WTF was he up there for??? Looking for illegals???

Where’s a strong wind when you need one!

Diddly do, neighbor. 😬😬😬

Tangerine Palpatine could have done us all a favor…

don't show him the latest Gallup poll, or ... 2025 Gallup Poll favorability ratings of 14 global newsmakers

Not just a nation that were disappointed... 🙄

Diddler On The Roof

The highest levels of the Trump administration are collaborating with the FBI and DOJ to cover-up evidence the President committed sexual crimes against children. Unspeakably corrupt, and not a single Republican in Congress can be expected to speak out against it.

Sure wish I was behind him.

Lol

Where’s a sniper when you need one?

You mean the Mental health hospital

🙋😁👏👍✊✌️

Would have been a good place for a heart attack

Bwahhahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

You’re still my hero. ❤️

The MAGA GOP claimed that Biden had been replaced by a robot. We all know MAGA's history of projecting their crimes on others. Is this possibly C-3P47 glitching?

That should say, disappoints "humanity".☝️😐

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we start calling him elderly? Such as “the elderly president of the United States was found wandering around the roof of the White House” and “the elderly president has been convicted of sexual assault”, and the “elderly president cheats at golf”.

"Geriatric" president.

Diddler on the roof continues to disappoint.

More disappointed that no one pushed. Missed opportunity to be a hero and a LEGEND

Diddler on a Roof

😆

That's my article!!! Wooo!!!

You done good!

So fun!!!

One of my favorite titles ever. I giggled.

💙✌️

🎉

So. Very. Disappointed. (sighs)

I am assuming that "Bloated Cheeto wearing a Bird Nest on his head, wanders onto roof to spout word salad " was rejected.

It's all on you Big Mac 🙏

We commence to make ya jump jump The Mac Dad'll make ya jump jump The Daddy Mac'll make ya jump jump

I like this one bsky.app/profile/jonc...

I wish.😂🤣

#HumptyTrumpty !!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Jedi with Jokes.

The political left is tethered to a culture of death. - Abortion - Wishing for the Demise of their political adversaries - Etc.

We almost had it!

Problem is, then we would be stuck with weird guy who wants to turn this country into Gilead

Lmao

They’ve normalized his crazy! The headlines should read, “ in another unprecedented……Trump. Instead the headlines usually state, “Trump said or did ……”. Sometimes it seems as though high school students are writing the headlines!

Trump is WAAAAAAAAYY too big a coward to do something like that...

Hmmmm….we should all be singing a popular Van Halen song from the 80’s! 😉

Diddler on the roof.

Elections, rigged, fraudulent or otherwise, have consequences, and now we all get to pay for them with our lives.🤬🤯🤬 www.npr.org/sections/sho...

Sadly, he didn't fall!

So close….

Yes. I was thinking the same thing.

I think he just had a conversation with putin and wanted to get some perspective on how to push someone off of a roof, or out of a window.

Next he should try to defenestrate JD Vance.

So true

you speak french?

🤣🤣🤣

Where's an unauthorized drone strike when you need one?

Or someone with a long-range precision rifle.

Speaking of rifles...The incident of Trump's wounded ear went away rather quickly,didn't it? My take,fwiw,the 'shooter' and 'the dead man'...both squirrelled away and given government protection. If you read this,Mr Spielberg...

Sorry. That sounds like an impossible conspiracy theory to me.

Aren't they all...?

Yes.

Someone should have told him “we’ll forget all about Epstein if you can pull a Triple Lindy jump from the movie Back To School off of that thing.”

😉

Thank you Mark!🤣 Now I have Van Halen's Jump in my head.

Strangely reminiscient

He follows everything about Hitler his idol.

Its said he had a copy of Mein Kampf.

Thats his real bible

The only thing he's ever actually read

Probably had it read out in a Fox news format on DVD

Yikes!

Most excellent. lol

Come on Donny, we all float down here. 🦆💞🤡👁️👁️😉🎈

How about a 9th floor Moscow window if he looking for a nice view

🤣

😂

@jaketapper.bsky.social when is your book coming out about his mental state?

Yep was really hoping for a bird of prey to remove this blight from the roof 💯👹🤬

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

No lies detected!

OMG! That’s truly awful…….awfully funny!

Someone should have told him Obama jumped off the roof better than anybody ever......

😂😂😂😂😂😂

And went on a racist rant about Latinos being "built" for back breaking labor, but not Blacks because they'd tried that and Blacks just wouldn't work.

And he said it on of the building slaves built. What an ass!

PLEASE!

Well how strong could the force be if we all.. lol

I also would have accepted fell or was pushed.

Please!

This

I approve this message.

Seriously.

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Lol. I know I am disappointed!

A devastating outcome for sure.

The ankle anchors weighed him down.

Diddler on the Roof Fat on the White House Roof

Untapped talent🌟

I kept waiting....

😂😂😂😂

👀 @jowa.bsky.social

OMG, love this!

Ignorant clown of the decade.

#ruzziaisterroriststate 🇺🇦 #SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦 #FreedomFromDictators Freedom for Gaza! Freedom from Israel

They forgot to grease the roof to check for leaks.

I have to say I said a little prayer!

Speaking of man on the roof... Donald just knows how to distract the media from the Butler staging!

He'd have gone down faster than crude oil futures.

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Jump! 🤣🙏

Maybe he can be convinced that the laws of gravity don't apply to him either.

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Remember the roof scene from "The Untouchables"? I was hoping for a hero to do that very thing.

Imagine if Biden was walking around on the WH roof screaming down to the press? 😱

Live your life in such a way that you don’t incur the eternal hatred of Luke Skywalker.

Highly disappointed

👏👏👏👏👏

🤣🤣🤣

Truth!!!

I was hoping @thegodpodcast.com would have at least sent some dark clouds and lightning to the area …

An invisibility cloak is so on my wish list.

The comments here are the best!!! Keep them coming...

Let’s set this some music, shall we? bsky.app/profile/todd...

Just in case you really are a Jedi (I am open to anything at this point) could you maybe have some light saber practice…😨

So, obviously not concerned about another "attempt" on his life. i.e. No one to squirt fake blood on him nor to shoot a black man that was deemed to be too close to him.

America is in LOVE with fake phony fakery—in all its forms🤷🏼‍♀️

Jump...

Local Man Escapes Demetia Ward, Claims Rooftop as His Kingdom.

Should have told him that Obama jumped from that spot and made a perfect landing.

Is he dead yet?

Convicted Felon is just 1 vine of the kudzu that has infested our government. It's going to to take a concerted effort to rout out all of the bad actors of this Admin, Republican members of Congress, a corrupt judiciary, the Justice Department, the FBI, & restore all of the agencies killed by GOP.

Well said I agree

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Just think of all those followers who would’ve done the exact same thing just because Trump did it. This nation could be whole again..

You'd need a taller building. They'd all want to jump from where he did, but pretty soon the pile would let you walk down to the ground. Defeats the purpose of lemmings.

That would have been good but I’ve been wondering why we didn’t see this on the national news. It is not rational behavior. I guess that’s why.

youtube.com/watch?t=40&v=enI1_c1wnzk&feature=youtu.be

Melania gutted she wasn’t invited to attend

Truth!

Or falling.

I am so disappointed 😞

I kept hoping he would try and display his supposed superpowers.

Promoting Violence again...

Fat on a Hot Tin Roof

Jump!

you mean Diddy on the roof.🤔

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

lol---

🤣🤣🤣

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD7P...

How have i never seen this?! So fantastic. I know MTV don't start till '81, but they shoulda brought this one back up!

*didn't

I still like this 90's jam www.youtube.com/watch?v=010K...

Yeah! Give me a new dance in your video! Others that get it... The Bird, Whip it, Thriller, Same As it Ever Was, Single Ladies, Gangnam Style, Vogue, just off the top of my head. I draw the line at the Macarena. I lived in Chile at the time with a girl named Macarena, and she played it nonstop. 😫

Those were the days...

Perfect!😂🤣🤣

More like Hitler on the roof.

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ROOF," screamed the senile fat man, before shuffling off, hands stuffed in pockets, muttering "I thought i had a Werther's Original in here" then asking the nurse when it would be pudding time.

On the bright side, we are another day closer to his demise by natural causes. AKA, cholesterol.

I wish someone has started playing Van Halen "Jump".

I did, but only on my phone. I don't think he heard it, the loathsome scofflaw. Sigh.

It counts that you tried!

his Dresser is doing a bad job with his shoes... should have set out the ones with wheels and electric power

Lmao

Can we say that the secret service disappoints by not pushing him off that roof? Too much?

bsky.app/profile/rayk...

....right into the epstein files

IMAGINE a whole planet SAYING JUMP

I can, they just needed to know that was an option at the time it was available. Too bad the SS likely got him off the roof.

So much for the 'stable genius.'

It's where he is thinking of meeting Putin

would that stop the epstein talk? dunno. but imagine the ratings….

"Hey, Donald...Joe Biden says you don't have the guts to fly from up there."

There's no way to goad him into doing it. He's terrified of walking down a ramp or having to walk more than 30 steps at a time, he just doesn't have the balls. 👉 #TACO

“Obama could make that jump and be fine!”

Obama said he's too fat,old, and weak to jump🤔

"Dub said he made that jump and landed just fine in 2003!"

“Hey, look, here comes Putin!”

We wish.

Hey Donald, Obama always flew down from the roof. Can you fly?

Bwahaha 🤣

Someone told him what happens if you roofie a girl. And he got confused. Again.

😆🏆

Diddler on the roof

Gosh darn it, Vertigo! You had ONE job and...

🤣

This was my take on the situation when I saw it yesterday! "As the microphones below pick up muttering from the roof "I AM the King! They think I'm God! I'm the BEST king, I mean President, there ever was.... And the rambling continues as the people below laugh at the Emperor who has no clothes!🤡"

Perhaps he just needs a little push! 😎

Jump!!

Malina locked him out .

"Jump!!"🗯️

And they even encouraged him. 🤷🏼‍♀️

😬😳😇👍

Who was the secret service agent that led 45 to the roof...and thought it was a good idea? Do it again, but maybe untie his shoelaces on the way up.

More than one nation actually....

Epstein files make you wanna Jump jump

Take America back... to the Jurrasic era.

:)

Looking for the fall season?

Where were those mosquitoes and bees at this opportune time ??