I have a keyboard and took piano lessons for less than a year when I was 7 yrs old. ( I will not say how long ago that was, but I believe we had just gotten our color TV)

You're hired!

I can play bass and bring the obligatory way-to-big-pedalboard-for-a-bassist 🖐️

Cool that's amazing. I have no idea how we'll put the sounds together, I know nothing about making music besides writing the actual music/lyrics. But if people are serious about joining up, I say let's do it. Life is short. Even if we sound terrible, at least we tried!