.....we can't do Easter on 4/20 again.....

What the hell is that…?😳

a peelizzy

Ditto

Even Jesus wouldn’t die for this sin.

A salty sweet treat…from Dante’s Fifth Ring of Hell!

Would it help if it were blue?

Jerma dinner

Ummm NO!

Icky poo!

I’m calling the cops

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Nope. Absolutely not.

Eeeew.

That's quitter talk

I'd eat it. 😅🌭

I……um……..hmmm……

Ooof

Yikes!

Madness!

That's a crime against humanity.

Dr Seuss's new book; Yellow Peeps and a Hotdog I do not like then, Sam-I-am I do not like yellow peeps and a boiled hotdog

Yes, it probably would be.

What even is that? Are those marshmallow ducks?

They are indeed marshmallow chicks. I think they're Peeps, it's an American candy.

That looks disgusting as much as I love a good 🌭

I've never known anyone to buy one except as a joke. In other words...they don't really eat them...I think....

Oh we eat them. Usually while drunk or high. Sometimes you can get them cheap after Easter and just use them as a marshmallow substitute since they're just sugar-coated marshmallows shaped like chicks.

but...eating that bright yellow....

It's just (usually) unflavored sugar crystals with yellow food coloring. You would get the same flavor and mouth-feel by rolling a marshmallow in table sugar.

They even come in "pickle" flavor...

Ewww

Nope kill it with fire

I agree.

Yea, the mustard definitely turned me off too 🤢

barf!

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That looks like a kids idea of…… it’s a kids idea do I have zero clues what it is.

Instead, try @alyankovic.bsky.social's favorite Twinkie Weiner Sandwich.

wat–

Number I've times I've had no idea how to reply to a post: ONE. Congratulations.

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich! (those are genuinely, unreasonably good)

Now nuke it in the microwave and watch it explode! 😝

Maybe drop the mustard in favour of white string icing.

And make the hot dog a pretzel

@abradorable.bsky.social thoughts?

Same 🤢

Shouldn't have even been a because you could

Oh...HELL no.

Oh yuk

Oh no ..

People are acting out about the apocalypse

the apocal-peeps?

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That has to be a sign tho - one of the horse.... Peeps lol

The Mar a Lago Special

Yikes! 😨

It's an Easter version of UHF's Twinkie Weiner Sandwich

...what in the sphincter of Hell is this unholy moly?

Nightmare fuel.

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The sheer creativity of this monstrosity. A new American cuisine

Just yuck

Pervasive pathos peeps partaking punishingly of the mustard topped finger of a person who gave a hard pass... please reconsider! Keep those fingers tucked in and safe like keepsakes lest the peeps take. Also, so that you know, the harsh fellow reap bunnies say all goes when it comes to the toes!

It should have been a twinkie weiner sandwich. Weird Al assures me those are a go-to.

That don’t look too good 😂😂

soft maybe.

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Ewwww!

I’ll slap my meat on some peeps too! 🤣

That could be shared with the two love bugs...

Bunker goblin enjoys shit with cum from kadirov. And rotten pumpkin loves only vegan "food".

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Why did the Peeps do to deserve this disrespect? They are innocent. Innocent!

Nope nope nope

WHY

Apt description of the bowel movement.

That is your colon talking.

Yes, thank you, sir. Things like this disturb me because there are millions of US Americans who don't have enough to eat. Hot dog eating contests, food fights, egging cars & homes, wasteful food dishes trending on social media disturb me too. And then, people have the gall to complain about________?

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I'm with you on this

So is it the Peeps that make the hot dog gross, or the hot dog that makes the Peeps gross?

It's the mustard, Ron. The freaking mustard. It's so obvious. Jeez. 👍

It’s all 3.

Peeps on a glizzy

I'm still processing trying to figure out what that is. And why.

But they brought it to you! Looks like a thoughtful solemn expression of their love for you Accept it graciously. Feed it to the dog when they're not looking

Aside from it looking like a finger too 🤢

Yeah. Wth was that about? 😬

Oh Mark this looks really disgusting! A hard pass for me too!

Why? WHY? Why did @markhamillofficial.bsky.social make me see this??

Yeah that's gonna repeep on you

That’s just called sexy Easter.

Were they high?

curse you, hamill!

There's a deeper message here, I'm sure...

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I’m with you. That looks gross.

Straight to prison 🤮

The visual alone made me throw up a little in my mouth.

That actually just turned my stomach. 🤢

Peeps and mystery meat. Mmmmm. Yummy.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Im pretty sure those Peeps are sentient and just feeding.

Gag 🤢

I think I threw up a little just looking at this photo Yep, yep…that’s not good at all.

Abomination. Like, actual abomination.

One big wiener and a bunch of lil' peckers.

😂😂😂

Who does that to a hot dog? Sick people, I tell you.

lol YUCK!!!

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Anything involving peeps is a hard pass. youtu.be/9T_U0htv-Ik?...

…….No!

Yuck!

But what about a Twinkie Weiner Sandwich, a Weird Al special from UHF?

gross

Yet from a cult classic movie

The people who make food abominations like this should be forced to eat them

In more ways than one.

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Yep, passed straight through. Like a rocket 🚀

Damn. I came here to put the same gif

That's my go-to meme for horrible things 🙃

🤣🤣🤣 That one works, too

(WTF-ery intensifies)

Same

What the….

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That just looks nasty.

This is one time where putting ketchup on top might actually make it taste better. Still revolting, mind you, but comparatively better.

I'm with ya on this one. Can you use your Jedi powers to destroy this abomination. Please.

Oh so wrong!

Soft pass. Like maybe…

What, you don't like food that has annealed itself to the plate?

Even more than blue milk?

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Totally read that in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice.

Same

Gross, dude.

I think it may be a quick pass

Eeeeeeeeeewah!! No!!

Same

OK, I’ve drawn my line at hot dog peeps… The horror…🤢😱

Uh, No!!

Whoever made this…just take them to The Hague…

I can smell that through the phone. 🤢

Why does that hot dog have a fingernail? I have so many questions and I don't want to know the answers!

That's as bad as the cotton candy fries shown on GetUp last week. These are sold allegedly at Blue Jays baseball ⚾ games! Ugh🤢

I had to look this up, bc it seems surreal. And yes, these are sold at Rogers Centre; home of the Toronto Blue Jays. That "blue gravy" is a mayo-garlic drizzle. Aioli; yum! Blue dye; gross! 🫣 I'd still try them.🤭

I'd try it. I dunk fries in vanilla milk shakes.

This is the right answer. It’s one of the only reasons to go to Wendy’s is to get french fries and dip them into a frosty.

Ewwwwwwwww

It's like I always say, peeps get weird when you let them handle your wiener. (especially if it's already gooey)

Very happy I did not see this until after I eaten

How ridiculous! Everyone knows the BLUE peeps are for hotdogs. The yellow ones are for the grilled cheese!

Clearly. Djonn goes with ducklings. 🧐

Just puree it.

@lythicthedestroyer.bsky.social yummy

Peep Dog Can’t see myself EVER, under any circumstance, eating that

They better have eaten the whole thing and not wasted any.

🎼 I would do anything for sweets 🎶 But I won’t do that…🎵

Thats just wrong.

Fine I'll try it.

🤢🤢 Satan sandwich. 🦆💞

#cursed

Omg. Yech

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At least it has mustard...

Put that image on my fridge and I can skip signing up for Weight Watchers 🤢🤮

There is no god

Weird when the most healthy thing is the hotdog.

This is the most obscene food crime I've witnessed... and I watched my mom rinse the spaghetti.

Yeah, same.

I am very American. But that's not American food. That's someone going way to far. Unless it's a 10 or 12 year old kid doing that. Then I can see the logic. It's a teachable moment on why that's so wrong.

@gothtatertot.bsky.social H🤢T D🤮G

That is just wrong on many levels 🤢

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Hey at least they didn't put ketchup on it.

You mean the artificially colored and artificially flavored sugar guck that they pass off as a tomato product?

Oh I like Ketchup (My Grandfather worked for Heinz) - just not on a hot dog (that's gross).

I've never had ketchup on a hot dog (we probably think alike). I don't mind a thin line of a good mustard as a flavor accent on a good hot dog in a good bun. I'm not keen on the "slopping it on" type of sandwich (or any other type of other food). Less is more. 👍

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🤣True.

At that point you could cover it in Velveeta and Cheetos and it would still be as edible.

I came here to say the same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Great minds think alike!

They really should have used some relish though to look like the dayglow green fake grass in everyone's Easter basket 🤔😂

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“The Widowmaker”

Urp!?!?

Straight to jail.

Don't be un American 😆

Real hard pass. 🤮

Needs pineapple

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anything like that at Easter!

Absolutely needs ketchup n onions 😃

You must do what you feel is right, of course.

Was this another @scalzi.com creation?

Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww- peep !

But...

Still not peeps-n-sausage 😖

Is he drinking shampoo?

Guacamole

You made guacamole with a whisk?

The GIF is appropriate, cause I'm certain that this is the way to make super liquidy guac

The only reason you would want that is? I don't know, to dump it on my head!?

Memories unlocked!!

giphy.com/gifs/4A8bdZz...

I came here to post exactly this image. 😂

I don’t know - I would try it.

Those peeps look like they have bird flu.

EWWWW

Just a few posts above yours bsky.app/profile/lana...

kismet

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