The National Parks are a big money loser for us. They should be privatized. Just think how much income having a McDonalds every few miles in Yosemite could bring in. Think what Elon Musk could do with The Grand Canyon. Nobody can steward public lands like the private sector.
All those big holes with nothing in them? Install a couple thousand storage units in them and we could be making big money. It's such a sure thing that we can go ahead and give the tech bros another tax cut right now!
Yes let’s ruin nature’s beauty that brings health to so many! Let’s put the world’s poison food there too! You’re an idiot.
My favorite president!
Ugh! :,(
This isn't even satire any more. 😟
That’s ridiculous! Our national parks belong to the nation not a private corporation!
I heard they are renaming Arches NP to Golden Arches NP brought to you by McDonald's, and the Grand Canyon to Grand Wagoneer presented by Jeep.
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I think they're planning to use the Grand Canyon as a landfill for all their broken promises.....
What a fucking irresponsible jackass comment. You republican morons have already done enough damage to OUR parks.
It's a parody account. He got me too the first time. 😀 Give him a chance - he's hilarious.
And me.
Haven't been here long Global?
Since November.
Welcome to the fellowship of people that belatedly, didn't realize that California doesn't have a 54th district. ♥️. You're in great company.
You got took! It’s a parody account. Happens to all of us once in a while. 😆
Looking at his previous comments, I can see that now.
Is this a parody account?
Yes.
What a sick thing to say. Fuck you and felon traitor shit in pants Leader. Shame on all of you. Literally doing the devil's work. Jesus sees you and they're not happy.
This is a f*cking joke, right.
Not if you're a Kimbleite! #Jack'sAlwaysRight
Phantom Ranch is so overrated. We could do a Colorado River Trump Resort.
Half way down Bright Angel trail, at Indian Gardens, Trump Lookout.
You're a thinking Man Kimble. I've always imagined that the Grand Canyon would make an invaluable land fill for a Waste Management Company. That would make the Colorado River pay for all that damage.
Read the country... it's our land and we don't want natural national parks privatized.
You are a moron.
Big Question. Is Skinwalker Ranch protected?
I can't like this tweet. Do not like this timeline. Do Better Rep. Jack Protect the Park in the 51st at least.
54th. stupid tablet. Not my fingers.
I think we only have 52 districts in California. This is a parody account
I know. Even parody I couldn't like this time because it might come true. And that breaks my heart.
is this a joke?
10 bucks says you care more about money than any of your family members.
Not true! All my family members care a lot about money.
*Whispers* Strider, Kimble is a parody account making fun of the magat politicians. 🙂
Chuckle. On the other hand, Evil Me would love to see a McD’s at the bottom of Bright Angel Trail. That could SERIOUSLY thin the MAGA herd…😈 (RIP Bubba: Tried for his 3 Quarter Pounders but only made it a quarter mile down…)
You got me @repjackkimble.bsky.social
Oh shit!
It’s okay. I ripped into him the first time I met him too. 😅😅😅
I think we all did, lol
Me too. All is good with Jack
Been there, done that.
It's ok, I think he gets everyone at least once.
Those flat mesa tops would be ideal places for golf courses.
this is a joke, right?
Not really a park when all the trees are gone and oil rigs are everywhere
🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Don't give them any ideas, please!
The point of government is not to make a profit. The point of government is the protect the people and preserve our important resources and national parks are important resources. Shame on you
To those getting upset. Let me introduce you to satire 😆
A very dry, very fine satire. Once you acquire the taste it's hilarious.
satire doesn’t work well lately. it all could be true and it would surprise us.
That's true, good satire has gotten very difficult to come up with, it's all too plausible now.
If we’re truly going to experience this depravity, I hope several of the wealthiest claim Yellowstone as their personal home, just in time for the caldera to pop. Sure it’ll get us all, but it’d get them first.
Uh no, the National Parks belong to the people, our tax dollars keep them running so we can enjoy the beauty without a fast-food restaurant staining the landscape. Go sell this shit somewhere else, like Russia.
You can't get much more like Russia than here except maybe Belarus
What is wrong with you? Are you brainwashed or just born stupid
This is a joke, right? You can't be this fucking stupid...right? What an embarrassment you are to whatever poor state you "represent." #ETTD
So this one's gone fully dark side Rep Kimble. Love your representation of our 54th, but can't bring myself to hit the like here. Pretty sure all the bros have eyes (and crypto) on this concept already. Thanks for the elevation tho.
Please don’t give them any ideas!
Geez laweez man…
Dang I may have to make a stop there didn’t know they had a resort
What the fuck are you smoking? Asshole.
All I’ve ever wanted in life was to be able to eat at a Chick-fil-A while staring at El Capitan
Snicker. Musk is just dumb enough to consider it.
I'm surprised you've failed to mention just closing them down and drill-baby-drilling.
The donkey tours into the canyon are too partisan. They should add elephant rides to make things fair and balanced.
😂
Perfect! 😆
Thanks for putting a smile on my face. Minutes ago, when I read the post about “privatizing” national parks, my blood pressure went through the roof, on the spot.
Hey! For all y’all upon whom nuance is wasted, go check the rest of The Rep from CA district 54’s page.
He got me! My blood is still boiling. I’m deleting the angry post I wrote.
The Grand Canyon is a scar on the American landscape. Fill it in. Make America Landfill Again!!! /s
Trump and Musk are like Old Faithful except they are a geyser of BS
Just when I worry you are running out of great ideas, you come along and BAM!... (Awesome idea). This is why I voted for you 8 times.
Please, co-sponsor a bill with Rep. McClintock (CA-5). He works magic with bills like this.
What frightens me is that this is barely satire at this point. 😁
Love your posts, Jack. I Don’t have a joke. Just pic taken from the Presidents’ suite at the El Tovar hotel on the south rim taken 2 days after the election. The view of the canyon rim reminded me that the Trump era is just a blip of time counted on the blip of human history. But an ugly stain it is
While we’re at it, let’s cut down those damn annoying Giant Sequoias. We could make a huge profit on deck lumber. 🤪
This is a parody account.
I can’t tell the difference anymore
You’re an idiot!
Which companies get parks? The ones that bribe the government or the ones that get bribed by the government (and does everyone involved get a pardon, and are bribes inside the outer perimeter of the executive so that the President doesn’t need a pardon?)?
This is sarcasm/joke correct? I can no longer tell as there are so many foolish ideas being proposed by morons who obviously haven't a clue how stupid they are. Department of Defense is a yuuuuggge money loser as well. Wonder what the village idiot and president Musk can do about that...
I was just wondering this myself.