Send the National Guard so they can end up picking up garbage in parks, like in DC?
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And most of our parks are already pretty clean.
aug 28, 2025, 8:18 pm • 3 0 • view
could they Windex that Jelly Bean thing you have
aug 29, 2025, 12:09 am • 2 0 • view
LOL, I guess they must have a full-time crew that has to Windex that thing multiple times daily. But maybe--we can tell National Guard guys they have to leave their homes, jobs and families to come to Chicago (actually North Chicago, which is a suburb 36 miles away) to clean The Bean.
aug 29, 2025, 1:59 pm • 1 0 • view
What? The Bean isnt in North Chicago. It's in Millenium Park in the heart of downtown Chicago. Or are you making a joke about the Guards orders getting botched?
aug 29, 2025, 2:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Apparently the Guard is going to be stationed at North Chicago, which is 36 miles north.
aug 29, 2025, 2:32 pm • 2 0 • view
Solid burn. But tourists do love it.
aug 29, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
I think it's great! Big fan of the artist Anish Kapoor
aug 29, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
Apparently he's kind of a dick, to the point that the creators of the darkest black paint make anyone who buys it promise they wont share it w him. Cool art though.
aug 29, 2025, 11:28 am • 1 0 • view
Oh! www.invaluable.com/blog/anish-k...
aug 29, 2025, 4:52 pm • 1 0 • view
If you find that interesting, the comedy podcast Citation Needed did a good episode on it. www.citationpod.com/the-blackest...
aug 29, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view