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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com

Dude what if it happens the same day Taylor Swift releases Showgirl

aug 21, 2025, 2:29 am • 233 9

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🍥bot @y0.bot

life of a showgirl death of a clown

aug 21, 2025, 7:23 am • 15 0 • view
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Lisa B @litker.bsky.social

I mean it's already a public holiday in Germany so bring it on.

aug 21, 2025, 7:53 am • 3 0 • view
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areolagrundle.bsky.social @areolagrundle.bsky.social

Now THAT would be awesome

aug 21, 2025, 2:39 am • 3 0 • view
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prfesser.bsky.social @prfesser.bsky.social

What's the trifecta? (1) TS releases Showgirl; (2) Someone has a massive stroke, bleeding from every orifice and shitting far beyond the capacity of Depends, just before he dies screaming that it's everyone else's fault; (3) ??????? [fill in with your favorite wish]

aug 21, 2025, 9:54 am • 1 0 • view
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Flomostayc @flomostayc.bsky.social

As disgusting as it would be to watch, live on TV would make it hard for people to deny.

aug 22, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Josh Parris @josh-parris.bsky.social

It?

aug 21, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social

You know, the thing

aug 21, 2025, 3:35 am • 3 0 • view
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Josh Parris @josh-parris.bsky.social

Can we cancel it, just in case?

aug 21, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social

Why would you want to do that

aug 21, 2025, 3:41 am • 0 0 • view
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Josh Parris @josh-parris.bsky.social

Just in case.

aug 21, 2025, 3:42 am • 0 0 • view
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Ember Aurora Ocean Skies @emberexplores.bsky.social

I most definitely have no clue what thing

aug 21, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social

Good, keep playing it cool

aug 21, 2025, 5:07 am • 6 0 • view
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Josh Parris @josh-parris.bsky.social

Yeah, if they ask, you never knew and no-one told you anything. You're as surprised as anyone.

aug 21, 2025, 10:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Partially Refined @shewrites.bsky.social

The fact that I didn't even need to ask what you were talking about 🧡🧡🧡💚💚💚

aug 24, 2025, 11:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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Joel Bernstein @castirony.bsky.social

None of us are that lucky

aug 21, 2025, 3:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Suki DN 💙 @gardevoir.online

I would immediately listen to her entire discography, I'd be at those concerts right beside you

aug 21, 2025, 3:02 am • 6 0 • view
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Don Macfarlane @revmod.bsky.social

That's my wedding anniversary! I'll be delighted to celebrate it annually.

aug 21, 2025, 2:34 am • 9 0 • view
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danpavel.bsky.social @danpavel.bsky.social

aug 21, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nora Bombay @norabombay.bsky.social

It's gonna be a Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett day.

aug 21, 2025, 2:38 am • 1 0 • view
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begome.bsky.social @begome.bsky.social

I am surprised she hasn’t endorsed him for 2028 yet. Or said anything about anything of importance lately. Real hush about Palestine and the American gestapo locking up brown people willie nillie BUTTTT sabrina carpenter omg!!!!!

aug 21, 2025, 9:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.com

aug 21, 2025, 3:00 am • 3 0 • view
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ausbelle.bsky.social @ausbelle.bsky.social

Double celebration day!

aug 21, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Jacob @jpthomas1996.bsky.social

What if Taylor references Silksong in her album

aug 22, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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scrim @scrimpies.bsky.social

reclaiming orange for the girlies

aug 21, 2025, 4:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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🤷🏼‍♀️ Relevant Rachel 🤷🏼‍♀️ @relevantrachel.bsky.social

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aug 21, 2025, 3:15 am • 1 0 • view