Going to bring the trade deals down to a personal level so all get the absurdity. Am attracted to an individual and have tried to get in a relationship but have been rebuffed. So I came up with the idea of sending a letter informing them we were in a binding relationship.
I signed and sent the letter and it has been received. So I can proudly announce that me and the penguins on Heard Island have a lasting and meaningful deal. The penguins also said they were so happy they would buy me a car, with, um, Sardines. That is the stupidity traitor is peddling, so dumb.