Show your orange face

DC and the rest of this country will be a crime-free zone when him and his treasonous Republican party are held fully accountable and executed for that treason

T*ump must really be feeling like s*it.

This is what the murderer would text on the victim's cell.

Indeed. 🤔🤔🤔 www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...?

No human at age 79 says,”I’ve never felt better in my life.” Pants on fire!

I'm 74 and would not say that. Lolol aha 😅 🤣 🙃

“Der Führer” has been known to lie about his health…

This is true. I'm 74. I feel pretty good, but I think I've felt better... 😉

Lack of a good brandy 😉

😀 what a wonderful idea!

Yes, I felt lots better at 18.

When i was able to get my epidural steroid shots I felt like I was 7 again! It was so great. So I know.

I think he said to himself...hey, if Newsom can get a writer, I can get a writer! Specially since I'm dead

Maybe if he’s on drugs?

When wasn't he on some form of drugs? I'd bet he was high on coke while he was raping 12yrlds with Epstein.

He didn't need any narcotic mind altering drugs to do that. His mind has ALWAYS been fckd up in order to do all of his crimes day in and day out his entire life!

I was referring coke in the context of a "party drug". Not: 'Well... if I have to do it I'll need to be stoned out of my mind so I can feel better about myself afterwards. ' I agree, he has always been a bottom-of-the-"cracker barrel"-scumbag that's why he got the family business over his big bro.

I was going to ask the same question! He did so much cocaine he can't control his bowels. He also burned hole in roof of his mouth! He has to wear a plastic palate, so food and liquids don't shoot out his nose!

Embalming fluid

Yeah, he was saying those kinds of things when he was on the steroids for Covid

Yep, that’s a whopper.

Right, I’m 63, workout just about every day, and I’ve felt MUCH better.

We are going to protest all over the country tomorrow. VOTE THEM OUT signs across this nation and his wide screen TV. We can and will double No Kings.

You showed our service volunteers the disdain we all knew you had for us. We're not street cleaners or your maids or lawn care people. Neither of which you have ever done along with service to this Nation. Fucking Coward

#ReleaseTheEpstineFiles #ReleaseTheEpstineFiles #ReleaseTheEpstineFiles #ReleaseTheEpstineFiles

Bet he had a stroke or a TIA (transient ischemic attack) and he can't speak right now. Something's obviously seriously wrong and he can't face press scrutiny. Are Vance, Trump's Cabinet, and congressional Republicans spending Labor Day weekend planning to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him?

FUCK DJT

Typo. He meant to say he “never felt better in his wife.”

WHAT HE IS REALLY IS SAYING IS, HE REALLY IS DIEING, IF HE EVEN POSTED THIS.

I don't want him to DIE!! I want him to go to prison for the rest of his life, and I want him to live a long time after that.

Still lying

but in all seriousness I want Congress to pass a law that any sitting President must be able to pass their own "Presidential Fitness Test" (lol he couldn't even do that when he was a teenager) I am a little worried that he is going to overcompensate in response soon with something extra horrible

It’s also weird that a US coast guard helicopter has been circling around Walter Reed Hospital in Bethesda.

Any updates about the helicopter?

www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...

No don't do that. I don't want the dream to end just yet...

Where is Tapper with the autopen outrage? Clearly Trump isn't doing anything presidential. Every accusation is a confession.

@jaketapper.bsky.social

In case he sees this.🖕

Same!! Hey Jake: 🖕🏽

Atta girl!

I do not think so as he is very busy writing another book about Joe.

You’re probably right! And where is his outrage on Dotard’s mental acuity (or lack thereof) and his declining health!

Me thinks he is shit scared of Trump and his Zombies.

Love your avitar!

Don't forget to add Trumps SM person to the complicit list.

Seeing as how we all know everything he says is a lie he’s actually admitting he’s dying ( hopefully )

If a person with a broken caps lock can pull your shtick, this post wont fly.

They are doing a shitty job trying to pretend to be him

Ghostwriter in action. Mixed style in capitalization so not his signature.

Calling this man dumber than a box of rocks is an insult to rocks. Does this guy really have no idea how much he is hated? There might be 75 million people in 'Murica who love him but the rest of the fucking world hates him

I fixed it for him.

Well, this is true...Trump isn't in town.

He always lies

Well you look like pure dog shit..🤡

🤮

Rant at some journos, phone fox, do a presser. No? Why not?

What, no "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER." Mighty suspicious, I must say.

That would be a great comeback for Gavin...same post with a pic of the paper in hand. Then troll that don to tets up...

You gotta know he didn’t write this post. It’s missing a bunch of rambling, misinformation and incoherent babbling.

Everything is the opposite so he must be on deaths door

It's FAKE NEWS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Not a video but news that I am yet to see on US MSN. Virginia Giuffre, speaking from the grave. May she RIP!🩷❤️ Virginia Giuffre memoir to be published months after death - BBC News share.google/3yuKO2XKAp5k...

Pretty terse for a man who can't shut up.

Proof. We want proof.

“Death is nothing to us. When we exist, death is not; and when death exists, we are not. All sensation and consciousness ends with death and therefore in death there is neither pleasure nor pain. The fear of death arises from the belief that in death, there is awareness.” Epicurus.

Nothing to fear if no part of exists after you die.

Shh! Don’t tell Trump!

He has to read the paper! (That, I'll admit, would have been a problem 10yrs ago....)

Sure doesn't look that way.

Wow he really might be on his way out. The Don Jr/JD feud will be something to watch

Don’t forget Eric’s wife. 😂🍿

You know the Trump crime family isn't going to be welcome in the new and improved regime. Tech Bros and Cristo-nationalist don't need them anymore.

I’m going to have to buy a case of champagne! 😁

Nope. It could be AI generated. We need a live on air video. Not on FOX.

People are saying that Donnie Trump has been executed and replaced with clones and robots. The White House declined to comment!

Brought to you by Drug of the Day.

RFJ JR and Oz have the cure.

D.C. is soooo Crime Free that the Dumpster Man only leaves the White House to ⛳️... What is HE afraid of???

Let’s be real here. He’s only the face of MAGA Republicans. His minions are the ones doing most of the “work” and he’s only moving the auto pen.

Someone else did this for him. All caps but just doesn't sound like him.

Methinks he doth protest too much

That’s not him. That is an imposter. 😂😂😂 He really DOES look and sound dead though.

When was the last time anyone heard him speak?

I think last Tuesday when he had that embarrassing cabinet meeting....

I know it's always more believable when you scream this into the void.

How can DC be crime free... YOU'RE STILL THERE!

The worldwide celebrations of his demise will be dampened by the news media saying President Vance. The line of succession is long and filled with just as many evil doers as him. Jim Jones Kool-Aid would have been quicker. Just sayin...

Thank you for your attention to this matter

If he dies in office, then he becomes a martyr and things will be worse. But even worse is if he is clinically dead and they revive him. Then you have The Second Coming and we have a new religion. I wish him a long and healthy life....so he can spend it in Alcatraz.

Like they say on the car forums, without pictures, it didn't happen.

If he’s talking he’s lying. Definitely sent this from the presidential suite with an IV drip

He's never signed his tweets as President DJT.

Classic 😂

Perfection

Both speak volumns on his latest LIES.

NOTE TO ALL: BOTH things can exist at one time 1. He can never feel better, AND 2. He can never look worse BOTH at the same time.

It is while he’s at MarALoony

Maybe Dick Cheney can take DJT, JD, and Mikey Johnson on a hunting trip.

Translation. I’m sick as shit and scared of my own mortality.

That's because all the criminals are in the White House and other government buildings in DC.

He probably is ok. You can be in heart failure for a few years,same with kidney failure with today's medicines.

That is true. I just vacuumed my condo and I have both. 88 next month. The body wears down. Time does its thing. But I don’t have cankles and I’m fully compos mentis, unlike him.

Proof of life, not photos of either AI or who knows when they were taken. Long shot photos could be a body double.

Crime free? I would think crime free would signal time to send the national guard home right?

Proof of life with the date!

If he's "never felt better" it's probably from the drugs he's taking.

Nice try, Trump!!!

DC is getting worse.

We know he's lying😒

That looks nothing like his usual bastardization of ALL CAPS and Grammer!!!

The businesses are going belly up. How much money is this costing us to have military in the streets?

Remember the denial of Iraq invasion on the news right up until the troops were at the station?

Nope. He did not write this.

This looks like two different people. Either they're using a stunt double or he's pumped so full of steroids it changed the shape it his ear, nose, chin, and neck.

Ears dont match either

Ears are the key! I learned that from a true crime documentary. If the ears don’t match (the shape of the inside, because lobes eventually droop) it’s not him.

Great observation! I thought the same thing. Lobes are a completely different shape and attachment type.

double

Looks like they grabbed an old man from Denny's 😂

It's the nose that's so off from my perspective. Roundish and upward pointing in one photo, pointy and downward pointing in the other.

That's my observation, too

It's definitely sus. The steroid prednisone is used to treat inflammation, skin rashes, and kidney problems. All these conditions are comorbid with venous insufficiency. It causes moon face from facial bloating and stops immune responses. I need face on pictures to determine if this is the case.

And the double's hair is gray.

Right, it's like one of those Can You Spot the Differences puzzles in a kids magazine.

Maybe he is pulling a Putin. 🥴😂

He is sick This is another lie I hope he chokes on his lie

DJT? Who is this Dck Juggling Taco?

Never felt better? Those drugs they gave you must be something special.

Fentanyl is amazing. I don’t know if he’s getting it. I just want to share.

omg, i hated that stuff when i was given it before a surgery. Yuck

Pizza the Hut! 🤣

Someone PLEASE Photoshop Trump in bare feet walking across Abbey Road with John, George and Ringo. And make the license plate read "79 IF."

Translation, I’ve never felt worse in my life.

What worries me (🤣🤣🤪) is that he's stopped ending his bleats with "thank you for your attention to this matter." Has he forgotten that he does this?

Increasing Alzheimer.

My thought exactly.

He didn't write that

I agree.

Is there a Trump double, like the Putin doubles, ready to stand in?

Has anyone seen President Vance today?

The mob boss is in the hospital dying. Or is already dead. Expect some real shady shit to go down.

He obviously doesn't run his own social media accounts. 🙄 Gavin Newsom isn't writing his own messages & neither is this thing.

Alive and well

🤣

EWWW!!!

Those socks! Couldn't he pull them up any higher?

Also do it with your mouth closed.

For a second I thought this was an engagement challenge for your followers…

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He didn’t post this himself ✌️ No way!

You made me spit my pop out, I’m usually more on guard than that, well done. #FDT ✌️😎❤️🌎

full sentence’s and punctuation, trump didn’t write this

Ok what did I miss?! 🙃

The latter is so easily disproved it's ridiculous. I hope he's very scared right now.

Don't forget: Trump is a LIAR.

He's broached the subject, now, reporters make him wish he hadn't. That's, of course, if he comes out of hiding.

Lies. I bet he felt better after abusing young girls than he does with fat cankles.

It doesn’t even sound like him

That doesn't sound deranged enough. Obviously, it's someone who forgot commas, broken sentences, etc. There's gotta be a sign forthcoming.🤞🙏

Cool. Gonna go back a bag in anticipation of a road trip to DC for a party.

He has other people write for him.

Do his Grandkids know what he likes?

bsky.app/profile/hear...

There is a correctly used comma after “also” in his post. He didn’t type that.

Positive

Signing off as "President DJT" seems anomalous too.

Spry catch. I'm so used to skimming the blather, I am missing the nuance.

And where is the "thank you for your attention to this matter" typical closing line?

Gavin took it away from him 😹

He’s also never signed “President DJT”

Just going to say that. Whoever usually writes those posts (maybe him, maybe not) - this isn’t them.

Agreed

He’s not writing them

Exactly and this was the point of my post

Sorry I didn’t see your response. You are 100% right

It's Goebbels Miller for sure.

I read somewhere that he has some Nazi Barbie MK2 writing for him these days

This post is also back to ALL CAPS which he backed off from after Newsome showed the entire world (and especially MAGAs) how utterly stupid & childish that looks 😂 Yeah, he didn’t type this.

All of his posts today have had accurate comma placement- such a tell that he didn’t write it

Correct

Nazi Germany was crime-free too

🎯🎯🎯

Trump’s been out-of-sight to prep for the Epstein survivors interview / press conference His lawyers are getting ready to file arrest warrants against Epstein & Trump’s victims Yep, this is a plausible reason he’s not celebrating his evil actions

Eric is going to be REALLY annoyed to found his stash gone

Who knew so much about CVI until 2 weeks ago 😜

I think DJT meant it he, and all conservatives, can get away free with crime in DC.

Talking.. Trump has to be talking in that video. With other people.

He's dead

Shortest Trump post I have ever seen. Doubt it was him.

That’s what I thought too.

Right? Didn't insult or threaten anyone so I doubt he typed that.

DC would be crime free, if he wasn't too fat to go down that drain.

Trying to convince us or himself?

Can’t wait to see Newsom’s post!

🍊💩🤡, you spelled LITTER wrong. 🚮

Is it just me, or does the blurry image of him with the grandchildren... walking 3 steps to the car, carrying the jacket not look like him? Is the jacket hiding an unmatched body shape?

In the picture their circulating was taken in June.

And…

Better he lives the remaining years of his life like his dad. As his dementia become worse he actually will be the lucky one. Will never remember all the chaos and devastation his narcissism has caused the world. His complicit sycophants will suffer more.

Him saying it is proof that it's not true.

The use of a conjunction is an attempt to tie 2 thoughts together. It's not him.

Yeah, he doesn't have two thoughts.

what's next; a semi-colon?

Someone said he used an em dash. 🤔

Is it Weekend at Bernie’s time now?

The lady doth protest too much.

DC IS NOT A CRIME FREE ZONE AS LONG AS TRUMP IS THERE

the "ballrom" he talks about building could be cover for the "Presidential Hospice Care Wing" of the White House

Yup

He won’t be able to hide forever. I guarantee when we next see and hear him speak, we will know the extent of the damage. And it’s gonna be horrific.

That ain't him. And authoritarians are all obsessed with being seen as strong, so if the best they can do for "proof of life" is those Bigfoot tier distance shots, at least one of which is not from this week, it's because they *can't* provide proof of able-bodied life.

Too many lowercase letters and didn't thank us for our attention to this matter

Hospice workers say right before you die you get a little surge.

Yeah. I think it's called "The Rallying".....

That sounds right!

Read a book once where that happened to an old lady

They really do say that. lol There are hospice workers who are online creators and they talk about end of life.

They must have excluded the white house from the crime stats.

Why do u want a pic of Miller holding a newspaper?

Is "President DJT" in the room with you right now?

bsky.app/profile/radi...

We'll, we know that's a lie. He's just confirmed it!

El Patrón, in for his first transplant.

Doesn't he do longer rant-ier posts than that?

See, that is what I keep thinking. It is usually fairly easy to observe someone's writing style. This ain't his, that is for certain.

You looked like you were ready for the embalmer in those photos of you wandering aimlessly around the golf course today Grandpa! Many people are saying it's because Gavin Newsom keeps pulling your chain and your feeble brain can't come up with a response! Thank you for your attention in this matter!

Even Grok says that was from July.

😂😂😂

pero Trump el hijoeputa fue visto hoy o no? Alguien me diga por favor!!!!!!

so his whole life he's felt like he was dying?

Stem cells won't save him from his fate with hell

That clinched it. He’s on death’s door.

FUCK YOU TRUMP!!

Remember when Trump was sick with covid and his administration didn't tell Americans how very close to death he was They are doing the same with him now We can't trust anything this white House says about Trump's health

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

I remember. That was another really shitty day when he showed back up at the White House. VERY disappointing!

We can't believe or trust anything from Trump!

🎯

As long as he’s in DC it won’t be a crime free zone.

I wonder how long they could Weekend at Bernie’s him before the idiot MSM caught on

Nothing is true until Trump lies about it

He looks necrotic

😆🤣😃😄

Missing but not at all "missed”

He didn’t write that

HAAAA! 👍🏻

What do you MEAN it doesn't look like a recent video? 🤣

That baby is too cute. Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️

Anybody know: besides Noem, were his Cabinet out in full force this morning on the Sunday shows?

He didn't compose that...even Newsom sounds more like trump.

He has never had a tweet this short either

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke

I've been wondering if they're holding off declaring him dead until labor day to try to spin him as some kind of hero of the common person.

Nah he was legit seen on the golf course with one of his grandkids on Saturday, but to what extent he did anything I have no idea.

That picture was taken in June.

Wait, the posts of the photos from "yesterday" from the pool reporters was from months ago?

Okay; this is apparently taken yesterday:

LOL

Yep And Release The Epstein Files #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

best I can do:

We’re half way there!

😂

😂😂😂 💯🔥

😂👍✌️

He Shits Himself Again and Dies. You forgot Again.😂

#WhenItHappens I got a bottle of good stuff waiting.

Isn’t he famous for lying? And being a pedophile?

More lies

"I feel great. Also, look over there!"

And the mulch the national guard spread looks great! Haha

FUCK YOU 45

The fuck.🤔🤔 Suspicious. Fake pic from June now this. Maybe he went up north to collect his tariffs from the penguins since no one knows anything about his whereabouts. 😂

Like he gets the paper? Please.

You never felt better than 79 years old??

He doesn't *remember* ever feeling better in his life.

He’s dying and he knows it This is the end

He's dying and he knows it Clap your hands 👏👏

I'm 75 & thought the same thing.

Heck, I’m 53 and thought the same thing!

I’m 27 and thought the same 💩😭😭😭 But I’m homeless

I was going to say... I think claims of "never felt better" in a physical sense, for honest people, dies sometime in their 40's - 50's. "Never been better" in an overall wellness/contentment sense can be thankfully true at any age, but that's not his claim here. Total desperate, ego-based lie.

As long as PEDO PINO is in DC it can't be a crime free zone.

Can a zombie corpse feel good? Zombies rot, that's what zombies do. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is in Washington DC. While Felon47 infests the Oval Office, Washington DC remains a high crime area. Hell, the Whitehouse should be listed as a sex offender's residence.

"Thank you for your attention to this matter"

Did Newsoms staff post this on his account?

#FUCKTRUMP

Social media posting is not proof of life. Probably some staffer doing it. Anyways some staffer should release the Trump/Epstein files.

Great- then get the guard out.