it would be so much better if they gave it to Don. Jr.

He'd announce a 75% tariff on Denmark and argue with the person that would try to correct him that the prize isn't from there. He'd throw a fit until they held a cabinet meeting with everyone telling Most Gracious Leader he was right and it is given in Denmark.

I would sooo love that!

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😂

Obama is a war criminal. Biden is a war criminal. Bush is most definitely a war criminal. Trump is a war criminal, felon, pedophile, rapist and corrupt businessman. They all walk free. Just because they're not Trump, does not make them better. It just makes them less abhorrent.

He’s so doolally now he’s might not even take it in. But I’d love to see it - just for shits ‘n’ giggles.

😂😂 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Listen Up Norway: If you give the Nobel Peace Prize to the cruelest man on earth, Trump, who is responsible for the deaths of millions in the US and around the world, we will Boycott your country and everything that is imported to our country. Thank you.

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Give it to Zelenskyy!

That would be the best thing ever.

Bad health or no, this would kill him!

Mark he will receive the No Tell Pee Prize, with the complementary Golden Shower award..

It would be the best! Might push him over the edge

Chump is facing his own demise 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 🧵 bsky.app/profile/gtco...

The Heritage Foundation, Thiel, etc. will help Vance keep those policies rolling, just without the distraction Stinky provides. They’ve burrowed in like ticks already.

😂

Yes‼️

😂💯

old yeller would be hysterical :)

Old Yeller 😂😂😂

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I would recommend Chef Andres or Vladimir Zelensky.

Oh yes yes yes (channeling when Harry met Sally).

We need to turn the Nobel Peace prize into a big show, we need to make sure the people in charge of the Nobel Peace Prize committee have TDS so that no matter what Drumpf does he won’t get it!!

With luck, he'd blow an aneurysm and drop dead.

That would be so delicious it would be fattening.

😂😂😂😂

The only way bully trump will get a Nobel is to buy it, blackmail or threaten their Board. Obama’s list en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Was looking at list of awards Obama won including the Emmy for his speech set to music. Yes We Can. A hopeful reminder in these harrowing times youtu.be/2fZHou18Cdk

Might cause a terminal brown out. Worth a shot. Be sure there's a camera around when it happens so we can celebrate forever.

Offer a trade: “We’ll give you a ‘Noble’ Prize if you release the full, verifiably unredacted Epstein files, including all photos, videos, recordings, documents, as well as all communications and correspondence (physical and digital).”

I think Zelenskyy should get it, but this would also meet with my approval. Anything to make the Orange Despot freak out. BTW: When does this get announced?

I think it’s mid October

Or give it to everyone that was sitting with Zelenskyy at the White House recently--except Trump and his cabal.

I'd pay money for that.

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are! 🤣 -E

Hopefully it would trigger a stroke

PLEASE give it to Zelensky and watch how Trump reacts to THAT! 😂

Most of fun: Give it to Joe...

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!😂

Better yet, present it to President Zelensky. He is far more deserving than the Felon!

All things must pass...

Or Gretta.

Yippee!

😇😂🤣🦆💞 Probably something like this.

Mr Hamill, I see a little bit of the dark side here, resist, resist. 😎you will always be our Jedi Master.

I'll second it!

It's the "noble" pease prize. 🤣

No, to USAID!

Great idea!!!

Give it to President Joe Biden 😂😎

oh yeah! that does make me wonder if he's got someone whose special talent is cleaning ketchup off gold-spray-painted wall ornaments without removing the "gold"... talk about your totally thankless jobs lol

🙏🏽🥳🖕😅

Give it to Kilmar. I am dead serious.

YEP, that will push him over the edge...

Maybe that could trigger…a parade-worthy event.

Man, I would chip in for this to happen. Watch all their heads explode! I actually think it should go to Zelenskyy.

He should get just for having to talk to Trump and Vance, having to put up with those cowardly ignorant fucks and still remain civil. Yep he definitely deserves it!

He would have Obama deported to Uganda (for having admitted trying Marijuana).

👏👏

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Give it to Jack Smith for his effort to Jail Trump I recon he would implode.

Wouldn’t that be something to watch! He would just melt away.

Listening to sycophant ass kisser Steve Witkoff obsequiously slobber all over Trump about a Nobel Prize was beyond cringe, it was vomit inducing

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Except then he'd nuke Stockholm or Chicago

🤣😂🤣

Give it to Kamala.

Excellent suggestion!

Newsome should give a California Medal of Honor to him too, and Biden. 🤯🤯🤯🤯

I’d love to see it and watch his head and ankles explode.

I want them to give it to Biden!

Either one would be hilarious.

I predict they’ll give it to Zelenskyy

The concern I have if Zelensky gets it is that Trump will take it out on him and Ukraine. Must be a tough decision for the committee to take, having that in mind.

Shitty joke

I literally experienced a frisson of delight, just thinking about that

Or any black women. Trump's meltdown would be epic

bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha (just assume a whole page filled with laughter)

😂😂😂

Either way, they removed his name from the list. He's still campaigning for it tho 😆

Pins are on back order🙄

Got mine. Got the nice extra long pins

trump to the Nobel Peace Prize Committee: "You're Fired!"

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Especially if they awarded it simultaneously to Obama, Biden, Harris and Hilary Clinton

Yup - for sh*ts and giggles, it would be quite something to give it to Obama again...just to see how badly the orange gourd would combust.

His brain would explode and he would probably have an aneurysm.

They’re in a hurry. The Committee is delaying his taking Greenland and attacking Mexico and Venezuela (as soon as he receives it, or knows he didn’t.) Awarding the Nobel to a leader who threatens sovereign nations, sent influence agents into Greenland and demands Canada be annexed, would be absurd.

To give it to Fascist as well…

How awesome would that be?

The ketchup will hit the fan at Mar-a-Largo.

President Zelenskyy ✊🏼☺️

@jeffyorkwriter.bsky.social 😂

I'd love to see a Four Seasons Landscaping situation. Like they give it a Donald Trump from Pawtucket RI or something.

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I know a guy who would be so flippin irate if that happened!

Give it to Zelensky. That sends a message.

Epstein Epstein Epstein 🥴

Perfect 👌

I say give it to Governor Newsom.

Das ist ein ziemlich dunkles Humor-Level, aber ich denke, ich verstehe, worauf ihr hinauswollt. Aber bitte, lasst uns nicht zu nah an die Grenze gehen, oder? Zelensky hat genug Probleme, ohne dass wir ihn noch mehr belasten.

Wir versuchen voran zu kommen. Viele hier scheinen in Schock zu sein.

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

Not a serious award.

It should go to Zelensky or Chef Jose Andres

I would love that. Seriously, that could get me through the next month of this nightmare.

this is what the committee has to say about trump getting anything from them

I would happily run a bake sale or car wash event to fund this. Or, alternately, donate my life savings to it. Plus a slightly used kidney.

I want to see Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy get it

They should give it to Zelensky and push shitler over the edge!

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I buy a ticket to that.

Agree. What has Obama done? He did NOTHING to ensure the traitor leaders were expelled & NOTHING to pressure Biden to replace Garland. What he did do was buddy up with Trump at Carter's funeral. Those who still praise Obama are like those who praise Trump; ignorant.

literally what I came here to post, spot on x

I'm not sure it would happen but it would be so good to see.

We don’t need a Hitler pushed over the edge. It wouldn’t be fun.

#slavaUkraine

👊🇨🇦🔥Canadian here.My thoughts exactly.The man is a true lover of his country,something trump and his ilk will never comprehend.trump and his enablers don’t deserve to be in the same room as Zelenskyy.Ukraine deserves better than what trump is doing which is nothing but extortion as he did in trump 1

I admire Zelenski greatly, but he is a war leader and hero, not a peacemaker.

Zelensky is standing up to a dictator, who invaded his country and his people. He is the only thing that stands between Russia and Europe! In my book, that counts for something!

It does. It’s just not about peace.

If Russia stop fighting the war ends,if Ukraine stop fighting Ukraine will cease to exist so Zelenskyy is standing up for peace for Ukraine.

And JD Vance showed himself as a vehemently arrogant prick. Like he is.

And probably Putin as well.

he's so predictable...he'll say the nobel prize is highly overrated and has been for a long time. 😁

The reaction:

PRICELESS 🤪🤣

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Excellent plan, do it. Somebody make sure there's a video of the orange creature when he finds out.

Might just push him over the edge for that big brain aneurysm we're all hoping for...

Stop hoping for the impossible. We all know that in order to have an aneurysm, he first needs to have a functional brain.

Yep, you are correct about that. 😆

Them ankles though, dude looks like Buddy Love wore off during an argument with Sherman Clump

Gotta love pedal edema. Any jugular vein distention? Even better!

Remember how they took down the war elephants in Return of the King?

#GiveZelenskyThePulitizerPeacePrize

OR better yet - let’s give it to the Governor standing up for our democracy‼️ 💙🇺🇸GAVIN NEWSOM🇺🇸💙

You know what would really give him conniptions? To give it to Newsom.

😂 thank you my friend @markhamillofficial.bsky.social i’ve been fighting Covid and that is the first time that I have laughed in two weeks.🙏🙏💜💜

Me too. Paxlovid

Stay well Peter❗️💜💜💜 I just got over Covid myself.. Always wear masks in women’s public bathrooms at concert venues. 😉

🧵I’ve got long Covid symptoms myself. And that’s the thing: We have to be pretty meta about the infection, to realize that IT is making our brains feel sadder. To think, WHILE WE’RE SICK, “I realize part of the reason I feel unhappy is that the virus is depressing my brain!” 🤯‼️

Do NOT listen to RFK Jr. PLEASE!

Reposting

NATIONAL SAFETY STATEMENT FORWARD TO MILLIONS! Never listen to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. the worm 🐛 ate the most vital part of the human brain. 🧠 His Family tried to Warn Us No medical degree 📜 No respect for a sexual predator. A conspiracy theorist. He knows nothing Except telling lies.

Get well ❤️‍🩹

The whole world would laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Just a reminder that it's actually spelled Noble according to the "leader of the free world."

And bow the dumb ass has warships in the waters around Venezuela. And he wants a peace prize?!?

Illiteracy is a feature, not a bug, to his followers. It’s part of what makes him “authentic”. Whatever the F*** that means to them.

Because he understands that word as reflecting him. Misspelling- who cares. That government is a lesson in illiteracy anyway.

I expect he doesn't realise it's named after someone, and thinks that it's given to someone because "bringing peace is a noble effort" or the like.

What's scary is the number of likes and repost those get. Thousands of morons at any given moment kissing his ass.

Noble Piece Pries

I think he would have a heart attack or a stroke😁

Really a good one , I really got a laugh out of this.

Give it to Zelensky.

Trump receives the Nobel Prize he so richly deserves:

That is funny as shit! No pun intended. Thank you, made me laugh my ass off and I needed that!

Hee hee hee ...

Oh pretty pleeeeease give it to Obama again!!

Hahaha! Or better yet: Hilary Clinton or Joe Biden.

Taco bell prize

I think it should go to Faucci for having the self-restraint to not beat RFK Jr. to death.

I think @kamalaharris.com would be great...

I thought it was funny that Obama hit the moon with a rocket a couple days after winning.

Alistair Campbell on The Rest is Politics podcast threw out the idea that the Nobel committee should award the Peace Prize to USAID and invite Trump to accept it on the organization's behalf, an idea I find rather brilliant.

🤣🤣🤣 I wish!

Hide the ketchup!

Or Newsom

I doubt Trump's heart could take it.

Oh, too bad. Not.

The only way to find out is to try it.

Instant embolism.

💜💜💜

Giving Obama another Peace Prize would be the literal nail in tRump’s coffin.

It would be more hilarious if they gave it to Gavin Newsome ❤️

No they need to give it to Zelensky. That would piss trump off to no end. and Zelensky has been fighting defensively to protect his people WITHOUT targeting russian civilian areas this whole time.

That would be hilarious!

Regarding the next #NobelPeacePrize, here is a suggestion, how about nominating the People of #Ukraine? I certainly would if I could. #SlavaUkraine. 🇺🇦

Someone needs to take those photos of the tfg banners hanging off of various govt buildings and superimpose Obama's face over them. Let Maga choke on that image.

God, I wish they would 😆

I like yours better, but this one is also pretty funny.

Why are they wearing white lab coats?

🤣

Absolutely! Then,

Chump is the finest and most descriptive name for the orange moron.

So totally agree. His head would explode! Rivers of ketchup!

For more AIR: Dutch smile. And #RELEASETheEPSTEIN-FILES youtube.com/shorts/h4wAD...

Genius!

I second this motion.

I'm in

They should do that!! It’d be the funniest reaction ever!!

MAGA heads would explode. I say do it.

I say they award him the NoBull Please Prize.

We have been saying this in our house :)

The shock would probably do him in. But there's probably also a reason we shouldn't do it. 😇

I’m gonna snowball on this one. Biden & Harris should be the ones to present it to him.

It should be televised. My money is on Zelenskyy. Which would cause Chump to spontaneously combust. Which also should be televised.

Sir TwitchALot would burn bright Orange.

🤣

That would most likely ultimately unalive the POS. 😁😆🤞

Apoplexy, next stop!

I'd pay good money to watch and I'm Scottish!😊

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Give it to #hillaryclinton That would really chomp #trump bits

Obama didn’t ask for it. Trump has harped on getting the Nobel peace prize for almost 10 years.

This would so perfect 😏

Unfortunately he knows the codes to the football, he would nuke the whole world

He’d probably have a full blown heart attack!

I’d like to see Newsome get it. Trump’s head would explode.

#ReleaseTheEpsteinfiles

He would start a war.

Mic drop

That would be hilarious. But zelensky would also be funny and fitting.

The man would suddenly explode. 😳

"So unfair that I haven't received a much deserved Nobel prize for all the wars I started yet so graciously ended. For this slight I'm starting my own peace prize. Donald J. Trump's Prize for Peace™ The inaugural winner will be me because no one knows more about peace than myself." - Donald Trump

That’s a good one! Not unlikely though…

🤣🤣🤣

We should like totally write them a letter and ask them to give it to Rosie O'Donnell he would try to nuke Ireland.

Better yet, give it to Joe Biden for mending us during his presidency.

Trump is Darth Vader! No soul!!

OK, that made me chuckle. Thanks.

Thanks I needed a laugh at trump's expense.

They should give it to Newsom 😉

Ha! Trump has no idea what it is anyway.