I watched an old episode of “All in the Family” today. Trump has the same speech pattern and mis-use of words as Archie Bunker.

Golfing.

Is a deathbed pardon a thing?

Hopefully reunited with Epstein

Hopefully dead or dying.

Dead ?

Being replaced by a robotic clone

Thoughts and prayers lol

my biggest beautiful dream is that he's very terribly and obviously ill for a while and has to get paraded around in public as he rots.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lP8...

😂

Where's Waldo, a tribute.

Look in hospital emergency rooms.

Not Capslock spamming on LiesSocial or golfing?

Is he in hell yet?

Anyone check the roof?

Okay I guess I’ll go watch the Hangover again

He might have wandered off it

It's like where's Waldo, but the devil

This is a where is Waldo AI image because he's never smiled like that in his life

It's like Grace and Frankie, Trump and Putin realizing their love for each other and look how happy Trump is that he's now realized his true love is Putin

no. Putsin OWNS the Orange Abomination

They should get married and move to Russia and leave us all alone. I'll officiate the wedding to make sure it's legal.

Trump is his submissive bitch boy

He's in bed with Putin, they decided to take their relationship to the next step

This is so eerie to see if smile like a normal person

🤞 But it could be another distraction. No one is saying much about the Epstein files, so unfortunately it’s working.

Deteriorating distribution of pudge. Failing in functionality. Tenuously tricky to take care of. Crumbling of cardiac condition. Adverse accumulations in the arteries and veins. Painfully public signs of decay. Blatant bruising of bleak brokenness. #TrumpHealthDecline

☠️🤞

Once I put down the champagne, I will hang the flag again!

White House live-stream reported to be down. News reports that "#TrumpisDead" trending on twitter, 60k posts with the hashtag at press time (middle of the night my time). No official response/statement/denial. What's going on? Collective manifestation? Is that a thing?

Oysters? 2 people dead after getting flesh-eating bacteria from eating raw oysters, Louisiana officials say - CBS News share.google/wwql2HnuTw8M...

That’s why you don’t eat oysters in the summer.

🙏

He wouldn't touch anything that doesn't come from a fast food joint.

Don't tease me!

Visualize! Manifest! Do eeeet!

Playing golf? Decomposing? Who can say.

Evening transfusion?

Do transfusions and recovery last 5 days? The public hasn’t seen him in 2 and he has nothing scheduled for this holiday weekend.

Perhaps it’s getting that bad? I’ve said that his multiple golf trips are just a facade for his treatment sessions and doctor visits. The more he has those, the more worse for wear his health will become. He can only be drugged up so much as he was this week in front of a camera.

Completely agree. The golf trips always seemed more a medical recovery session. Half an hour photo op on the course, three days treatment and rest.

Being hopped up on Adderall isn't good for those in heart failure. It's a recipe for a stroke 🤞

Who cares

Looking for ketchup and a stage.

Cheating at golf

Maybe it wasn’t so much a debasing cabinet meeting as a living wake?

In the Epstein files?

Living rent free in your head

What a great question! It's given so much hope to free spirits in America AND the whole world. I'm just enjoying the like-minded comments. 🤗

Who will catch the red cap before it hits the floor?

Trump is a world class loser and a friendless wretch. He’s a desperately miserable guy, a sin-sick soul, who’s lived a desperately miserable life, trying to outrun the laws of nature and of society. But he’ll never outrun his miserable shitcan self. Hate him. Fear him. But don’t envy him.

#DeadDon

When it finally happens, all the Democrats would have lost ALL power!!!!!

I'm ready

Great preparation 👍👍👍👏👏👏

Haven’t had a drink in 50 years. Will drop by the ABC to celebrate when that happens.

I remember when spawn eric had a meltdown about people calling his daddy a piece of 💩. I can’t wait for his reaction when 90% of the world is celebrating his death. 🙂

Any chance the NYT have a story about medical procedure that's embargoed till midnight?

under vladimir

He should be golfing.

@onestpress.onestnetwork.com said he didn’t anything on his calendar for 3 days. Maybe he’s undergoing some medical procedure?

🔥🔥🔥🤞

Isn't there a big meeting in China this weekend between the worst humans on earth?

Funny.......I was just asking myself that bout 3 hrs ago.

Please dearest God, let him disappear.... But then there is Vance.

Hiding from Newsom’s tweets

hopefully dead But we're not that lucky

Unfortunately in Mar-a-Lago. But why was he absent for 3 days?

Ought to be incarcerated Addlepated, constipated, Probably wished he masterbated

>masterbated oof

Wish his father had mastered that bait.

He is poopy, a disgrace, we’d like to punch him in his face.

“When fashion does political satire better than late-night TV. 😂👌” viralstyle.com/c/rneoaa

Hahahaha had 2 share ☺️

🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

I've got a live feed right here:

What am I looking at here? A step ladder to help him climb into the car?

Those might be the supports for the pavilion canopy.

The one on the right looks like it is for sure. The left one....

Sure looks like it

Trash dumpster

Waldo

Or maybe he went to visit Putin. Is he missing? Did I miss something by watching a movie to get my mind of the orange ass hole?

I actually chose to listen to music for a bit. Needed to clear my head.

I prefer movies. Not much of a music fan anymore.

Ahh, but the 70s and 80s!!

Yes. Zeppelin, Prince and Baez.

Golfing

Cankle surgery.

Hopefully standing near an open window at the Russian Embassy

Getting his cankles taped

It's his day off. He's out trying to bankrupt another casino. It's so important to have a hobby

I like to picture him with his IV in his hand and ice packs on his cankles thinking about how the doctor just told him that the medicine isn't working the way they thought it would and he needs to transfer power to Vance as soon as possible. He knows he's dying and he's terrified. Is that wrong?

Um, no, I don’t believe it’s wrong.

Considering how many lives are being destroyed and/or lost because of the fucker, it's not wrong at all.

He was suppose to go to NJ in the weekend for something but canceled at the last moment.

100% chance he is in a med bed on an IV with all the fanciest drugs If he was lucid he would be dictating posts like crazy on all these suspcions from his lack of public appearance

Someone responded form his account tot he 7-4 tariff ruling yesterday.

In poor health, it seems.

Dying of Leprosy or the Putin cure or just touched JD. Suffering in terror I hope👺

I got the champagne Ready🥂🍾

If it happened I will laugh for hours

6ft under with any luck

Please say it’s true 🙏🏻 🙏🏻

Remember the movie Dave? Maybe it's time to account for all of Donald's look-alikes.

Has any seen Jabba the Hutt this week either?

The Epstein survivors have a press conference on September 3rd. Folks, he's planning a huge distraction. You watch. Remember, he was MIA for a week before the staged assassination attempt in Butler. He's rehearsing. Don't let him do this. Focus & keep your eyes on the prize. #ReleasetheEpsteinFiles

He was also MIA the weeks before J6 (Remember the WH daily schedule: “…many calls and meetings”)

Yup.

Hopefully the distraction is he’s dead. That would be a wonderful distraction.

😏☠️🤞🤞🤞

Pentagon is at Pizza Index Level 2, though. Something’s going on. pizzint.watch

I just read that the committee leading the investigation into this case just got word from the Epstein Estate that they will bring in the actual birthday album and additional documents to the House for review next week. If and/or what Trump may be planning, is concerning for what’s at stake.

Wow, I didn't know that...thank you for letting us know! Yes, that's extremely concerning. No telling what he will do to keep this information under wraps.

Wow, I didn't know that...thank you for letting us know! Yes, that's extremely concerning. No telling what he will do to keep this information under wraps.

I will pretty much guarantee the guy delivering the birthday book will be found hanged & the only book he’ll be holding will be named “Sleeping With the Fishes”!

“When fashion does political satire better than late-night TV. 😂👌” viralstyle.com/c/rneoaa

Sending Thoughts and Prayers….that he’s dead.

Clots and prayers 🫀🙏

I've been refreshing Bluesky for the last few hrs for updates 🤫.

There won’t be any announcements tonight.

Is he missing ?

Where's Vance and where's Melania?

In bed together?

Vance has a date with his couch.

It is my most fervent hope that he'll offend a temperamental pull-out couch one day.

That'll set him up perfectly for a rebound Murphy Bed.

His dick is stuck between the seats.

JD is more of a "just the tip" kind of guy. He lacks the length to go any deeper. Page 234 of his memoir.

His wife only allows Futons in the house.

I guess you've never f'cked a jelly roll?

Don’t get my hopes up…

Hopefully rotting.

If his account stops tweeting, his heart ain't beating.

Let's enjoy the quiet while we can.

Genuinely interested. When did he last post on Truth Social ?

I don't know, but anything posted from his account doesn't necessarily mean he is the one typing it.

I saw one empty post last night, nothing was said.

We just saw his motorcade, heading to his Sterling golf course.

SAD

😮‍💨☹️

But has he been seen?

Restin'? Pinin' for the fjords?

Putting golf first and his country second? Incidentally, he hit a 68 today. In just 97 shots.

Sedated

With Wally.

Listened to the last podcast to see if you guys brought this up. Let’s see if he “golfs” this weekend.

Epstein Island pedoing like only he knows how

In the air on the way to Moscow?

Trump wanted to drain the swamp It doesn't look like that's where the adversary is I'd say it's time to vacate the colon

bsky.app/profile/trad...

Biden’s basement

After the EULOGY ops, I meant cabinet meeting on Tuesday......

What a blow job that was!!!

That came after.

😆🤣😂 I’m sure it did

🤭

Exactly!! They were saying goodbye ahead of major surgery. It would also explain why Vance was saying he is ready to take over the presidency earlier this week.

If that wasn't a eulogy, it was the BEST ass kissing contest I have ever witnessed!

look at this shirt 😂😂👇👇 viralstyle.com/c/rneoaa

Six feet under?

He and Musk are leading the first Mars mission. Maybe by the time they get there we’ll figure out how to get them back. If anyone wants to.

Nope

Well I'll give my cat a shower first !

Camp David planning the invasion of Canada?

In the Epstein files. Omnipresent.

don't worry, he's safe! bsky.app/profile/mcka...

So. Don’t. Care.

Sniffing the grime out of Putin’s panties and suckin’ toes of any foreign dignitaries that are willing to say he’s a special little fella!

Don't know & don't give a single fuck about it!

He's getting a face lift and Botox.

Was the last day he was seen, suck up cabinet day?

I guess he shook too many hands that day. Was too much for his body to handle.

He's probably having a super, secret, sleepover in Mother Russia. Maybe that means he can't stop the files from coming out? No, he probably doesn't want the victims holding a press conference. He's a media whore. He can't handle if he's not in the spotlight.

Youre not wrong. Once he sees the room for what it is he will leave even his kids here and throw them under the bus. Maybe melanoma and the antichrist might go w him. But so far putins plan is undisturbed. Khruschev predicted this long ago.

If he has kicked the bucket I'm gonna party like the world's ending

He may have wandered onto the roof of the wrong building. He may also be hiding in his bunker.

Who cares!?!? Question is - where’s the orders for soybeans??

Who knows?!? But we know where House reps will be this month! Attend a Town Hall! citizensimpeachment.com/townhalls/li...

Throwing ketchup at the wall. Where are we on CA Prop 50? We are phone banking!! www.mobilize.us/swingleft/ev...

Met with a terrible tragedy 🙏

bsky.app/profile/jonc...

Anyone check the roof?

LOL!

Hopefully Walter Reed medical center

Hopefully getting fitted for a casket.

⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ ⚰️ It would all these.

Only if it is D.O.A.

Hopefully in a gutter

Is he dead yet?

Same place as the Epstein Files.

Hopefully the same thing happened to orange Hitler that he did to best friend Jeffrey Epstein and Ivana! Coffin celebration??🤞🙏🥂

Right now he’s Schrödinger’s Dictator. A superposition of two probability waveforms. We will only know when each of us looks at the news tomorrow and the waveform collapses.

We can only hope...

If he is dead, that means the last thing he accomplished in life is bulling a restaurant into not changing it's logo. What a legacy?

All over the epstein files

Former Miss Universe Brook Lee reveals Trump’s Creepiness at Miss Teen USA 1997 with pics shorturl.at/SyXtT

How about the time he camped out in the ladies dressing room at a beauty pageant while they were dressing. SWARMY, CREEPY, SLEAZY.

Smarmy.

Yes correct

And the girls were horrified 😒. Disgraceful.

😂

Just if, that’s what did it..

Great answer!

Lmao even has the bruised hand

😂👍

I won't be shocked if they try pull something like this. Maybe they'll project his image on a stage

Like they claimed the DNC did with Joe Biden's whole presidency. Showed a hologram. Always a projection with these guys. Literally.

I’m not a conspirator, but if Biden went AWOL like this the Congress would’ve launched an impeachment hearing by now.

Truth is stranger than fiction

Literal and figurative projection lol

look at this shirt 😂😂👇👇 viralstyle.com/c/rneoaa

😂

Lol or the stupid robot conspiracy.

A hologram would be more competent.

Prerecorded messages from Dear Leader

They've literally already done it with Alzheimer's Reagan

Omg!! That's HILARIOUS!!! I wish I could use reaction emojis ..

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Did JDV already touch him?

Hopefully starting to touch grass but that's unlikely.

Golfing was not what I meant.

Don’t get my hopes up..

Under Bob Kennedy’s care, so no worries. 😄

Comparing shades to cover up his bruised hands.

Receiving a visit?

Will there be any record of his secretive negotiations?

Slumped over expired somewhere in the WH hopefully 🤞

That treasonous son of a bitch better never lie in state at the Capitol that he tried to overthrow

I hope you're not just saying that to give us false hope.

The downside to this is that the couch fucker would then be president, and that's what the Heritage Foundation wants. He's their happy little bitchboi.

Ugh. That guy has the charisma of a damp towel. He’d probably pick Don Jr as his VP too.

My understanding is that if Vance assumes this presidency, he will not be able to run for two more terms. I don't know the specifics of the deadline for considering this a full term. Does anyone know the details?

I believe it is whether or not the VP takes over in the first half or second half of a term. JFK was president for about 2 years and 10 months. LBJ could have run in 1968 but didn’t because of Vietnam. If JFK was killed exactly a year earlier, he would been ineligible to run in 1968

Thanks for the reply. It makes sense.

The MAGats don't dig vance, so that's gonna not work out the way they want .

He's Peter Thiel's butt puppet too, and PT is an evil, gay, nazi oligarch with plans for techno feudalism. Scary AF 😱😰😯😳

Exactly who we don’t want controlling things in this AI world 🗺️

The true nightmare is mini speaker

Please post everywhere Rep. Ro Khanna On September 3rd at 10:30am ET, Rep. Massie and I are hosting a press conference joined by survivors of Epstein and Maxwell's abuse — several of whom will be speaking out for the first time. The survivors deserve justice and the public deserves transparency.

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Just asking questions🤔

Let us indulge in a few joyous moments of hope.

Yes! I feel my heart lifting.

I care. Because the moment he's in the ground is a moment to celebrate.

Exactly!!!

Is he dead?

Do we not believe the 3pm truth post wasn’t him. Because I’m willing to believe it wasn’t him.

Forever lost .. would be my hope

Who cares

💯

I heard he’s gone.

Maybe it’s a weekend at Bernie’s thing

Yeah, the bad voodoo witches of the Chapel of sacred Maga party art puppeting his strings, exactly like the movie

LMMFAO! I was just telling my husband that they are going to probably "Weekend at Bernie's" him after he croaks. Sit him behind the resolute desk with sunglasses and a MAGA hat with Stephen Miller literally pulling the strings. 😆

Miller already has the strings.

I laugh my ass off as well if it was true 😆🤣😂

“To weekend at Bernie’s” is now a verbal infinitive

Someone should play that movie all weekend long

🤣

He's getting his hamberder transfusion today.

I vote for in Hell.

According to the White House, Trump is playing music on the patio for his embalmer.

Flying off for another golf weekend?

Nope.

The plot thickens.

The blow job marathon by his cabinet sucked all his energy out. I honestly believe that they pump so much medicine into his body to attend such events in public that he needs several days of rest and intensive care to recover.

That sounds befitting.

His cabinet saying their last praises in public. They know

he really did seem high from the goofy smile on his face.

Did anyone check the roof?

Anyone checked here?

That's probably it. That building has plenty of his favorite color!

It’s a long, Federal holiday weekend in the US. I would guess that #Trump will be receiving more intravenous medication (?)

Hopefully fucking dead

Wouldn’t that be wonderful!

All I want to know is…..

I gotta look for my best black suit. I will show up at his funeral only wearing the suit, no pants with a red g-string underwear to honor this man properly. #DidTrumpDie

His funeral should be attended by thousands wearing Obama's tan suit

He was the n̸i̸c̸e̸s̸t̸ incest, president.

Stop teasing us with possible good news ...

I'd love to see him visit Kyiv but highly unlikely.

One can only hope - not well.

Fun to think he's dead, but this MIA trick was played by Kim Jong Un a few years ago. Supreme Leader shenanigans, you know?

It’s fun to see the mockery of Trump’s absence but if he is seriously ill and in danger of dying we are screwed. The civil war that will emerge in the administration will be worse than a foreign enemy invasion. Who will the military listen to or will there be a complete loss of command and control?

LOL

Trump is dead is trending bigly on X. Not trustworthy, but him not responding to attention is odd.

He doesn't respond. Miller and others have been his Twitter voice for at least the past 4 years.

He is likely very incapacitated 👍

I know a lot of places where he should be but isn’t, starting with courts…

One place he's definitely not...HEAVEN!

youtu.be/esIQyaGEUFU?...

Epstein Island??? 🥴

Is that where he asked to be buried? Make sense. Either that or a golf course

Is it at all possible that this unannounced vacation is partly to distract from the Epstein files?

In the sun hopefully And I don't mean the shit British newspaper

I bet he’s getting a full blood recycle. I hope Bobby’s got leeches and acupuncture needles going.

Roadkill transfusion.

👆🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yep and he's getting EPO. He's training for next year's Tour de France

Get the trepanning party going!

He is clearly unwell and deteriorating rapidly before our eyes. He is likely receiving intense medical treatment (like IV diuretics) behind the scenes this weekend so that he can get back to directing another week of the shit-show circus. But the “patching up” by his team can only go on for so long…

Agree

Trump will get the best healthcare that none of us will have access to thanks to the big ugly bill.

As he did during COVID.

Imagine telling your grandkids you were the doctor who saved Trump that time.

WHY pops

Where’s Vance? … and what is he doing?

Has he done an "Elvis"?

Either he's planning something awful that will destroy America from the inside-out even further, or he's being hospitalized or dying.

As long as the secret service does not move a couple of old filthy sofas into the oval office, he‘s fine! 🤷🏼‍♂️

HES FINE HES IN THE BEST HEALTH OF ANY PRESIDENT EVER

Don’t get our hopes up

If I had to guess, getting the dosage of what keeps him alive.

…he’s off drinking the blood of unicorns, just like Voldemort

Sone of an iron age whore I knew the Fey was real. Wait....he's killing a creature of the Fey? As a Scottish, Irish, English, French and German descendant if he's harming the Fey then it is my duty to enforce the peace treaty!

Covfefe and adolescent girls?

That he was ever elected in the first place cast a dire shadow over the united states.

He sure doesn't know 😺

Physically? Dunno, don’t care. His name is all over the Epstein Files, though, that’s for damn sure.

I don't think you're picking up what's being laid down.

Very possible. I am one to miss the obvious and I’ve been asleep all day.

Oh, oh, I see you’re talking about him croaking. Well, even if Vance becomes President it’s not he’ll be in charge anyway. Miller and Thiel have been the ones calling the shots since January 20.

Has anyone asked AI?

I did. ChatGPT tells me his las appearance was on bruised hand day, Aug 25

4 days ago, hmmm

Wherever he’s been, I hope he stays there! BTW, when I don’t show up for work, I always call in to apologize and to provide an explanation as to why.

Sorry, but only 6 feet under would be the right place...