She's got a future as a pitch-woman for a chain of funeral homes.
As the first defense against the destruction of our country’s laws and liberties, these fools (read Republicans) buckle with cowardice by quitting their jobs instead of standing up to Trump and standing up for the people they represent. Despicable.
Good. Just let her career die with it
Been a skank too long 😡
It's all so they can run another Trump friend who can say they didn't vote for the bill that will cause so many Iowans problems
All Republicans need to be voted out of office. Even if you like them they need to go. Out of office every single one of them. Oh my God we're going to end up like Russia you think you got choices but you got no choices. Vote every Republican out pressure all the rest to leave early
It doesn't matter if you like the Republican if you think they're a good person they're Republicans they're not standing up to Trump cuz they're scared that is not their job to be scared. They're being paid to do the tough work. Every Republican must go
👏👏👏👏👏 now I can take her off my letter writing list, only question is will she do a Thom Tillis and finally speak the TRUTH? Not holding my breath, doubtful 🤨 seems clueless without morals or ethics, sad 😢 she’s a Veteran!
Rat's leaving a sinking ship
Don’t leave, you were so much fun to be around 😩😭
I support that.
She misses castrating hogs.
She's gonna be RFK's new deputy. Bank on it.
He will need staff after all those resignations
Smart decision, Joni. We all have to retire sometime.
Seems to me like she knew “she was going to die” if she ran for reelection 🙄
Excellent.
Can't be beaten if you just quit.
She can get busy dying now.
Well, the corn-fed turd is getting better at reading the room, anyway.
Probably got a lobbying job at United Healthcare.
She'll need something because her military pension is not a sure thing under Trump.
Probably cause she would fit right in 😜
With a welcome bonus
Because that bitch knows the voter retribution is coming and wants to cash out like the coward they all are. Fuck that cunt.
No thanks! but let’s hope karma sorts her out sooner rather than later
When the trash takes itself out
Another POS that needs to be put out with the trash!
Let’s hope she gets on with the dying so we don’t have to provide her a salary for her long lifetime and her free healthcare for life that she denied other people
Good. Cut her Medicaid now.
Good riddance
🚨🚨Breaking News🚨🚨 The rats jump ship!!!
Bless her baby heart
We’ll see if she follows through. Spartz said the same and then changed her mind and is still in Congress.
Rich and compelling. But are Dems ready or are they busy analyzing their non-confrontational high-road options? 🫣
Buh-bye.
Nah, my guess is the got wind of how easily the dem opponents chances are of winning so the GOP is quietly hahaha asking for her not to run. Wanna bet
She's getting a cushy lobbyist job where she can continue to fuck up Iowa and the country by proxy.
I guess telling her constituents we’re all going to die was not a good idea
When you have not protected your constituents, it's time to seek the exit. This can be said of every so-called Republican now serving. They all need to search their conscience and decide whether they are just serving their own self-interest?
She’s a coward like all the repukes…. They are all corrupt
Is she going back home to castrate more bulls? Or, is she going to stay in DC and becoming a special interest representative?
The arsonist always returns after the fire, but then casually walks away from the ashes. Joni lit the match with a grin, watched it burn, and now strolls off like the wreckage was someone else’s problem. #Joni-WeAreAllGonnaDie-Ernst
cashing out on the grift. What a traitor.
She would never win anyway.
She already sold out this country
Good. She’s a vile person.
Interesting how saying galactically dumb things has a negative impact on electilability for anyone other than Orange Jesus. A good sign that once he's gone, there may not be anyone to carry the torch the same way. Although, social media has created an entire generation of narcissists, so we'll see.
Good riddance. May she regret her many despicable choices until she faces then ultimate life review.
Good riddance. What a miserable excuse for a human being.
GOOD. now go fuck tourself as your constituents "die." not that you give a shit.....
need a goddamn edit feature.... when's it coming?? tourself.....= YOURSELF. sorry gang.
Me, also. I wouldn't think adding an edit would be difficult 😕
This makes me irrationally angry. She blew up the US and was a callous bitch to her constituents, then just walks away when the going gets tough...for her. What a POS.
That is perfect rational anger. Don't be so hard on yourself.
@meidastouch.com can you make a quick video asking ex special forces and all other veterans to go protect Kamala she has no protection trump took it away and she is doing her book tour she is in danger.
Great news! Iowans are not stupid. Democrats have an opportunity to pick up this seat. The BBB and tariffs have been destructive in Iowa.
I'm rooting for Josh Turek!
Well, Joni, all our careers are gonna die…. Just another craven Republican politician seeing the handwriting on the wall after the special election where Dems broke the state GOP supermajority.
Good riddance. She couldn't even stand up for our service members when they needed her to stop the Hegseth nomination and betrayed our nation with the Gabbard nomination. Sold her soul for nothing.
not quite for nothing, she got her $$. She's firmly in that "fuck you, I got mine" group of assholes.
A win for America 🇺🇸
Bailing out now because she knows it’s going to get worse and does not want any more blood on her hands. Fuck this twat though.
The Democrat who wants that seat had better get front and center now. Stand up, tell constituents who you are and what you believe. Show us you are at protests and fighting for America. No one can vote for a Democrat who lives in the shadows, playing both sides. Be brave or let a brave Democrat run.
I sure hope the door doesn't hit her in the ass too hard. It would be a shame to ruin her hair. 😉 Oh well, back to the cemetery with her. The price of selling your soul.
She made her money and will now move to Russia. (I'm guessing)
Lmfao! That's wishful thinking.
She better go. Cuz her treachery will not be forgotten. As for the farmers who elected her: glad you’re going bankrupt.
We’ll just bail them out. Again.
Proj 25 tells us they will not this time but they will steal their farms.
No. They won’t this time. They will however grab farms for huge ag corporations. Oh well. This is what thick Iowans wanted. I wish only the worse for them.
They can be the first to start screwing in little screws into iphones all day. They voted for that future. They can have it.
I read somewhere that JD has a company of foreign investor ready to swoop in and buy these family farms when they fail. Truly an opportunist.
This will make food prices skyrocket is Ag Corp goes in there. I mean we don't need corn except for maybe livestock food. Is ethanol still a thing? farmflavor.com/iowa/iowa-cr...
Food prices are already going to skyrocket because of the amount left in the vine this year.
In our salad bowl (Salinas Valley, CA), we're not having ICE raids like elsewhere. This is where my dad farmed and where I'm still invested in farming. There was disturbing news at the shareholder meeting last week about VC firms gobbling up independent farms. NOT GOOD to hear about.
Thats the goal I think. The rich want to own everything that’s tangible, then rent it to back to us on the slave wages they pay us.
That’s what they ‘think’ they’re going to get. They clearly don’t get what the backlash will be. Like everyone will roll over for them. Like epic proportions of the French Revolution.
I am truly sorry to hear. I lived in Pacific Grove in my 20s and dearly love the area. I was wondering if ICE had gotten to Salinas yet.
I LOVE PG. Such a sweet little town. Were you so bored? It's pretty sleepy. I went to LA for college and my 20s. I needed out of small towns. Everyone knows your business. They say... "Does your dad know"... "What would Sr. Claire say..." No, thank you.
I don't think there should be any corporate farms, even if food was a bit more expensive.
Agree! Just like corps should own homes. We forget that people come first bc America has shoved us in the direction of this current state. We can end this by voting out shitheads.
Part of the plan.
Ethanol is in 98% of all gasoline, I think up to 10%. People eat corn, not just livestock. A lot is exported. "2.75 billion bushels of corn in the 2024/2025 marketing year"
Many countries won't accept our GMO corn.
Many countries won't accept anything from the US. This is the "and find out" stage of "Fuck Around.
Esp now w/the tariff 'thing'.
not for human consumption
True
That fact page said that the corn is used primarily for livestock. Good to know about ethanol. Thank you. My dad grew eating corn (Irvine Ranch Sweet Corn) in Southern California back when it was one big ranch. Long gone these days. My family farmed in CA for 80 years. I chose tech (sadly).
That’s EXACTLY what’s going on…
I like the cut of your jib!
And they now have AcreTrader (acretrader.com) to help them do it. JD Vance is a major investor.
Yep, farmers will be just fine. Joni better move to Texas, and quick.
Not this time. The point is to destroy the economy and throw us into a depression. They can get rich stealing everything. It’s easier to control the hungry, sick and poor masses. Our government is inches from full out authoritarianism. If there’s a god, some serious GOP smiting would be helpful.
Smiting is going to happen rather by divine hands or ours, the plebs.
I am with you!
Big Ag coming for the farm land.
Live in iowa. They are the biggest welfare queens out there. But they think they are better than the rest of us.
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY
We need Iowans to vote for the Dem this time. Regardless of how they voted last time.
I have zero faith in Trump voters to do what’s right. We’ll see if the voters who stayed home (barely much better) vote.
Well you better start believing in swing voters because your life may depend on them.
Every Republican should move to Russia. They've got room.
Goodbye, Senate… heh-LOW, FUCKS NEWS!!!
So the traitor wants to run before the trials for treason begin? They slit our throats and crawl away like an assassin in the night. They were never here to represent our population or work for it's citizens. They lied to get in so they could destroy America. Now they run away. We will find you!!!
Good riddance
Disgusting dirtbag.
She's still guilty of treason
She would t get it anyway
The damage she has caused is already done. Hopefully a Democrat with a spine will get elected and we can at least try to stop the bleeding.
Hip hip hooray!
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Guess she’s smarter than I thought. 🤦♀️
Nah. She just knows when to fold 'em.
Bye bye now!🤮
Guess she's waiting for her cabinet position with the Trump administration
Good riddance.
Mebbe she found out she's terminal?
Coward! Stand up for us!!
She needs therapy. With voltage.
good she’s a big jerk.
Good riddance
Awww, its not fun anymore now that people are holding you accountable.
Oh how I hope a strong democratic candidate steps up
Excellent. Maybe doing the math and seeing that it doesn't look good for liars and no good bastards.
Guessing her family ballots wouldn’t be enough?
Smart move
👏👏👏
Too effin' right!
May she never have a day of peace again in her pathetic, hate-filled life.
Hooray!!
Still gonna spend eternity in darkness
Catelin Drey flips an Iowa state senate seat, and 2 days later Senator Ernst decides to not seek reelection? Have the winds of change in Iowa met tornado level?
Sh don’t bring it up. Keep it on the DL
Is this the let me do terrible things on the way out.
Haha 🤣
Just start the dumpster fire and then leave out to the private sector, eh?
She's going to die anyway.
She couldn't stand the heat so she's taking Truman's advice
DROWNED OUT BY THE TRUTH HURTS, HUH JONI!
Is it because she knows something we don’t and thats because we’re all going to die before the election…..?
Sad Pass the Kleenex
Good riddance
Adios, KKKunt
Good RIDDANCE to this piece of worthless trash. I hope this Hypocristian feels all of the fire of Hell!
Keep it up, everyone. Shame them all. Over and over again. Drive them all out of office. “The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” -- MLK
Good!!!! One down and many more to go!!!!
maggot must be replaced by humans
Good
She had best let her senatorial “career” sunset.
She won't be missed ....
Not one little bit!
About the only way she'll get any approval at her town halls.
May Joni be the very first to do what she said. And, the last
The "We're all going to die remark didn't go over well with her constituents. Perhaps her polling reflected that. GOOD!
Maybe she knows with a dictatorship the government is being rendered obsolete.
I wish her nothing but horrible luck and terrible health👍
Those internal polls must be awful!
You should say she changed her mind about running for reelection after she lost her filter and said something completely republican in public on camera that she couldn’t retract or lie about. Republicans are just too fucking stupid for their own good.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass! Might have thought about doing that before you voted to confirm all of Trump's deranged choices.
GOOD!
And her advisors told her to retire from Congress as soon as they can get her foot out of her own mouth.
Iowa sighs a big sigh of relief. I don't think Joni could have one this time anyway. My hope is that every GOP Rep and Senator who have chosen not to run in 2026, will stand together AGAINST TRUMP to try to right the course of our nation before they exit, stage right. Choose your Legacy, y'all.
aw I wanted her to run and get her ass kicked!
Yahoo! One down!
This evil woman can gfh
This Republicunts, knows her goose was cooked after she made that inhumane statement, and that she would probably suffer a humiliating defeat if she ran again 2026, deservedly so.
Iowans must have conveyed their displeasure in the usual blunt terms I heard as a native Midwesterner. Boo hoo
I say, just quit now. It's not like anyone will notice.
There’s a bit more money to grab from lobbyists !!
No shit!
Joni: Evil, racist, Fascist. Be gone!
Iowan here- best news I have heard today
There is a God She knows she would lose
Good riddance.
Her public comment to her constituents “we’re all going to die” was foreshadowing for the death of political career.
Ernst polling in the high 80’s for her to Fuck Off and Die.
Good! Next!
May she enjoy many, many moments of public heckling. 📢
Go on to your ultimate destination Joni. Buh bye
Here we go Democrats. LFG Iowa! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 bsky.app/profile/josh...
Great, now lets start focusing on and amplifying the Dem who can win this seat.
EVERYBODY GET YOUR CHECK BOOK OUT AND PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS! You are part of the problem or part of the solution.
Damn straight! This and the Supreme Court slot in Wisconsin are absolutely must win for the Democrats. Winning requires money. Please donate to retake these and other seats across the country. If people cannot afford to donate, simply volunteer to staff up a phone bank or canvas if it’s your area
Check out Josh Turek turek4iowa.com
Got it. Thanks so much.
I have to follow you for this post!!
That’s going to be Josh Turek.
Not a fun gal! I wish her the worst!
Glad she will be losing the cushy healthcare coverage that senators get. Now if she will only self deport before we have to do it for her.
I think she gets to take that cushy healthcare with her plus a sweet pension. 😬
Ugh, even more sickening!
She’ll just be replaced by another person just like her.
Because she knows she'll lose
Too bad. Now Iowans will only have Chuck Grassley to do what’s worst for them.
He’s in his nineties, he can’t go on forever even though it seems that way.
I dunno… Strom Thurmond lasted past the century mark.
True, only the good die young and they live to be very old men.
She did her assignment. She doesn’t need to be reelected
Aww, shucky darn.
Thank the Goddess.
Maybe they should vote her out early 🤔 😉 😏 🤷
She knew she was going to lose. 🤣
I hope she’s alright and not going to die…
It's a start.
Maybe she intends to focus more on dying.
A reasonable conclusion and the first time I've felt inclined to support her
Lol
Dems. You have a chance here
Goooooood!!!!
Good
Another coward who didn’t stand up for her country.
Good
Good.
Byeee!
Republicans should take cues from her
Thank God.
Good. Put her back under the rock she crawled out from.
She's looking at the numbers and realizing that being a complete AH to her constituents who are scared about their future isn't a great way to win elections anymore. Yes I'm surprised too.
GOOD!
Well, we're all going to retire. I'm just glad she didn't have to explain why she's retiring now. /sarcasm
She knew her goose was cooked. 😂
Good riddance. She was a clam.
Going away to perish
She doesn’t care , she got the best healthcare !!! And it’s FREE of charge , courtesy of our tax🤬🤬🤬
Her political career is gonna die.
Ding dong the witch is dead! Now, if the 150 year old warlock/Senator would meet Dante’s Inferno, Iowa would be a much more decent state.
Thank God!! This indecent bitch thinks corporate profits are more important than Americans lives.
Well .. TexASSan Lt Gov Patrick The elderly will self-sacrifice for the good of the economy His statement during Covid
And don’t let the door hit ya on the way out. Actually, I hope it does and she feels all the pain.
A kinder FOR THE PEOPLE Democrat will fill this position MAGA needs to realize that democrats work for the people
Gee that's a real shame..
She assuredly found her new sugar daddys
Good riddance!
Pedo protector stepping down huh?
Good news! She is unfit for office.
Well. I hope it’s for health reasons, the pig cutting bitch…
I think she knew before she made that flip remark.
So, she's not willing to fight and face humiliating defeat for what she allegedly believes in? Typical Republican coward. But, good riddance. Make it cost Iowa; elect a Democrat.
Good news! She is a vile despicable old witch who hasn’t done anything worthwhile at all anyway.
Maybe she’s got a grounds keeper job lined up at her local cemetery.
"We were all gonna vote you out anyway"
Good news. Good riddance to this fascist asshat! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 She feathered her own nest plenty. Time to enjoy the fruits of her own felonius feathering. Iowa needs to vote better. 🗽🗽⚖️⚖️🌊🌊💙💙
I wish her the future she deserves
Well surprise surprise. Democrats need to get it together. These lukewarm moderates are killing us let’s get some progressives up in there.
Good riddance
I wonder if Mark Alford will be the next to drop out Rep Mark Alford of Missouri at his Town Hall: "If you didn't want to hear my lies, why did you come here?" bsky.app/profile/libe...
“ If you didn’t wanna hear my L I E S, why did you come here today? What this fuck is this???!!! Rep. Mark Alford said this to his constituents!!!!
She retiring to spend more time with her family. The live ones.
She got her money. Time to run.
Thank you, made my day. I hate to see investigations with each new administration, but that is one I would be interested in seeing.
Careers also die.
Trump will pick another sycophant who is just as despicable to run and the billionaire well sink millions of dollars to get them elected
Feels like Democrats are asleep at the wheel. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and @govpritzker.illinois.gov is the only one showing real fight.
Good!
Good riddance. What’s she pivoting too?
good fucking riddance!
Revenge of the Tooth Fairy
She knows she doesn't have a chance in hell of being re-elected.
Bye bitch
She knows she will lose. I hope we will be able to stop them from preventing the elections. Next year is going to be really dangerous and chaotic!
That taxpayer funded retirement package she'll receive for her participation must be great.
"God is good!"😇
Good riddance
This is the right attitude. The old guard makes way for new energy. Iowa has been such a pleasant surprise lately. Maybe Iowans are looking behind the curtain and not liking what they see. Change is coming!
That's too bad. I was hoping to see her get defeated.
That B was getting voted out anyway
She figured she'd lose anyway.
I’m glad that “we’re all going to die” is a deal-breaker for voters.
She will not be missed.
I think that lying about the Big Bonkers Bill could be construed as defrauding the American people. Who knows if folks like her who’ve enriched themselves by hurting their neighbors will ever face any kind of personal accountability?? Look how long it took for Alex Jones to finally have his!
Has he paid or is he still fighting?
I believe that InfoWars will become an Onion property in a number of weeks
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He was hiding assets and had not paid. The courts caught him. He is "poke it with a fork" done!
Without saying anything specific Vive la France Vive la Revolution Billionaires will only enjoy a gold leaf casket when it’s all over
Good cus few will vote for her
So…sell us down the river and then bail with that sweet lifetime salary and all that insider trading money…repugs in a nutshell
and the very best healthcare for life
Tru dat…
Why should she..... 😡
Smart move
Because she knows she doesn't have a chance, plus I'm sure the dirt they could dig up on her is something she would rather avoid.
Guess she'll have to work at McDonald's. If they'll hire her.☹️
It's probably a wise decision...
Straight to lobbyist right?
She'll probably shill for the gun industry. I mean, we're all going to die anyway, right?
Sad truth
Maybe one mythical day we can make lobbying illegal.
That means now we have two Senate seat pickups for Democrats Iowa and North Carolina. Let's do this!💙💙💙💙💙
Because she knows she'll lose 🤣
Shouldn't be a problem, she knows she's gonna die or, did she just figure that out, that she is included in that "everyone" that's gonna die?
Good Riddance. I’m sure trump will place you in the CDC
🤣😂 Enjoy
I need this meme, may I borrow it? It is too perfect!
Always a gift. Enjoy 💙
It's brilliant!
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Me, too. Thank you 🙏🏻
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You’re the kindest. Truly
I collected them all the same way 🤣
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I told my sister yesterday that I can't even remember the last time I laughed....you came thru with this meme...I thank you!
You ok with swearing? My better ones tend to be in my C word & F word files 🤣😂
I don't curse but I'm about to make up some new ones so go ahead...I might get some ideas.
That should be me in that photo...lol
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I'll post more if it helps ❤️
Even that simple act of kindness caused me to tear up..🤗
I so relate ❤️❤️❤️
What act of kindness?
When the above poster said she would post more (to make me laugh again) if it helps
Lmbo!!!
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Hopefully that will make her a bit more independent of Trump for the next year and a half, and potentially even put Iowa in play as an outside chance in 2026.
She knows she f'd up and knows she'll lose BIGLY. But, then, so should who've takes her place running in the Trump Party.
Turns out that telling your constituents we're all going to die and it's not that big of a deal because of Jesus... not that popular of a move!
A contributing factor is the MaGop determination that the Senate should be the domain of white men only. They’ll term out all women (and TScott) or offer them other positions and will run no new female or minority candidates. (ie mtg, mace, lara)
All the better for everyone. But I'm sure republicans can find an equally awful person to take up the mantle.
True, but I wonder if the good people in Iowa will want to take a chance on another republican. I’m cautiously optimistic.
Is she dying?
We're all dying, some just hang on way longer than they should.
I hope that I’m one of the ones hanging on a little longer.
Don't we all lol
I sure do, I had back surgery in 1992. I had lung surgery where they removed part of my right lung in 2017. In 2021 I had another back surgery along with sepsis then in November 2024 I was diagnosed with chronic leukemia, a bad heart and then in August 2025 I had a pacemaker put in.
I would hope not!!!
Good riddance to the heartless ghoul.
best news of the day! she needs to take Chuck Grassley down the drain with her
Goodbye Ghoul.....
Darn. I was really looking forward to her getting blown out by a Dem or independent challenger. The odds of the GOP hanging onto that Senate seat went up now that it’ll be a face off between two new faces. Still winnable, but Iowans need a candidate who can get crossover votes.
#ETTD Joni Ernst Career Edition
Maybe she’ll take Marsha Blackburn with her.
So telling the people who voted for you, "Fuck all y'all." I am just here to set myself up for life in the private sector. I'm a live forever on my premium healthcare y'all are payin' for. so suck my dick."
Thoughts and prayers
Thank you for your unwavering support towards Ukraine 🇺🇦 🙏
Thoughts and tariffs
She is a fucking coward to face her constituents!
MAGA not crazy enough for her?