But he will be “the turd”

I think you misspelled "De Turd".

Winning 🏆

This is great!!! Got my smile in for the day!

That’s about right.

Trump 💩 for brain’s whole family are made up of immigrants. They must be the special "Royal immigrants” of King Orange Turd of the new Fascist Kingdom of the USA.

And this was from his first term! Nothing has changed.

Now is the time to stay resilient against the Evil Empire! Never letting up, until they are dumped in the garbage heap of history.

His base loves this , he is feeding on their hates and fears . It's just more smoke and mirrors to hide the fact that he is robbing the country . Also to try to and get all of us to forget that he was the president when Epstein died in jail .

His base is shrinking.

Do you honestly think you would find anything juicy???

😂

From 2018, boss

The details may change from day to day, but the headline is evergreen

LOVE this one, what AI does best. www.facebook.com/Ahzoov/video...

This is great!!! Got my smile in for the day!

ICE must be held accountable for their crimes just like Trump must be held accountable for his. #ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files www.tiktok.com/@meidastouch...

Were their employees legal?

They are nothing more than domestic terrorists pretending to be law enforcement. They all need to be hunted down, arrested, exposed, convicted & jailed. Every one.🤬

We The People, need to demand #Accountability from our "elected" representatives.

😡😪

The fact that this was 7 years ago 🤦

Where are the horns? That man is the devil.

DJT = American 🇺🇸 Garbage

Or alternatively- “He will not be de-turd!”

I think this would be a new emoji

From 2018?

*WE* will not be deterred

Poetry

Wish we could get Charlie Cale to interview him on live TV.

Guilty birds of a feather.

Hmmm that’s a head scratcher

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinList We ALL know #TrumpIsOnTheList #PrinceAndrew #BillClinton GOP: Guardians Of Pedophiles MAGA: - Morons Are Governing America - Molesting Any Girls Anytime DOJ: Department Of Jerkoffs #DisgustingDonald #WorstPresidentEver

Child molesting, child rape, child sex trafficking, is NEVER okay!! #PedoPresident #Felon47 is a creepy, vile, disgusting thing! Always has been, always will be! Trump And Friends... The whole perverted bunch of them belong in jail! - NOT Club Fed!! #ProtectTheChildren #ProtectTheVictims

Typo correction: he will not be *deturded*

2018 headline, but still reigns true

They're not "immigrants". ...they're Illegal Aliens.

Good slogan on a T-shirt I saw today in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada: Arrest Trump, not migrants

So the NY Daily News isn't covering for Donald any more. This "South Park" trend of laughing at #DespicableDonald is really catching on!

That cover is from Jan. 2018

So maybe they never did cover for Donald! (Good for them.)

They haven’t trended toward the pedo in a long time. It’s the NY Post that does his bidding.

The Republican Party is a human centipede attached to Trump's colon. All Trump did was ask the Republican Party why they bothered hiding their racism & bigotry behind terms like compassionate conservatism. Embrace the ideals in which you are building your GOP Nazi State.

#Trumpism is a dangerous cult being enabled by "faithful, loyal followers" who willingly gave up all their morals, values, standards, common sense, self-respect, & critical thinking skills ..just to follow, serve, support, worship, & defend their #PedoPresident #Felon47 #WorstPresidentEver

Just got a friend request from fake Mark Hamill!

You’re too kind! He’s all 💩

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES, you fucking pedophile and rapist

An insult to shit

But he can be the turd

He is de terd.

Shys cough

Completely delusional.. 🎃 He's beginning to believe his own lies..

Hey they stole my poop emoji sign. Use it well. It was a big hit at the protest.

🪢 🐝de💩 youtu.be/UWuc18xISwI?...

Yeah because djt knows he's a POS, coward, racist, bigot, sexual predator, asshole, CRIMINAL SO he HAS TO TRASH INNOCENT OTHERS so you won't pay attention to him

2018 and it STILL holds true! #FckTrump

He will not be de-turd

Is that what Trump has, or what he thinks Latines have?

O yes he will be de terred! (Some knowledge of British pantos required).

Turred and feathered?

Looks like "singie-role" Mark Hamil is tired of being irrelevant. Whose next? Macaulay Culkin? Anthony Perkins? Leonard Nemoy? I care about your political views almost as much as Tswifts.

You have to be kidding right? this is the best you bot impersonators can come up with? you're the lamest. i mean, at least put some kind of effort into being a jackass. read your fucking emerson, try harder, or go the fuck home. useless twit.

The Dude would hate you.

The Dude would just block him like I did.

Some day he will be interred and I will piss on his grave.

Too bad you or any of us can't piss on him now

#PedoTrump

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...

😂

Nice hair… TURD 💩!

You mean de-turd?

Concur! Trump is obtaining his goal of becoming the dictator of America. It's his hate for everything American. He wants absolute control so he can express his raging hate for every hurt event in his life. www.newsweek.com/obama-trump-...

Diaper Don strikes again and JD Vance misses his couch.

Obsession with Orange Cheesus 24/7 365 is positively pathological.

You mean deturd!!

Funny how you were silent about that list for the last four years. Why care now? Let’s be honest, even if he released it today, you’re only hoping his name is on it. If it was, why didn’t the last administration release it?

Isn’t that the truth…waste of skin…

I see what you did there.

Trump calling immigrants “shithole” country people is not a gaffe. It’s not “telling it like it is.” It’s textbook racist, xenophobic bile wrapped in a spray-tan comb-over. #ShitForBrains 💩🔥

He’s not “politically incorrect.” He’s a festering landfill fire in human form—blowing toxic fumes in every direction and pretending it’s patriotism. #ReleaseThe_Epstein_Files 🗑️🇺🇸

This is the guy the GOP worships: a man whose moral compass is a clogged toilet and whose empathy level is somewhere between an oil spill and a serial killer documentary. #TrumpTheTurd 💩🔪

Every time he opens his mouth, the bar for human decency drops so low it’s tunneling to the fucking Earth’s core. #DumpsterFireDiplomacy 🌎🔥

We don’t need “civility” with fascists. We need to call them what they are: cruel, small, cowardly little shits with gold-plated toilets and paper-thin egos. #TinyTyrant 💩👑

No not our Sponge Bob🤣

He’s trying everything to get us to move on. #EpsteinFiles

maybe because he is guilty ? we must stay the course and see that trump’s connection to epstein is front page news. We can’t get distracted by all this crap he’s putting out.

For sure!!

@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #Pedo

today's winner

I loved this one!

youtu.be/IvG3is7Bm1w?...

Good pun there, Mr Hamill

Oh 🙄 i didnt think 'he' had ANY 🤔😳🤣

Mr Hamill. I am a trekky. (Granted I cant keep up with trek or wars) Sir. I know you never knew when you were a kid how much youd blow up and be on a political stage as you are. With Luke Skywalker. My lightsabre will never be red. I will fight as jedi should. im Jean luke Picard as well Peace

deturd*

De-Turd 🤷🏻‍♂️

#EpsteinFiles

deturd, surely.

“DeTurd”

More like this. Everywhere

LOL hahahahahahaha Lol

OMG nailed it! 😂

I miss the days before Americans became numb to his racism, or just racism in general

Pretty sure most of his wives have been immigrants. His mother and grandparents were immigrants.

Same image, but a cleaner copy.

What did he say?

This is from 2018 when he referred to African nations (and Haiti) as “shithole countries”

It's still relevant in 2025.

I never said it wasn’t. The person asked what the slur was, and I answered and gave context.

You will be always in the light side...👏👏👏

The thing that scares me is “Sit For Brains” thinks he can win a battle of wits in a one-on-one with Vladimir Putin — the guy that manipulated stronger men than Trump into betraying their country as a KGB operative for years and years! I fear for my nation … and for Ukraine.

To wit: wapo.st/3UPJ7tI

As if this "suggestion" was Trump's idea? I would not be the least bit surprised if this meeting is actually a ruse for Trump to negotiate on behalf of Putin.

Putin is a #WarCriminal deliberately committing #WarCrimes daily by targeting civilians, civilian apartments & infrastructure, hospitals, clinics, schools, playgrounds... Apparently the International Criminal Court issued a warrant for Putin but Trump invites him to Alaska! #WorstPresidentEver

Perfect ❤️.

How did you get the exact likeness of Trump.

As a horsewoman who's handled more than my share of manure, I guarantee you he doesn't have anything as intelligent or useful as poop between his ears. That being said, I LOVE this front page and hope they keep up the great work!

WOW you sure do have TDS. See I remember Corvette summer to this shows me you have a mental illness and need help. America is great because of people with different points of view and yet you hate all those who have a differing point of view

Ewww send it to special hell.😉🦆💞💙

#epsteinlist #epsteinfiles

Totally Appropriate!

Any celebrities promoting the political brainwashing on either side is an abuser. Mature and healthy adults work towards a society where nobody has more power or resources. A culture where no millionaire or billionaire is acceptable. #JailBillionaires #JailMillionaires #PetitionFotParity

He must be made to do it. Those wealthy donors who put him in power and continue to support him must also be.

Democrats should ban together and reject any tax cuts, give their jobs to undocumented immigrants and let the homeless have their houses. That will teach that evil Trump a lesson.

So true

I stepped in Trump this morning on my way out to the car! I tried to wipe the Trump off my shoes but the smell of Trump was so strong, it was making me gag! Ultimately, I had to hose the Trump off my shoes before I could be on my way.

Do you live in San Francisco?

Nope. If you read my profile, it actually says where I live.

It's a joke dude...

Just burn the shoes. 😉

Trump is a Great new shorter word for a pile of 🐕💩! 👏👏

He will be de turd though.

You know Mark, you have the funniest opportunity in the world to create an Epstein Files show in the style of The X-Files.

"of the day"? It's dated January 2018! Show's you though, people don't change much.

He is the “De-Turd “ of the century

wow! I always KNEW tabloids were better at this reporting shit than the Times...

Jan 12 2018 paper

Still relevant

Points awarded for even application of bronzer.

borrowed for www.fathitler.com/other-orange... thx! also: trumpspenis.com

Like the next one in the line with liberty holding a tangerine 🍊.

I understand that world leaders have given #Trump a new nickname Donnie “No Cojones” because of the way he is being handled by #Putin

We need more of this!!!

Hahahaha that's from 2018 and have you been to Haiti? Like San Francisco is becoming, it really is a sh*thole

Have fun in hell

I was already there the last administration

You're such a victim...😂

I always thought that worrying about Elon taking social security card numbers (etc) was funny. If he wanted those, his PayPal days could have been very fruitful. As if he needed your finances to help his along. Lol.

Also there were over 100 men competing as women in college sports (plus add in high school) which was increasing until Trump. Not to mention Olympic and professional sports. Thank goodness we are now protecting women's sports.

I always liked the Gays for Gaza signs.

Not one of those things are true. You are posting fake news. And definitely no victims here.

And that’s being rather generous

*deturd

Shit for brains with a mouth attached. Perfect description of Trump.

AI made me this gem a few weeks ago. Irony they used this headline lol.

The most hated man in the world and I predict in all of history. He will be the cause of much suffering and death in the world. But they believe he was sent by god. Which means they don’t really believe in god just money 💵 and the con.

Money and the con being the foundations of their beliefs So it’s consistent

Like Christ, he would have to die first. THEN we wait the 3 days…preferably with him somewhere the stink could be controlled, because despite what that cornucopia of ancient Grimm’s Fairy Tales says, he ain’t coming back…but the stench will linger for ages.

I very much doubt Satan can resurrect him. After all, it looks like DJT is one of Satan tools on Earth.

He's certainly a tool.

bsky.app/profile/vlf7...

This group of monsters(GOP)is responsible for the building oppression making our streets sick. The drugs crime homelessness school shootings all are because these monsters voting 4 oppressive laws for decades. Making life more difficult. This is the tyrannical regime the founders feared.

What’s the plan, then?

But he is "De Turd".

(I'm gonna share this to Facebook. Hope you don't mind.)

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

#ReleaseEpsteinFiles but lest we forget in the midst of this scandal—WHERE is all the $ generated by price gouging American consumers thru import tariffs???

Totally Correct 👍 Release Epstein Files Justice For The Victims

Grandmother's are being arrested in Scotland because they want to end the slaughter in Gazza. They are deemed to be terrorists for demanding that Isreal stop killing babies by the corrupt criminals that run the world. It is a very sad time for humanity!

Donnie’s family didn’t they Immigrate from Germany 🇩🇪 ?? Therefore Donnie’s a immigrant also 🤪🤣

Oh my god !! Such a likeness of dump 💩💯👹

He probably ate them

😂

😂🤣

Ankles too thin. Sorry!

Yes, anyone asked about the upcoming Epstein summit?

bsky.app/profile/anon...

Most accurate pic of the orange shit I've seen so far.

🤬🤬🤬

Got that right

Fake news: There is no evidence he has brains

man woman camera tv person :)

Real?

Yeah, but old.

If MAGA wants to throw out all the laws and norms, then we can too. When this national nightmare is over, we will have to pass laws we never thought we needed because we didn't realize the depth of moral rot in the republican party.

GOP: Guardians Of Pedophiles MAGA: - Morons Are Governing America - Molesting Adolescent Girls Always - Molesting Any Girls Anytime DOJ: Department Of Jerkoffs #DisgustingDonald #WorstPresidentEver

I'm not a big fan of AI but I loved this. youtu.be/dbebXrdT8EY

Oh, he is da turd.

😂🤣👍

#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

From 2018 lol

He just carries on under turd as usual.

Best front page EVER!!

European papers pegged him months ago. #PedoPresident #CoverUp Release the #EpsteinTrumpFiles

I don't think this is accurate. It's my understanding that we're now "respected by the world again" after being "a laughingstock."

I don’t think so🙄 #MangoMussolini is still the #PedoPresident🤷🏼‍♀️

Yeah but he keeps telling us that we’re respected again!

😆😆😆 He’s an asshole!

Even Cliff from Cheers looks like Einstein compared to the Mango King.

One of those papers is Franco-Canadian, because Montréal-based.

Pardonez-moi! How about these?😉

These are great

Ugh. There's an image I could do without.

#PedodentTrump

He makes Cliff look like a genius!!

😆🤣😆

Kind of makes us the villager’s idiots too doesn’t it? Love these headlines but sooo embarrassing for our country. But he does represent the near majority of this country sadly, the ignorant & redneck, the educated that are stupid & brainwashed, the rich crooked criminals, these are his people.

In early July, I visited Italy. People I met from the UK thought all of America LOVES him😳 OMG! I was constantly reminding people he “won” by only 1.5% of the vote. The more world leaders he insults, & his endless attempts at distracting from #EpsteinTrumpFiles, he embarrasses himself daily

Oh thank you so much for representing the sane US citizens! And I Hope you had a wonderful trip, my son & his wife just went the there last year & got engaged & then went back this past March & got Married!

Looks just like him

You're forgetting one important difference between Bill and Donald. (For the record this is not a defence of Bill Cosby, just pointing out why he saw consequences. Still surprised Diddy got off.)

The accusers are the list.

Exactly! And people loved Bill Cosby, but he still paid the price. No one likes #pedopresident, but him being a predator, stalker to women is not a problem with millions of Americans is absofuckinglutely disgusting!

👏👏👏👏👏

The survivors of Epstein and Maxwell need to take back ownership of their stories. Break whatever NDA they were forced to sign. A GoFundMe could pay their fines.

They'll get White on it.

There are people talking about his participation being more than most peoples, meaning he might have been in on the we whole scheme. He ran the Miss Teen pageant for years.

Completely agree with you however it’s not that simple for the repubs. It’s hard for them to hear anything when they have Donald Dumbass’s mushroom dick in their ears.

Most repubs have turned on him. It’s now just MAGA. They are a separatist splinter party of their own at this point.

Ah, that explains the sanitary pads.

It’s like the death scene in scary movie. They have a dick in their brain 🤣

Awww. Look at you all! Crying. Lol. Its glorious. I love this app. Its interesting how Dems can't define a woman but sure know the male anatomy. Confirms why majority of this country thinks u all are looney toons. Keep it up though. It is fantastic.

lol my comment got popular enough to get the attention of the trolls!?!? Thks for all the lolz 😂

🤮🤮🤮

Yes, I love grabbing the screenshots so we can have a ball with it on my other socials. I come here for comic relief.

You mean in their axx

That wouldn’t affect their hearing.

JD already called dibs on the rear end lol

With a bright green dildo

A BIG bright green dildo. And long, very long. Maybe with little rusty needles sticking out. And hot, very very hot. I feel a little better now.

It’s UN. REAL. wtaf

Haaaa! Very visually specific!😂

I’m gonna guess this was a reference to junior’s post showing trump joining in with vile misogynists throwing dildos onto WNBA courts. Sick, sad family.

You guessed correctly! 👍🏼

If he posted that, someone needs to slap him with ten of them toys.

He did post it, on Twitter. But I’m afraid he’d like being bitch slapped with 10 day glo, green dildos

Someone out there who can create gifs MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE lol

lol thanks so much for that mental image ill be laughing at that for the rest of the day

Did that little daddy made criminal post that?

Uday is a fucking genius.

Such a beautiful green 💚 garden with flowers....And they pour cement on it...

Has to be that “Great DNA”, eh?

Just needs a half naked tweener girl standing next to him to complete the narrative.

Or totally naked. Then he could brag on Howard Stern about getting away with it.

jfc this is so messed up how is this our existence rn

I blame the Hadron Collider. Someone there seriously fucked up and sent the universe into the dumbest timeline ever. We need to fire it up and see if we can get back to a normal plane of existence.

I hate this all so much. I’m getting depressed and furiously angry.

Jr. needs to be banned from social media and Photoshop…

What in the possible F are you kidding me this is for real?

It’s very real. The son of a sitting potus posted this on Twitter 🤦🏻‍♀️

And nothing in the news I saw only 4 reports of this. Any major media outlets covering this? Truly disgusting.

Did that really happen? 😱

Jesus Christ, did he really post this? Seriously?

Indeed he did

I genuinely can't tell if he's subtly making fun of his dad or not

JFC!!

yes this was so degrading to those players and all women and of course that was the point

Instagram.

Sometimes I Don't Have My Glasses on. Omg. Instagram. That Were My D B. Family Hang. Is He a Fans Only Type of Whore? JR.

+++++

Women. 😲

Omfg!!

The sad part is, I can’t even tell if this is satire or not at this point…or if it really happened. I’d believe almost any bs people say this man did rn.

heard on the news this is being done by some goons trying to draw attention to new cryptocurrency, it seems like something the trumps in general would embrace-insulting women athletes as if the court was full of lesbians while linking themselves to others creating a sly hustle making them billions

What in the hell does throwing sex toys at women athletes on the court have to do with cryptocurrency? Why tf would that draw attention to THAT of all things in this scenario? Who sees this happen and goes “Oh hey, bitcoin”? The sheer lever of stupidity keeps surprising me…and I don’t appreciate it.

Exactly. I hate his enablers more than him

When power protects itself, truth becomes optional and victims are disposable. This isn’t just about one man—it’s about the rot in the structure that keeps him safe. We mapped how that rot works → www.hivegeist.us/2025/08/01/s... #TAIRID #SystemicAbuse #StrongerTogether #Epstein

Sadly Cosby’s PA conviction was overturned in 2021.

We should have done that in the many years he wasn’t president. Presidents, no matter who they are, get an extra layer of red tape that protects them from crimes. If Congress can’t get the votes to convict, nothing ever happens, when any ordinary guy would be cuffed and tossed in a cell

An it was only ONE lie that took down bill clinton

You really have to wonder about the people protecting him/not pursuing him. Where there’s silence, there’s dirt. Probably money transfers, too.

AI sucks. Long live organic sh!t

#releasetheEpsteinFiles

well, yes, drumpf has

Immigrants work hard; love their families; want the best for their children; are good neighbors & share all values of Americans! They don’t deserve to be treated like “criminals” because of the color of their skin or the work they do! This is anti-American on steroids caused by the Oval Office 💩

lol

Finally

🤭

Nothing changed!

bsky.app/profile/liza...

And neither will we.

You're such a dope.

But he will always be da turd.

The attacks on Stephen Colbert and other humorists show, ultra-conservatives cannot stand it when you laugh at them. Folks, humor is the greatest weapon against totalitarianism, laugh at them! youtu.be/RZzGfdnj4JA?...

#otpor

No. He will ALWAYS be de turd. De greatest turd ever, many people are saying.

He's the one who made us so bad.

If only it were sh*t for brains, I suspect you could tap his head like a boiled egg and the vacuum inside would suck the air/hair in through the crack in the thin orange stained shell....

He's (trump) is LITERAL a walking Turd for brains I,ll tell ya that.

The award for best leadership goes to ... D. Troemp.

Epstein Epstein Epstein 🥴 Release the tRump files 🧐

^^ from January 2018. Just FYI.

Die South Park-Ära ist zurück, aber diesmal ohne Cartman, der Trumps Haare bewundert!

🤣

What will Trumpedo do today to distract from his appearance in the Epstein files - and should they be called the Trumpedo Files?

😂😂😂😂😂

From January, 2018. Hasn’t changed.

Hamill, projecting. Imagine saying this, how ill educated can one be?

Not sure why #MAGA do not care about this sex offender coverup. I ask a few guys if they are good with child molesting. One said hey #Trump is doing good and it was only a few kids. God help us! #LawAndOrder

Lots of them care. His base is shrinking. Don't let the MSM fool you.

Are we really that shocked at this point? He talks shit about everyone except himself..

And Putin.

This was January 2018. He went so much further down the ranks of atrocities and stupidity and still got reelected.

Only with the help of republican voter suppression and musk's hackers.

This doesn't qualify as news. News is something you don't know already!

That’s an excellent likeness

If only Fani Willis had gotten her RICO case through the courts 😑. Donald Trump has always known what Epstein had on the powerful—they were best buddies, one-upping each other’s secrets. He used that leverage to make courts and officials bow. And now, we’ve got Pedos and racketeers in the WH.

It’s still frustrating to think how much righteous and legal momentum that GA RICO case had, only to be derailed when the Georgia Court of Appeals disqualified Willis from prosecuting the case. It’s all still pending so hopefully it gets pinned to his downfall.

Ohhhh fingers crossed! That they don’t escape all the racketeering and destruction. There’s enough on these ppl to put them away forever. Oh, let’s hope we get that chance. I🤞🏾👍🏾🙏🏾 they go down.

She should have NEVER allowed her boyfriend to be involved in the case. It would have gotten through the process if that hadn't happened. She and he were incredibly foolish (conflict of interest and legality) for doing so. She had T Rump by the balls and then hired her boyfriend. Incredibly stupid

If anyone is to be accountable for the corruption and crimes being committed in plane sight! It’s going to take the next Democratic president hopefully 2028.To hold them accountable.That’s not weaponizing DOJ for your own.It’s crimes committed against the American citizens and country! That’s it!

That is the real reason they need the new ballroom. It hides a revolutionary sewer processing system required to handle the capacity of the new regime. It makes sure no one will ever find out how many drugs they are all taking. Note the sarcasm, though sometimes I wonder.

At least, the ENGLISH see the man, for what he is. I am glad the WHOLE WORLD, can see him for what he is, while the Jimbos in the south, love the man, and love the hatred and bigotry, he expresses for them, and with which they identify..

There are still many English people who can’t see him for what he is.

He is da turd!

That Trump is!

That’s true. Despite needing adult diapers, Trump continues undeterred.

Because he is De turd.....

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

share this fact checked report from the The Guardian: Teens, booze, rich men and Trump and without Epstein (maybe their beautiful secret?) www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020...

What’s the Venn Diagram on the Epstein or Casablanca modeling agency?

Congratulations. what a perfect front page 🤣👏