SPLENDID PARODY OF THE PEDO-IN-CHIEF'S MORONICALLY DERANGED STYLE OF POSTING, DESPITE THE MISSED OPPORTUNITY OF REFERRING TO HIM AS DONALD CHUMP, GOVERNOR NEWSCUM. 4/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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aug 12, 2025, 7:51 pm • 2 0 • view
Every once in a while someone remembers outright mockery is very effective on loser narcissists
aug 12, 2025, 7:45 pm • 160 3 • view
Newsom has been hitting it out of the ballpark lately, and beaning Trump doing it.
aug 12, 2025, 8:05 pm • 67 1 • view
Yeah that account is killing it 🤣
aug 13, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
How to show that Trump is an infantile, man-baby, bed wetting, fascist, rapist, seditionist pedophile. By Gavin Newsome & staff.
aug 12, 2025, 11:53 pm • 3 0 • view
Why wait? Strike now!
aug 12, 2025, 7:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes more of this! 👏👏👏👏👏
aug 13, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
Love it. We need more governors standing up to the cheeto humping pos
aug 12, 2025, 10:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I prefer “Donny Bingbong.”
aug 14, 2025, 11:24 am • 0 0 • view
I almost want to go back to that hellscape just to follow Newsome's posts 😂
aug 12, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Dems being cheeky is something we need more of Play his game and beat his ass
aug 12, 2025, 8:51 pm • 5 0 • view
Diabolical! I can see the ketchup flying now. 😂
aug 12, 2025, 7:59 pm • 0 0 • view
😂💯
aug 12, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Not a fan of Newsom, but unlike the ghosts in charge of the Democrat party, he is fighting back.
aug 12, 2025, 7:55 pm • 4 0 • view
Now the rat-turd in chief dares to mess with the smithsonian. That's not something to be left to be sullied by these scam artists. It belongs to America's people, not some propaganda outlet selling trump merch & history revisionism.
aug 13, 2025, 2:07 am • 0 0 • view
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Final Warning from Gavin Newsom (The most loved & Handsome Governor) … lol #Epstein Files!
aug 12, 2025, 9:33 pm • 13 0 • view
It was a fantastic parody! ….and good to see Newsom & Pritzker are fighting back! We need more Democrats to do the same. Oh and Trump how are you going with the #Epstein Files! Not the Grand Jury Transcripts, but the Full un-redacted Epstein Files.
aug 12, 2025, 7:48 pm • 16 0 • view
Watching from Europe, the circus unfolding in your country is both entertaining and terrifying. Entertaining because it's better than anything The Onion could have made up; terrifying because no Onion journalist in their right mind would have dared to make it up... and it might also happen to us.
aug 12, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Should have said “thank you for your attention deficit to this matter “
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Someone hacked or is impersonating your account and sent a message with a phone number with an invitation regarding a "project". I reported the account.
aug 13, 2025, 1:06 am • 0 0 • view
I just reported :) I hope his scam account to be taken down
aug 13, 2025, 3:33 am • 1 0 • view
Thank you; I reported it immediately and I think it was removed.
aug 13, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
I hope Gov. Newsom runs for president; he has the grit we need.
aug 12, 2025, 11:43 pm • 0 0 • view
I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES 😂
aug 12, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Every public service account should be trolling this regime nonstop.
aug 12, 2025, 7:45 pm • 40 3 • view
aug 12, 2025, 9:39 pm • 21 3 • view
Dum, dum Don-old lump. 🦆💞💙 #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles
aug 12, 2025, 8:18 pm • 2 1 • view
Needed a chuckle
aug 12, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
That is good. I call him many names. The TACO tyrant. Donald McRobber, mascot of Mc-a-lago, where you can get McMAGAtburgers and Florida Flies. The ScamBurgler. Donnie McMAGAtfly starring in Back to the Fuhrer.
aug 12, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t use such young pictures of him
aug 13, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
PEDOFUHRER!!
aug 12, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Honestly, wish he was my governor 🖖🏻
aug 13, 2025, 6:08 am • 1 0 • view
I refer to him as "drumpf", since that's the name his grandfather used when an immigrant.
aug 13, 2025, 3:57 pm • 0 0 • view
OMG I would love to see every Democrat mock him mercilessly like this. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!
aug 12, 2025, 7:59 pm • 7 0 • view
Great, Governor! Don't get cocky!
aug 13, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
We need to unite to restore democracy and perfect it. All that ailes our communities is from the oppressive laws these monsters have been subjecting us to. Even the school shootings. Multi-Generational oppression. bsky.app/profile/vlf7...
aug 13, 2025, 8:50 pm • 2 0 • view
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊
aug 14, 2025, 1:13 am • 0 0 • view
Best thing I’ve seen all day. Poetry.
aug 13, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥 magnificent
aug 12, 2025, 7:41 pm • 4 0 • view
I saw this! His staff is BRILLIANT! 💙
aug 12, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Newsom could be arrested by the FBI tomorrow and typical US Americans will barely shrug. Over 6 months of this clown show and no visible outrage.
aug 13, 2025, 7:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Sigh. I know its funny. And yet. Its a sign of our degradation as a society as well.
aug 12, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
His team is on fire🔥
aug 14, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
It could be better
aug 12, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 19, 2025, 4:52 am • 1 1 • view
He could have signed it with his name too!
aug 12, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
So fucking brilliant
aug 13, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
I’m sure he’d really appreciate being called the Governor of Mar-a-Lago (or was that Moscow West?) as well.
aug 12, 2025, 8:00 pm • 1 0 • view
#Epstein is never going away. I’m positing every day! #Maxwell is a MONSTER! #TrumpGuilty #PedoPresident #Justice for survivors We are NOT distracted!😡
aug 12, 2025, 9:07 pm • 9 3 • view
Brilliant
aug 13, 2025, 8:59 pm • 0 0 • view
This is so much fun!!! Almost makes me want to rejoin that toxic cesspool called X. Almost
aug 14, 2025, 1:55 am • 0 0 • view
Fucking do it already...this game of "this is your last warning...ok this is your second to last warning...I'm warning you" nonsense means nothing if you don't act
aug 13, 2025, 6:12 am • 1 0 • view
Someone on his staff is making great use out of a psychology degree.
aug 12, 2025, 10:29 pm • 1 0 • view
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
aug 12, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Good catch. You'd make a great editor of Parody accounts!
aug 12, 2025, 7:56 pm • 4 0 • view
Sad that this is politics in 2025
aug 12, 2025, 7:44 pm • 8 0 • view
Newsom may be a dick but he's the only one actively giving the metaphoric finger to the Tangerine Palpatine
aug 12, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
The Texas Senator’s and Pritzker are doing a pretty good job too.
aug 12, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
I dont know about the Texas Senators, seeing as one of them is notorious "Leaves for Vacation" Ted Cruz. But Pritzker is at least saying the obvious parts outloud.
aug 12, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
I meant the Dems that are standing up against the illegal gerrymandering. Not Rafael lol
aug 12, 2025, 8:49 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm not totally up to what's going on didn't they jump ship? Vacate the state?
aug 12, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes, they left their posts so that the Republicans can’t vote on their gerrymandering bullshit plan. This costs every one of them $500/day.
aug 12, 2025, 9:15 pm • 1 0 • view
I mean...I guess it works. I'm not in their shoes so I can only give an opinion. There has to be more options.
aug 12, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
Good one.
aug 12, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Needed more typos, I was taken out of the fantasy…
aug 12, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
He still has time. Newsom’s post gave me such a good laugh!
aug 13, 2025, 5:58 am • 0 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
I believe Waltz and/or Pritzker currently hold the title for America's favorite governor. Otherwise, carry on.
aug 12, 2025, 9:30 pm • 0 0 • view
😁
aug 12, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣
aug 12, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
Seriously, don't more people make fun of his name? Or at least call him donnie.
aug 12, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Perrrrrfect. 🩵💙🩵
aug 12, 2025, 7:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Needed to sign off with GOVERNOR GCN.
aug 12, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
#EPSTEIN #RELEASETHEFILES
aug 12, 2025, 9:02 pm • 3 1 • view
Love this!!!!
aug 12, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
This is so good that I am now forgiving Gov. Newsom for having right-wing turdpiles on his podcast.
aug 12, 2025, 9:05 pm • 5 0 • view
I’m not forgiving it, but for the moment I’m ignoring it. It better not happen again, though.
aug 12, 2025, 10:23 pm • 5 0 • view
What the actual hell? A 2028 hat behind a curtain in the Oval Office and everyone just goes about it like it’s normal when it is not ffs.
aug 14, 2025, 1:23 am • 1 0 • view
Idiot with curtains
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 3 0 • view
the only thing they should do right ...
aug 12, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Chump will chock on his own slobber
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 2 0 • view
He's not gonna be around that much longer.
aug 12, 2025, 8:05 pm • 4 0 • view
No, he's not. We told them. This is why I have to get my son out of the country, ASAP.
aug 18, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
Keep asking the moron where the Epstein files are! It's working. Dude sounds weak AF. We can only hope he drops soon.
aug 13, 2025, 9:08 pm • 2 0 • view
No way. Ridiculous.
aug 16, 2025, 6:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Of course not BUT he is going to be removed soon. And he knows it!!
aug 12, 2025, 10:26 pm • 2 0 • view
Perfect description: madman psychopath
aug 13, 2025, 1:03 am • 1 0 • view
The 22nd Amendment says otherwise.
aug 13, 2025, 3:04 am • 6 0 • view
I really hope you are correct. 🔫🥇🙏🏻
aug 13, 2025, 3:10 am • 0 0 • view
I also don’t think his arteries will hold up much longer.
aug 13, 2025, 3:11 am • 2 0 • view
Nope, NEVER… he has a private army better funded than the US Army (ice) and every government agency… Can we say DEEP STATE?????
aug 13, 2025, 5:47 am • 1 0 • view
He is trolling you all and you're lapping it up..and not talking about Epstein.
aug 13, 2025, 5:39 pm • 1 0 • view
He actually hung up the Declaration of Independence, something he has no clue really means or the history of it.
aug 13, 2025, 6:19 pm • 1 0 • view
Sickness.
aug 12, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Even for a pretend journalist like her, "oh wow" is a pretty weak response to the President showing you he's not leaving office.
aug 12, 2025, 7:51 pm • 26 0 • view
No, President Joe Biden wouldn't do that because he knows the Constitution limits presidential terms to 2 terms.
aug 12, 2025, 8:01 pm • 2 0 • view
He will eventually leave, boots first. Then we'll take the place down to lath and plaster, and fumigate.
aug 12, 2025, 8:25 pm • 5 0 • view
#manifesting
aug 12, 2025, 8:57 pm • 1 0 • view
It's crazy how the Fox News headline is "TRUMP SHOWS LAURA SOMETHING INCREDIBLE" as if this behavior is completely normal.
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 34 1 • view
"Do you think Joe Biden would do something like this?" No. Joe has a brain and the sense to realize when he needs to pass the baton.
aug 13, 2025, 7:38 am • 11 0 • view
I realise this could be ironic... Is this ironic?
aug 13, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Everyone just goes along with it…. it’s insanity
aug 13, 2025, 5:50 am • 2 0 • view
Ingraham: "Oh my gosh. Wow."
aug 12, 2025, 8:00 pm • 2 0 • view
Good luck with that fuckwit you’ll be in prison and then dead 🤬🖕🏼💙
aug 13, 2025, 12:08 am • 2 0 • view
Don't threaten me with a good time. 🥳
aug 13, 2025, 2:55 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 13, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
An inflection point is approaching... Li'l Donnie has begun to consolidate military power in DC in order to protect his tacky, tawdry, trailer park palace he's been "a-goldifyin'" The question now becomes "Will the armed services obey unlawful commands?" Because you know they're coming
aug 12, 2025, 7:54 pm • 4 1 • view
I hope they would do the right thing but I'm starting to believe that the armed services will soon be (if they aren't already) 99.47% MAGA loyalists
aug 12, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
We're gonna find out... soon One way or the other
aug 12, 2025, 8:07 pm • 1 0 • view
I hope he and his mug supporters spend thousands on these because he ain't gonna last that long.
aug 14, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
At the rate his mental state is deteriorating, he’ll be lucky to make it through next year. And keep in mind it doesn’t have to be him. JR. I’m sure is in the mix. What’s being created is the machine to insure MAGA retains power through its acolytes. And that’s a scary thought!
aug 13, 2025, 12:14 am • 2 0 • view
Damn that really is a scary thought. They will have all the mechanisms in place to never leave. Eric, Cocaine Jr, Barron, their sons and grandsons will all reign for eternity surrounded by the 24k gold paved paradise capital city streets.
aug 13, 2025, 12:52 am • 1 0 • view
He’s just trying to own the libs and get them to stop talking about him being all over the Epstein files. Ignore this shit for now cuz it’s not important 7 months into the shit show he’s already carved out
aug 12, 2025, 7:55 pm • 6 0 • view
This!!!! Exactly this.
aug 13, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
The maga type lunacy on this app is astounding. The crazies are indeed on both sides.
aug 13, 2025, 5:41 pm • 2 0 • view
trump can't even control his own bowels. It kinda starts and goes downhill from there. No pun intended.
aug 12, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
newsom is showing up! love it 😍
aug 12, 2025, 7:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Love it.
aug 12, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
I hate that this is what our country has devolved to... I get it... still hate it.
aug 12, 2025, 8:27 pm • 7 0 • view
I'm not sure the country actually devolved into this. This has been lurking under the surface for decades. People were never paying attention. Reagan said on 20 Jan 1981 that the government was the problem not the solution. Since the GOP has made it a problem.
aug 12, 2025, 9:50 pm • 6 0 • view
The only unprecedented thing Trump's team has done is detain elected officials for asking questions. Everything else has some precedent some where. They've been digging through old laws from the late 1700s to early 1800s to use.
aug 12, 2025, 9:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Take TACO CHUMP DOWN.....
aug 12, 2025, 10:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Spanky is going to be mad and he will post some mean words on his soc med site very soon. He is on his way to Alaska/Russia, so there is no time to deal with reality, he needs to pretend Putin matters. Could someone with a gun just end this madness like Luigi did? I would, but I am a bad shot.
aug 13, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
The absolute highlight of my day!
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
"Chump" would be kind.
aug 13, 2025, 7:31 am • 0 0 • view
DOTARD would have been better.
aug 13, 2025, 1:40 am • 0 0 • view
P(edo)resident Chump, thank you for your attention to this matter
aug 12, 2025, 7:49 pm • 2 0 • view
It needs more misspellings.
aug 14, 2025, 4:12 am • 1 0 • view
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER
aug 12, 2025, 7:44 pm • 35 0 • view
Donald, stop hiding behind this FAKE PROFILE, you are FOUND OUT! Sad...
aug 12, 2025, 7:49 pm • 6 0 • view
This is gold!!! Taking the piss is always the best option because Trumpy has such thin skin. Well done Sir 👏👏👏
aug 13, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
Let's not forget who Trump LET into our country, while deporting others out,,,,ALSO EPSTIEN FILES!!! www.ap.org/news-highlig...
aug 13, 2025, 7:57 am • 2 0 • view
Love it!
aug 12, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Now oregon and Washington please. 🙏
aug 12, 2025, 8:44 pm • 2 0 • view
I’m in total agreement with this approach. The best way to expose the absolute absurdity of Trump is to mock the absolute shit out of it. Loudly and incessantly.
aug 13, 2025, 12:51 pm • 2 0 • view
From Europe: All in!!!!
aug 13, 2025, 12:55 pm • 0 0 • view
🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻
aug 13, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
BWAHAHAHA 🤣
aug 12, 2025, 9:03 pm • 0 0 • view
No derangement syndrome noticeable, but Trump does trigger a strong gag reflex.
aug 13, 2025, 8:08 pm • 5 1 • view
Not enough random quotation marks tbh
aug 12, 2025, 7:42 pm • 4 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 10:04 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s classic
aug 12, 2025, 8:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Why give Chump a warning. Just go straight to 11 from nowhere
aug 12, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Because he's very easily riled and also it's funny
aug 12, 2025, 9:13 pm • 1 0 • view
Yeah if you want to goad him into more ridiculous outbursts that's probably going to work. He could try saying he'll decide in two weeks or maybe give him a 90 day extension. Personally I'd go to 11 as I can't be arsed with fannying around in the middle. Plus the spinal tap value of it
aug 12, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Also if you're in politics then you probably enjoy fannying around instead of just getting stuff done
aug 12, 2025, 10:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Too much capitalization. It should be random sentences, bits of sentences, or first letters that don't require it. Leaving caps lock on for the whole post isn't quite the Pedo Of The United States's style.
aug 13, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 12:38 pm • 0 0 • view
We need more of this!
aug 13, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
Dear California/Gov. Newsom, et al, For gods' sakes, stop bargaining with MAGA, which has made its reputation on being dishonorable and disenfranchising women and people of color. Be unapologetically decisive for once. "Politics is for power," so QUIT MESSING AROUND and do what needs doing. Damn!
aug 12, 2025, 8:55 pm • 1 0 • view
It would be excellent if all our blue state governors joined the Newsom party and made as much noise. We might get somewhere if they do:
aug 12, 2025, 7:48 pm • 32 4 • view
Push will come to shove
aug 13, 2025, 3:12 am • 1 0 • view
Not enough random capitalization and needs more typos to be an accurate rendition. I'd go 3.5 stars personally.
aug 12, 2025, 7:45 pm • 10 0 • view
Also needs at least one random non sequitur and a few more insults. Otherwise 👌
aug 12, 2025, 7:58 pm • 7 0 • view
Glad there are a few sane people with a backbone left.
aug 12, 2025, 7:50 pm • 13 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
Oh heckin’. I thought that was real.
aug 13, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
It is real. It’s Newsome doing the parodying. 🔥
aug 13, 2025, 12:40 am • 1 0 • view
I read it wrong. Thanks. I thought Mark said it was a parody. Parody of Trumps style..got it now.
aug 13, 2025, 2:07 am • 1 0 • view
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
aug 12, 2025, 9:26 pm • 4 0 • view
Hair Furor is my fav so far.
aug 12, 2025, 7:52 pm • 4 0 • view
nice job, Newsome! And said in Truthspeak. What torture will be next forCalifornia?
aug 13, 2025, 3:05 pm • 0 0 • view
www.federalregister.gov/presidential... Here you can go by president and administration and let's compare affirmative actions and outcomes of each
aug 12, 2025, 8:52 pm • 0 0 • view
www.federalregister.gov/presidential...
aug 12, 2025, 8:50 pm • 0 0 • view
www.dhs.gov/news-release...
aug 12, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
www.ice.gov/newsroom
aug 12, 2025, 8:48 pm • 0 0 • view
www.ice.gov/newsroom
aug 12, 2025, 8:43 pm • 0 0 • view
www.fbi.gov/news/press-r...
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www.cia.gov/stories/pres...
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www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
aug 12, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
doge.gov
aug 12, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/Btb1zcVRhSU?...
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aug 12, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
World class trolling.
aug 12, 2025, 9:55 pm • 11 1 • view
Yes, but he cheats at golf also
aug 12, 2025, 10:29 pm • 3 0 • view
maybe it's a bit.
aug 12, 2025, 11:18 pm • 0 0 • view
We will not go quietly..we have leaders.they need our backing..LOUDLY we must make our presence known NOW.let them know while they pretend they have the numbers we are not pretending this is OUR COUNTRY pedorapistfelonfuhrer YOU SHALL NOT PASS :) sorry for that..i just like sayin it :)
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Just wish Newsom wasn't throwing trans people under the bus to look better to conservative voters...
aug 13, 2025, 12:22 am • 0 0 • view
aug 12, 2025, 11:38 pm • 0 0 • view
Future historians are going to look at this period in utter disbelief. Social media broke our collective brains. We're living in a shitty 80's dystopian novel. And they're aren't even any 3-tittied prostitutes! This timeline is bullshit.
aug 12, 2025, 7:49 pm • 2 0 • view
😝
aug 12, 2025, 11:00 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfect!
aug 12, 2025, 8:28 pm • 1 0 • view
TRONALD DUMP IS RESIDENT POOPYPANTS!!! ACCORDING TO THE GREAT MIDAS TOUCH NETWORK HE IS INCONTINENT AND CRAPS HIS DEPENDS! EVEN HAS DEDICATED STAFF TO CHANGE HIM WHEN HE SOILS HIMSELF! WHAT A LOSER!!!
aug 12, 2025, 8:13 pm • 1 0 • view
#BillieEilish is the Last Skywalker. I'm one too I guess.
aug 12, 2025, 8:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Epstein worked for the IDF. Epstein island was IDF island.
aug 19, 2025, 6:13 pm • 0 0 • view
THE ALL CAPS ARE PRICELESS; THIS MADE YOUR FAVOURITE BRITISH FAN (ME!!) LAUGH OUT LOUD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
aug 12, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
He doesn't read. Just do it.
aug 12, 2025, 8:27 pm • 1 0 • view
Newsom is doing what can be done, at the speed it can be done, according to Calif laws. He doesn’t have a state legislature, state Supreme Court, or state population that will let him ignore our laws.
aug 12, 2025, 10:50 pm • 3 0 • view
Almost 2 hours later and this still has me laughing! Best thing I saw all day! Keep it up, @governor.ca.gov!
aug 12, 2025, 9:23 pm • 2 0 • view
🤗😆😂🤣
aug 12, 2025, 10:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I’m laughing, yet can’t believe how ridiculous this is.
aug 13, 2025, 2:24 am • 0 0 • view
we really need you reading this as the Joker
aug 12, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Absolutely genius. 34-count Felon & the GOP hate to be ridiculed. Remember Tim Walz calling him weird, it got right under their skin. More of this needed.
aug 12, 2025, 7:51 pm • 5 0 • view
Classic Fire with Fire. Great job Governor.
aug 12, 2025, 7:43 pm • 6 0 • view
Maybe speaking in Donald Trumps (the convicted felon, rapist, insurrectionist, alleged pedophile child molester) dialect is the only way for him to actually understand another adult speaking to him.
aug 13, 2025, 4:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Newsom knows that the BEST way to get through to Trump is to sound like him.
aug 13, 2025, 3:07 am • 1 0 • view
🎯‼️💙🤣😂👍🔥🔥🔥
aug 12, 2025, 9:26 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 13, 2025, 2:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Everything Donald does is a political stunt.
aug 12, 2025, 9:20 pm • 1 0 • view
😆😆😆❤️
aug 12, 2025, 7:45 pm • 1 0 • view
aug 14, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
On the outside it looks like Trump took over DC. But on the inside he just crapped his pants!
aug 14, 2025, 1:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Chump?! What about King Orange Droolius the Turd?
aug 12, 2025, 7:45 pm • 2 0 • view
Don't wait to see what the goddam republicans do either!! JUST DO IT.
aug 13, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
I'd love it if he squeezed in a reference to Epstein. But it's great.
aug 12, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Love the all caps
aug 12, 2025, 9:07 pm • 2 0 • view
I absolutely Love Gavin Newsom!
aug 13, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
Truly perfect. donald is no match for Gov. Newsom
aug 12, 2025, 9:28 pm • 10 0 • view
💯💯💯
aug 13, 2025, 5:43 am • 3 0 • view
I don't always agree with Newsome. However, if he's willing to stand up to Trump and fight fire with fire, I'm all for it. It's the only language Trump understands.
aug 12, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
Fuck him up good Newsom!
aug 12, 2025, 9:35 pm • 1 0 • view
NEEDS MORE "RANDOM" QUOTATION MARKS.
aug 12, 2025, 8:15 pm • 0 0 • view
All I can think....when will this Trump induced nightmare end?
aug 13, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Mark 4 Prez
aug 12, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I like Newsom, he says it like it is. He stands up for what's right, and doesn't cower like the rest of the Republicans who support Donald Chumps agenda. It's nice to see somewhat with a pair of balls.......... HANDS OF THE MAP, IT HASN'T BEEN 10 YEARS Donnie!
aug 12, 2025, 8:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Every five year old in the school yard can master the trump posting style. They might have to dumb down their vocabulary though.
aug 12, 2025, 8:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Brilliant!
aug 13, 2025, 3:06 am • 0 0 • view
One common trait of bullies and trolls is that if they think something that's NOT AMUSING is actually AMUSING, they won't do it once. They'll do it 500 times. The "Thank you for your attention to this matter" thing has joined Trump's "Moron Dance" as one of his not-so-greatest-hits. Kudos to Newsom.
aug 12, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Perfect!! 😂😂
aug 12, 2025, 8:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Lowest polling president of all time !
aug 13, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
Ha ha. Trans rights are human rights. 🏳️⚧️
aug 12, 2025, 8:09 pm • 4 0 • view
Wow I didn't pick up on the satire. Must be tired. 😴
aug 13, 2025, 2:40 pm • 0 0 • view
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aug 13, 2025, 6:59 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah but KaroLYIN is spot on!
aug 14, 2025, 4:03 am • 0 0 • view
A- No mention of #justiceforVirginia I’m begging people with the big 🎤 to keep hammering at this. For the victims. I don’t care if everyone I’ve voted for is in the #epsteintrumpfiles Body blows. He’s freaked about this. Making rash decision. “Kill the body and the head dies” as they say in 🥊
aug 12, 2025, 7:57 pm • 1 0 • view
EXCELLENT REVIEW OF THE RESPONSE BY THE OFFICE OF GOVERNOR NEWSOM TO THE DERANGED ROTTING BAG OF CHOLESTEROL IN A PISS YELLOW WIG. 5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
aug 12, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
DONOLD CHUMP
aug 12, 2025, 11:58 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣 Perfect parody
aug 12, 2025, 7:55 pm • 2 0 • view
Well said.
aug 13, 2025, 2:29 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm missing the Epstein part. It should never be omitted.
aug 12, 2025, 9:25 pm • 1 0 • view
😂😂😂 it’s pretty awesome and spot on!
aug 12, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm still partial to the anagram of his name: Lord Dampnut
aug 14, 2025, 1:50 pm • 1 0 • view
I think Newsom is the only one who gets it.
aug 12, 2025, 11:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Personally, I'd go completely off-road and call him Jabba the Putz.
aug 12, 2025, 7:56 pm • 8 0 • view
Pizza the Hut.
aug 12, 2025, 9:29 pm • 3 0 • view
LIKE YOR POSTS AR SO SMART, MARCAMEL! YOO HAVNT DUN MUCH SINSE YOO LEFT STAR TREK! I GESS THERZ NOT A LOTTA WERK FOR JEDEYEZ ENYMOR! TUFF LUK YOO MUNKY!
aug 12, 2025, 8:01 pm • 0 0 • view
A+++
aug 12, 2025, 11:22 pm • 0 0 • view
Wait, I thought America's favorite kiving governor is Illinois governor JB Pritzker...not Go Go Gavin
aug 12, 2025, 8:08 pm • 0 0 • view
He should totally write this! 🏆
aug 12, 2025, 7:43 pm • 18 0 • view
I saw him talking about it this morning. I love the ending
aug 12, 2025, 8:19 pm • 1 0 • view
It's real. His press office wrote it. x.com/GovPressOffi...
aug 12, 2025, 7:49 pm • 24 3 • view
Over 1.5mil views, too
aug 12, 2025, 8:26 pm • 8 1 • view
1.6M 10 min after your post : )))
aug 12, 2025, 8:38 pm • 7 0 • view
I love my Governor and whoever runs his social media and press office.
aug 12, 2025, 8:40 pm • 2 0 • view
👏😄
aug 12, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
This made me snort-laugh!!! I think they should actually do this!!! 😂
aug 12, 2025, 8:51 pm • 3 0 • view
Not in two weeks then?
aug 12, 2025, 9:53 pm • 0 0 • view
DonOld Frump Donald the Tramp DonOld Plump Con Chonk Donald The Hutt
aug 12, 2025, 11:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Now I'm disappointed it doesn't say DONALD CHUMP, would have been so much better
aug 13, 2025, 5:06 am • 0 0 • view
Am I correct in assuming sir, that you don't like the governor? Since you wrote Newscum instead of Newsom? 🤔
aug 13, 2025, 7:17 am • 0 0 • view