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Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info

Friends, it's really tough out there. But let's take a moment to refuel with a large helping of schadenfreude:

aug 18, 2025, 7:34 pm • 295 40

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bloviant.bsky.social @bloviant.bsky.social

Cartoon levels of evil doing massive real-world harm. Any hit to him is a gain for sanity.

aug 19, 2025, 6:25 am • 0 0 • view
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J Booksy @jbooksy.bsky.social

The Air Force is going to use cybertrucks for target practice.

aug 19, 2025, 2:32 am • 0 0 • view
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frantzfranis.bsky.social @frantzfranis.bsky.social

Only small, pathetic and quite possibly evil people rejoice at someone else's misfortune. This post does not show Alt CDC (they/them) in a positive light.

aug 18, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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PhilTheBrit @philthebrit.bsky.social

Please say that was sarcasm??

aug 19, 2025, 1:59 am • 1 0 • view
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frantzfranis.bsky.social @frantzfranis.bsky.social

Not sarcasm, finding joy in the misfortune of others is a sign of a personal defect.

aug 20, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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murkytown.bsky.social @murkytown.bsky.social

Elon Mosquito can shove his monthly subscription up his ass. What’s next? Is he going to charge the astronauts at SpaceX monthly fees to breathe the air aboard the Starship like Aloysius O' Hare?

aug 18, 2025, 9:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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isabellatrd.bsky.social @isabellatrd.bsky.social

I'll love to own a Tesla someday

aug 20, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lingua Franca @triplozero.bsky.social

It’s cheaper than storing the garbage.

aug 18, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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kjc65.bsky.social @kjc65.bsky.social

It’s a good thing the board gave Elon $47 billion in stock options. His popularity will surely bring the company back from failure.

aug 18, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Iona Brand @mikeiona.bsky.social

Still a piece of shit I wouldn't want to be seen in.

aug 18, 2025, 7:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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greatfausto.bsky.social @greatfausto.bsky.social

He killed a successful brand by embracing MAGA

aug 19, 2025, 1:45 am • 0 0 • view
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TheRealFoxboss @shmeebu.bsky.social

Only twankers buy Tesla.

aug 19, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark O'Connell @oconnellmark.bsky.social

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aug 19, 2025, 2:17 am • 4 0 • view
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westernflyer2.bsky.social @westernflyer2.bsky.social

Defund Tesla - we should all be doing all we can to destroy any company in which Musk has an interest

aug 19, 2025, 1:15 am • 2 0 • view
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someone @sagaciousai.bsky.social

Keep it up Europe those sales numbers 📉 need to further plummet into dust

aug 19, 2025, 1:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Sleepless In America @sleeplessinamerica.bsky.social

I'm really enjoying his Tesla troubles. And I don't feel guilty about it at all.

aug 18, 2025, 7:48 pm • 5 1 • view
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Libby G @libbyget.bsky.social

You and probably a billion others.

aug 19, 2025, 1:25 am • 2 0 • view
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miafarrago.bsky.social @miafarrago.bsky.social

Let's all commit to joining in to "Black Out The System" and make this same thing happen to all the billionaire business owners. We can do this. Wouldn't it be great if they all caved in and lowered prices?

aug 18, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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al - he/him - 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @kingbadger.bsky.social

He could sell the company and the sales would never come back as they were, he's toxified the brand. And there's no guilt when relishing in the suffering of fascists, so no schadenfreude.

aug 18, 2025, 8:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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A huge, loud elk @ibewavy.bsky.social

There's nothing schaden about this freude. Sales will continue to drop until Musk is ousted and is forced to divest.

aug 18, 2025, 7:36 pm • 7 1 • view
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Policy Is EVERYTHING @policyiseverything.bsky.social

His latest pay package/contract forces him to stay as CEO for 2 more years, it seems the board of Tesla thinks he’s good for the company, bot that he doesn’t control the board…

aug 19, 2025, 2:21 am • 0 0 • view