“Well it’s been nice talking to you fine orcs, and your merchandise will be delivered soon. However I have to inform you that while I was distracting you, my idiot brother has the Ring inside Mount Doom and-“ *EYE OF SAURON SUDDENLY IMPLODES* *Quark shrieks and hides under elven cloak*
PERFECT
*at Lothlorien, Odo is sitting arms crossed in a beautiful forest clearing. Sees giant explosion of Sauron’s demise on the horizon. Rolls his eyes and harumphs*
One day at last they return to the bar. All is as they left it. Morn hasn't moved.
Everyone keeps going on about how Morn simply would not shut up the whole time they were gone
😂