Kristi Noem has been working with the producer of “Duck Dynasty” to pitch a reality TV show—titled “The American”—where immigrants will compete in a string of challenges across the country “for the honor of fast-tracking their way to U.S. citizenship,” according to a new report.
I would like to say that all of those procedures she's had on her face changed her as a person (literally?) but no, she's always been an evil succubus.
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This proves the Cabinet Secs don’t have any real work to do.
In an authoritarian regime they don’t.
🤮🤮🤮 It wasn't tRUMP who said it but a repub cabinet member of Geo.W. I think said they ❤️d the Hunger Games. I work so hard to think of these treacherous broken people as the result of broken child souls that never had healthy souls N their lives. I hate hating but I hate the adults they've become.✊
Reducing citizenship to a game show prize. I guess appropriate for a country run by a game show host.
It's for those who can't afford the $5million 'gold card' trump envisioned.
People who can afford that don’t want to come here.
White South Africans are the only people knocking on the door. They're not looking for freedom. They're looking for fellow white supremisists. The rest of us are quite happy in the free world.
If I could afford that, I'd be gone.
This whole administration probably has mental deficiencies
Add not having a heart or soul, plus a high level of incompetency and looking 'good' on TV, & you get the qualifications to be in the current regime.
Actually, they make The Adam's Family look good on TV
I thought they looked pretty good anyway. Even Lurch had his charm.
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I think it's a requirement.
Satan heard about this and was like, “Damn girl. Dial it back a little. Leave some evil for the rest of us.”
Gross.
So she is proposing the hunger games? Do I have that right?
JFC, I hate these assholes
A new level of stupid has been achieved by Noem... I never thought it could be possible, yet here we are.
Why not just cut to the chase and bring on the lions.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Bitch
Thought this was The Onion.
Story, WTF is wrong with them
They’re drug addicted sociopaths running fascist USA
So very true. Sad and pathetic
I’m so fucking mad because I just turned 60 a couple months ago grew up on LI New York till I was nine I had really smart good parents. Well my father was a complete douche bag but anyway my point is that like what the fuck is going on in this country
How about they drop Kristi Noem deep in the Darien Gap and people with tattoos run her down with machetes? I'd pay to watch that.
Gross and disgusting.
WTF?
Gross. Panem et circenses. 🤮
That phrase has been on my mind so much lately.
Except minus the panem.
“The Hunger Games - American Style.” This woman is a psychopath.
This isn’t immigration reform—it’s Survivor: Ellis Island. Coming soon to a country confused about dignity.
If your idea resembles the setup for a Stephen King short story, maybe don't do that thing? I assumed this was common sense by now.
At least some ppl remember The Running Man
And ‘The Long Walk’.
Elect a reality tv 🤡 get a reality tv government.
Are you freaking kidding me?
wait wait wait I’ve seen this already, didn’t a girl with a bow and arrow win the big prize?
Didn’t Trump float fights to the death for undocumented people last term?
Please tell me this is a joke.
Next she will build them a stadium where they can fight lions.
She has too much hair.
90% of it is fake hair extensions.
Can we start training Nazi hunters now? When this is all said and done, they will be immigrating away in hidey-holes across the planet.
The Hunger Games
Someone thought The Hunger Games & The Running Man were *great* ideas to bring to life! 🙄🤦
In the style of Hunger Games?
She’s a ghoul. First person to throw in jail come the revolution: @allinwithchris.bsky.social
What we really need to do is put all of the admin officials into a Jeopardy-style game where the only category is "Constitution" and the prize is you get to keep your job.
If they are looking for a subject for a reality show...this would be the biggest hit. Government employees compete for their jobs!
“Trump appointees compete for their jobs.”
"Civics 101" We'd have a government consisting of about 20 people at the end of the gameshow, but at least they'd be the ones that SHOULD be in charge vs Pedo-Shitler and his cadre of corruption, criminals, and ex FOX "news" personalities.
Best idea yet!
i LOVE this... losers get guillotined, right?
I’d settle for permanently barred from elected or appointed office
nothing less than prison... periodt
Nah man, the Guillotine is a good idea.
This is a show I'd watch!
I'm rooting that they will get to be the first people to visit Mars 🚀 and asap.Forget about any silly preparation,security procedures or any silly policy that might get in the way.How about this week?😜
Great idea!
La lie de l'humanité...
I want her dead too
Can we just fast forward to where they debut The Running Man in earnest?
This is some Hunger Games sh*t.
NO, NO, NO - this is barbaric.
I hate that I think this is a great idea for them
People of a certain age understand this reference and I’m looking at you, Gen X.
What was this I do remember this a little
The Running Man
This happens when the person in charge wants to do anything EXCEPT their job. #FireKristiNoem #TrumpUnfit #TrumpChaos
Ya got that right. She’s a thirst trap.
With stuff like this going on, Black Mirror writers are really going to have to start digging deep for new material.
We're entering Robocop level logic, fuckin' hell.
Bread and circuses shit
This is pure distraction from Trump's latest bribery crime. Ignore her.
Even better. Noem v. Migrant Task 1: a hard days work Task 1A: on your way to work, daycare calls and you have to pick up your sick kid Task 2: US citizenship test Task 3: grocery shop for a family of 4 for under $25
Plus, no trips to Glamour Shots prior to filming. Noem would be done.
What network or streaming service will I be boycotting these fuckers have a paywall
Probably amazon
1984 again
Do you get extra points for having the lightest skin color? What happens to the people who don't win, do they get sent to a gulag? How low and crazy do we have to go?
Might have a hard time finding contestants. Who in their right mind would actually want to become a citizen of this shit hole country?
I’m sure she’d use immigrants who have been detained against their will and can’t go anywhere
So like The Hunger Games, but IRL? Cool, cool, cool. I definitely am not going to go try and lobotomize myself after reading this
Seems like a big conflict of interest.
WTF is wrong with these people?
These freaks have always existed in our country. Trump gave them permission to come out, and liked how stupid and compliant they are. Forced them into jobs/positions they're not qualified for. Watches them perform for him and the project 2025 team. They have to go.
Everything. And then some. This is the worst joke I've heard, and the worst part is it isn't even a joke.
They are evil. Human suffering is entertainment to them.
Exactly! Like the Romans used slaves as gladiators to fight to the death in the Coliseum! They are the entertainment for the ruling class!
Why does everyone talk about the GOP being the ultimate "cause" of all this? When clearly the "enablers" are SCOTUS! If you want to solve this problem, if you country doesn't get it by now.... You're pretty much LOST!
It’s an opportunity for them to make money. Their god.
And pleasure.
Also dog, goat, horse But yeah, they seem to prefer human
Anyone who entertains this should be deported. Sick fucks
Please tell me this is from the Onion.
Poe’s law now permeates every corner of public life
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Didn't we see this when it was called "The Hunger Games"?
Has anyone told her that the requirements for citizenship are set by Congress?
This is absolutely disgusting.
I counter propose a reality show where we round up Krisiti Noem and launch her ass into the Sun
This would work.
Just put her in the next Starship launch. Heck, there's lots of room. Let's add RFKjr Peewee German, Pam $$$ Bondi, Liar Barbie, the Orange Idiot and his two idiot sons. I'd suggest Elon too, but he deserves special treatment: Let's put him under the launchpad instead.
...and put the whole thing on pay-per-view. Could put a nice dent in the budget deficit.
Send her to Mars along with Musk. A two-fer!
I'd watch that.
Trebuchet it is!!! Or the could the new system they are testing to hurl satellites up into low orbit.
Trebuchet Noem!
She’d do it so she can wear another costume!
We trebuchet MAGAs. The one who flies the farthest wins a trump coin.
Yes please,and thank you.
This fucked up remake of The Running Man is both illegal, a human rights violation, and extremely tacky. It’s like the trifecta of awfulness. Everyone involved in this needs to spend a long time in a shit hole, failed state, war zone to ponder on what they did wrong. (But who am I kidding?!?!)
Trebuchets forever.
💀💀💀
That I would watch…
🤣
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Awaiting this *dream* GoFundMe eagerly
😂 You win the reality game proposal 🥳🥳
Just her ass? I want the rest of her gone, too.
Gotta leave something for season 2
Different season, different Trump sycophant.
Is this photo from Les Beaux?
Or where angry dogs hunt her.
Absolutely
As long as Noem gets to wear a snazzy Interstellar Space Travel costume she'd likely agree to it!
Love this comment !!
I think since SD paid for her to go see an out-of-state dentist, SDakotans should be able to reclaim their investment first... apnews.com/article/sout...
Let’s look into that Homeland Security ad where she profusely thanks President Donald Trump while we are at it. I get the feeling it wasn’t some group of millionaire Trump benefactors who paid for that piece of propaganda. Let’s put in a request for a refund if it was paid for using taxpayer funds.
Which is quite interesting. SD is notoriously proprietary (read: demands ongoing payments) to maximize business done within the state. Maybe it's a news desert there, but I would think the SD taxpayer would like a word on why s/he paid for out of state VIP medical or cosmetic services.
I am sure she paid Ted Cruz a visit especially if Boebert was busy with other clients
Reclaim the teeth!
Wow she went to _Texas_ for dental work?? That’s like going to London for their barbecue
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This is a sorely unnoticed joke. Top teir. Very clever.
😆Yep!
Well, I guess they do know how to drill. 😂
Bah hahaha!
or their dental work
I took my ex girlfriend to Morton's for our 1yr anniversary, she ordered a chicken caesar salad. 🤦♂️
Yes sadly was the deal breaker. She was perfect otherwise.
And that’s why you’re not together any more I take it ;)
Go to Texas for dental work. Stay for the fascism, racism, misogyny, and hate.
Real Texans go to Mexico for dental work.
😂
Houston has an enormous top-flight medical center comprising dozens of hospitals & two medical schools. The dental services in the city are also top-notch. Austin, San Antone, Galveston & Dallas-Ft.Worth also all have excellent medical & dental care. The place Noem got her new teeth is in Dallas.
I mean Rochester, Minnesota has Mayo and is like two hours away if you drive like I assume Kristi Noem does
(And Sioux Falls also has quite good medical care although I forget exactly which hospitals and also I haven’t been there in a few years)
You’re thinking of the Sanford medical centers. From that guy T. Denny Sanford, who the AG in SD helped avoid justice for being a kiddie porn enjoyer by closing the case. Real scumbags.
I figure she wanted more privacy than she could get closer to home. The work she had done would've required multiple appointments.
But she shilled for the dentist on social media.
Yes she did.
Clearly that didn’t work
I meant privacy while the work was being done. After it was over, she made a commercial for the dental group called Texas Smile. Sje posted it all over online. It's still unknown whether she cut a deal with them.
South Dakotans deserve better
I was wrong about where she went: the article says she went to the Texas Smile location in Houston. FWIW I'm born & raised in Houston & went to medical school there.
IF she wanted privacy, why did she became a star in their infomercial?
Ha ha!
I meant privacy while the work was being done.
Good point about Rochester. Noem has been down to Texas for other things, like her southern border stunt with Nat'l Guard troops. Maybe she has personal connections there?
But also a giant slap in the face of all the dentists in South Dakota.
As someone who got a certain amount of his orthodontics work done in Sioux Falls…
Or even like going to London for dental work
Frankly I think Texas’s dental work is better than London’s barbecue
My weirdest dentist was the one in Texas. And i’ve actually had lots of dentists in lots of different places!
British people have significantly better dental health than Americans. It's been that way for 70 years. You're confusing the Hollywood smile with oral hygiene. Also, you can find good BBQ in the UK. US good? Not yet, but then we don't have a National Grill Service.
Or their dental work, tbh.
Only place worse than Texas is West Virginia.
SD taxpayer dollar probably would have gone further in PR... I, too, questioned TX.
SD taxpayer dollar would have gone further _IN SOUTH DAKOTA_, does Mayo even do dental ??
Grab your pliers, South Dakota!
Ask yourself: Do Dentists really do facelifts and Botox procedures ??
Actually, in some states dentists can administer Botox and facial fillers. Which is fine, they are familiar with facial anatomy. In Texas, all that is needed is a high school diploma!
I'm sure she's been through a few gender-affirming specialty procedures beyond her teeth... but, yes- my dentist provides botox service.
Wait.....Wut???
Ugly is as ugly does. No amount of silicone can pretty her up. Just lipstick on a pig.
What a beast of a human. If a soul could be visualised, hers would be black, smell of rotten flesh, and permanently squeal like high pitched tinnitus.
Like in the Jack Black film. You should be able see her absolute hagness
Many of us can.
She is not a human.
Why doesn't Kristi Noem just make a real version of Hunger Games and get it over with?
So fuck with the immigrants for kicks. Fuck this bitch.
What, and I say this with all honesty, the fuck? Is Bondi going to follow this up with a real version of The Running Man?
Death Race 2000, baybee. The cars are Cybertrucks, and you have to survive the course on self-driving mode without crashing & blowing up.
Don't give them anymore ideas.
I'm sure Krasnov loves the idea and will tell Bondi that he wants to see it happen. Noem's become the photo op Barbie Krasnov wanted. Fear and cruelty with a captive audience to distract from everything else that is happening in this country. Question is: what group will be next?
Ghouls. All of them.
I need to get the fuck out of this country
So sick of these ugly people
Immigrants are entitled to their dignity, something Kristi Noem knows nothing about.
Fairly convinced that that $3,000 cash in her stolen bag was for drugs because she must be high to think that any of this is a good idea.
Bought from the Mexican cartels! I really do think she was at some party high as a kite and someone said, “hey, wouldn’t it be funny if…” and she’s like “yeah we can do that!” 🙄
Nope, it was all a fake stunt to blame an "immigrant".
I believe it because it was my first thought when I read about it.
they are all high on drugs. all of them.
Nah, just super, super, super duper racist and inhumane
These folks have no stop button when it comes to grift. Word of the day:Someone who is avaricious is greedy or grasping, concerned with gaining wealth. The suggestion is that an avaricious person will do anything to achieve material gain, and it is, in general, not a pleasant attribute.
So switching to #OathOnly entry, residence, and citizenship, in addition to being the moral and ethical thing to do, would personally make Kristi Noem lose money? I'm in. Let's do it.
Do they get any shout outs?
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How very Squid Games of her.
Squid Game for those who shoot puppies in the face, carefully wear a French tuck in front of a foreign concentration camp, and sleep with Corey Lewandowski
Sadly the MAGA's will avidly watch & jeer the contestants !
Oh yeah!
This can't be real? Is it?
It is real.
It’s termed “reportedly”
That’s sick and disgusting. Americans really need to revisit the human suffering we call entertainment
Fight for it? Didn’t the felon plan was to offer a “gold card” for citizenship with the low price of 5 MILLION dollars? Corrupt clowns.
This would be horrific!🤬
Jesus fuck, we're at the Hunger Games stage of societal collapse.
Thought exactly the same thing.
Yes, but we aren't going to wait 75 years to launch the appropriate response, are we.
No no no. 1980s prediction. it's beyond the thunder dome.
Yup these people are truly Disgusting
Same first thought
The Amazing Race meets The Hunger Games. Ooh! I'll bet there will be betting. Oh yeah that's the Squid Game part.
In all the movies like this, it backfires and the government burns
I was thinking of Handmaid's Tale.
“Societal collapse”?? LOL This is awful, and should be shamed, but saying that society has collapsed because of it is typical hyperbole. Your life is still perfectly fine and will continue to be.
"but saying that society has collapsed because of it…" Not even in the realm of what I wrote, but thanks for chiming in.
Rollerball ('75 original) was the fascist corporate state ultraviolence circus satire before, well, everyone else. www.imdb.com/title/tt0073...
My first thought was Squid Games. God these people have watched too much TV. They’re beyond unserious.
She needs to volunteer as tribute.
That’s the very first thing I said to my wife.
Or the latest S King film - I think it’s called The Long Walk.
Its the Running man. This shyt is disgusting.
Came here to say this.
That's the first thought I had when I read this.
These people are soulless ghouls.
If anyone cares to help invest in the survival of a homeless immigrant 😢
That's really insulting... To soulless ghouls.
Same.
Same
Same!
Yup squid games.
Yes - I was trying to remember this movie's name. Freaking insane.
Running Man.
Or Running Man.
Wouldn't it be lovely to see "someone" pound her face in....J.S.
They all deserve at least that much.
This cannot be legal for her to do. Correct? Am I crazy? Is this really where we are? Never mind. I guess it is.
The old guy from Squid Game S1 👀
Ewwww!
Just call it Hunger Games and get it over with
More like Squid Game.
That was my first thought. It's not just Trump who's insane.
I don’t appreciate how real that is. 😳
Eichmann Barbie has thought up new ways to torture undesirables.
These idiots are how we get the Robocop future.
No way. For real??
Our country is devolving into one big Survivor episode, isn’t it.
Where the losers are actually the winners. “VOTE ME OUT!”
These ppl are all going to Hell
I hope so and sooner than later.
Really makes me wish I believed in hell even if that meant I might go there too.
I get that. These past few years I’ve started doubting that there’s a heaven, but am holding out for hell in hopes all these fu¢k*Rs end up someplace really awful for all of eternity
Here’s an idea for a show - find the most pathetic losers on Earth and have them compete to see who can grovel the most believably before their leader. Call it “The Trump Administration.”
"... The Aristocrats!"
High tier joke
Kakistocrats
Aristocraps
Or better yet- have maga & billionaires fight to keep their homes & their lives when #WeThePeople win the revolution. #MakeBillionairesHomeless
That’s what started all this- it was called the apprentice. They all still think they’re in the show.
So more televised cabinet meetings?
I'd like to see all of Trump's cabinet play this "game."
They should have to team up with an immigrant and if they don’t make it they lose their citizenship and win a free ride to El Salvador.
I have a better idea. Bring back Duck Dynasty and make her the duck.
Have they not seen The Running Man?
Maybe she should focus on how to better use department funding and follow the law.
like buying a flying jacuzzi jet
Or get a job your qualified for
Those lip injections and cheek fillers weren’t done just to go to El Salvador….
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
Logical next step in a country where the former reality show boss thinks he’s still in a show, and hires an ex Fox weekend host is in charge of the military, and a cosplay obsessed puppy killer is in charge of homeland security. Will the next step be a hunger games to get Medicaid and food stamps?
WTF?????😡
Hey, I got an idea, too... How about a show, where the totally disgusting officials, of an out-of-control government, start mysteriously disappearing, but, they can't even pay anyone enough to talk 'em into looking for them...😏
The whole freaking cabinet is going to be impeached.
Only if Democrats figure out a way to take the House and Senate by enough seats in 2026. Right now, they're untouchable, as the MAGAt Congress has ceded all power to Trump.
Impeachment has been proven ineffective, twice...
The gotcha at the end is Noem telling the winner they're not eligible because of some BS reason
Such as the “pre-existing condition” of having brown skin
Of course. "We lured/ tricked you into our sadistic viewing pleasure." I'm pretty sure some of these people would be happy to do it w/o a paycheck they're so evil
If nothing else, Noem is a horrible person.
She can play dress up in uniforms she hasn't earned and doesn't deserve, but can't walk a step in someone else's shoes. No feelings. No conscience. Noempathy.
I very much like your new word there: Noempathy.
Very kind of you to say so. Thank you.
I'm expecting to see it in the next edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. It's a disease that appears to be taking over American government and the MAGA public.
Noempathy requires 3 of the following 7 clinical diagnoses: - puppy killing - goat killing - sadism - flaunting sadism - inability to comprehend empathy - inability to recognize one's face may cause fear in children - inability to recognize one's own species
You've got it. Psychopathy without even superficial charm.
I am so full of hate toward these people, it's not healthy.
Just know that you’re not alone
I just want to say, I'm not even American. I lived in your great country for a time and very much believe in American greatness, and that's why I'm so full of rage. But not just for you and other Americans like you - certainly for you! - but for the world. We need American leadership and freedom.
Thank you, Jane. 😍
yeah she's a dick alright.
She is psychotic.
She’s a cruel, sadistic, inhumane POS. “Person”: No “ Monster”: YES
This must have been such a big hit at the Cabinet meeting. The trumpian twist at the end is he stiffs the winner and fast-track = in two weeks.
This is pretty sick.
I wanna see Kristi compete with agricultural workers, work in industrial laundries, etc in order to keep her job.
Disgusting. My Trump supporting family member is like everything will be fine after Musk leaves. She is uninformed, of course, about all the other evil doers in this administrator like this lunatic.
Those who support the Felon are too stupid to think for themselves.
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and to think that yesterday some bozo on here was saying we shouldn't be calling this bitch a cunt bc it's not nice or whatever
I think it's okay to call her mean names that aren't misogynist 🤝
I call Trump a dick all of the time and will not offer an apology.
Nice! that is not misogynist.
"Cunt" implies depth and pleasure. You won't find any of that in a game show.
Nope. I crossed that bridge with “fucking bitch” on this very thread.
One step closer to the Most Dangerous Game, the Running Man or the Hunger Games
literally
And Squid game
Will she take the loser to her gravel pit and do to them what she did to Cricket?
Agree! Any day now they'll be drawing up plans for DC's version of Rome's The Colosseum...complete with gladiators fighting to the death in front of cheering maga crowds.
Idiocracy got started one way or the other
Or The Long Walk
That's what I came here to say. I got the running man about six months ago to show it to my girlfriend because I saw where we were headed.
I'm all for putting the entire trump administration in a hunger games
And get to shoot each other in the face
Surprised she doesn’t try to call it the “Hunger Games” except she would probably get sued for copyright infringement!
Exactly my thought.
Starvation State might work 🤔
God, she's such a fucking GHOUL 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Well the good news is duck dynasty is merging with hunger games to make a hell of an unreality show where folks who once hunted ducks get to go after bigger game. The bad news is what the fuck is wrong with these assholes how did we let this happen to this country very sad😢
Are we April 1st ??
Seriously?!!! Dégueulasse. Je n’y crois pas.
Cunt
A dystopian competition in which the winner is crowned “American,” then a few days later is disappeared by ICE.
That is absolutely horrific.
'The Running Man'. Schwarzenegger could host
this is SUPER depressing news
This is sick so I have no doubt it's true.
16th season of The Apprentice. Just what his voters wanted!
Then you have Charlie Kirk, CEO of TPUSA who is in the thick of Trumps world calling for televised executions of Trump's political rivals and forcing children as young as 12 to watch. And don't forget about Nick Fuentes of Trumps #AmericaFirst calling for executions of "Non-Christians" There's video
And yet everyone you've mentioned here deserves to be in line for a guillotine. And I'd watch.
You must have seen Kirk's video because as they were talking about the executions there was an image of a guillotine on his TV screen. And yes I totally agree with you. What I don't get is where are all the voices calling this out? These people and both groups are infused in Trump world.
This is a good start.
The common folks fighting for basic human rights is a spectacle to the rich and comfortable. What a disgusting, disgraceful, dishonorable premise.
Depraved.
WTH? This isn’t the Hunger Games!
The collapse of civilization can't come soon enough.
It's begun
From the winner of America's Next Cabinet Member.
The dystopian movie “Running Man” is becoming reality. America is quickly becoming a dystopian fascist state, to the applause and cheering of MAGA Neanderthals. May Darwin be absolute and ruthless in his awards.
Unfortunately most of these people have already had kids, so Darwin isn't going to be any help here...
MAGA was taught to Hate, they were taught to be Stupid, they were Indoctrinated, Lied to, and conditioned to react like Puppets. The children may still have hope to break from the clutches of the MAGA cult.
That doesn't look too promising.
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They haven't thought this through (shocker): such a show would almost inevitably get people rooting for the immigrant. Stephen Miller would have it pulled after the first episode.
He'd have it pulled the second somebody cheered for the immigrant
This is starting to feel like The Running Man. The book, not the movie.
I have been saying this for a while now... Stephen King was prophetic...
That book was so on the nose in so many ways. For my money, it belongs on the dystopian shelf next to Fahrenheit 451. I was rather offended to see it reduced to a Schwarzenegger cartoon. It's ripe for a remake as a limited series.
JesusHRooseveltChrist
Maybe we could have a reality show where lawless republicans who violate the constitution evade capture by angry Americans.
Yesssss
Given that everything is recorded, we're getting there..
This sounds like the sort of thing we used to say in 'bad joke' contests as teenagers. I look forward to the next series, "What people will do to get elected". Disgusting stuff.
Why shouldn't she be treated like her puppy?
Yes! Let’s Squid Game this shit!! Fucking degenerates. A new low every single fucking day. Scum of the Earth. 🤮
Wtf
The folks who come up with "reality TV" belong in the camps.
Disgusting
Do they know they’re evil?
satire is impossible in this day and age
So "American Squid Game hosted by Krusty Gnome."
This cannot be real. Even in today’s bizarro world. No way
I thought for sure that was the Onion
For real! I’m hoping, desperately, that this isn’t real.
Nah, Onion can’t come up with ideas more outrageous than MAGA.
It isn't? 😵💫
Felon trump brought this creepy idea up during his hate filled rallies
🤦😒
I'm so worried about the onion. There's no point anymore. There's nothing more ridiculous than real life now.
May there be a Katniss in the first round.
It’s more like the Running Man than Hunger Games
Running Man?
We just watched it the night before last, my husband had never seen it. His comment: "I'm surprised the Trump Administration hasn't optioned this" We're finished as a nation.
Yup. Amerika is toast.
wait till the new one comes out, it's actually an accurate recounting of the book. The book is exponentially more grim.
I showed my girlfriend that movie six months ago. It was obvious that they were going to do something like this.
It’s the start of the Hunger Games
No thanks, Krusti.
Like most of the cabinet, they are all on one continuous infomercial for themselves, following in the boss’s footsteps.
Why not Illegal Immigrant Gladiator? Put the illegals in a pit with bears and lions and tigers or each other. The new version of Mixed Martial Arts. Would be a big hit on Fox.
No. This stupidity spiral has to stop. Just stop. No.
Elect a reality tv game show host, get a reality tv game show.
Seen it
Speeding toward the hunger games
Stephen King’s “The Long Walk” will be a reality if this administration has its way.
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Are they calling it The Hunger Games? About right for this regime
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I had the same thought.
Hungry for citizenship games
The Running Man
I was actually going to say the Running Man
Life imitates hunger games
Will it involve lions? It sounds like it will involve lions.
Lions are very early Christian, I like it.
No animals please. She might shoot them in the head too.
Hopefully they would eat her face first.
She is such a bitch get rid of her who would even support this BS!!
Someone really pitched a reality show to DHS where immigrants earn citizenship—because public humiliation and begging for human rights is now peak patriotism. Hoping this dystopian circus stays fiction. bsky.app/profile/that...
If it’s possible to fast track citizenship through a game show, it’s possible to fast track citizenship without it. Fast track them and get them into the system.
Love it
These fuckers are pure evil and they deserve …quite a fate
I'm sure the "stars" of the show will be white South Africans.
All too happy to finally have some to parade around and say “See!? We don’t hate immigrants! These are the good ones.”
Next: Death Race 2000.
What the fuck is this nonsense?
Omfg.
When governments turn to dystopian fiction - Squid Games - for ideas is when you know we are all doomed.
Realizing that's going to be the last face I see, with just that stupid expression, just as I'm being waterboarded.
Please say this is a joke.
The felon brought the idea of this while on the campaign trail. www.politico.com/news/2024/06...
Nope, its real
The final competition would be in a coliseum. The judges would give a thumbs up or down...and there would be tigers and lions ...
So many questions! Will this👺 push the losers out of her new Gulfstream jet? Or shoot them in a quarry? Or release them for a human hunt in the forest? Do we choose? Do we all get to vote thumbs up or down? Let the 2025 Trump MAGA Hunger Games begin!
So the hunger games???
It’s a trap! Just think of all of the names, addresses, & phone numbers that they will acquire of/from immigrants who are not yet citizens. That should make some of the ICE raids a whole lot easier. Spread the word so that no one signs up for it if it should go through.
No. This cannot be real.
Don’t you dare, Zazlov.
Damn! I never thought Hunger Games would be our reality.
Please tell me this is satire?!?
I saw this clip in The Running Man
Hunger Games? Roman Gladiators? Trotting out the less fortunate for the entertainment of the bourgeoisie? How does a game show qualify an applicant for citizenship for the fast track? What's the legal criterion for that? What box gets checked on the paperwork? Is the US govt just a game show now?
Def a reality show. Everyone waits with bated (sp?) breath for the next “episode, right?
if someone told me 10 years ago that I would be living through a crossover of Revenge of the Sith, Birdemic, Oliver, Soylent Green, Logan's Run, Handmaid's Tale, Idiocracy and now Hunger Games, I'd laugh at them. But here we are.
Bread and circuses.
Worst season of Survivor ever
“Surviving The Game” staring Ice T 1994
You just got here huh
Multiple members of the administration are from reality television, so the answer is "yes"
It's been said social media broke people's brains. "Reality" TV has much to answer for first. I put Fox News in this category because it started as not quite real news and got worse from there.
This has been my belief since the reality shows began encouraging duplicity and celebrating the winner. Too often is the one who is the most duplicitous.
I'm waiting for the Enterprise to show up, and Captain Kirk to walk around, look at us, and say, "I wish I could tell them my Earth avoided this, but the Prime Directive... "
Ask Melania how to do it
Well, your remark is hilarious. I would like to be able to sleep without having those nightmares
Not sure we need to know any deets of what she's done to "earn" her citizenship from the O.G. (ORANGE GRIFTER)
This is really upsetting, true or not. The “if true” part needs no explanation, I hope. If it’s *not* true—if “working with…to pitch” is being used as if it’s a sexy synonym for “knows about”—then this reportage might stink even a bit more #MediaLiteracy #Disinformation #InfoAwareness
Agree not degree. Sorry.
I one hundred percent degree they should and it would be nice, but it's on us.
Historical evidence DOESN'T support that happening, basically ever. It sucks, but the police and military do what they're ordered every time. No matter how wrong or horrible. Between 11-12 million of us have to stand. 3.5% of the population mobilizing and shouting "ENOUGH!" GENERALSTRIKEUS.COM
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