I just hope he liked the painting he stole money from the children's cancer fund for. Since their suffering probably made it better for him.
I just hope he liked the painting he stole money from the children's cancer fund for. Since their suffering probably made it better for him.
Looks more like fat blonde Jimmy Fellon, sorry Fallon. Force of habit.
It reminds me of Biff lmfao 🤣
Funny because I think the presidency is like Biff taking over the town
That too!!!
Is that Ralph Wiggum?
He whines more than my daughter did when she was four.
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Holy COMMA Batman !!
I use Batman as an exclamation, also! We MUST be friends! 😆 🤣 😂
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Fantastic!
Sweeeet!!! 😂❤️😎
If only we could see ourselves as others see us. Donald can choose a different portrait he considers more flattering. Some of us see the truth.
...and what a disgusting truth it truly is.
Make this image a center piece of protest signs everywhere.
Musk talking about fraud while running Tesla, Twitter, and Dogecoin schemes is like a bank robber warning you about pickpockets. Bro, you are the crime.
He hates it because it’s all wrong, he’s just not orange enough.
That list didn't include his racist policies as a landlord or his defamation of the Central Park Five.
It’s because it isn’t orange enough.
One of Trump's many personality disorders: Narcissism. Common to all autocrats.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
DipShit!
A malignant narcissistic sociopathic psychopath’s top priority is himself, always, at any and all costs.
Pathetically weakest leader in world history.
#PorkyPig
Nuclear grade stupidity. Nuclear grade conceit. Nuclear grade piece of sh*t.
Great likeness.....
Ick - he's ugly
Oh—you can BET Coloradans are gonna keep that painting FOREVER, now!! There will probably be a gastropub based in it soon….
Yet, here we are. Why hasn't he been put away for past crimes? Why is he able to often settle out of court? Why has he been so liked throughout his career by many? He's a conman & yet he's POTUS ... again. We deserve everything get w/him now. It's never been about us, it's always about him.
Never forget that above all else, Trump is a narcissist.
We have another such horrid person who has a massive influence in Australia who objected to their portrait. www.theguardian.com/business/art...
Well.. I wouldn't be too flattered with that as a portrait either.. 🤔
@wefail.bsky.social did it WAAYY BETTER!
I saw these in the Greenland Museum of Fine Art.
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I choked on my coffee. LOL
😂🤣
It’s because he’s the most vain person on the planet and his ego would be shot if he thought there was an unflattering picture of him out there. Personally I think there are a zillion pictures out there that he be worried about if he’s that conceited!
Bahahahaaa... He looks like a freaking chipmunk but not cute...
That painting looks like it's fading more and more, is it painted with invisible paint?
This painting is depicting 10 times better than he is in real life.
What the next President should do, and every President after, is take down that painting and instead print up and frame those documents. They're what will really paint a picture of who this man was.
The way he’s going, there won’t be a “next president” :(
True, haha - but that's why you can't give up, Kev!
Next president?! HA!
Sadly prescient
I am not happy but I am not delusional.
How long until we find out that he overpaid by $18,000,000 for the painting, and that it was commissioned through "Donald J. Trump Portrait Studios, LTD?"
I mean, if that's the case, the artist didn't get paid.
"Artist?" You mean "MAGA intern happy to do it for free in their off hours," right?
Nah they are an artist. They did a portrait of Obama, too, that was really good.
if they make art, they're an artist they might not be a *good* artist but they're an artist
True, they might not be a "paid" artist or an artist that's "painted before" or an artist who "is not verbally abused all day by the President" - but an artist nonetheless!
"Life *is* pain, Princess. Anyone who says differently is selling something." —The Man in Black¹ — ¹ The Dread Pirate Roberts². ² Westley.
I agree with him. They didn’t capture the evil that he emits
He looks like Comrade Krasnov in this picture
He’s the most vain malignant narcissist on the planet.
C'mon, Mark--you know for this narcissist his image comes first EVERY time.
Fvck off, now way is he that well endowed
Aaah Tim you fell for the Common misconception. His dick is so small the doctor said he only has a 2skin not a 4skin....so its a little known fact that he stuffs his 2skin with batteries to feel better. Giving the impression of largeness.
lol, probably all foreskin and no penis
Yep
It's missing a little something
Perfect 🤩
The perfect shade of orange..nice
That actually made me laugh. 🤣
In e gland we actually have sites of rude vegetables.... That one hit the spot perfect today
Meanwhile.. ONE OF THE BIGGEST NATIONAL SECURITY BLUNDERS IN THE 21S CENTURY. American War planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the crap administration planned its strikes on Yemen using a group chat-and accidentally included The Atlantic's editor in chief,Jeffrey Goldberg.
What a bunch of amateurs.
Incompetency on a grand scale.
Beyond incomprehensible . America seems to be a fourth world country with these idiots ,never mind third.
Yup, I'm going with Big Bird.
Yup they're trying to start a trend and go for fourth world. I mean it's nice to be transparent but talk about ridiculous.
I like Mark Hamill's term: perpetual grievance monkey.
🤣🤔 I’ll stick to whiny little bitch. Monkeys are cute. 🤣 lol
I might use this one in the future . Perpetual grievance gives a little “edge” to monkey! (Agree, they are cute!) 🤣
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Hey we still need to have another exchange where you pull some of those “fun” maga pics out of your library! 😉 Seriously, no pressure here…I’m just having fun with you at the expense of magats. 😀
Perfect Noémie! 🤣🤣 I like your ad lib with his commentary! Seriously, how does he get through the day! Thanks for this! 😄
Another one! 🙌 I love “Pavlov’s MAGA”! 😂 Creatures is what we have to start calling them. We just need a good, earth friendly exterminator to rid us of them!
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Split the difference: "perpetual whiny li'l grievance bitch".
I do love that! 🤣👍 “Perpetual” is definitely accurate and needs to be added.
Me too. All Trump does is fling poo.....and steal. He flings poo to distract us while he robs us blind.
Let Cecilia Gimenez work on it.
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He does not even look like the same person. Plastic surgery?? GLP=1s?? What happened?
That’s what he really looks like without the makeup.
34 convictions and counting… Yet Trump thinks a vanity portrait is more important than addressing his criminal legacy? Priorities, people. This is the definition of corruption and delusion. Wake up, America — it’s not a joke anymore. 🔥 SHARE THIS NOW! 🔥
He has no problems calling everyone else a criminal. Yet he's unwilling to admit being the rogue that he is. The fact that any voter finds his criminality acceptable only proves how "dumbed-downed" America has become. If Barack Obama had been found guilty on "one" charge, he'd be under the prison.
I guess it's whining about his pic or go golfing 🏌️⛳!
If you look at it with a magnifying glass you can see that the painting is actually made up of 2.3 million tiny penises. This is not a fact, but it could be. 😁
Malignant narcissists are INCAPABLE of concern with any thing or any person other than themselves.
He also very clearly has body dysmorphia. That’s what the orange face is all about. He thinks he looks fat in this portrait so he needs it gone.
Which is hilarious, because... aside from the painter attaching his face to his head in the wrong place... it makes him look better than he ever has in real life.
Ha, he’s still going to be FAT
You would think with all the taxpayers money his make up artist would be the best. How can they let him out like this?
He is fat. It’s not a moral failing. It doesn’t make him a bad person. Him being a bad person makes him a bad person.
Exactly
Wait until Dear Leader learns the technical term for him is obese
Glad I found this thread. One look and you know it’s because of his weight being honestly depicted. Just pathetic. He is fat and I agree, there’s no shame in that. It just doesn’t conform with his delusional handsome dandy and my wife wants to sleep with me narrative.
I’m sure his wife loves him, even if it’s in a Stockholm syndrome kinda way, but we all know she’s not trying to be on that 😅
Gonna make a wild guess that MT's lawyer is a real lawyer and has earned their keep... 🤔
Agree with the earlier post that he is being criticized for his behavior, rather than his weight. Rarely do I see a person with zero redeeming qualities, but he checks all boxes. Also agree he's delusional: - having his weight listed as 235 lbs. - making fun of Chris Christie's weight 🤯
It is a moral failing if he does not stop criticizing it for other people. The name of that failing is hypocrisy.
He's fat, but he identifies as thin. Trump is translender.
Exactly. You could see it in his words ..
Americans should be utterly embarrassed that this guy was even a candidate again..but won't be.
This is the worst portrait I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣🤣
Just as #pathetic, the painting was paid for by conservatives and is in fat accurate
*fact (Freudian slip)
You were right the first time
The original *mistake* was better. And factual. 🤣
Fuck off Fat Man
The Portrait of Dorian Orange.
The portrait shows a far more pleasant looking man, and not as wrinkled and saggy as Trump is.
The word "man" is doing a lot of work here, but I agree with your main point that the portrait looks more human than IT does in real life.
I see what you did there😆
It really was initially a typo, but I realized it was surprisingly accurate
Honestly it just looks like him. I mean they didn't make him a cowboy or astronaut but I don't think any of us are even remotely convinced by those.
The eyes need to look more pig-like.
It’s so infantile and again wasteful more waste waste of time
Claims he knows nothing about unauthorized disclosure of classified information by the VICE president. Knows about some painting in Colorado.
Well, if you put it like that!
His administration is being shadow-run for him. Trust me, Drumpf has pleeeeenty of time to Dorian Gray himself.
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Ethics are alien to #FuckTrump, and bullshit is his native language.
What is sick is if he had never brought attention to it, none of us would even know it existed
He's right, it should be removed and replaced with the uglier version of him that would be a much more accurate depiction, plus that red tie should be swung over and around both shoulders, so everybody could remember how long it was. 😀
Quite the CV
He can be broken just by simply things like this.
#BOOST
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#Loser
Narcissist gonna Narc.
I read that the orangegoof dislikes it. Reminds me of a certain episode of Dr. Who, where one important moral principle in the plot was: evil can't stand to look at itself.
tRump’s priority of vanity is only second to greed
The narcissism is strong with this one.
Wow & he thinks people vote for him?
.. the moaning geezer
I’m glad they painted him with all his fat.
He’s such a whiner.
Absolutely
He actually kinda looks like Lou Dobbs there. Guess he doesn’t want people to know that he’s an overweight, old man. 🤣
So trump, Dobbs and Graham had a love child. Got it. Must have been developed in Russia. . .
I would not be surprised if they tried to develop some sort of genetic freak of an amalgamation of the three. Seems they got a weird fetish with old fat man in red ties. 🤣 I’ve seen weird but damn that’s really a weird fetish they have.
Lardass 🐖🐖🐖🐖
Props to the artist for ditching the orange.
Nice little pocket sized list, should come in handy next time I get into an argument with fools. Thanks!
He looks better in the painting than in real life too. What a stupid thing for him to be concerned about.
It’s his reverse Dorian Gray painting. It contains his good deeds, of which there have been none. Just a sad reminder of what he would look like with human hair.
Chump loves his berders and fries! 🍔🍟 🐷
He wants to look handsome( 😂😂😂) for he is absolutely clueless when it comes to reading material concerning our country.
He’s trash. 😒
Bottomless vanity. He’s a Super Narcissist!
He should give Colorado the painting putin gave him!!!!!!!
Considering his posse may have committed a breach of the espionage act, yeah.
INCREDIBLY thin orange skin.
It makes him look like the fat-faced fuck that he is.
This is exactly what I would expect him to be focused on. He’s shown us who and what he is over and over again.
To come right out and say it, it's more flattering than any photo I've seen of him in years. The outrage over the painting is not only absurd in its pettiness, it is also completely backwards.
Exactly
Right?
Weak looking chin. Weaker, I mean. Do you think he shaves himself, or does he just Nair his face?
Precisely!!! 🤢🤮
He looks fat in that painting. It's a very accurate depiction except for his shining bald head not poking through his locks.
"Our vanity is the constant enemy of our dignity" - Madame Swetchine
He’s so desperately afraid to to be a loser, he is a middle schooler in all the ways
aanndd..... My state just folded and took down the painting
The Orange-SnotWiesel thinks he should look like this…let’s call Disney 🙈
The drunk running the department of defense is concerning
Before that portrait was hung up, someone put a Putin one up. That’s what prompted the republican to have that one painted. He wasn’t upset about Putin.
His way in to attack Polis! However, it usually is "me, me, me"!
Cry baby going to cry
Considering his track record of the last nearly 80 years you should know the only important thing to trump is trump.
Who on earth posed for that painting - or did the artist run out of orange?
BaHahahahaha!!!
We should all try to reproduce or be inspired by this painting of IQ47 in an art form of our choosing, take a photo & post online...everywhere. Maybe even write an ode to this image extolling the Felon in Chief. Go Creatives Go! The Great American Art Project or #GAAP I'll start: Banality of Evil
A study in the banality of evil using assisted blind contour drawing technique. Enjoy!!
Looks like he just finished a quarter-pounder binge!
I could have painted that picture. It's as pedestrian & banal.
needs horns
😆 Very tired of this man.
Me too.
The painter did him a favor. He’s never looked so good.
I agree. You can't even see his camel toe neck!
When we said we wanted to hang him in the capitol, we didn’t mean his picture.
He asked for his mugshot and they refused
Pretty soon, we'll all have to have a picture of Orange Stalin hanging in our homes. Otherwise, they'll take us away for "political re-education."
He's got chubby cheeks. He looks like a hamster 🐹
What is Felon Trump complaining about? If anything that portrait is almost flattering. Trump is a petty person.
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Is that the painting of Felon Trump that they found in his attic?
No. It’s him without the Umpalump paint.
😁
It looks better than real life Trump.
He's a NARCISSIST, HE ONLY CAREs about his FAT FACE
I think it's a nice rendering actually. He looks human.
Not how he sees himself obviously. He's such a malignant narcissist he sees something like this:
Thanks Mark! I’m going to print this up and give it to everyone I know. 👊🏻
Perpetual grievance monkey… so perfect 💯
I just realized, it looks more like Lindsey Graham (spineless sycophant that he is), than Donald Trump.
So conceited.
To be fair, he does look far more orange in real life.
I heard he was complaining because there are no horns!
He wants them to use his mug shot. He likes that picture better. Unbelievable
Well he is a malignant narcissist so there is that. He wants everyone to buy into his fantasy world hive mentality where we all have to pretend he is Mr Central Casting (at least Melania gets paid for that) There wouldn’t have been a peep out of him if this ⬇️⬇️⬇️ was the portrait
"Yo Vladimir! I did it!" 🤣🤣🤣🤷
He should be happy, it looks better than him in real life, lol He looks like Jabba on a bad day in real life. Vance could be Salacious Crum!
hebis a moron dork
Not for a narcissist. He's obsessed with himself and his grievances. He needs to be in a rubber room not the oval office. 🦆🤮🤡🍊
They painted him to look especially gassy
Wth is he groaning about…it just looks like he has cheeks full of Big Mac. Isn’t that his happy place?
That’s one heck of a list!
Why the hall did Colorado take it down?? He doesn’t own the pic, it’s a donation to the state. I’d have told him to send a replacement PAINTING and we’d swap out
Petty is as petty does!
Somebody please redo this with the "repaired" art that lady did.
See? It is just a lack of focus, really. If he hadn't tried to con everything, everywhere, all the time, he might have made something of himself in the criminal world.
Love you Mark!
“The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful…” This is not about the portrait. It’s about the eternal, unhealable wound in Trump’s shriveled raisin-heart: Obama got invited to the cookout, the art gala, and history. tRump got left out and laughed at.
Are u sure that up to date and complete as far as we know? Imagine what we don’t know about.
I’d take a photo of him and make a print in paint and let him argue that.
It looks just like him. I don’t know what is ish is.
A striking resemblance.
youtu.be/EKnoUbDIpjo?...
DONALD TRUMP NOT ONLY WANTS TO REWRITE HISTORY DONALD TRUMP ALSO WANTS TO REPAINT HISTORY !
He’s just mad bc it’s the most accurate possible portrait of a fat potato wearing a wig…and we all know Donnie hates non-fry potatoes.
It's unimaginative. It looks like something I would find thrifting in dead people's stuff.
Not low priority. This spiteful man is involved in such minutia, such as giving guns back to Mel Gibson. There is no smaller man than Mango.
Their savior is a piece of shit.
Donald Trump is a 34X convicted felon and an adjudicated rapist!
Everything with Trump is about as ego. The country’s and its priorities are last.
Or even just the duties of the office he stains
I think he looks like Richy Rich!
Sir Pudge-a-lot.
PUT THIS PICTURE ON BILLBOARDS, T-SHIRTS, AND ALL KINDS OF CRAP... FLOOD THE ZONE WITH HIS SHITTY FACE
This is a crazy person who prefers to hang his mugshot.
That painting is truly terrible
Could not have said it any better 😊
"Whining self putting little thin-skinned dobby bitch baby" Damn didn't have to construct such a burn but i guess bro MEANT it lmao
Trump's response to everything
In future decades the title traitor will be added to the painting.
Not sure what kind of painting Trump was expecting - but this one is way better than reality!
I thought the painting was quite fattering
I did too! At least they covered up the bald head that shows through on TV. (He thinks that comb over hides it🤭)
Bravo!
Narcissus had nothing on Donny....
He's also more concerned with this golf trophies than Rome is burning.
That is because he is the arsonist...
He hates it because that's what he looks like.
Captures his coldness too well.
The more I see this Dear Leader portrait, the more North Korean it looks.👀
Replace it with his mugshot printed to canvas!
Because he is insane.
For real, where's a good source for that legal/ethical record that's legible?
Right click on the photo and select menu option 'open in a new tab' then go to the new tab and left click on the photo to automatically enlarge it.
While I suppose I appreciate your attempt to help out the less educated, the quality of print for that image is garbage. Was hoping for a much cleaner version.
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He’s so vain
He is a pathetic waste of flesh and skin.
Even after that whole list.... half of the US citizens still voted for him.... as a Canadian, we are still in disbelief. Knowing all these things about him, he was still voted in. Canadians are angry that we have been stabbed in the back by our "neighbor."
Definitely not half. They’re only slightly 1/3. They had to cheat to get into the WH.
The theory is, ballots were hacked. Democrat ballots were scanned, flagged and electronically invalidated. They tried in 2020. My ballot was “invalidated, if I had not checked it in time I would not have been able to personally appear at Registrar of Voters to sign the testimony and resign a ballot
That painting looks better than he does. …
100%
But seriously the artist captured the true ugliness of Donald Trump.
He looks human in the painting, so they obviously took some kind liberties...maybe AI??
I think the artist nailed it. It just invokes that "I ate a turd" vibe perfectly
It is a bad painting, but consider the model that guy was working with
Mark, please, can you get your dad to throw him down a hole and explode? Just this once, man. For me. I won't care if he comes back five movies later. I need this now, man.
I've seen worse pictures of him. For example; Mr. J The Hutt springs to mind.....
"Move your head side to side", I dare you! [insert Chicken Clucking Sound Here]
He was hung next to Obama. That's what really made him mad.