “get over it” with AK-47s.
Was it a Hero sandwich or Subway's Outlaw sandwich?
good job for this court and grand jury. people can see through the BS this DOJ is doing. we have to fight to survive this craziness and this is one way how to do it.
culinary incompetence with trump does not surprise me, the only thing he could ever cook was the books
Just because they say something bad will happen to someone, doesn't mean they succeed. This is a clown car!!
Hero sandwich
Maybe throw the Sandwich next time at a Taco?
He beat the wrap
Good one!
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Im Still Playing Patrick's Song.. LOL.
Hoo boy! This one! 👏 Can't believe I didn't think of it myself.🤦
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He Controled Himself.😅🤣. People Do Worse.
The judge was Sol Wachtler from the NYS Court of Appeals. He specifically referred to a "ham sandwich." And, in case you don't understand his point in this context: The DOJ presented ONLY the evidence it wanted the grand jury to hear and still couldn't convince them that a felony occurred.
I think the original quote specified a ham sandwich. Maybe it was a baloney sandwich that he threw. Baloney is appropriate for Trump's DOJ, since it describes so many of their statements.
… because it was not gluten free
SCOTUS wants to have a word about that.
Yes i literally heard that in response to trumps felony indictments from MAGATs
Reminder: Meritless MAGA Nazi Barbie Bondi went to probably the worst law school in the entire world and the only reason she’s “AG” is because she works for the Trump Crime Family as their personal lawyer and not for the American people, as she is supposed to.
I served on a Special Grand Jury in Ohio for 9 months that met once a month to hear between 2-4 cases. Not one time did we NOT hand down a true bill (bill of indictment) on dozens of cases.
Huh. I never heard of that type of jury function. Interesting.
The Toddler Looses Again!! He’s such a Loser!!! Just Pathetic!!
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The real crime committed here is the attempt to indict a man for felony assault over a thrown sandwich that did absolutely no harm.
Now Subway has a new spokesperson and slogan. SUBWAY Aim for ICE
So, I guess the DOJ is full of baloney (sorry, couldn't resist)?
that's because he put a prosecco-tor on the case.
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When they're done with immigrants they'll be snatching Democrats next.
The radical right and their angry pimple like leader has been demonizing Democrats already, it's always the "bad bad Democrats who 'hate' America." It's sickening. 🚬😎
Immigrants, judges, prosecutors, Doctors, Professors. Hell, professionals have been resigning since DAY ONE
It's NOT like something nominal like poking a cop in the face with a flagpole or crowning them with a bike rack............ Maybe it was tuna which is far from a ham.
Hero sandwich imo. Loved and laughed.
Seems to be an ongoing theme Jeanine Pirro’s office fails three times to convince grand jurors to return indictment But prosecutors in the nation’s capital have failed three times to get grand jurors’ approval for a felony case to move forward www.msn.com/en-us/news/c...
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Well, see? That was their problem! They should have tried to indict the submarine sandwich.
I hope it doesn't hurt the new special from the subway. If you throw one at me I want a BMT. Trump would obviously want one that's full of bologna.
SHOCKER
You can’t indict people for hurt Fees-Fees! Sorry Fatass McCankles 🤣
lol
No idea yet whether Trump prosecutors will level a misdemeanor charge against Mr. Dunn although vindictiveness is likely. But if they do I would truly love to see his lawyer fight that in court and go to the mat with all the aggressiveness of a murder charge defense. Give these bastards NOTHING.
COOL
Pretty sure there were Congressmen using that same argument to defend Trump's indictments.
This is where the Trump administration start to realize that when you fire all the smart people,all you have left is the overconfident ignorant ones.With the talent pool gone, you are stuck with lawyers resentful to this kind of bullshit and stupid Trump loyalists.There are no legal Einsteins there.
Turkey sub
Ironically the NY Court of Appeals Judge that said that, Sol Wachtler, was indicted himself for stalking his ex-girlfriend.
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hahahahahahahahahaha True
Morons will succeed where smart ones will fail just because they don't know that they failed.
add Schmuck Schumer.
What in the world did you expect Merrick Garland to do? He was a republican for fuck sakes
i expected democrats to learn from holder and yates and how they bungled the bush/cheney criminals and do better we have never had a democratic head of justice OR a democratic special counsel because bipartisanship aka controlled opposition
Amen to this idea. Two useless and ineffective politicians. Democrats need a speaker who will be heard and respected
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Next up are fried pita triangles, thrown like ninja stars, motherfuckers.
Republicans don’t want to get guns off our streets just lethal sub sandwiches. cbwrong.blogspot.com/2025/08/law-...
The People are sending a clear message to the despot and his regime: No more playing nice! No more rolling over! No more acquiescing! We've donned our MMA gloves and our steel-toed combat boots and we're ready to fight for however long it takes!!!
That guy should never have to pay for another sandwich as long as he lives.
But please, make sure this mans free sandwiches are proper sandwiches, not Subway slop. 🤣
Jersey Mike's.
Ive read Jersey Mike's founder is a real racist pos who donates to Proud Boys and Boogaloo Boys. So maybe choose another restaurant.
They got rid of all the good prosecutors or they quit so there ya go.
When the lower 1/3 of any graduation class for the last 70 years are running the government, is it any wonder why they cannot do anything other than fail up because of privilege. White or penis??
Guy throws sandwich at police. Gets arrested. Charge gets dismissed. So who wins? The guy? The public? Nah. This is a game of terror. The copious publicity helped get the message firmly across: You put a toe out of place and you're in deep trouble. Terror teaches the population to be passive.
Don’t get to excited. They’ll find a way to transfer these cases to Alabama or some other MAGA hell hole.
Good people for win today ! We should be celebrating the sub sandwich, not yet again denigrating this beautiful American tradition, of eating and huking the sub.
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I hope he shoves it up their ass next time.
I would settle for an indictment against a banana (republic dicktit)
Should I buy shares in Subway🤔
So it would appear that assault with a deli weapon cannot be considered a felony.
I’m outta order?? You’re out of order!!My whole sandwich order is outta order!!!
Truest of heros he is. My tummy still hurts. Can not stop laughing. Sooo damned good is he.
Thank you Aaron Parnas for the written report. A grand jury for throwing a non lethal object, basically bread w/lunch meat & mayo, is truly excessive abuse of the justice system.
The good people of DC saw how this was opportunity to rein in the abuse by regime before they are able to use same tactics for waving a protest sign.
The American people once said a good President will never deploy the army onto the streets against the American people. Trump is a failure.
😂😂😂😂 what a d🍆ck he is.
TO BE a MEMBER of the MAGA MALIGNANCY or Repugnant-Con Party, all that's required is that you have zero self-esteem and be a major di&k-suck$r.
In my experience as a former prosecutor/trial lawyer, most juries have a very sensitive bullshit detector. The rules governing federal grand juries strongly favor the government (thus the sandwich reference) but if you present bullshit to a grand jury, there’s a decent chance that they’ll push back.
Is that Trump? Dear Lord, he does not look well.
I expect the residents of DC are going to make their dissatisfaction more and more obvious, be it in the streets, in the courtrooms, or elsewhere.
I find this surprising - it was a Subway sandwich after all.
Grand jury delification
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D.C.! Respect
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That is what you get when you remove all the competent people and have to rely on mediocre clowns instead. We are experiencing inverse DEI on all levels of government. And let me assure you: the trains did NOT run on time in fascist Italy.
Mediocre is a wild exaggeration, fucking morons, rapists, drunks..
I was trying to be polite, but yes, that too.
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End this regime!
It’s an occupation
American citizens in DC showing that they have the power and they won’t use it to support fascism and overcharging other American citizens. What he did is clearly not a freaking felony! 👏👏👏
Trump failed in California, a sandwich throwing citizen destroyed him D.C., and now he thinks he can reign in Chicago.. really, is he going to have our troops shoveling snow and dodging gangsters throwing deep dish pizza.
...which put raw, running, rotten egg glop all over Ja-Kneel Weirdo's & Scam Blondee's shrill, 12x plastic-surgery-ed faces. #Dragabagamagahags
Two words... Jury Nullification Do your Jury Duty.
But was it a ham sandwich?
Ham sandwiches feel safer tonight
Bondi isn’t a good prosecutor. She’s certainly not a good American. If you have a different opinion you just haven’t been paying sufficient attention.
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Well, I guess the U.S. Attorney for D.C. must be a bottom of the barrel lawyer. Hahahahaha, oh that's right it's Jeanine Pirro, she is a real loser
Serious question, what can/will Trump and his administration do to end run around the grand jury system?
I make this promise, If asked to sit on a grand jury, I will refuse to indict. If asked to sit on jury, I will refuse to convict. Anyone for silly accusations like these, as we all should.
Throwing a sandwich is a felony? Shitler and his thugs revel in ruining peoples lives.
Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Prince Andrew at Royal Ascot 'LADIES DAY' in June of 2000, Maxwell wearing green. Epstein also attending Prince Andrew's 40th birthday celebration at Windsor castle on the same trip. Prince Andrew also invited Epstein to sit in the Royal Box with the Queen.
They are so inept. It's kind of funny despite the fires.
Leave it to ‘Judge Box of Wine’ to prove ‘Judge, my Wife is in Charge of the Flags’ wrong. The U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia is corrupt and incompetent. #DisbarBondi #DisbarPirro #DOJisCorrupt
most need reminded of the wife in charge of flags Judge
Which is funny because on May 20, 2007 Scott Stapp of Creed was taken into custody for throwing a food item at his wife
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Wait, they got a grand jury together in a month? 🤔
Hoagie: 1 Boxed Wine: 0
You mean it is not a felony to throw a sandwich at someone anymore? FOOD FIGHT!
This dude is the worst drunk ever!
Haha
It just gets more +more laughable on a daily basis. Bondi had to let the dangerous sandwich thrower free from prosecution. I’m glad I don’t live in his neighborhood. Did they at least make him register as “a sandwich thrower”, so we’ll know where he is at all times. Beware sandwich thrower.
Maybe it was FAKE HAM?
Hey Trump. Can you do some Real Good and Get guns under control? School threats and shooting are out of control and you do nothing but national guard is picking up garbage.
Piro CAN'T indict a sandwich thrower. Wasting taxpayer time and $ making a mockery of the court system/law. I bet prosecutors in America are proud to call her one of their own. LOL! We still have a justice system until we don't which may be soon according to orange Hitler.
Turns out you can't indict a ham sandwich
No meat to the case.
Thank god they are such incompetent morons.
Competence matters. Who knew? Also. . .the upfront in your face bad faith of the DOJ is now accepted law by the judiciary.
When you hire graduates from Trump University School of Law™️
Says something about the quality of the prosecutors Trump employs 😂
He must Sue the DOJ & every individual involved, personally. False arrest, assault, malicious prosecution, and defamation. One Billion Dollars, and a demand for an injunction. That will cause the fascists some pause to keep marching. THAT is what Republicans would do. Because they are in a war.
Good. Throwing a sandwich at someone is not a fucking felony
Whatever
The mass exodus of quality attorneys from the DOJ is very apparent. The charges should have never been filed in the first place.
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It's getting to the point that if Karma doesn't get on it ASAP...I'm moving beyond Twain's first sentiment.
If he's dead in two days, you will be my personal Nostradamus.
So is that August 29th or 30th? 🔮 I want to clear my schedule so I can drink every damn drop of champagne and wine in the house!!! 🎉💃🍾🥂🗽🎆
I guess you CAN't indict a ham sandwich ! 😂
Thanks for having a brain.
I think the quote referenced a ham sandwich, if it needs to reference Demented Donnie it would have to be a shit sandwich And, unfortunately, everyone but the 1%ers are going to have to take a big, ol', wet, dripping, sloppy, bite
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And how much waste did this cost the taxpayers?
What a bunch of LOSERS 🤣🤣🤣
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Viva La Club on Wheat!
Stunning? How about “expected”?
Ingest a sandwich
Is his fake tan makeup getting darker? Or just redder?🤡