Trump is going to end up carried around in an inert vegetable condition like Bouteflika as rival courtier factions around him interpret vague coughs and gurgles as confirmation that the MAGA god emperor backs their latest brutally delusional scheme
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And rather like an old Soviet leader it will probably take some considerable time to admit that he's dead when it happens.
aug 30, 2025, 10:14 am • 5 0 • view
More like Miller is Grima Wormtongue to Trump’s Theoden.
aug 30, 2025, 4:09 pm • 2 0 • view
my money is in a Franco-flavored prolonged agony
aug 30, 2025, 12:03 pm • 0 0 • view
They need him to last 2 years, so they can have Vance for 10. But also they've really shown to not care about the law, and maybe that conspiracy theory carries less water now.
aug 30, 2025, 10:48 am • 0 0 • view
The ballroom on the White House lawn is really a pyramid.
aug 30, 2025, 10:44 am • 0 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 9:43 am • 2 0 • view
As you mentioned god emeperor first, I think the Warhammer 40k universe has a much better vision of how god emperors end up. Sat on throne, immobile, life maintained by, among other things, the daily sacrifice of a thousand souls. His servants then interpret his will. Works for Trump and his cult.
aug 30, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
He'll still be a short odds-on favourite to win the Mar-a-Lago club championship.
aug 30, 2025, 9:43 am • 11 0 • view
Club members throwing their balls straight into the sand traps as Hegseth struggles to make Trump’s arms swing a driver.
aug 30, 2025, 10:03 am • 5 0 • view
Matchplay at Bernies
aug 30, 2025, 10:10 am • 1 0 • view
It’s going to be a very long day, and a very hot one. It will smell terrible and involve a lot of tears and throwing up.
aug 30, 2025, 10:04 am • 3 0 • view
Just slap an ugly red hat on this and I think we nailed it.
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view
The MAGA Terri Schiavo
aug 30, 2025, 10:29 am • 1 0 • view
@aphclarkson.bsky.social I wonder if timing is unfortunate for those who would hide the incapacity/death by a combination of CGI and AI. The experts telling the reincarnations of Nero and Caligula that while AI hallucinates, it’s not hallucinatory enough: wouldn’t fool anyone.
aug 30, 2025, 1:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Th stupid God-Emperor memes will come true (he’ll be hooked to a life support machine and survive in a coma for centuries)
aug 30, 2025, 10:14 am • 2 0 • view
He's going to get mummified and his corpse will whisper prophecy to a new priestly class
aug 30, 2025, 10:11 am • 7 0 • view
Like Hindenburg’s Camarilla
aug 30, 2025, 9:51 am • 0 0 • view
Why the future tense?
aug 30, 2025, 9:31 am • 9 0 • view
Waiting for the Emperor's Tarot at the White House. They already got astrologers, so...
aug 30, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
Do you think he has doubles like Putin? just starting a rumour.
aug 30, 2025, 9:30 am • 2 0 • view
"Weekend at Bernie's?"
aug 30, 2025, 10:31 am • 0 0 • view
It'll be the Salazar Option, him off in a separate enclosed wing thinking he's still in charge.
aug 30, 2025, 9:45 am • 17 0 • view
That's what this new "White House Ballroom" is all about, that's how they sold him on the idea of building what is actually his own containment unit.
aug 30, 2025, 9:51 am • 14 0 • view
Contractor: You want TV screens, a fridge, and a La-Z-Boy in a *ballroom*?” Stephen Miller: JUST DO IT.
aug 30, 2025, 9:59 am • 8 0 • view
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aug 30, 2025, 1:18 pm • 0 0 • view