Every few weeks it’ll cycle round to a different vegetable or green being heinously bad and you just have to be like “Ah okay, guess we’re getting mugged off on peppers this week. Cool. But at least my shitty passport is blue.”
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“We’ll be front of the line for all the trade deals.” Will we? Or will all the other markets just create a new bucket marked ‘Reserved for cretinous twats’ and let us have at it? Because that’s what I think happened.
sep 1, 2025, 4:46 pm • 21 0 • view
My 4 year old son will tell you all fruit and vegetables are the colour ‘grey’ when asked…I heard this is becoming a big problem nationwide and they are going to have to address it in the latest curriculum review.
sep 1, 2025, 8:16 pm • 2 0 • view
tomatoes last like two days before they go soft and mouldy if they haven't already gone off in the shop, and sweet pointed red peppers are all weird and shrivelled and bumpy now
sep 1, 2025, 4:50 pm • 2 0 • view