Bag one of them "saw stop" systems — uses capacitance to detect meat-like substances coming in contact with the blade and destroys the blade before serious damage is done. Weiner test:

Yikes. Did it have to be a weiner?? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castrat...

I mean, I usually get a little piece of scrap with a corner cut out and use my hands to push it and the wood into the blade, but I'm not here to critique anybody's technique. Like the old saying goes... "You will know what true genius is when you don't sever any penises."

It rhymes, so you KNOW it’s true!