He will never live this down.

"I bet the birthday cake sucks too."

I hope it has bugs in the flour.

Trump: Goose stepping! That's what's missing. It just needs some goose stepping to liven this up.

👍💯✅💯👍

Is he asleep? Lol

When none of the cool kids came to your party and the ones that came brought crappy presents.

What an incredible waste of taxpayer dollars!

They FINALLY found waste, fraud, and abuse.

Just blowing tax dollars out his A$$. 🤬

The actual banality of evil

Post this everywhere over and over

Wake up and enjoy it Asshole!!

😂🤣

He can't even spell "parade." He probably doesn't even know why his nap time has been interrupted.

🤣🤣

#DementiaDon in action. #8647

Sleeping?

Melania seems so happy that Donnie is sad! Great Couple! #RealLove #MelaniaHatesDonnieSoMuch

An unserious comment here: In viewing different clips of the tRumps at the parade, I noted that all the MAGA GALS are in white. Obviously organized. I Know who PAID for it but who the HELL has the job of actually sending out the memo for that?

Hegseth thinking "Maybe if I do some push-ups for the boss that'll cheer him up."

I'll bet that was a moment when they pretended to pray. However, it looks to me like he's making a BM.

🤔Him and Pete are sitting closer than him and his "wife"...actual knee to knee...😏...weird...

Lol. He's sleeping...again 😴

Don’t blame the weather Donald. It wasn’t the rain, it was you!

HYPOCRITES: These cowards turn blind eyes to this FRAUD WASTE AND ABUSE! Any dummy can plainly see this is what’s happening here!

look at the three of them! Abuse, Fraud, and Waste ( i don’t really care, do you?)

Is that Walt Nauta, his classified documents codefendant, sitting behind and to Trump's left?

Yup

Keeping those who know where the bodies are buried close to him I guess.

Did someone give grandpa his pills?

Pete wishing for it to end so he can go and get trashed

Why didn’t the applause and cheers from all the happy attendees keep him awake?

A real snooze, eh?

Look to your right. Look to your left. One of those people will be fired by the end of the week.

Did he stay awake?

Disgusting af! Especially the skanks on both sides. 🤬🤢

The expressions on their faces decoded: “I need a drink…the whole bottle…” “I need my diaper changed.” “I like laugh at loser husband.”

Old notKing Trump was an unmerry old soul an unmerry old soul was he.

😊

Would someone please just inject him?

Is he fucking asleep??

Thinking the same…is that today? 😢

I love it!!!💜💜💜

Well, it's one birthday parade that will live in his memory until. the day he dies ... Fantastic.

Is he sad or asleep?

Phuk Trump 🖕 Phuk Hegseth 🖕 you ARE pieces of 💩

Allow me to translate. Fuck Trump. Fuck Kegseth. You are pieces of shit.

TACO looks like he's gonna cry and Melania looks like she is about to start laughing at him. Pete looks like he really just wants a bottle of whiskey and his phone, but his parents are dragging him along to some dumb parade

Hope and prayer became buzz words for condescending reactions to disasters. However, there is some real hope and prayer that The Felon doesn't get another birthday. Won't stop the madness, would remove the biggest piece on the board that idiots still praise.

This is Trump a very small insecure boy.

This really is an outstanding photo. Besides Dear Leader desperately trying to hold back tears, you’ve got Nauta staring at him like a concerned bulldog, Melania doing her best supercilious Slovenian smirk, and Hegseth grimly counting down the minutes til he can whip the flask out of his suit pocket

Pete’s dreading the beat down.

As someone today said—they know no joy.

So was the day he was born

I Spy Walt Nauta, chief diaper changer

They had to pay Melanoma a fortune I'm sure!

Well, certainly right up there with Adolph Hitler’s FINAL birthday.

Melanie looks like she’s enjoying Cheeto’s misery.

Gonna be a rough post parade party

Melania just hoping her check clears

These are the Ugliest bunch of people I've ever seen in my life. Especially the asshole with the red tie🤡👹