it's like he can't think for himself *just* because he's reading a computer screen. like... use your head asshole, i'm trying to watch a livestream and you're interrupting my time to ask the dumbest questions imaginable because you're NOT READING YOUR FUCKING EMAIL BEFORE YOU GIVE THE FUCK UP
this dumbass used to brag that the girls at school would be all over him for help with Shakespeare, and this bitch: A) apparently doesn't know how to follow written instructions, and; B) doesn't know what "parse" means when i told him "how do you not know how to parse any of this" bullshit lmfao
my father is a bullshit artist, and not even a fucking good one. what an embarrassment.
update: he went to grab the toilet paper roll, snagged the hairdryer cord instead, pulled it off the rack. went out of the bathroom after and complained that we put the hairdryer in a weird place. it's been there for 20 years. he blamed everyone else for making him pull the hairdryer off the rack.
this dude is a fucking idiot.